A semi-irregular blog of news, opinions, and random ideas about MTV's Daria and its fandom, plus anything else even vaguely Daria related
"And now, Daria will sing the National Anthem while I drink this glass of water!"
"Yes, I'm wearing a bra, and you had better stop trying to unhook it."
Make sure you wind the gear all the way up, I don't want to run down halfway home like last time.
since the guy (yes I am too lazy to look his name up) looks oddly like Mark Hamill to me...So you see Daria, it is really the Jedi with scarlet lightsabers you should really worry about...
If you're going to put a "kick me" sign on my back, it works better when you distract me first.
"I don't think you're ready for this jelly..."
I'm not a robot. Stop looking for my off switch.
Damn it, I just had this jacket cleaned, and now it has smarm all over it.
Nice arm. How many places do you want it broken?
"Sorry. That's not my G-spot, either."
You're not Vulcan, and you're doing it wrong...
you have five seconds to remove that hand before you find yourself getting an enema with it
"Why yes, the Grand Canyon is deep. Very deep. Um, why are you pushing against my back?..."
"And now, Daria will sing the National Anthem while I drink this glass of water!"
ReplyDelete"Yes, I'm wearing a bra, and you had better stop trying to unhook it."
ReplyDeleteMake sure you wind the gear all the way up, I don't want to run down halfway home like last time.
ReplyDeletesince the guy (yes I am too lazy to look his name up) looks oddly like Mark Hamill to me...
ReplyDeleteSo you see Daria, it is really the Jedi with scarlet lightsabers you should really worry about...
If you're going to put a "kick me" sign on my back, it works better when you distract me first.
ReplyDelete"I don't think you're ready for this jelly..."
ReplyDeleteI'm not a robot. Stop looking for my off switch.
ReplyDeleteDamn it, I just had this jacket cleaned, and now it has smarm all over it.
ReplyDeleteNice arm. How many places do you want it broken?
ReplyDelete"Sorry. That's not my G-spot, either."
ReplyDeleteYou're not Vulcan, and you're doing it wrong...
ReplyDeleteyou have five seconds to remove that hand before you find yourself getting an enema with it
ReplyDelete"Why yes, the Grand Canyon is deep. Very deep. Um, why are you pushing against my back?..."
ReplyDelete