The Daria Fandom Blog II

Hi-Yo, Mack Daddy!

2012-01-30T12:30:00.001-05:00

On this day in 1933, the Lone Ranger made his first appearance on a radio show. He would later get a television series, as well. The character didn't exactly look like Mack there, but I could definitely see him taking down bad guys. Or just Kevin whenever he pisses him off.

Today was also the day of the school review meeting in the episode "Fizz Ed," but shhh--don't tell anyone!

I should also mention that one year ago today, Daria made a cameo appearance on the TV show Robot Chicken. I think the less said about that one, though, the better.

Fanfic Update!

At the Crossroads... (Chapter 5), by oni (part 1): "Judy came to the door and opened it, revealing Sandi on the other side. 'Hi Sandi, you’re here pretty early,' the mother said. Trying to put on her best smile, Sandi replied, 'I know. I just thought I’d get a head start on the day.'"

The Author as a Lesbian, Season 5, by DeacBlue (parts 6 and 7): "'The case of the United States versus Morgendorffer, Lane, and Burns, parties, come forward.' When they had seated themselves at the defense table, she briefly read over the particulars. 'Your clients are being charged with polygamy, Counselor,' she said to Bill Tweed. 'How do they plead?'" (Part 7)

Homeless Daria Episode 4: Cafe Dispossessedo, by RX-87 (part 4): "'So...' she sighed, turning to her friend, 'What do you suppose happens now?' 'Nothing good.' Daria moped, shaking her head, inwardly debating which prospect was more terrifying: prison, or her family being called."

Idiot or Savant :: After the Disaster, by Fhujeth_x (part 1): "Tiffany sat alone in her room, staring outside the window. The raindrops subtly fell on the panes of glass, speckling them with long-forgotten memories of the before time. Each drop that hit the window gave Tiffany an even more and more somber feeling as she stared at the absence of life outside."

Imaginary, by ThanatosRW (COMPLETE!): "I freeze for a moment as I see her on the edge of the crowd. I see her cold eyes staring at me, judging me, criticizing me, before she stomps off. If I had shown any reaction to her presence, no one picked up on it as they kept on yammering about superficial stuff like upcoming sales and garbage and an invitation to join something called the Fashion Club."

John Lane 52: From the Last Step to the First, by RLobinske (part 6): "John said, 'Do you need any help with dinner?' 'Thanks for asking, but I have this under control,' Helen said. 'It should be ready in about half an hour.' 'Cool, then,' John replied. Daria said, 'See you then, Mom,' as she and John left the kitchen. Helen watched them leave and smiled to herself. 'All three of them found something to do for the summer without any prodding. After all these years, I think I can call this a success.'"

Lawndale and Sandi Griffin’s Genie (Chapter 6), by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 5): "'If we stay next to each other, we can watch out for each other,' she said. 'Good point!' Stacy said. She stepped closer to Daria. 'But not too close,' Daria said. 'Please?' 'Fine.' 'Thank you!' Daria sighed."

A Mothers Love, by ash_blackfire (part 1): "Quinn started to cry into Jakes chest as they all gathered around the bed. Jake holding Quinn and Amy holding onto Daria and Amy and Jake holding each others hand. All comforting each other as they watched the one they all loved slowly fade away." (Part 2)

Quinn's Code 05: Morgendorffers vs. Amazon, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (COMPLETE!): "'So, Daria, how was school?' Helen asked when she had finished handing out the lasagne. 'Let's see, the usual happened, and oh, yes, the Modelling Classes were mysteriously canceled,' Daria said with some disembling. Helen and Quinn exchanged a look. Daria noticed it.'You had something to do with it, didn't you?' 'Some things are meant to be mysterious, Daria,' Quinn said."

Quinn Spirit Detective, by Reven384 (parts 6 and 7): "'But if she’s a demon doesn’t that make her dangerous for Daria?' Quinn asked. 'We need to investigate,' Botan said, 'I know she’s a friend of your family, but we can’t trust her at her word.' 'There is no need for that,” Jane said surprising both of them, 'I’ll give you the answers you want.'" (Part 7)

Ring-a-Ling, by Doggieboy (part 5): "Cindy finished typing out a report of a property damage automobile accident and sipped from a cup of coffee when her phone rang. Automatically, she picked up the receiver, put it to her ear and said, 'Lawndale Police Department, Officer Lewis speaking.' There was a hesitation, then a woman’s voice said, 'I want to report some obscene phone calls.'"

The Skelton Girl, by oni (part 1): "'Students,' O’Neil begun in his over enthusiastic way, 'we have a new student among us, please meet Mandy Peterson.' He then turned the students’ attention to the goth girl at the front of the room."

Unnamed story (Crossovers Still Crossing Over), by Grifter74 (COMPLETE!): "Camera rushes through the streets of MegaTokyo. In the back ground is the Genom Tower. The camera stops and zooms in on a club. The sign says Hot Legs. The camera goes inside. In a small room behind the stage, we see Daria dressed in a red leather skirt and bustier as she adjusts a blonde wig."

Unnamed story (Scenes no Daria fanfic should have: Last Friday Night!), by JPAGC (COMPLETE!): "'I accept your challenge, old man,' said a dark-haired young man, stepping forth from the crowd and strutting to the small fence. A quick jump later and he was inside the circle of fresh earth that the gardeners had used to plant the young tree near the crutch."

With An "Uh", And An "Um", by mmmdraco (part 17): "Trent pointed out the remote control on the coffee table. 'Feel free to watch TV. I'm gonna head up and tell Daria to get the money in cash.' 'What do you have against me, Trent? You're acting like you don't like me. I don't get that very often.'"

A Rare Moment of Joy for Highland Daria

2012-01-29T08:31:00.000-05:00

It was on this day in 1995 that the Beavis and Butt-Head episode "Wet Behind the Rears" aired on MTV. Daria has only a small appearance in this episode, but she does get to laugh uproariously at Beavis and Butt-head's misfortune. So a good day for our heroine, anyway.

Fandom News!

Arena del Sur has a question on notifications.

medea42 wonders if anyone plans to do a fan history wiki.

Talk about Lawndale High and matters of money and social classes in a new Deep Thoughts thread.

CR85747 shares an article about slow TV and wonders if it relates to Daria.

Interested in Detective Conan? Talk about it in the thread.

Need a day off? Erin M. shares a video in the Weapons of Mass Distraction forum.

Two new Iron Chefs have been posted in the Creative Writing forum: jtranser's Rim Shots and Lord Yellowtail's I Met Myself on the Way to the Town Square ...

Check out the ficlets being shared in Smijey's Mr. O'Neill, Asshole and mmmdraco's Loser's Mailbag story threads.

This Cake Had Better Not Be a Lie!

2012-01-27T12:30:00.000-05:00

Guess what, everyone! It's National Chocolate Cake Day! Quinn's getting into the spirit, and I can definitely say I'm right there with her. Chocolate cake for all! Unless you don't want any. In which case I call dibs on yours!

Today is also the anniversary of the birth of Charles Lutwidge Dodgson, better known to the world as Lewis Carroll, the author of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass. This is especially notable for fandom, as there have been several Daria crossovers with the books in fanfic.

I can recall Barry Eshkol Adelman's Daria in Wonderland and The Angst Guy's Wonderlane and Tiffany in Wonderland, but I'm probably forgetting some. If you know any more, please post them in the comments!

Fanfic Update!

...And Then it Happened..., by Fhujeth_x (parts 1 and 2): "It was nothing more than your boring, tedious night filled with assorted blushes and shimmering lip gloss. Warm summer air blew through the open crack in the door bringing a little life in the room but still leaving it dry and dull with the feelings of a long forgotten school year." (Part 2)

The Apex of Angst, by OverlordMikey (part 2): "I consider calling my sisters, but it seems pointless. If I survive the surgery they'd never know I had it; if I died they‘d never notice I was gone."

At the Crossroads..., by oni (part 4c): "Understanding, Stacy grabbed hold of Sandi's slightly shaking hand for support. 'I know, but you also got to realize that just because your parent's reactions were bad, doesn't mean mine will.' Giving a small smile, Sandi said, 'You're right.' Sighing one last time, she added, 'Well, let's get this over with.'"

The Author as a Lesbian, Season 5, by DeacBlue (part 5): "She walked up to him, and said, 'Who do you think you are? I can tell you aren't anything that would require you to do anything like, dress.' He looked down at her and sneered. 'My name's Fred Phelps, little girl, and you'd better learn to respect your elders, especially one of the Elect!'"

A Brave Dead World..., by 11tee (COMPLETE!): "The younger woman stood up with the help of her companion, another woman. Older, with jet black hair, tattoos, and some oddly-placed jewelry. There was a pendant hanging from her neck, and a machete in her free hand. The machete had seen recent use. Her bosom heaved as she spoke, 'C'mon, Quinn. We need to go. As in now!'"

Daria - Double Down, by neonhomer (part 24): "Trent sighed. 'I'm going to try to stay with her. If it starts to get to her, and she turns back to drinking...' Trent saw Jane's face go blank. 'I'm sorry Janey. I know you have feelings for her. I'm sorry..' Trent closed the door."

Idiot or Savant :: Fat Like Me, by Fhujeth_x (part 1): "Tiffany began to circumvent her thoughts, trying to put them into a feasible sentence that could be spoken coherently to the other girl.... but like usual she was having trouble wording what she wanted to say."

It's Useless to Say, by RX-87 (COMPLETE!): "Tom blinked a few times, trying to clear the opiates from his head. 'Go out...? Wait a minute. Daria? Is that you?' 'I'm afraid so.' 'Jesus. Never thought I'd see you again. We haven't spoken since we were in college. I hadn't even thought about you since...' A terrible realization dawned on Tom. 'Wait a minute. No. You can't be Daria.'"

Janey's Got A Gun, by BrownEyedBagel (COMPLETE!): "Jane carefully stepped up to the young woman and raised her right hand. Her grip tightened on the gun in her hand. She waited. The point of no return had come and gone. She wondered where she should shoot first."

Keep Out, by Jim North (parts 1 and 2): "'So, how's it looking?' Daria glanced up briefly from the two workbooks in front of her before answering. 'It's looking like between us, we might make a halfway decent chemist,' she said dryly. 'Maybe we'll manage to not blow ourselves up next lab assignment.'" (Part 2)

Loser's Mailbag, by mmmdraco (COMPLETE!): "'Kevin! Go get the mail!' Charlene Thompson yelled to her son as she opened a beer for her husband, Doug. 'Mmm... Okay, Mom!' Kevin got to his feet and jogged out the front door. He grabbed a stack of mail from the box on the curb and brought it into the kitchen. Sorting it out, he found a letter for him from his doctor, and a letter to his parents from Lawndale High. He slid both of them under his jersey and tucked then into the waistband of his pants. "

Quinn Spirit Detective, by Reven384 (parts 4 and 5): "''Oh my looks like the egg's hatching,' Botan said as the egg cracked. Quinn watched with a mixture of excitement and terror as the egg continued to crack and tear." (Part 5)

Unnamed story (Iron Chef: "What makes a date a date?"), by 11tee (COMPLETE!): "The phone was picked up on the second ring. 'Uhhhh.... hehe hehehehehe... Um. Hey there, sexy.' Daria held her breath a moment, then finally spoke. 'Hey, Butthead. I got a ques...' 'Diarrhea cha-cha-cha! Diarrhea cha-cha-cha! Heyyyy, baby. We've been expecting you, beh-beh.'"

With An "Uh", And An "Um", by mmmdraco (parts 15 and 16): "By the time she entered the kitchen, Jane was sitting at the table eating her way through a bowl of cereal and glaring at her coffee. 'Not cool enough, yet?' 'It had the audacity to burn my tongue. *My* tongue. How will I give lashings today?'" (Part 16)

G'Day...Yeah.

2012-01-26T08:54:00.000-05:00

Happy Australia Day, everyone! Aside from that Crocodile Dundee alter ego there, I promise not to make any horrible Australia puns or pop culture references. I'm afraid that if I piss off the Aussies, they might send some of their flora and/or fauna after me. That stuff's deadly, man.

See a thread started by Deref at the PPMB if you'd like a perspective on the day from someone who, you know, actually lives there.

Fandom News!

The results for the 2011 Daria Fanworks Awards have been announced! See the winners for Written Works and Visual Works!

Fhujeth_x posted Stacy and Sandi cosplay videos.

Dervish wonders, what would ruin an astrophysicist?

Teeki wants advice on getting an ex to leave you alone.

What happened to Goofy's wife...? Share your theories in the thread!

Talk about your favorite first person shooter games in a new thread.

