Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Caption Contest!


What is going on here?

Write dialog, do a one-liner, describe the scene, go to it.

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34 comments:

  1. Roland 'Jim' LoweryTuesday, January 5, 2010 at 2:07:00 AM EST

    "You mine now, bitch!"

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  2. AnonymousTuesday, January 5, 2010 at 6:24:00 AM EST

    "For a second there, I thought you were gonna grab my...nevermind."

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  3. AnonymousTuesday, January 5, 2010 at 9:19:00 AM EST

    "I will really fuck you up this time!"

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  4. MDetector5Tuesday, January 5, 2010 at 10:10:00 AM EST

    "Quinn can't save you now, Stacy. PREPARE FOR YOUR DOOM!!!"

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  5. ticknartTuesday, January 5, 2010 at 11:04:00 AM EST

    "You're the one, Stacy! Don't you understand, you've always been the one!"

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  6. AnonymousTuesday, January 5, 2010 at 1:00:00 PM EST

    Don't lose hope ! We'll finally find a freakin' olympic grade razor for your body hairs !

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  7. Roland 'Jim' LoweryTuesday, January 5, 2010 at 1:32:00 PM EST

    "I'm sorry, the Stacy you have tried to reach is not in service at this time. If you believe you have reached this message in error, please hang up and try again."

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  8. the nightgoblynTuesday, January 5, 2010 at 2:14:00 PM EST

    "Quinn is what!?"

    "MINE! If I see you lay your sniveling, shy-girl hands on her one more time I WILL BREAK YOU."

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  9. the nightgoblynTuesday, January 5, 2010 at 2:17:00 PM EST

    "Dammit! I broke this one, too! How many Stacy LoveDroids am I gonna go through before they finally make one that's not so fragile!"

    (muttering) "Does not . . . compute . . . I don't . . . understand . . . system shut down . . . compleeeaaaahhhh."

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  10. the nightgoblynTuesday, January 5, 2010 at 2:18:00 PM EST

    "Sandi . . . you shot those people . . . oh, God."

    "Come with me if you want to live."

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  11. the nightgoblynTuesday, January 5, 2010 at 2:19:00 PM EST

    (last one, I promise)

    "Sandi what are you talking about!?"

    "Stacy, it's not Sandi, it's Scarlett. Would Sandi dress this way? You've got to help me reverse the spell!"

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  12. RanchothTuesday, January 5, 2010 at 2:58:00 PM EST

    [arc of a red flash]

    [muffled, pitch-lowered noise, not unlike being underwater]

    Sandi [calling, unnaturally slow, maybe three-quarter speed]: ...aacy...! Haaave...t...kee...p'movi—

    [sharp mortar whistle]

    [World starts moving normally again]


    This is not peace. It is an armistice for twenty years.—Ferdinand Foch

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  13. Brother GrimaceTuesday, January 5, 2010 at 3:42:00 PM EST

    "Like, I'll get you, my pretty... and if you ever get a little dog, I'll get him, too!"

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  14. Roland 'Jim' LoweryTuesday, January 5, 2010 at 4:13:00 PM EST

    "NO, NOT BLACK LEAF! NO, NO! I'M GOING TO DIE! Don't make me quit the game. Please don't! Somebody save me! You can't do this!"

    "Stacy, get out of here. YOU'RE DEAD! You don't exist any more."

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  15. UnknownTuesday, January 5, 2010 at 5:50:00 PM EST

    Sandi: Stacey, that sweater violates your membership to the Fashion Club. I will be forced to let you go.
    Stacey: But Sandi, we're wearing like practically, the same outfit.
    Sandi: But you're sweater is fuzzy. Fuzz, Stacey? Really?

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  16. The Bug GuyTuesday, January 5, 2010 at 6:50:00 PM EST

    "You are NOT a Fuzzy-Wuzzy We Bit!"

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  17. AnonymousTuesday, January 5, 2010 at 8:48:00 PM EST

    "Come on! Tell me what you saw!"

    "No!... NO!... It's too horrible, Sandi... It's too HORRIBLE!!!" (begins sobbing)

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  18. The Angst GuyTuesday, January 5, 2010 at 9:06:00 PM EST

    "NO, NOT BLACK LEAF! NO, NO! I'M GOING TO DIE! Don't make me quit the game. Please don't! Somebody save me! You can't do this!"

    "Stacy, get out of here. YOU'RE DEAD! You don't exist any more.    "

    I got it. You stinker. :)

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  19. The Angst GuyTuesday, January 5, 2010 at 9:09:00 PM EST

    "Let's see how you handle a fifty-thousand volt static charge from my wool nylons, Stacy the Drip!"

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  20. The Angst GuyTuesday, January 5, 2010 at 9:09:00 PM EST

    "Is this the first time you've seen Ms. Li naked?"

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  21. The Angst GuyTuesday, January 5, 2010 at 9:11:00 PM EST

    "I want my cell phone back, Stacy! Where did you hide it? I can hear it buzzing, Stacy, tell me where it is!"

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  22. Roland 'Jim' LoweryTuesday, January 5, 2010 at 10:06:00 PM EST

    I got it. You stinker. :)

    I figured at least ONE person had to. :D

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  23. Roland 'Jim' LoweryTuesday, January 5, 2010 at 10:06:00 PM EST

    "WHERE.

    IS.

    THE BOMB?!"

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  24. MDetector5Tuesday, January 5, 2010 at 10:26:00 PM EST

    All caption contestery aside, Sandi does look pretty hot in that.

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  25. MDetector5Tuesday, January 5, 2010 at 10:27:00 PM EST

    "But Sandi... how did you find out I wrote that ED page about you?"

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  26. cincgoldTuesday, January 5, 2010 at 11:27:00 PM EST

    "You are getting sleepy...sleepy...when you wake from the trance, you will...."

    Sandi stopped. Hypnotism was great, but she forgot what she wanted Stacy to do. Oh well, maybe next time....

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  27. Roland 'Jim' LoweryThursday, January 7, 2010 at 2:33:00 AM EST

    "TEAK!

    TEEAAK!!

    TEEEEEAAAAAAK!!!"

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  28. RaskolnikovFriday, January 8, 2010 at 7:00:00 AM EST

    "BITCHSLAP!"

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  29. AnonymousFriday, January 8, 2010 at 10:28:00 AM EST

    LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND KISS ME, YOU LITTLE BITCH!! NOW!!!

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  30. Dr MikeMonday, January 11, 2010 at 11:44:00 AM EST

    "What do you mean President Obama's State of the Union address is going to preempt the season premiere of 'Lost'?"

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  31. AnonymousSunday, January 31, 2010 at 12:06:00 PM EST

    "You've been told to stop playing with my tazer!!!"

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  32. Project P.Sunday, February 7, 2010 at 11:10:00 PM EST

    Sandi says, "Now to set this wax statue of Stacy next to the other ones."

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  33. Project P.Sunday, February 7, 2010 at 11:17:00 PM EST

    Sandi to Stacy: "1.21 gigawatts?! 1.21 gigawatts?! Great scott!"

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  34. AnonymousFriday, February 12, 2010 at 6:42:00 PM EST

    Sandi to Stacy: "My God, what has Dr. Moreau done to you?!"

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