Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Caption Contest!

Something or someone has caught Brittany's
undivided attention at a party.
What is it?

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23 comments:

  1. Roland 'Jim' LoweryWednesday, February 3, 2010 at 12:16:00 AM EST

    Me.

    Hey, bay-beh. How you doin'?

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  2. RanchothWednesday, February 3, 2010 at 10:39:00 AM EST

    By her expression, I can only guess that someone was waggling a flashlight beam or a laser pointer at a wall.

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  3. the nightgoblynWednesday, February 3, 2010 at 11:28:00 AM EST

    Wow! Now I really know why they call him Big Mac!

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  4. undefinedlustWednesday, February 3, 2010 at 12:19:00 PM EST

    I'll leave that answer to the great Sir Mix A Lot...

    "Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
    It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
    one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
    But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
    They only talk to her, because,
    she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
    I mean, her butt, is just so big.
    I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
    out there, I mean - gross."

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  5. AnonymousWednesday, February 3, 2010 at 12:41:00 PM EST

    What is Upchuck doing with the Fashion Club ?

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  6. Roland 'Jim' LoweryWednesday, February 3, 2010 at 12:41:00 PM EST

    "Oh my God, it's full of stars!"

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  7. The Angst GuyWednesday, February 3, 2010 at 6:41:00 PM EST

    Dr. Manhattan, in the flesh.

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  8. The Angst GuyWednesday, February 3, 2010 at 7:51:00 PM EST

    Holy cow! I thought Jane was a GIRL!

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  9. Roland 'Jim' LoweryWednesday, February 3, 2010 at 9:45:00 PM EST

    "meow meow meowmeow
    meow meow meowmeow
    meowmeow meowmeow MEOW meow meowmeow"

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  10. Roland 'Jim' LoweryWednesday, February 3, 2010 at 10:37:00 PM EST

    "Dammit, being Kevin's Real Doll totally bites."

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  11. MDetector5Wednesday, February 3, 2010 at 10:51:00 PM EST

    "I don't like how that guy is staring at me... but if I beat him up I might cause a scene..."

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  12. Roland 'Jim' LoweryWednesday, February 3, 2010 at 10:57:00 PM EST

    "Eyebrows go up . . . eyebrows go down.

    Eyebrows go up . . . eyebrows go down.

    Eyebrows go up . . .




    . . . eyebrows go down."

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  13. The Angst GuyWednesday, February 3, 2010 at 11:38:00 PM EST

    "Oh, my gosh! Hegel was right!"

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  14. the nightgoblynThursday, February 4, 2010 at 7:34:00 AM EST

    Help me Norman, help me Norman, help me Norman . . . .

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  15. Roland 'Jim' LoweryThursday, February 4, 2010 at 9:51:00 AM EST

    "Kill zem.

    Kill zem all . . . "

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  16. AnonymousThursday, February 4, 2010 at 5:14:00 PM EST

    Kevvy, why are you kissing that guy?

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  17. AnonymousThursday, February 4, 2010 at 6:15:00 PM EST

    Crap ! I forgot tu put a bra.

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  18. AnonymousThursday, February 4, 2010 at 6:21:00 PM EST

    Brittany: *thinking* Oh my God, I never knew Jodie was so *hot!*

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  19. Roland 'Jim' LoweryThursday, February 4, 2010 at 8:53:00 PM EST

    "3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 . . . "

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  20. The Angst GuyThursday, February 4, 2010 at 9:19:00 PM EST

    What is he doing with that poor penguin?

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  21. Roland 'Jim' LoweryThursday, February 4, 2010 at 11:19:00 PM EST

    "We're sorry, the Brittany you have tried to reach is not in service at this time. If you believe you have reached this message in error, please hang up and try again."

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  22. undefinedlustThursday, February 4, 2010 at 11:44:00 PM EST

    When asked what was wrong, Brittany answered in a flat, monotone voice:

    General Error
    SQL ERROR [ mysql4 ]

    Can’t connect to local MySQL server through socket ‘/var/lib/mysql/mysql.sock’ (2) [2002]

    An sql error occurred while fetching this page. Please contact an administrator if this problem persists.

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  23. AnonymousSunday, February 7, 2010 at 7:48:00 AM EST

    Brittney says, "Wait, I know that the position is open, but don't you think that I'm a little too well-qualified to be the next governor of Alaska?"

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