D.T. Dey suggests Jennette McCurdy as Daria.

mmmdraco and OverlordMikey will be participating in an Angst-Off. Check it out, but brace yourself for the inevitable carnage!

Charles RB posted a new Iron Cuisine in Creative Writing: Daria, the Mike Judge pilot version.

Wouter posted a new art Iron Chef in The Easel: Party like it's 1995.

"Anybody else smell peanut butter?"

2012-01-24T12:53:00.000-05:00

Today is National Peanut Butter Day! I don't recommend you eat that peanut butter sandwich Jane found, so instead why not celebrate by letting peanuts hijack your brain...moth to a flame...if you don't release me...you're driving me insane!

Sorry. Random Mystik Spiral moment there.

This also happens to be Beer Can Appreciation Day! I can hear the snide comments from both Ms. Barch and Jake about ex-husbands and horrible fathers already, so let's not celebrate this one in front of them, okay?

Fanfic Update!

The Apex of Angst, by OverlordMikey (part 1): "I'm not entirely sure about who I am anymore. Outside my window I see a world gone mad; inside my house I see a few people gone mad. Sometimes I wonder if I've gone mad too."

Armored Cynic Daria, Episode 1: Esteem Rising, by RX-87 (part 2): "JAKE: Girls, I just want you to know your mother and I realize it's not easy moving offworld to a whole new colony -- especially for you, Daria, right? DARIA: Did we move? JAKE: Hahah... great joke, Kiddo. DARIA: No, I mean I thought I felt something pushing on... Never mind."

At the Crossroads..., by oni (part 4b): "Coming up to them, hand-in-hand with Stacy, Sandi asked with amusement in her voice, 'Bored already Quinn?' Trying to put on her best smile, Quinn replied back, 'Me, bored Sandi? Never.' While her girlfriend didn’t notice it, Sandi could tell that Quinn was still a little uncomfortable with the whole girlfriend situation. With that in mind, Sandi held back from saying anything further."

The Author as a Lesbian, Season 5, by DeacBlue (parts 3 and 4): "'Oye! Oye!' the bailiff called. 'The county court of Lawndale County, Maryland, Judge Viola Carney, presiding, all having business before the court, draw near!' He said, in an aside to the judge, 'First case is County of Lawndale v. Morgendorffer, Lane, and Burns.' '"Well, let's get to it,' Judge Carney said." (Part 4)

Chaos Theory: The Esteem of the Cynic and the Eccentric, by Walter Kovacs (part 6): "'We're all going to eat dinner at the neighbor's that night and I want everyone to be there.' Turning to her two oldest children, Helen continued 'This means the both of you too.' 'Exactly who are these neighbors we're eating at?' asked Daria. In a matter of fact voice, Helen simply said 'They're the Sloanes. I believe you know their two children.'"

Daria - Double Down, by neonhomer (cut scene and parts 21 - 23): "'Is that Daria?' asked Jane as they got closer. After a few moments, Jane knew it was Daria. 'Hey, get away from her!' shouted Jane. Lynn went running up, but came to a sliding stop when the guy turned around. 'Trent? What in the hell are you doing here?'" (Part 21) (Part 22) (Part 23)

How To Tell Time, by mmmdraco (COMPLETE!): "Brittany heard her alarm clock go off and opened her eyes wide, ready to start another wonderful day. She knew it was 6:30am because her alarm clock was going off, and she'd never bothered to change the time."

John Lane 52: From the Last Step to the First, by RLobinske (part 5): "'You didn't let things go in the middle of my speech, did you?' 'Me? No.' 'Good.' 'I cut loose when you were about halfway to the stage. I thought I'd try to get as much dispersal time as possible before you returned.' 'Now that's true love.'"

The Lawndale Adventure, by LadieT and The Angst Guy (part 3): "Amy watched the screen for a moment as her jaw dropped. 'Rita - are you sure they were on that ship?' 'Yes! Quinn called me tonight with a dating question and told me that she was on the Princess Fairy because her school was doing a fundraiser. I've tried Helen, Quinn, their house - no one's answering. Amy, I'm really worried,' Rita's voice broke."

Mad Dog's Legacy Chapter 11: Wilderness Adverturers, by Hyrin (part 1): "'Honey, you need to relax.' 'I know. I just...what should I do?' 'What do you say we go camping this weekend? Hell, you’ve got plenty of time off saved up. Let’s make it a 3-day weekend. Just us and the girls, living off the land.'"

Mr. O'Neill, Asshole, by Smijey: "'Esteem...a teen. They don't really rhyme, do they?' Mr. O'Neill said cheerfully. Daria did her best to pay attention to the pap, in the unlikely event that he said anything useful. 'You know what else doesn't rhyme? "You losers" and "a future." The sounds don't quite mesh, just like when your parents attempted to use birth control. But we are here to begin the futile task of realizing your actuality, and when we do...'"

Quinn's Code 05: Morgendorffers vs. Amazon, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 6): "As she stepped out of the school building, Romonica took out her cell phone. 'Claude, it's me, Romonica. The classes have been canceled. 'The Principal didn't see it our way?' Claude asked. 'No, and it was a lawyer parent's fault! I will see the school, and her, in court!'"

Rude Awakening Ep.10: Sandi vs The EPT, by DIsaac (part 1): "TOM: How could this happen? SANDI: Well, when two adults do what they do... (TOM gives SANDI a dirty look) SANDI: Hey, I know we're epically screwed here. TOM: This makes kissing Daria in the car look like child's play."

Save the Last Trance for Me, by jtranser: "'Excuse me, Jane, but what is this pile of spoiled rotting vegetation sitting on My altar?'"

Shadow of The Fade, by BrownEyedBagel (part 2): "He paused and considered how he would even find his former student. It wasn’t like she had made any attempt to keep in touch, hell she didn’t have a good reason to do so. The only pupil he ever had who didn’t drop off the face of the earth was Kevin."

Unnamed story (1,001 Deaths of Tom Sloane - Part II), by Jim North (COMPLETE!): "'Smithers, release the hounds.'"

Unnamed story (1,001 Deaths of Tom Sloane - Part II), by OverlordMikey (COMPLETE!): "Daria entered her house and her mouth fell agape; before her was her sister and boyfriend. Her sisters lower torso was now that of a spider. Her eyes where glazed in a nightmarish black and her hair was now a thin red. Her mouth stretching outwards to show her disgusting elongated fangs and tearing away at the false human flesh."

Unnamed story (Iron Chef: Daria and Jane in your Home Town), by Jim North (COMPLETE!): "'Well shuck mah corn and call me Mary Lou Belle!' Jane called out enthusiastically. 'We're in Branson!' 'Actually, I think you've gone a little too far south,' Daria corrected her, 'unless all those cows we saw were cleverly concealed corn stalks.'"

Unnamed story (Iron Chef: Daria and Jane in your Home Town), by mmmdraco (COMPLETE!): "Daria looked at the billboard in front of her. 'They're not proud of their football team or anything, are they?' Jane glanced up. 'Yeah... They won 3 straight national championships and defeated Michigan.' She shrugged when Daria looked at her strangely. 'What? I Googled.'"

Unnamed story (Scenes no Daria fanfic should have: Last Friday Night!), by Charles RB (COMPLETE!): "Panel 2. Kevin, angry, picks a rock off the ground. KEVIN: If only I wasn’t a cripple! I’d whomp those jerks! If only this convenient rock was a football.. Panel 3. Kirby crackles erupt from the ball! Kevin stares in awe."

Unnamed story (Scream Scenes), by Jim North (COMPLETE!): "Jane chuckled as they stepped away from the lockers and started walking down the hall to their next class. It took Daria several seconds to realize that the chuckle had been in her mother's voice. 'Something wrong, amiga?' Jane asked when she noticed the other girl was staring oddly at her."

Unnamed story (Scream Scenes), by Jim North (COMPLETE!): "As one, the crowd pressed in around Quinn even more, causing the redhead to suddenly become uncomfortable with being the center of attention for what was probably the first time in her life. Seeing the suddenly panicked look on her sister's face, Daria quickly moved to push through the mass of students, grabbed, Quinn by the wrist, and extricated her before she was suffocated or torn to pieces."

With An "Uh", And An "Um", by mmmdraco (parts 12 - 14): "'Hey, Trent, are there any eligible bachelors at this grocery store you work at?' 'Hmm.' Trent stroked his chin absentmindedly. 'Maybe. You want me to set you up with someone, Janey?' 'Yes, please.' 'Anything in particular you're looking for in a guy?' 'Alternative, but not in a way that's like everybody else. He needs to be cool with piercings. And art. In shape, and able to keep up with me. Cute, but not too cute. And cannot have a name that starts with a "T".'" (Part 13) (Part 14)

Working Woman (Scenes no Daria fanfic should have: Last Friday Night!), by JPAGC (COMPLETE!): "The conference room was at the end of the corridor. A large room with a table big enough for a dozen people, Helen was surprised to find the room empty. It was very rare to be called there when there were no meetings. She had expected for some of the senior partners to be there. Instead, it was only Eric inviting her to take a chair. 'Helen, we want you to take a vacation,' Eric said just as she had sat down."

A Very Fashionable Caption Contest!

2012-01-23T05:00:00.000-05:00

Today's caption contest was provided by Arena del Sur!

As usual, post your caption ideas in the comments!

"Lawsuit!"

2012-01-21T12:45:00.000-05:00

Hey, everybody! It's National Hug Day! Now get out there and hug someone.

Err...on second thought, maybe not.

Today is also Squirrel Appreciation Day, although something tells me Jake will not be celebrating. Damn rats with fluffy tails!

Last--but not least--today is the tenth anniversary of the premiere of Is It College Yet? It was the end of the series, but with it came a lot of closure and even a happy ending (if you aren't Tom, anyway). So if you have it, pop in the DVD and be glad that at least one of the Daria movies does not feature Mr. O'Neill shaking his ass in the opening credits.

Fandom News!

Vote! The deadline for the 2011 Daria Fanworks Awards is this Monday, January 23rd!

Is anyone in fandom under 20? ApolloIVtv would like to know.

Discuss The Angst Guy's Quinnts in a new Golden Oldies thread.

Fhujeth_x is looking for suggestions on what to wear as Stacy in a cosplay.

I Wonder What Penguins Think of "The Cinema"?

2012-01-20T08:53:00.001-05:00

Happy Penguin Awareness Day! Some of us may be more aware of penguins than others, but let's not forget that (as seen in "I Loathe a Parade") one of the Lawndale High School football team's major rivals is a team called the Penguins. You know, I'm not sure if that's a point in their favor or against them.

Anyway, today is also the anniversary of the birth of film director Federico Fellini, born on this day in 1920. Without Fellini, there would have been no Fellini Film Festival. Without the Fellini Film Festival, Daria would have had no reason to leave a message for Tom about La Dolce Vita. And so the fateful turn of events progressed, until WHAM! Daria and Tom making out in the car. So now we can finally place the blame where it belongs: on an Italian film director who died well before any of this even happened!

Fanfic Update!

At the Crossroads..., by oni (part 4a): "Stacy went for the volume knob and turned the volume back down. Sandi shot her a look when then Stacy shot Sandi one right back. Feeling defeated, Sandi focused back on the road. 'Is your mom talking to you yet,' asked Stacy. Talking, Stacy found, was usually the best way to defuse Sandi’s anger."

The Author as a Lesbian, Season 5, by DeacBlue (part 1): "Helen Morgendorffer looked at her colleagues as she finished up her call with the D.A. Jim Vitale, taking lead in the matter because the people involved were so close to the firm; the oddly named Bill Tweed, the firm's criminal specialist; and the tall, thin, Ann Freeman, their constitutional scholar. 'We'll be there, Jack,' she said, just before she hung up."

Daria - Double Down, by neonhomer (part 20): "'Speaking of Daria, where is she?' asked Helen. 'Still in bed.' Said Jane. 'Is she not feeling good? Is it drugs?' asked Jake. Jane and Lynn looked back at each other. 'No, we were up late.' Said Jane. Jake looked at Jane. 'Oh... Okay.' Jake went back to reading the paper."

The Hallowed Halls of Fielding, by Roentgen (part 117): "When Quinn left her final class of the day - World History - she saw Pat Seven waiting for her in the hallway. 'Hello, Pat!' Quinn said. 'Hello, Quinn,' Pat said. He looked rather ashen. 'We need to talk.'"

