Damn it, Helen! If you didn't insist on buying the cheapest brand of paper towels, I never would have set the kitchen on fire! (Kinda lame I know...but that was the FIRST thought that came to mind when I saw this picture.)
Nothing, when Daria reminded him about when the neighbors accidently looked up at the curtainless windows in time to see something between him and Helen that no amount of brain bleach would ever remove.
"Damn it, TAG! You keep calling these things contests, but no one ever wins! Just like Corporal Ellenbogen, Jakey never wins! Well, not anymore, gahdammit!"
Someone tried to replace my usual brewed coffee with Folgers instant, and I am NOT happy about it.
ReplyDeleteWorse yet, it's decaf!!!
If I found out who did it there will be hell to pay... Yes I am looking at you Daria.
I want YOU
ReplyDeleteto get me my mommy!
"You are NOT leaving this room until you take off that hot, hot thong, Thomas Sloane!"
ReplyDeleteYOU! Stop touching yourself while watching Chilly Willy cartoons!
ReplyDeleteDamn it, Helen! If you didn't insist on buying the cheapest brand of paper towels, I never would have set the kitchen on fire! (Kinda lame I know...but that was the FIRST thought that came to mind when I saw this picture.)
ReplyDeleteOk Eric. It is about time you got a taste of what you have been doing to my wife for the last few years. Now put on that leather outfit and bend over.
ReplyDeleteNOW.
"Wanna smell my finger?"
ReplyDeleteNothing, when Daria reminded him about when the neighbors accidently looked up at the curtainless windows in time to see something between him and Helen that no amount of brain bleach would ever remove.
ReplyDelete"Damn it, TAG! You keep calling these things contests, but no one ever wins! Just like Corporal Ellenbogen, Jakey never wins! Well, not anymore, gahdammit!"
ReplyDeleteGimme back my goddamn pants or you get a face full of hot coffee!
ReplyDeleteSpread your cheeks wider, Jane. I want to get in to the third knuckle.
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