Thursday, September 10, 2009

What Did Stacy Rowe See?

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Points awarded for rudeness and tackiness as usual.

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17 comments:

  1. MDetector5Thursday, September 10, 2009 at 12:13:00 AM EDT

    "Tiffany, why did you stab Sandi and Quinn?! I didn't even know you were able to do THAT!"

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  2. AnonymousThursday, September 10, 2009 at 12:45:00 AM EDT

    As hard as I might, I can't get the original "I'm wearing sweat-pants" out of my head to think of any others

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  3. AnonymousThursday, September 10, 2009 at 2:44:00 AM EDT

    She saw Stars as he stepped out of the shower. She's thinking to herself, "Where's the eye bleach? Where's the eye bleach?"

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  4. PinheadThursday, September 10, 2009 at 8:50:00 AM EDT

    "Mr. Perelman, your proof of a hypothesis of Poincare so is unexpected!"

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  5. AnonymousThursday, September 10, 2009 at 1:08:00 PM EDT

    A mirror.

    (Oh snap!)

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  6. cincgoldThursday, September 10, 2009 at 4:25:00 PM EDT

    "I see a philosopher! Nietzsche was right! A philosopher is a terrible explosive, endangering everthing! AAAAAAHHHH!!!

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  7. The Angst GuyThursday, September 10, 2009 at 4:33:00 PM EDT

    "Sandi... why is Tommy Sherman's naked, rotting corpse in bed with you?"

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  8. AnonymousThursday, September 10, 2009 at 4:50:00 PM EDT

    "Mom, Dad? What are you doing in my bed?"

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  9. the bug guyThursday, September 10, 2009 at 6:24:00 PM EDT

    "With my scrunchie? How could you?"

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  10. The Angst GuyThursday, September 10, 2009 at 7:08:00 PM EDT

    "Oh, no! Those pink diet cookies were really full of Ex-Lax!"

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  11. The Angst GuyThursday, September 10, 2009 at 7:09:00 PM EDT

    "Mom, Dad? What are you doing in my bed? With our dog?"

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  12. PinheadThursday, September 10, 2009 at 9:26:00 PM EDT

    "Sandi, put away the gun! I only have joked! It NOT fat!"

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  13. The Angst GuyThursday, September 10, 2009 at 9:53:00 PM EDT

    I wonder if anyone can tell that I put my cell phone on vibrate and stuck it in my underwear....

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  14. RanchothThursday, September 10, 2009 at 11:21:00 PM EDT

    She saw everything.

    In that one moment in time, crystalized into blazing, impossible clarity, she saw everything.

    Everything.

    Nothing could have walked away unscathed. Nothing human did.

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  15. Disco316Thursday, September 10, 2009 at 11:54:00 PM EDT

    Quinn swung her pointer at the final illustration on her easel. "And so you see, Stacy, this is what you'll be reduced to if you continue to let Sandi lead you around. On the plus side, however, that dog collar is very fashionable and slimming."

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  16. The Angst GuyFriday, September 11, 2009 at 5:22:00 PM EDT

    I didn't just fart in the middle of my birthday party, did I?

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  17. the bug guyFriday, September 11, 2009 at 7:23:00 PM EDT

    Stacy knew she would never live down the day her water broke in the middle of the Blush-A-Thon.

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