Into the Black, Into the Blue, by Lord Yellowtail (prologue): "And though at this very moment she was still the second most powerful being on all Equestria, with the sun high in the sky burning Celestia’s benevolence and unconditional love down on her—and cutting her off from the infinite vastness of her power by holding back the darkness that was her greatest strength—she felt not for the first time cold and ancient." (Prologue part 2)

The James Lane Chronicles Chapter 7, by InvisibleDan (part 1): "James stood at the counter, stared out the window, and thought about what the next year would bring. Eleventh grade was almost an anticlimax. He and Daria weren't going to graduate for another two years, but they weren't exactly underclassmen either. Now they were closer to adulthood, close enough that the fantasy world of going to classes and having to answer to teachers was almost gone, to be replaced by decades of going to a job."

The Outers III: Was Blind But Now Can See, by The Angst Guy (parts 4b and 4c): "Someone else was coming up the steps with a slow, measured tread. Moments later, a tall black man in a dark blue USAF dress uniform came out of the stairwell. He was frowning at a small device in his right hand, the only thing he carried, poking it with his fingers to study the results with an even deeper frown." (Part 4c)

Paging, Dr. Morgendorffer, by oni (part 3): "Shuffling her hands around some, Jane found what she was looking for and showed it to Daria. Looking into Jane’s hand, Daira asked, 'Are you sure?' 'Of course,' replied Jane. 'Look, you just put it on the tongue like this.' She demonstrated it to Daria."

Tuition (Or Jane Lane and the $28000 Question), by mmmdraco (COMPLETE!): "Jane heard her mother laughing and a look of confusion washed over her face as he mother spoke up again. 'You don't need to get a job unless you want one, darling.' 'So, you guys have a college fund for me?' 'Well, no.' 'Then... what?' Jane sat back in her chair and tossed the pen on the table in front of her. 'We have enough in the bank for that.' Jane sat upright again. 'What?'"

Unnamed story (IC: Why was Trent was banned from the Bookstore?), by mmmdraco (COMPLETE!): "'Trent? Just stay here in the corner by the music books for a moment. We'll be right back.' Amanda Lane smiled at her son and walked off, holding her husband's hand as they headed further into the arts section to look at the pottery and photography books."

Unnamed story (Iron Chef: "What makes a date a date?"), by mmmdraco (COMPLETE!): "Daria closed the book that had been open on her lap and stared at her sister. 'You realize that this constitutes actually asking for my advice on dating.' Quinn's eyes widened. 'You have to promise not to tell!' 'Fifteen.' 'Five!' 'Ten.'"

What Makes a Date a Date? (Iron Chef: "What makes a date a date?"), by LadieT (COMPLETE!): "Daria looked up from the card that she was reading and stared at Tom. Reading greeting cards ... really? REALLY? This isn't a date - this is a joke. Why am I even wasting my time?"

With An "Uh", And An "Um", by mmmdraco (parts 9 - 11): "'I don't mean to keep comparing you to Tom, you know. But he was my first in, well, a lot of ways.' Trent set his half-eaten slice of pizza on his plate and gazed at Daria for a moment. 'I don't mind, you know.' 'Really?' 'Nah. 'Cause, so far, I've come out the winner every time. I feel like this is how it's supposed to be.'" (Part 10) (Part 11)

Much Better Than Appearing in "Val" Magazine!

2012-01-18T13:00:00.001-05:00

Ten years ago today, an article appeared in Animation Magazine that discussed the soon-to-be-aired Daria movie Is It College Yet? In it, Glenn Eichler commented on not only the show, but also the fandom. Check it out at the link!

Fandom News!

Don't forget to send in your votes for the 2011 Daria Fanworks Awards!

What do you think the world will be like in 2112? Post your predictions!

Come see Vlora's new Sick, Sad World shirt!

Fhujeth_x is looking for insanely weird news articles.

Did you see the unaired Wonder Woman pilot? Discuss it in the thread!

What things make you say, "That's my childhood right there!"

DIsaac posted a new Iron Chef: Why was Trent was banned from the Bookstore?

Share your feedback for Fhujeth_x's Fashion Club podcast! Also, check out her voice acting for DIsaac's "It's Not War, It's Black Friday"!

Or Maybe DeMartino Should Just Pay His Electric Bill Already!

2012-01-17T09:07:00.000-05:00

Today is the 306th anniversary of the birth of Benjamin Franklin, who was (among other things) a diplomat, inventor, politician, and--as DeMartino is figuring out--discoverer of various theories about electricity.

Today is also the anniversary of the Beavis and Butt-head episode "Sprout," which aired in 1996. In it, Daria tries to give the boys some advice about gardening. As you may expect, it doesn't work out very well for them.

Fanfic Update!

Armored Cynic Daria, Episode 1: Esteem Rising, by RX-87 (part 1): "QUINN: I can't believe we're moving to the L4 cluster! Ugh. It's so... So dull. Everyone knows L5 is where it's at! The clubs, the parties, the designers! Everybody who's anybody is there! DARIA: Hopefully that includes the High Front. It's just not a party without explosions."

At the Crossroads..., by oni (part 3b): "As soon as the front door opened, Sandi and Stacy bolted up from their spots on the couch. Fear crept into Sandi as soon as she saw Quinn. 'We’re hom-,' Quinn immediately stopped what she was going to say the instant she saw Stacy in the living room. 'Stacy,' she said with excitement, and then had a complete change in mood as soon as she saw Sandi behind Stacy. 'Sandi,' she questioned in a nervous voice."

The Author as a Lesbian, Season 4, by DeacBlue (COMPLETE!): "Sandi wasn't really aware of anything until she had been in several cars, and people sat around her doing paperwork. Occasionally they would ask her questions about her mother or...no, that wasn't him. Daddy's alive. It couldn't have been him up there. He had to be there to take care of me, especially when mother was being a bitch. So that wasn't him. It was just someone else who had climbed into the window and laid down on the bed and... She didn't realize that she was sobbing again until someone gently grabbed her arms and looked into her eyes." (Part 12) (Part 13) (Is It Fall Yet?)

Be Careful What You Wish For, by Doggieboy (part 6): "Before she could even raise her right hand to knock on the door, it opened and John Hobbs blocked the doorway. The young woman stopped, startled, and instantly knew that something was wrong. 'What?' she asked. 'What’s wrong, John?' He crossed his arms over his chest - slowly. 'If you want someone else,' he said, 'I’ll let you go and you can be with him instead. But do not play me for a fool.' Oh, Goddess, no! Not this! Please!" (SFMB)

A Bookstore Discussion (IC: Why was Trent was banned from the Bookstore?), by Doggieboy (COMPLETE!): "Daria looked at Jane as they walked home from school one day and asked, 'Why can't Trent go into the bookstore ever again, Jane?'"

A Distant Lawndale, by Arena del Sur (part 3): "It's Dad... alive! Mom was there, and Quinn. Even the presence of Grandma Ruth moved me. I burst into tears. –Wow, she is very upset. –Quinn! –said Mom–. Daria, what's wrong? I didn't tried to talk, tears kept rolling down my chin and I could not stop, as I didn't in Dad's funeral."

Ghost Girl Chapter 5, by Pumpkin Panic (part 2): "Daria smiled because Quinn in her own way had actually helped her feel a little bit better. 'Lets get to school and return to our normal hostilities as not to draw suspicion.' 'Yeah. I kinda really want to show whoever this guy is that he can't treat me like his object, and while I'm a pretty face I can also smash in his!' Quinn asserted with a raised fist."

God Save The Esteem ep39: Epic F Word, by Charles RB (COMPLETE!): "Daria looked away. 'You might be in a different school to me. And neither of us is popular at any school in the county for what we’ve done.' The unspoken threat hung in the air. 'So I have some damage control to do,' said Daria."

Green Dragon Rising, by Grifter74: "Daria adjusted the butterfly clip holding her hair back in a ponytail as she looked in the mirror and checked her appearance. Wearing a green business suit, a different style of glasses, some make-up, and with her hair pulled back, almost nobody would connect Melody Powers the reporter, with Daria the high school student. Picking up her press badge and camera, Daria headed to Ernie's to look for her prey."

Hugz (Scenes no Daria fanfic should have: Last Friday Night!), by Smijey (COMPLETE!): "'I kissed your boyfriend. I kissed Tom. I didn't mean to.' Jane began to run off. 'Jane, wait!'"

Humpty Dumpty, by Smijey (part 2): "'Mn,' Daria replied noncommittally. 'Hey, are you okay?' Daria shot Jane a look. 'Right, of course not. But...what's on your mind?' Daria frowned, then spoke. 'Something Ms. Li said, about not getting any TV or radio broadcasts.'"

It Could Be Worse Than Tom (Scenes no Daria fanfic should have: Last Friday Night!), by Pumpkin Panic (COMPLETE!): "Daria walked into Jane's bedroom a freindly greeting dying on her lips, 'Oh god. I have to-' she felt sick."

John Lane 52: From the Last Step to the First, by RLobinske (part 4): "The thoughts that woke him up came back to his mind. Graduation. I made it. Wow. Now we have to move on to real life. At least we have the summer before then. Summer. What are we going to do until we leave for Boston? Helen isn't going to let us sit around on our asses, no matter how much we'd like to. We need a plan."

The Lawndale Adventure, by LadieT and The Angst Guy (part 2): "When he walked into the bar, the owner was yelling at the Captain, who bumped into him as he was staggering out the door, clutching a bottle of rum tightly in his grip. Mr. DeMartino turned and watched the captain leave with concern etched on his face."

Quinn's Code 05: Morgendorffers vs. Amazon, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 5): "'Yes, I believe that your younger daughter has potential. That is why I pressured the principal into making her attendance mandatory,' Romonica said. 'Pressured, how?' Romonica remained silent. Helen stared back."

Rude Awakening Ep.9: Join The Club, by DIsaac (COMPLETE!): "DARIA: Speaking of Sandi....You owe me forty dollars! JANE: Why? DARIA: Didn't you said Tom and Sandi wouldn't last 6 months? JANE: I said a year. You said 6 months and that still means I'm still alive in the pool."

Shadow of The Fade, by BrownEyedBagel (part 1): "The alarm buzzed as he lay there awake. Anthony had never dreamed about his former life, much less thought about it. In a violent display he grabbed the alarm clock and sent it at high velocity to the wall. He grumbled as he got out of bed, twenty five glorious years separated him from back then. A quarter of a century since he escaped with most of his sanity intact, since he left that baby with some beatnik woman who he would unfortunately end up sharing a town with years later."

Unnamed story (IC: Why was Trent was banned from the Bookstore?), by Vukodlak (COMPLETE!): "Trent and Monique entered the bookstore to buy her a copy of Violin. They had just come from seeing the film Titanic which premired a month prior. A lot of women from the theater were there looking for romance novels."

With An "Uh", And An "Um", by mmmdraco (parts 6 - 8): "'Daria, if you can't take me staying here, I understand. I'm sure I can find someplace else.' 'No,' she said firmly. 'Don't leave.' 'But if I'm going to make things too difficult for you,' Trent trailed off and glanced down at his thumb, nearly dry now, but lightly stained with the pomegranate's juice. 'I don't want to make you do anything that you don't absolutely want to do.'" (Part 7) (Part 8)

Helen, That's No Way to Get Taken Seriously at the Firm!

2012-01-15T13:07:00.000-05:00

Happy birthday, Charo! Helen is portraying the actress/comedian with great enthusiasm, but I bet Jake will be even more enthusiastic when he gets a look at her in that outfit.

On a more serious note, civil rights leader Martin Luther King, Jr., was born on this day in 1929. Those of us in the United States will also be commemorating the great man tomorrow on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, but let me get a head start by sharing one of my favorite quotes from him:

"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that."

Fandom News!

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ApolloIVtv found a Jesse Moreno lookalike.

A prequel to Jim Henson’s Labyrinth has been announced. Share your thoughts in the thread!

Vukodlak posted a new Iron Chef: "What makes a date a date?"

"Don't look now, but it's Toulouse le Dreck."

2012-01-14T09:37:00.000-05:00

Happy birthday to Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters, also known to fandom as the voice of Daniel Dotson from Is It Fall Yet? The young at heart but "delusional of mind" artist may have been a jerk, but let's not hold it against Grohl. Unless he's a fan of white-on-white painting, too.

Today is also the tenth anniversary of the airing of Look Back in Annoyance, a half-hour special/clip show that aired a week before the premiere of Is It College Yet? In it, we learned that Daria dated four of the five members of N'Sync behind the scenes (according to Jane, anyway). Sadly, we never learn which member failed to make the cut.

Finally, the nominations for the 2011 Daria Fanworks Awards are now posted. Time to get your votes in!

Fanfic Update!

