Given the absence of any claims to the contrary, I declare myself the winner!
I'd like to thank my family and friends for all their support, that allowed me to accomplish this amazing thing. Thank you to everyone who worked with me on this project. And of course, I'd like to thank The Angst Guy for his tireless work in making moments like this possible.
Things Trent Should Not Say at Moments Like This
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ReplyDeleteSorry, Daria. I had three chili burritos last night and that always happens afterward.
ReplyDelete"So, do you think your sister would go out with me?"
ReplyDeleteI love you too, Monique. Um...
ReplyDeleteMmm, Daria, you smell like your mom.
ReplyDeleteI've slept with your father.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking, next time we kind of like fool around, could you like wear a red jacket?
ReplyDeleteEwww do you have lice?
ReplyDeleteHugs are always better without tits getting in the way
ReplyDeleteDaria, what's that in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
ReplyDeleteLet's do it right here in the yard. No one will see us.
ReplyDeleteDid I win?
ReplyDeleteGiven the absence of any claims to the contrary, I declare myself the winner!
ReplyDeleteI'd like to thank my family and friends for all their support, that allowed me to accomplish this amazing thing. Thank you to everyone who worked with me on this project. And of course, I'd like to thank The Angst Guy for his tireless work in making moments like this possible.
You don't have to squeeze my butt that hard Daria. (laughs*cough*cough*cough)
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