The Author as a Lesbian, Season 4, by DeacBlue (parts 7 - 10): "Jodie finished quickly, put her gelato aside, and looked at her companions. 'I'm really glad that we ran into each other here, Quinn. I've really needed to talk to you about some things, especially about the promise that I made to you about Daria, Jen, and Jane.' She pushed her braids over her shoulders. 'As a matter of fact, it's kind of serendipitous that Tom's here, because he might be able to help.'" (Part 8) (Part 9) (Part 10)

Daria - Double Down, by neonhomer (part 19): "'Think of it this way, if they are talking about you, then they are leaving someone else alone.' 'I wish they would leave me alone. I finally decide to take a chance and go out with Trent, and all they can do is talk about it. They know I wouldn’t let him do anything.' Jane shook her head. 'Would you do anything?' 'No... I don’t know....'"

Daria - The Star Wars Chronicles, by Grifter74 (part 2): "Daria stopped next to Ashoka at the edge of the roof and said, 'Our Masters told us to stay out of trouble.' 'Yep, Anakin was quite adamant about it this time.' 'But, they don't know about the 2nd army coming at them, and comms are out.' 'So we have 2 options, stop the army or drop in our masters and tell them about the other army.'"

Footballs Like White Elephants (Scenes no Daria fanfic should have: Last Friday Night!), by Smijey (COMPLETE!): "Kevin strutted down the hall of Lawndale High, having won the big game against Oakwood last night by kicking the ball between the goalposts. A reporter from the school newspaper came up to him. 'Kevin, I have to say, that was a great kick you made last night,' the reporter complimented."

Ghost Girl Chapter 5, by Pumpkin Panic (part 1): "Nicholas Cage was a hamster. Of this he was certain. His earliest memories were waking up in his little hamster cage surrounded by large dark figures he had come to know as 'people' as they walked around and looked at him and pointed and squealed happily."

The Hallowed Halls of Fielding, by Roentgen (part 116): "'Oh joy,' Elsie said. 'Uncle Greg is here. He likes you, Young Thomas.' 'Shut up, Elsie.' The two stepped into the mudroom and divested themselves of their jackets. Tom hoped to make a beeline to his room but, unfortunately, he was spotted. 'TOM!'"

Lawndale and Sandi Griffin’s Genie (Chapter 6), by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 4): "Sandi approached Cranberry Commons from a different exit and saw the zero gravity in effect. ‘Not again!’ she thought. She looked again, and saw Judith Lake, a geeky fellow sophomore, near the entrance. It appeared that she had the emerald! Sandi decided to run into the gravity-less zone. She had learnt from the experiences at lunchtime. Sandi backed off and then dashed she jumped as she reached the threshold..."

The Outers III: Was Blind But Now Can See, by The Angst Guy (part 4): "'What time is it?' she mumbled, trying to get her bearings. Her butt hurt from sleeping in the uncomfortable seat. 'I heard someone say we're in Colorado,' said Jake, 'so that would be—' 'Twenty after four in the morning,' Helen finished with a yawn. 'I hope it's not too cold here. We didn't bring any heavy coats.' 'I see snow,' said Daria, pressing her face to the window. 'I guess we can huddle together like emperor penguins until we freeze.' 'We're not going to freeze here!' said Jake with determination—but then turned to Helen with concern. 'Are we?'"

Paging, Dr. Morgendorffer, by oni (part 2): "'Drugs,' Jane begun. 'It’s one thing to imitate his basic tape recording technique, but for it to be a true Hunter S. Thompson experience, you have to be tripping while you’re recording all this.' Raising an eyebrow, Jane looked at Daria and said, 'Of course you all ready know that, writer girl.'"

Rude Awakening Ep.9: Join The Club, by DIsaac (part 11): "ALISON: So....Why am I here? ALEESHA: I think how we first met ...in front of Jo... wasn't the best way we could have met. I think I owe it to your girlfriend and my friend to try to act like adult. ALISON: So Jodie twisted your wrist to do this until you said 'Uncle' ? ALEESHA: The long and short of It."

Unnamed story (just a little something...), by oni (COMPLETE!): "The sound of Daria trying to break down Sandi’s door had been going on for five minutes. To Sandi, it sounded like a great beast trying to break in and devour her whole. Of course when she thought about it, Sandi knew where the five foot two girl was putting all her weight. 'Her and her damn boots,' Sandi thought bitterly."

Unnamed story (Pie, Pie, My Darling), by Smijey (COMPLETE!): "'That Spatula Man is funny!' 'As are most men named for kitchen utensils.' Thinking of licking chocolate cake batter of a spatula, Daria's thoughts suddenly shifted into licking chocolate cake batter off of Spatula Man, and she almost vomited. (Almost. No wasting those tacos!)"

With An "Uh", And An "Um", by mmmdraco (part 5): "Daria pointed to the left. 'Think we should grab a buggy?' Trent looked confused for a moment until he saw where she was pointing. 'Oh, a cart. Um, yeah. Sure. Just in case.' 'We called them buggies in the South, loathe though I am to admit that's where I grew up.' 'You don't sound like it,' Trent said after grabbing a cart and starting to push it toward the produce section of the store. Daria fell in step beside him. 'And that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.'"

That's One Way to Get Mystik Spiral on the Air!

2012-01-12T12:26:00.000-05:00

Happy birthday to Howard Stern, born on this day in 1954. Jesse might have the hair for the alter ego image, but I seriously doubt he'd have much of a future in radio with a vocabulary made up mostly of "Cool" and "Yeah."

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Discuss the latest developments in the DC Universe.

Brother Grimace posted a new Iron Chef: Trent Lane - Smoking Hot Photo Session!

The Popular Aviator

2012-01-11T08:55:00.004-05:00

Quinn is ready for take-off in celebration of the anniversary of Amelia Earhart becoming the first person to fly solo from Honolulu, Hawaii to Oakland, California. I think someone should probably warn Quinn that the flight might mess up her hair, so a scrunchy is a must. I won't even start on those pants. Tsk.

Fanfic Update!

At the Crossroads..., by oni (part 2b and 3): "Taking her eyes off her dad, Sandi eyed the door to her mom's home office and moved toward it. Without even taking his eyes off the TV, the father replied, 'Don't go in their right now. She's not in the mood.' Ignoring her father's warning, she goes in anyway." (Part 3)

The Author as a Lesbian, Season 4, by DeacBlue (part 6): "Sandi Griffin moved her aching body around, then brought her hand to her throat as she started to wake up and felt the incredible soreness there. She opened her eyes, only to see Jennifer Burns standing at her bedside. What in the hell is she doing here? she thought. She tried to ask, but the words came out as a croak."

Daria - Double Down, by neonhomer (part 18): "Daria rolled her eyes. 'I don't believe I am going to do this.' 'Well, we have to find something that is different than what you normally wear, but something that still represents you as you.' Said Quinn, flipping through the clothes. She finally pulled a dark green shirt from the closet. She tossed it to Daria, and then ambled over to the dresser. She found only a few pair of pants, but mostly skirts. She finally decided on a pair of black jeans. She threw those over her shoulder, and then walked back over to Daria. 'This should go good together, for you anyway.'"

Ghost Girl Chapter 4, by Pumpkin Panic (COMPLETE!): "'I cant understand why you girls would come up with such an interesting story staying up late breathing in your nail polish fumes last night at this little sleepover you’re havin' and watching your lifetime movies with evil bad men stalking girls but really the likelihood of havin' a stalker in this town is slim.' He had talked to them like they were little kids with their imaginations running away with them." (Part 9) (Part 10)

Ghost Story, by Smijey (part 3): "'So, the "kids at school" told you that your cousin is buried in our back yard?' Daria nodded. 'In an old bomb shelter.' She felt like a total ass, even though she knew she was right. 'Wait,' Quinn said, looking up from her new issue of Waif. 'Are you talking about the House of Bad Grades?'"

God Save The Esteem ep39: Epic F Word, by Charles RB (part 4): "'Just to reiterate: the eleven of you are going-' 'Twelve, I called Death Rowe.' 'Oh, that's different. I was going to say "the eleven of you are going to try and pick a fight with every other gang, and believe you can win", but I'm sure that one extra person will make a difference.' 'Exactly!' said Quinn the snark-proof."

The Outers III: Was Blind But Now Can See, by The Angst Guy (part 3): "As the Moon got closer to Earth, the tides would get bigger. How much bigger? She couldn't say. She didn't even remember how big the tides usually got. Elsie and Tom and the other girls and their families and Aunts Amy and Rita--were they in danger? They couldn't be, the government would never deliberately let them go free without warning them of any danger. If there was danger, the government would surely tell everyone to run for the hills, wouldn't it?" (Part 3b)

Paging, Dr. Morgendorffer, by oni (part 1): "It was a Monday morning and Daria and Jane were walking to school. Jane still had a pop-tart in her mouth as they walked along the sidewalk. Talking in between bites, Jane asked, 'So amigo, your mom actually got you to agree to join a school club?'"

The United States of Daria, by Boring Bricks (part 1): "I hate this, this talk, and suddenly I'm all jittery again. Everything begins to come fuzzy, and images swarm into my mind, images of a blank piece of paper, with the upper right-hand corner emblazoned with a fat red F. Oh no! I think. What if Dad grounds me? Than I can't hang out with Jodie, and I'll probably be forced to miss out on Fashion Club meetings! My mouth opens, my eyes wide. What the...?"

With An "Uh", And An "Um", by mmmdraco (parts 3 and 4): "When he got to the apartment, the door opened just as he stepped in front of it. 'Trent!' Jane practically jumped out of the apartment at him and hugged him tightly. 'I thought you got lost or something!' Trent laughed, ending it in a cough. 'Nah. I've been at work.' Jane put a hand on his forehead and led him inside. 'Did you eat something strange? You seem to be babbling.'" (Part 4)

"I'd make them crawl, I tell you. CRAWL!"

2012-01-09T12:31:00.000-05:00

Happy Play God Day! We already know what Jane would do in this situation, but this is the day that we all get to imagine what we'd do with that kind of power. Except for the AU fanfic writers, who do this kind of thing all the time.

Also, happy birthday to both Richard Nixon and Bob Denver, born in 1913 and 1935. There are probably stranger combinations of people to connect together, but that's got to be pretty high on the list.

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Vote in the poll and/or discuss it in the thread if you might be able to participate in a virtual Dariacon over Skype.

NapalmKracken shares his patch from his 2008 deployment.

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Have any good recommendations for oldie Daria/Trent fanfics? greedxed wants to know!

"See something you like or just browsing?"

2012-01-08T08:43:00.000-05:00

Today is Male Watcher's Day, and I'm sure Jane is happy to participate. Daria might be less enthusiastic, but she certainly had her (usually surreptious) moments with Trent.

Today is also Jake's birthday, at least in the Falling Into College universe. Happy birthday, Jakey! Celebrate with some kitchen sink stew, but don't expect the rest of the family to have any second helpings.

Fanfic Update!

At the Crossroads..., by oni (part 2): "A little bit later they left the building and headed for the car. Stacy playfully thanked Sandi as the older girl opened the door for her. After Stacy got in, Sandi was just about to close the door when she heard with just bit of venom in the voice, 'Awe now isn’t that cute.' Turning her head, Sandi could see that it was Brooke."

Beware of Pink Russians (Iron Chef - Artie's Abduction), by Stripey (COMPLETE!): "'Are you going to like, cut me open or something?' Paul looked horrified. 'What, no!' 'Are you going to teleport my brain?' 'Oh for Christs sake.' 'Are you,' Artie shuddered and gulped, 'Are you going to probe me?' 'Ohmygod NO!' Paul yelled. 'What on Earth makes you think we'd want to do crap like that?'"

Chaos Theory: The Esteem of the Cynic and the Eccentric, by Walter Kovacs (part 5): "'Speaking of popular...' said Stacy 'I saw this really cute girl at the mall the other day. A redhead.' Seeing an opportunity to one-up Sandi, Cyndi decided to chime in with a question of her own. 'Interesting. Was this redhead new in town?' 'Oh yeah. She moved all the way her from Texas!' Stacy thought for a moment 'Oh yeah, before I forget her name is Quinn Morgendorffer!' 'I'm sorry, is the subject of leggings and compatible shoes not interresting enough for tonight?' sniped Sandi. 'I thought this was the fashion club.'"

Daria: Artie’s Encounter (Iron Chef - Artie's Abduction), by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (COMPLETE!): "He awoke in a strange chamber that smelt of a damp cave. (The last time he’d seen a cave was at the old quarry after his prom.) He sat up ramrod straight. 'Where am I?' A form appeared covered in some sort of brown and splotchy concealing suit that covered everything. Artie noticed a single eye like iris thing at the 'snout' of the 'head' It emitted a musical tone before saying. 'You're awake. Good.'"

DW: The Many Doctors (Non-Daria), by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 5): "The TARDIS lurched, sending her crashing against a wall. The Cloister Bell stopped ringing. The TARDIS seemed to return to normal. 'Ok, this is either an earlier or later version of the TARDIS, but which is it? And is the Doctor an earlier regeneration?' she asked aloud to herself whilst feeling some fear mixed with the tiny thrill of excitement that she’d come to associate with adventure."

Fallout Lawndale: 2289, by Vukodlak (part 3): "Half of her wanted to break down and cry over what happened or what nearly happened. She could have been raped, killed, hung from a meat hook or suffered any number of the god-awful things raiders have a reputation for. The other half said suck it up you wimp, you got grazed by a bullet, tied to a post for six hours and you kicked a raider in the balls. You’ve had family outings that were more irritating."

Ghost Story, by Smijey (part 1): "Briefly, there had been a ray of hope in the girl who sat next to her, but when they had walked home and she saw the house Daria was living in she made some lame excuse and left. She had spent the entire rest of the week giving Daria the cold shoulder, casting the occasional fearful glance at her. 'Whatever,' Daria muttered, recalling the baffling actions. It wasn't the first time she had been inexplicably ditched." (Part 2)

God Save The Esteem ep39: Epic F Word, by Charles RB (part 3): "As the cheerleaders all started to think about this song, Daria walked over to Jane. 'Are you not at all worried that there might be a Hell?' 'Jane, for the past few years I’ve been worried I’d already gone there.'"

Humpty Dumpty, by Smijey (part 1): "'Well, maybe he won't live that long,' Jane offered. 'Come on. You know wishes don't come true.' At that moment, a great blinding light filled all of Daria and Jane's perception -- and, apparently, that of all the other students, as everybody cried out in surprise or fear. Accompanying the light was a massive roar, and for a fleeting second Daria was sure it was the detonation of a nuclear device."

The Lawndale Adventure, by LadieT and The Angst Guy (part 1): "'Come on girls, we're gonna be late,' Helen said in an irritated voice. 'Just carry me to the car,' Daria's muffled voice grumbled from under a pillow. For her response, Jane just snored. 'Helen, why don't we let Daria and Jane stay here,' Jake said as he placed his arm around his wife."

Memory Lane, by echopapa (part 1): "'Calvin Hall, Computer and Cybernetics Department. This must be the place,' Jane Lane said to herself a she dashed up the stairs and down the hall. Yesterday, she had noticed in the ads on the BFAC student website that nearby Raft College was looking for local students to volunteer for an experiment in a new method of data mapping the human brain."

On Portmanteaus (Scenes no Daria fanfic should have: Last Friday Night!), by Smijey (COMPLETE!): "Jane was browsing the latest offerings of fan fiction while Daria read a book on the bed behind her. 'Hey, amiga, ever notice how our fandom isn't saddled with those weird mishmash name things?' she asked out of the blue."

The Outers III: Was Blind But Now Can See, by The Angst Guy (part 2b): "Quinn tilted her head, widened her eyes, and gave a masterful performance of her Adorable Hero-Worshipping Teen Face. It failed to achieve a single objective except to bring more flattered smiles. Those must be some mighty big orders they're following, thought Daria. What the hell is happening?"

Rude Awakening Ep.9: Join The Club, by DIsaac (part 10): "QUINN: I think that law isn't best suited for me. SANDI: How? QUINN: The lawyers get excited when I come in. SANDI: The prosecution? QUINN: The defense! TIFFANY: Soooooo yoooooou sssssuccccck assss aaaaaa laaaaawyeeeeeer? QUINN: I think?" (Part 10.2)

The Truth is not There (Iron Chef - Artie's Abduction), by OverlordMikey (COMPLETE!): "Artie should have been gone already; he was just supposed to be delivering a pizza. Instead he sobbed as the women had him tied to her bed and she took a long puff from her cigarette before burning it against his bare naked flesh."

Unnamed story (Iron Chef - Artie's Abduction), by RX-87 (COMPLETE!): "'Doctor Bacon?' Dr. Millepieds addressed his colleague uncomfortably as she gazed at the pimply redhead banging his head against the wall on a monitor. 'Are you sure this is entirely... How you say, ethical? The boy is obviously in pain.'"

Unnamed story (just a little something...), by oni (part 4): "The phone by her computer rang. Walking over, Sandi looked down at the caller id and immediately recognized that it was Quinn. Letting out a sigh, she picked up the phone. 'Hello Quinn,' she answered with a certain amount of amusement in her voice. 'Hello Sandi,' Quinn answered back. 'Are you watching the morning news?' 'Yes and I must say that watching your sister flick off the press was such a nice way to start off my day,' she chuckled."

Unnamed story (Scenes That Could Be - The Non-Daria Edition), by Doggieboy: "When there was just two people ahead of me, several people rushed into the library. Teenagers, I thought, until I looked and saw several adults and children, all of them panicked. 'Vampires!' one woman cried out. 'At least twenty of them! They’re coming!'"

The Untold Interview of World War Z (Scenes That Could Be - The Non-Daria Edition), by Pumpkin Panic: "I sit down with the girl who was a world hero both before and after the outbreak. She's young. Too young to have the responsibility that had been put on her shoulders. I have to admit to myself that she just looks like the pretty girl next door. Nothing like the slightly older woman lurking nearby. Statuesque with long black hair and the most peculiar shade of green skin."

With An "Uh", And An "Um", by mmmdraco (parts 1 and 2): "Over the sounds of the slasher flick playing on the TV, Jane Lane heard a peculiar knocking. It seemed to be coming from the front door, but it didn't sound like a hand was doing the knocking. She glanced through the peephole and frowned as she opened the door. 'Trent?'" (Part 2)

D'Awwwwwww!

2012-01-06T12:17:00.000-05:00

Happy National Cuddle Up Day! Helen and Jake are actually kind of cute in that picture, even if they are figments of Daria's imagination.

Today is also the day Joan of Arc is traditionally believed to have been born in 1412. Daria's participation in the poster contest in "Arts 'N Crass" may not be exactly on par with the famous French teenager, but Jane seems to think so:

Jane: You're a real Joan of Arc, you know that?

Daria: Yeah, and I think I just ordered a stake.

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The latest Daria Fanworks Day is going on today! Participate if you can!

TheExcellentS has begun the 2012 Daria Fanfiction list. Thanks!

Post your non-Daria story fragments in Doggieboy's new thread!

JPAGC posted a new Iron Chef: Artie's Abduction.

serenityslytherin is looking for pictures of each Daria season's logo screen.

This Blog Post is for the Birds!

2012-01-05T08:47:00.000-05:00

Happy National Bird Day! Helen and Jake are celebrating in their own...unique...way, but don't feel you have to follow their example. Instead, try getting caught in the mall air filtration system like Travis the Canary. Or squawk at everyone who comes too close to Penny like Chiquito does. Or, if flightless aquatic birds are more your speed...then no one needs to hear the details.

Fanfic Update!

At the Crossroads..., by oni (parts 1 and 2): "Looking up into her eyes, Sandi realized herself how much Stacy has change in the last year alone. After staring at her for a couple of seconds, Stacy added, 'I’m still happy you told me what you really felt about me that night.'" (Part 2)

Christmas Eve, by LadieT (COMPLETE!): "As she walked by the living room, she found a tiny figure crouched down by the side of the couch. 'You know Santa won't show up if you stay in here waiting for him,' Daria whispered. 'I just can't wait to see what he brings me. I know I made the good list this year, I just know it.' The excited look on Cleo's face made Daria smile."

Daria Diary: Just Before Lawndale, by Roentgen (COMPLETE!): "What...assholes! They didn't bother to ask me if I wanted to move! They didn't ask Quinn! (There will be a state of mourning in Highland among the popular people). Instead, late that night, we heard, 'oh, your Mom got a better job, and I'll get a chance to be a consultant! I know you'll have fun in Lawndale!!'"

Daria - Double Down, by neonhomer (part 17): "'Daria.' Said Trent, looking down at his plate. 'What about her?' Asked Jane. She looked up at Trent, but noticed he wasn’t looking up. 'Trent... Look up at me.' Trent slowly raised his head. 'What did she do to you?' 'I think she stole my heart.' Said Trent."

Daria - The Star Wars Chronicles, by Grifter74 (part 1): "The Attention of everyone in the room shifted from Quinn to Sandi, who in her grey and black uniform stood out amongst the riot of color in the rest of the court. Sandy stepped forward and declared, 'I'll never join you in committing treason. People of Naboo, if you forswear your queen's actions here and now, I promise no retribution will fall on your heads. The Emperor is merciful to those who give true allegiance.'"

Discomfort Doll (Iron Chef: Texas is flooding and Daria lives by the river), by RX-87 (COMPLETE!): "Daria woke up on an uncomfortable white bed in a sterile white room. She must have been there for a while, as her joints were incredibly stiff. She didn't find it strange at the time, though it bothered her on later reflection, that she was wearing her favorite outfit, combat boots and all, instead of, say, a hospital gown."

A Distant Lawndale, by Arena del Sur (parts 1 and 2): "It was 11 am. I should call Marcello soon. I should go to the bathroom, and try to get myself together. Choices, choices... A shock of cold water helped to awake my lucidity. I don't needed glasses to know that my face doesn't look good in the mirror, but then a glimpse of my father's face appeared in the mirror. It was a quick vision and despite it was opposite to what I believe, for a second I thought I saw his face." (Part 2)

God Save The Esteem ep39: Epic F Word, by Charles RB (parts 1 and 2): "'The school’s dead, isn’t it? It’s still twitching but this is it. We’re going to be allowed to become the crap school, and only that because it’s too much of a pain to move all the students.' 'We can’t give up,' said Onepu. 'We CAN,' said DeMartino. The teachers agreed they could. 'No!'" (Part 2)

Jane Morgendorffer 2: The Middle School Years, by LadieT (part 6): "Jane was reading on her bed when she drifted off to sleep. She was dreaming about going to her favorite pizza parlor and was surprised to see Sheridan sitting at a table alone. Walking towards him, she could see he looked sad. Jane sat down beside him. 'What's wrong Sheridan?' 'Hi Jane. I came to tell that Daria is going to be needing you really soon, so you need to be there for her, okay?'"

The Outers III: Was Blind But Now Can See, by The Angst Guy (part 2a): "'That's great, but I can't stop thinking about that transporter box. I took control of the gate machine away from the Outers before. I know I could do it again. How long do we have before... before we can't do anything else about it?'"

Unbearable, by Smijey: "One day, as Daria left Lawndale High, a chill ran down her spine. She looked all around to see if anything was amiss, but there was nothing except the usual -- her fellow classmates, filtering out of the building in order to head to their cars, walk home, or otherwise take the bus. She noticed a van she hadn't seen in the parking lot before, parked at the far end of the lot, beyond the staff and student parking, but Daria shrugged it off, pegging it up to being owned by a parent who was picking their child up that day."

Zzzzzzzzz....

2012-01-03T12:13:00.000-05:00

It's Festival of Sleep Day, but celebrate quietly--you do not want to wake Daria up too early in the morning. Or afternoon. Or any time. We all know Trent is observing this holiday. In fact, he's most likely the patron saint of the day or something.

Today is also the anniversary of the 1892 birth of J. R. R. Tolkien, author of such fantasy books as The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. The Tolkien fans out there might be interested in Dennis's (unfinished) crossover, Shadows of a Timeless Song.

We know Jake and Helen were Tolkien fans in their younger days, as shown by the Hobbit candle Jake gave Helen in the "Sappy Anniversary" flashback. Or at least we're pretty sure it was supposed to be a Hobbit.

Fandom News!

The deadline for the 2011 Daria Fanworks Awards is coming up soon! Remember to nominate!

Deref shares a few photos from Melbourne.

thatLONERchick is looking for your thoughts on reincarnation.

crossada75 wonders how many stories are told from the villain's point of view? Discuss it on the SFMB!

Post your suggestions for the soundtrack to the Judith Saga.

Talk about the new season of Sherlock in the thread in Weapons of Mass Distraction.

Erin M. would like some help: why does Superman III suck?

What Daria stories are you planning to write in 2012?

Will you be able to participate in the next Daria Fanworks Day? Vote in the poll!

A Very Sci-Fi Birthday!

2012-01-02T09:03:00.000-05:00

Happy birthday to the late science fiction writer Isaac Asimov, who is believed to have been born on this day in 1920. I know there are at least a few Asimov fans in Daria fandom, so share your favorite Asimov work in the comments if you like!

Don't forget to send in your nominations for the 2011 Daria Fanworks Awards! You only have until January 10!

Fanfic Update!

Chaos Theory: The Esteem of the Cynic and the Eccentric, by Walter Kovacs (parts 2 - 4): "Haruhi scowled and stated in a curt tone of voice 'Quinn remember what mom said about you dating older boys after the Todd incident?' In a cold tone, Haruhi contineud with 'I'm sure you wouldn't like it if you were banned from dating until oh say age 18'. Daria raised an eyebrow at Haruhi's unusually hostile response to Quinn's query and made a note of it to talk to Haruhi about it." (Part 3) (Part 4)

Daria - Double Down, by neonhomer (part 16): "Quinn paused for a moment. 'I think that even though I have shunned you, never acknowledging that you are my sister, that you still deep down inside, love your little sister.' Daria looked at the floor. 'Yeah... really deep down.' Muttered Daria. 'Daria.' Said Jake from behind his paper. Daria shrugged, and looked at the floor. 'Yeah, well... IguessIdoloveyou.' Mumbled Daria."

The Hallowed Halls of Fielding, by Roentgen (part 115): "'Well, it's a good thing we're not in Paris,' Bethany said. 'Or we'd miss your company. It's good to have you sitting here across the table. We're so fortunate. The Hackneys on one side of our table and the Arbustos on the other.' 'Definitely,' Tom said. 'But you know, Mrs. Barksdale...it could have been the other way around.'"

John Lane 52: From the Last Step to the First, by RLobinske (part 3): "The corridor looked to be well on its way to being a post-apocalypse movie set. Random locker doors hung open. Loose papers lay scattered around overflowing trash cans while here and there were odd bits of cloth or other unidentifiable objects. 'And so it ends,' John said. 'Well, we have one more thing to do,' Daria said. 'Oh, yeah. Onward to the front office.'"

The Outers III: Was Blind But Now Can See, by The Angst Guy (part 1): "He hesitated before going on. 'It appears the Moon's orbit is changing. I was working on this development an hour ago when the government—' He glanced at Agent Hardesty '—once again came to my office and suggested my services were needed elsewhere.' Before the FBI agent could respond, Daria got a word. 'The Moon's orbit is changing? How?'"

Star Trek: A New Century: Time of Terror (Non-Daria), by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 1): "'Bridge to Captain,' the voice of the tactical officer came over the intercom. 'Report,' he said. 'We are receiving a distress call from a Federation freighter about two light years away,' the tactical officer said."

Unnamed story (just a little something...), by oni (part 3): "'I don't believe it! You knew "The Beavis and Butthead",' exclaimed a crazed fan. The guy had to be in his mid-thirties with greasy hair and braces. A name tag sticker with 'Artie' sat on his chest. Daria remembered there being an annual UFO convention nearby."

Get Ready for the Countdown!

2011-12-31T21:37:00.000-05:00

It's New Year's Eve! (Or for some of you in fandom by now, New Year's Day!) Are you ready to watch the ball drop? Or are you planning to be mostly incoherent by that point, taking a cue from Jesse over there? Or you could observe the day with a couple of New Year's Daria fanfics, Nemo Blank's The Mighty Quinn and Disco316's When the Ball Dropped.

However you plan to celebrate, stay safe and have an awesome 2012!

Fandom News!

Be sure to nominate for the 2011 Daria Fanworks Awards! See the lists for finished fanfiction and artwork, and also discuss written works and visual works in the threads.

Post your contributions to a Daria Time Capsule!

Share your beverage of choice in the favorite beer and drinks thread.

Happy 2012! Post your plans, hopes, and good wishes.

Roentgen muses about camp and hipsterism.

What episodes do you think epitomize Daria in a nutshell?

AngelusAlvus has a question about Tom's future alter ego from Is It College Yet?

Discuss the movies The Dark Knight Rises and The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo in the threads.

GlitterShrooms is looking for beta readers for a new story.

Two new Iron Chefs posted in Creative Writing: Charles RB's Texas is flooding and Daria lives by the river and HolyGrail2007's Kevin-isms.

Brrrrr!

2011-12-30T04:00:00.000-05:00

In honor of the cold winter weather (at least in the Northern hemisphere), here's a very chilly caption contest for everyone!

Remember the drill--post your captions in the comments!

Go Fish!

2011-12-28T14:52:00.000-05:00

Happy Card Playing Day! Why not celebrate by playing a family card game like we (never) used to?

Today is also the birthday of comic book writer and co-creator Stan Lee, born in 1922 and still a True Believer! There have been tons of comic book crossovers in Daria fandom, Marvel and otherwise. Rather than having me list them all out here (and have I mentioned I'm lazy?), how about you post your favorites in the comments?

Meanwhile, I'll update everyone on the latest fanfic!

The Author as a Lesbian, Season 4, by DeacBlue (part 5): "Sandi nudged Tiffany, who appeared to drop something next to Quinn. She got down from her seat and picked it up, dropping a lit firecracker in Quinn's shoe. It went off, just as Tiffany took her seat again, and if Quinn had been looking, she would have seen Sandi switching one of her beakers."

Be Careful What You Wish For, by Doggieboy (part 5): "Suddenly the TV set turned on and the image of a puppet appeared on the screen. 'I see you’re both awake,' the puppet said. 'Let’s play a game.' 'Oh, crap,' John said as his face went pale. 'What’s wrong?' Jenny asked, her voice quivering. 'I don’t understand what he means by "playing a game".' 'Unfortunately, I do,' he said." (SFMB)

Chaos Theory: The Esteem of the Cynic and the Eccentric, by Walter Kovacs (parts 0 and 1): "'Haruhi? What do you think?' asked Helen as she scowled at Haruhi. In a cheerful tone Haruhi piped up with 'It was cool being interviewed by sick, sad world about uranium in the drinking water! I even got a free sick sad world DVD set out of it' Jake just sighed and shook his head after hearing Haruhi's response. 'No, kiddo about the move' asked Jake who was regretting asking Haruhi." (Part 1)

Daria - Double Down, by neonhomer (parts 14 and 15): "Daria got up and walked up the stairs, and into her room, closing the door behind her. She slipped out of her clothes of the day, and put on a night shirt. She then turned the light off, laid down in bed, put her glasses on the table beside the bed, and closed her eyes. When she did, all she could see was an image of Quinn, laying on the ground, with Sandi standing over her. She snapped her eyes open." (Part 15)

Daria is Victorious (Scenes no Daria fanfic should have: Last Friday Night!), by Brother Grimace (COMPLETE!): "'Attention, all students!' Ms. Li said. 'As the principal of such talented students, it is my great pleasure to announce that several of our students have been offered the opportunity to apply for a one-year term studying at the acclaimed Grove Hills Conservatory of the Arts!' 'Oh, no,' Daria sighed, looking up from her coffee. 'This could suck.'"

Daria Of Kleenex (Iron Chef: What's behind Alter Egos?), by RX-87 (COMPLETE!): "'I'm Zhengdong, he's Sameer. We're friends of your father, but that's not important right now. We need to get you someplace safe before-' Zhengdong was interrupted as the window of the dorm, and a large part of the wall, was staved in by some invisible force. '-That. RUN!!!'"

Daria/Power Rangers: Watching the Watchmen, by Charles RB (COMPLETE!): "'Geez, he seemed so nice when he started yesterday,' said Rose. 'Bad day?' 'Started?' asked Daria. 'That’s Tommy, the new kid. Didn’t you notice? Wait, forgot who I was talking to.'" (Part 9) (Part 10)

Dear Judith, by DeacBlue (COMPLETE!): "Daria looked over to see what could be a carbon copy of herself, but wearing a black catsuit and a long red cloak. 'Well, I often wear green jackets, but I don't think that I've been "snot-nosed," since we all were. I might try red and black though - if Jane doesn't give me trouble for horning in on her "look." What's your name?'"

A Johnny X X-Mas Special, by peapotmaster (parts 1 and 2): "'What’s up, Johnny?' the dog spoke. 'Are you pondering what I’m pondering?' Johnny asked the talking dog. 'Yes, and stop with the Pinky and The Brain reference,' replied the dog." (Part 2)

Squandered Snowflakes, by Lord Yellowtail (COMPLETE!): "Because she was Amy Jones and she was freaking brilliant. She deserved better. She deserved recognition: crowds cheering because she had skirted the establishment and changed the world for the better and gotten freaking loaded while she did it. If she ever met anyone smart enough to invent a time machine, she’d do whatever it took to go back in time and push herself in front of a train. With my luck, Power Girl would show up to save me. Oh, God."

Unnamed story (just a little something...), by oni (parts 1 and 2): "'So have you watched MTV lately,' asked Jane with an amused grin. She had time off from her animatior job at Cartoon Network, so she decided to spend christmas and the next few days off with Daria at her home in Boston." (Part 2)

Unnamed story (Scenes no Daria fanfic should have: Last Friday Night!), by Charles RB (COMPLETE!): "'Ms Morgendorffer? Did you get contact lenses?'"

Unnamed story (Scenes no Daria fanfic should have: Last Friday Night!), by Greystar (COMPLETE!): "Kate looked at Jerome, and then to the array of steel tanks that were standing up in the bed of the pickup truck they had rented from Happy Herb's Rentals. Each tank was connected to an electronic valve that could be operated from the cab and had a nozel that was angled upwards and pointed backwards."

Unnamed story (Scenes no Daria fanfic should have: Last Friday Night!), by JPAGC (COMPLETE!): "(That Evening, at the Morgendorffer house - Helen, Daria, and Jake are at the kitchen table, playing a board game. It's Daria's turn.) Daria - Well, now, I am looking for someone to negotiate with. I have some bricks I can offer... Jake - I'll take them!"

Unnamed story (Crossovers Still Crossing Over), by RLobinske (COMPLETE!): "(Jake is riding in the Core Shuttle along with his daughters on the way to school; Quinn is to his right and Daria to the left) Jake - Girls, I just want you to know your mother and I realize it's not easy moving to a whole new colony -- especially for you, Daria, right? Daria - Did we move?"

Say, Kids! What Time Is It?

2011-12-27T08:51:00.000-05:00

Happy birthday to the late Marlene Dietrich, who was born on this day in 1901. Ms. Barch's alter ego on the right is of the actress/singer, but I don't think she can pull off the look nearly as well as Dietrich did.

Today is also the anniversary of the 1947 debut of Howdy Doody, beloved children's show icon and oddly similar in appearance to Upchuck--or so Andrea thinks in "Fair Enough."

Fandom News!

Check out some budget hotels taken to the extreme. Now taking reservations!

neonhomer ponders addiction to Daria.

The holiday may be over, but you can still join in the Christmas singalong!

If you've seen Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol, post your thoughts in the thread.

Walter Kovacs posted a new Iron Chef: Mad Dog gets therapy.

Send in your nominations for the Daria Fanworks Awards.

Ho, Ho, Ho!

2011-12-25T13:00:00.002-05:00

Merry Christmas! "X" is feeling a little disgruntled at the lack of gingerbread cottages, but I hope the rest of you have an excellent holiday or, if you don't celebrate Christmas, an excellent day!

Helpful fan Charles RB has pointed out that Daria appeared in a Christmas issue of the Beavis and Butt-head comic book, where she tries--and fails--to teach the moronic duo the meaning of Christmas.

And if that isn't enough to get you in the holiday spirit, why not check out this list of Christmas-related Daria fanfics?

Bumpmas by Richard Lobinske

Christmas Chaos by LadieT

The Christmas Clip Show by Mahna Mahna

Christmas Eve at the Lanes by Adrienne

Christmas in White by Richard Lobinske

Christmas Melody by Richard Lobinske

Christmas Morning by Robert Nowall

Christmas Snow by LadieT

Daria and Jane are Forced to Save Xmas by JohnnyStyle

A Daria Christmas Special by Bacner

Daria's Christmas Carol by Admonisher

Daria's Season of Goodwill by Nemo Blank

The Diary of Daria Morgendorffer: A Portrait of a Young Girl by Melissa

Gifts by Wyvern

The Greatest Gift by LadieT

Herself, an Elf by John Berry

It's a Holiday's Night by peapotmaster

It's a Wonderful Misery Chick Life by Patrick Moore

The Lane Way by Vlora

Murphy’s Christmas by legendeld

O Holy Nightmare by Jill "Leopard Lady" Friedman

Sappy Holidays by Kristin Wegner

Scarlett the Fairy Meets Santa Claus by Aloysius

Season of Hope and Blight by MeScribble

Scene from a Lawndale Christmas by undefinedlust

A Star in the East Window by Guy "Decelaraptor" Payne

Thankful Snark by Charles RB

The Twelve Days of Scarlett the Fairy's Christmas by Aloysius

A Very Cynical Christmas by Warpedkjh13

Weak at the Freeze by Fiona Lane

Yes, Quinn... by NightGoblyn

...Not a Creature was Stirring, not Even an Economics Teacher!

2011-12-24T12:01:00.000-05:00

It's Christmas Eve, everybody! Santa is loading up his sleigh with gifts for all the good boys and girls, and soon he'll be on his way, guided by his trusty reindeer...possibly including a fairly disturbing Mrs. Bennett, who is apparently into the furry subculture as well as the Fuzzy-Wuzzy Wee-Bits.

Fanfic Update!

A Considered Reaction, by DeacBlue (COMPLETE!): "'I liked it, too.' Daria glared at him. 'That's not funny!' 'I know.' 'Yeah, but you're the one who didn't have the brains to break up with Jane first, and there's this little uninvited trip here.' She opened the car door. 'Get out of the car.'"

Daria - Double Down, by neonhomer (part 13): "They turned a couple of corners, and came into a room. As they walked in, Quinn was laying on a hospital bed, with various wires and tubes connected to her. 'Oh my God, QUINN!' screamed Helen as she ran to her younger daughter’s bedside."

Daria/Power Rangers: Watching the Watchmen, by Charles RB (part 7): "'Um, guys?' Amelia, manning the monitors, sounded worried. 'We’ve lost the comms channels.' 'Reboot the equipment before panicking,' said Jodie. 'I did reboot it,' said Amelia. 'Hmm. Either the Power Rangers realised we were listening and changed their frequencies, or we have an equipment failure. Check we can pick up anything else?'"

Hard Choices (Reposted), by Erin M. (COMPLETE!): "I'm going to kill her. I'm not being euphemistic here. I am going to go over there, break into her house, and then I am going to kill Daria Morgendorffer."

My Idea Of How Dye! Dye! My Darling Should Have Ended (Scenes no Daria fanfic should have: Last Friday Night!), by Brother Grimace (COMPLETE!): "Daria: I'm really sorry for everything, and I wouldn't blame you if you punched me right in the face-! Jane: Okay. (Jane punches Daria right in the nose)"

A QB Grows in Lawndale, by Kristen Bealer (COMPLETE!): "At home that night, Kevin found that his mother had left to run some errands, leaving him and his father alone in the house together. He could hear the TV on in the living room. He took a deep breath and made his decision. I gotta do this. If I wait any longer, it'll never happen."

Quinn's Code 05: Morgendorffers vs. Amazon, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 4): "'Yes, the geek may be interested in the contract! We have to like, be sure that she won't get it,' Sandi said. 'Remember what happened at the Mall of the Millennium, Sandi!' Tori said, referring to an incident two weeks before. Sandi glared at Tori. “Yes, I do, Tori. But I won't be talking to her.' 'How are you going to sabotage her chances?' Tori asked, wondering. Sandi developed a scheming look, and smirked. 'I will have to like, figure that out,' she said. Tori sighed."

Sloane, M.D., by InvisibleDan (COMPLETE!): "Cameron: We've started her on broad spectrum antibiotics but her fever isn't going away. Sloane: You start everyone on broad spectrum antibiotics and it never works. paces around the room How about some old world medicine? Bleed her with leeches. Maybe it will get the evil out. Foreman: Leeches? Sloane: Next step is drilling a hole in her head if I can't come up with something else. I'll be back later."

Thankful Snark (Scenes no Daria fanfic should have: Last Friday Night!), by Charles RB (COMPLETE!): "'What's keeping Daria?' asked Tom. 'Well, last time we spoke, she said she was going to watch some of the old Muppet films. Heh, I wonder how she took all the heartwarming endings about-' The door burst open and Daria, her face split with a genuine smile, strode in singing...."

Trying Something New, by BrownEyedBagel: "She had everything she needed; she was determined to go forward with her plan. She spent the week working up the nerve to attempt it and refused to back out now. She was determined to jump into the plan head first."

Unnamed story (Scenes no Daria fanfic should have: Last Friday Night!), by GlitterShrooms (COMPLETE!): "Daria: Is this thing on? Testing. 1. 2. 3. Testing. Great. Now after yet another damn year of extensive fan fiction, there is something I've come to realize. I Daria Morgendorffer, a.k.a. the Misery Chick, have a lot of love interests, and I mean a f**king lot."

A Holiday for the Rest of Us!

2011-12-23T09:20:00.000-05:00

Happy Festivus, everybody! Celebrate by airing grievances, displaying feats of strength, and observing the traditional aluminum pole. Although I don't think you have to observe that last one the same way Upchuck is.

Today is also HumanLight, a holiday for secular Humanists. I don't think you need a pole for that one, so celebrate comfortably, Upchuck!

Fandom News!

Kara Wild announces good news about the CPU usage problem.

Now you, too, can have a 1967 Ford Mustang Convertible--some assembly required!

ST91 wonders if a tsumani is coming to his province.

Congratulations to Deref, who is now quasi-officially retired!

Check out a Daria connection to the musical Next to Normal.

Roentgen began a new spin-off of his game: Worldovision 1956.

Discuss the new movie The Adventures of Tintin in the thread.

The trailer for The Hobbit has been released! Watch it and share your thoughts.

Ranger Thorne wants to know what software and hardware tools other artists use.

Some Day Her Paints Will Come....

2011-12-21T13:27:00.001-05:00

Jane is looking especially happy (and out of character) because today is the anniversary of the premiere of the Disney film Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs in 1937. If Tom was freaked out by Jane's kiwi-flavored lip gloss, then this image would probably send him straight over the edge.

It was also on this day in 2002 that Karen and Derek held their wedding/vow renewal in Richard Lobinske's Falling Into College story "Christmas in White." Seems to have worked out for them so far, so congratulations to the happy couple.

Fanfic Update!

The Author as a Lesbian, Season 4, by DeacBlue (part 4): "Jen flipped her ponytail over her shoulder. 'We've been really clear on what she's done that she shouldn't. And we aren't talking about any of that stuff right away. But if she stays stupid, then yeah, she'll deserve what she gets, and we're going to give it to her. Nobody fucks with our family and walks away unbroken.' 'Okay,' Quinn said in a small voice. 'So can we do something to help Stacy?' 'I think that we can, though you'll need to take a step back,' said Daria. 'You see...'"

Camp Pu, by Smijey (part 3): "'I'm just...I'm just so scared, Daria, and you won't tell me anything, and I fell on my butt. Why did you smash up Mr. Potts' wall, Daria? You'll get in big trouble.' Daria sighed. 'Look, Amelia. I don't want to say anything until I know for sure what's going on. I have a lot of hints what's going on...and they scare the hell out of me...but I don't want to scare you or Quinn if it turns out I'm wrong. Okay?"'"

End of Innocence, by BrownEyedBagel (COMPLETE!): "She knelt in front of the body to admire her work. The face was a horrid mess, even more gross than having an allergic reaction underneath too much blush that didn’t go with your eyes. His limbs were twisted in directions they had no business going in. The cold smile came back. He couldn’t hurt anyone anymore. Crowbars can do a lot of damage, especially if you used the pointy end."

Fallout Lawndale: 2289, by Vukodlak (part 2): "Daria sat tied to a parking post next to a dumpster in the raiders makeshift camp in back of the Goodtime Chinese Restaurant. At least they fixed her leg she mused looking at the bandages. Daria tried to keep her focus on her pain rather then her fear of what might happen to her. She’d been there for hours, it was already dark and there was no sign of Jane or anyone from home. Maybe they couldn’t find her; maybe they’d never find her or worse what if Jane didn’t make it."

The Hallowed Halls of Fielding, by Roentgen (part 114): "'Ladies,' Harish said, 'we agree to help you - in principle. An attack on the Fielding Morgue is a triumph for Grove Hills.' 'We don't have a Morgue,' Dilip said. 'So this levels the playing field somewhat.' 'However,' Jaywant said. 'There is something you have to do for us.' Quinn rolled her eyes. Great. Here it is. Which one do I slap? I hope it's not the cool guy in the hat. What was his name? Jason?"

I Wanna Take You For A Ride (Crossovers Still Crossing Over), by RX-87 (COMPLETE!): "'Get out of here, kid! I'll handle him!' Shouted a tall, wiry, gun-toting woman dressed in what appeared to be fetish gear. As Daria pulled back to the sidelines to tend to her wound the air was filled with the sound of gunfire."

John Lane 52: From the Last Step to the First, by RLobinske (part 2): "Curious, Jodie stood up from her seat and walked to the front of the room to wave her hand in front of the still figure of their science teacher, Ms. Barch. 'No response.' 'I think you broke her,' Mack said."

LLH Alternate Future - 09 - It Never Ends, by psychotol (COMPLETE!): "'Actually,” said Armalin as he entered the custody area followed by Callisto and Cybelle, “You know what you’re like, and are projecting it onto the feared other, all the mutants ever did was exist.' 'You’re a mutant too, aren’t you?' said the scientist. 'Yes I am, and I’m about to make your fears come to life.'" (Part 10)

A QB Grows in Lawndale, by Kristen Bealer (part 15): "Once all the orders had been filled and the kids ran off with sticky faces, Mack dropped his head in his hands and sighed. 'How the hell do you do it, man?' he asked. 'I've seen nothing but feral, demonic children since I started this job, but you walk up and suddenly they're practically human. What's your secret?'"

Quinn's Code 05: Morgendorffers vs. Amazon, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 3): "'I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but we feel that Quinn is something quite special!' 'We think she's pretty special, too, but so is my other daughter, Daria. She hasn't got any extracurriculars.' 'Daria, but she is so plain!' 'That's my final offer,' Helen said. Then the phone was disconnected from the other end..."

Unnamed story (Crossovers Still Crossing Over), by peapotmaster: "SUSAN: You must be Daria Morgendoffer of Lawndale? MARY: Our loser of a brother told up about you. DARIA: Is your brother named Johnny Quest...I mean Test?"

Unnamed story (IC: reading the newspaper at a wedding), by RX-87 (COMPLETE!): "'But, but, I'd just scored a contract with City Hall!' Jake choked out after Daria had mentioned the contents of the paper she was holding, having no desire to interact with her father's side of the family. Or any side, really."

Happy Hanukkah!

2011-12-20T08:49:00.000-05:00

Rabbi Trent reminds us all that Hanukkah begins today at sunset. May all those in fandom who celebrate it have a wonderful Festival of Lights! Trent actually stands a chance of being awake for this one, but let's hope he doesn't decide to write a song for the occasion.

Fandom News!

Anyone feeling lethargic lately? Share your thoughts and advice in the thread.

tafka wishes everyone who celebrates a Happy Litha and/or Yule!

The Nostalgia Chick discusses Daria! Also see discussion here.

What music or bands does your mileage vary on?

I'm going to the picnic and I'm bringing...what? Join in the new game!

What old TV shows do you still watch?

untra started a new Iron Chef: reading the newspaper at a wedding.

"I baked these cookies for you!"

2011-12-18T13:48:00.000-05:00

Happy Bake Cookies Day! Helen and Rita are getting into the spirit, just as long as the chocolate chips are already in the dough.

Incidentally, I could easily have actually tossed in that creepy framegrab of Daria with the plate of cookies from "Sealed With a Kick." Consider my forbearance to be an early Christmas gift to you all.

Fanfic Update!

All Points (Something I bashed out....), by neonhomer (part 4): "'Captain. I need these people of my sickbay. They are wreaking havoc down here.' 'I would assume you mean our guests.' Said Picard. 'Yes Captain. Her husband and younger sister will not leave her bedside. Captain Cullen is attempting to run the show down here. Captain Lane is doing her best to keep her at bay, so Dr. Pulaski and I can attend to Captain Morgendorffer.' Said Crusher."

The Author as a Lesbian, Season 4, by DeacBlue (part 3): "They were just coming out of English when the incident happened. Sandi had seen the three girls, and as they came together, knocked Tiffany into Jen. When both girls fell to the floor, she yelled, 'Fight! Fight!' until she saw Daria take a step close to her. Jane helped Jen up, then whispered into Jen's ear before they embraced. After several seconds, they pulled apart, just in time for the school security to show up. "

A Cautionary Tale (Scenes no Daria fanfic should have: Last Friday Night!), by Roentgen (COMPLETE!): "The car went silent. Sandi looked at Quinn with narrow, cold, eyes. 'Quinn Morgendorffer...are you insinuating that I am the kind of person who....breaks wind?' It was the kind of look that had destroyed freshmen and sophomores and cast them to the depths of unpopularity. It was the look of judge, jury and executioner. Even Quinn was afraid of THAT LOOK."

Daria and Jane are Forced to Save Xmas, by JohnnyStyle (COMPLETE!): "Guy Fawkes day had forgotten that the Immaculate Conception day, Saint Nick's day and a few others had booked the band for a party up on the ski slopes on the Island's single mountain. And that it was the very next day. He didn't want it to go back to how it was before. They needed to make it to that gig and for that they needed Xmas."

Daria - Double Down, by neonhomer (part 12): "'Hi Quinn.' Said Stacy, but the usual perkiness in her voice was gone. 'What’s wrong?' asked Quinn, as if she didn’t know the answer already. 'Come... inside... Quinn.' Said Tiffany. Quinn walked in the house, and Tiffany closed the door. They walked over and sat down on the couch. 'Sandi... is... planning... to... put... you... on.. a... fashion... sabbatical.'"

God Save The Esteem ep 38: Highland Lassie, by Charles RB (COMPLETE!): "Soon after she left, a News 7 special report about a major disaster cut into the TV. 'Damn it, Beavis, change it back!' 'I didn’t do this!' protested Beavis, worried at the back of his mind that there must be some guy with a hook for a hand phoning from inside the house like in that thing. 'The situation here is positively apocalyptic! A freight train has derailed, causing a potentially TOXIC gas leak!' ('Huh huh huh') 'As a precaution, a twenty-block radius of North Highland is currently being evacuated!'"

Lawndale and Sandi Griffin’s Genie (Chapter 6), by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 3): "At the library, one of the middle school kids came up to Quinn. 'I think I have found something,' he said, as he held out a book. 'What is it?' Quinn asked, as she took the book. 'It’s a book of legends. My teacher says that all legends have a kernel of truth to them,' he said. Quinn thought. She remembered Mr. DeMartino and possibly at least one of her teachers back in Highland saying something similar. She looked at the cover. 'Selected Arabian Legends.'"

LLH Alternate Future - 09 - It Never Ends, by psychotol (parts 7 and 8): "Quinn could continue with this course of action, and it might make Kristi complacent, but Quinn also considered the need to find out what was really going on with Kristi, interrogations were all about psychological manipulation, and part of that was getting the subject to suspend disbelief, so this probably was not an interrogation as such. It could also be an attempt to brainwash Quinn, but forcing Quinn to live like a baby? ... ... There was plenty of junk science in the field of psychology. Quinn decided to go with her current plan, draw Kristi in, knock her out, steal the keys and get the Legion in. Although she would seriously want to find her clothes or ANY adult clothes before anyone gets here, because this was seriously wrong." (Part 8)

Maternity Surprise (Scenes no Daria fanfic should have: Last Friday Night!), by lordscissorhand (COMPLETE!): "The Barksdale family always wound up in a Mexican standoff for this sort of thing. Everyone just waiting to shoot their mouth off at each other, hoping to mortally wound the others ego. This was exceedingly awkward for Jane, who still couldn't figure out why she was along for this ride. Rubbing it in was the fact that her father was there, but her mother wasn't. Although the landscape as she had been coming in was percolating some ideas."

A QB Grows in Lawndale, by Kristen Bealer (part 14): "Kevin tried to cross one strand of the lanyard over another and found himself holding a great big snarl instead. He tossed it onto the table and stood up. 'Mr. O.?' he asked. 'Yes, Kevin?' The teacher came over. 'I think that Kristin's right.' Before Mr. O'Neill could argue, he pushed forward. 'It really is hot, and this camp would be a lot more fun if the kids got to go outside and do stuff sometimes.' 'I appreciate your concern for the children," Mr. O'Neill said in that tone of voice, 'but it just isn't safe for them out there!' Kevin almost considered putting the man in a headlock."

Save the Last Trance for Me, by jtranser: "'...When the last roll of thunder diminishes off into the fading ozone, the dude will step out in a purple and white velour jumpsuit embroidered with the Philosopher's Union Logo and Sophos, the union mascot! Yes! And he'll also be wearing a weasel fur top hat with a propeller! And then...' 'Whoa, Jane! Stop! I'd still rather have someone on the order of Kierkegaard.'"

Stacy Rowe, Seeker (Pt.III), by jtranser: "'Have you ever woken up one morning, your brain enshrouded in a gray fog, and looked at your possessions and collections, all neatly catalogued and arranged and come to the conclusion you needed to get rid of them?'"

Tigresses of Lawndale (Reposted), by taishigi (parts 13 and 14): "Daria slid into one of the kitchen chairs. 'Hey,' she responded. 'Do you have some more music for me?' 'We do, but that's not why I needed to see you,' Trent said. His shoulders slumped. 'I hate to ask this, but we need a favor.' '"We" being the band?' Daria asked. She knew Trent would have been less shy if Jane needed something, while if the favor was merely for himself, he likely would not have even asked." (Part 14)

Unnamed story (1,001 Deaths of Tom Sloane - Part II), by RX-87 (COMPLETE!): "The psychedelic vision Daria and Tom shared faded away as the shaft of magnetically contained plasma reduced Tom's body to atoms."

The Fashionable Aviator

2011-12-17T09:15:00.000-05:00

On this day in 1903, the Wright brothers made the first successful airplane flight in history. Quinn is ready for her take-off, but only if it doesn't mess up her hair, okay?

Today is also the beginning of the Saturnalia festival, so party on!

Fandom News!

Scissors MacGillicutty announces a maintenance cancellation and a new access policy.

Have you jumped ship to Chrome, or thinking about it? Join in the discussion!

Welcome all our new members in the "I'm New Here" thread.

Roentgen has found an answer to why people love arguing on the internet.

What "little things" do you love in Daria episodes?

neonhomer wonders about a letter-writing campaign to bring Daria back.

Have you seen Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows? Post about it in the thread!

Share your thoughts on beta reading in a new thread in Creative Writing.

Miami QB!

2011-12-15T13:48:00.001-05:00

Happy 62nd birthday to Don Johnson, star of the 80's crime show Miami Vice and inspiration for Kevin's alter ego on the right. Note the lack of shoulder pads, too.

Today is also Bill of Rights Day, which commemorates the ratification of the Bill of Rights on this day in 1791. Celebrate by, um, not quartering soldiers in your house, I guess.

Fanfic Update!

All Points (Something I bashed out....), by neonhomer (part 3): "'Thank you Captain Picard. This is my brother Trent Lane, and Dar...errr, Captain Morgendorffer’s husband.' Jane motioned toward Trent, then to Quinn. 'I’m Commander Quinn Morgendorffer, Captain Morgendorffer’s sister.' 'I wasn’t aware that Daria was married.' Blurted Sheridan without thinking. Picard turned to face Sheridan, and was beginning to speak, but Trent cut him off. 'It’s a long story sir.' Said Trent."

Daria/Dorian Ch.16: Sugar High, by LadieT (part 2): "'You would think that with the hush money Ms. Li was given, we wouldn't be having these problems.' The reply was in Dorian's voice, but Quinn and Jane both knew who said it. 'Yeah, but knowing Ms. Li - she spent it on some piece of unnecessary and insane security equiptment. As if the Great Zombie Uprising would ever come here,' Jane smirked trying to cheer Dorian up. 'True, we are lacking their primary source of food. Speaking of food, maybe a little lunch will help me out. Nothing greasy though.' Dorian said."

Daria - Double Down, by neonhomer (part 11): "'I'm going senile.' Said Daria dryly. 'Wh-hy do you say that?' asked Quinn, looking at her herself in the mirror. Daria turned to Quinn, taking Quinn's hands into hers, and looking up into Quinn's eyes. 'Tell me I am not cracking up. Tell me I didn't just dream up the past four days.' 'You're not cracking up Daria, you didn't dream up the past four days.' Said Quinn, trying to match Daria's monotone voice."

Fallout Lawndale: 2289, by Vukodlak (part 1): "'Try not to blow us up' Jane was only half joking. These decaying engines from 2077 have a habit of exploding if you put enough bullets in them. 'Relax Jane so long as no one shoots the cells we'll be fine.' She pulled the first glowing cell out and put it into a lead lined case. 'These nuclear engines only explode from weapons fire never from simple impacts.' 'And yet your wearing a radiation suit' 'I didn't say this job was completely safe did I?' Jane couldn't see it but knew Daria was smirking."

God Save The Esteem ep 38: Highland Lassie, by Charles RB (part 3): "She’d prided herself on walking alone, ignoring the herd, and not caring to look back, and while she knew that meant she’d have no real ties to the old hometown, she’d never expected to want any. Returning to Highland for a bit was a sobering experience. It was only when Daria could see it and remember that she realised how little ties she had to the place, how few people would have been bothered she’d left. "

The Hallowed Halls of Fielding, by Roentgen (parts 112 and 113): "Nothing good could come of Clayton Arbusto, she told herself. She resolved to simply drop him, to tell him to get lost, and then she could return to some semblance of normality. She would return his cowboy hat to him in the mail. She had not planned on meeting Clayton right away. Daria didn't want to confront him, but even on a campus the size of Fielding's the opportunity for a chance meeting was unavoidable. Sure enough, at lunch, Clayton happened to notice Daria sitting with Elsie, Zip and Donna." (Part 113)

LLH Alternate Future - 09 - It Never Ends, by psychotol (parts 3 - 6): "As Daria and Jane emerged from the sewers at their initial ingress point, the sanitation worker asked them 'Whoa, what the fucking hell happened down there?' Jane looked at Daria, and Daria asked Jane 'What do you reckon? Walked into the stairs or fell down a door?' Jane's clipped tone spoke volumes as she responded 'Daria. ... I'm covered in faeces and bruises, and am SO not in the mood, right? ... Shut the hell up, and fly us home.'" (Part 4) (Part 5) (Part 6)

A QB Grows in Lawndale, by Kristen Bealer (part 13): "When they arrived at the camp, Mr. O'Neill led everyone into the activity room for introductions. 'Greetings, and welcome to the Okay to Cry Corral,' he announced. 'I'm Uncle Timothy, and together, we're going to take a journey to the land of self-discovery. A land where it's okay to laugh, and it's okay...to cry.' Kevin hoped none of the kids were going to cry. He never knew what to do, and their faces got all goopy and gross."

Tigresses of Lawndale, by taishigi (part 12): "'I just got off the phone with them. I did ask them not to say anything, although I don't know if that will do any good or not. Tiffany also asked that I thank you and give you a hug.' 'Could you just say you did both?' Daria asked. 'I could, but . . . but I think I could use a hug,' Quinn admitted, a little teary. 'This has been scary, Daria.' Daria said nothing, she just lifted her right arm, and Quinn scooted over. Daria wrapped her good arm around Quinn's shoulder, and Quinn tucked her feet up on the sofa and laid her head on Daria's shoulder. Daria rested her head against Quinn's."

Unnamed story (1,001 Deaths of Tom Sloane - Part II), by Aloysius (COMPLETE!): "Thomas Sloane blinked as he looked at the upright rectangular glass and metal box as it stood near the edge of the mesa. 'I know what that is,' he said. 'But what the hell is a telephone booth doing out in the middle of nowhere?'"

Unnamed story (Iron Chef: Guilty Pleasures Redux), by ash_blackfire (COMPLETE!): "Daria couldn't keep her slight smile off of her face on her walk home from the CD store. As she passed Quinn's room she could hear her singing along with her music... Gwar in the same low gut grunting. 'She thinks she is here by her self.' Daria's smile got bigger ever so slightly. She would torment her later, she had more pressing matters on her mind."

Unnamed story (Scenes no Daria fanfic should have: Last Friday Night!), by JPAGC (COMPLETE!): "The camera focus on the door of a dressing room. Suddenly, the it opens and an orange-skinned, glassed- eyes muppet puts his head in. Scooter: twenty seconds to curtain! Mystik Spiral, twenty seconds to curtain!"

Monkeying Around at a French Restaurant

2011-12-14T08:51:00.000-05:00

Today is Monkey Day! Kevin will be happy to know this, considering his statement in "The Old and the Beautiful" that he likes monkeys--particularly Curious George. Apparently his mother isn't so much of a fan, though.

This is also National Bouillabaisse Day, which could be useful knowledge for anyone planning to dine at Chez Pierre tonight. That may include one or more of the three Js over there, but if they plan to dress as monkeys then I think Quinn will pass on that date.

Fandom News!

Kara Wild has some bad news about the CPU usage problems at the PPMB and announces a new policy for newly registered board members.

Take the phishing quiz and share your score in the thread!

Do you have end of year tunnel vision? Do tell!

Dennis found a cool update on old-school Daria fan artist Katie Cook!

byron lomax shares questions from a student and the answers he received.

Dervish has a question about William S. Burroughs.

Watch the G.I. Joe: Retaliation trailer and discuss the upcoming movie in the thread.

Roentgen started a new game: EuroInternationoGloboWorldoVision Song Contest.

Brother Grimace started a thread about sending works to Outpost Daria.

See You in the Funny Papers, Mr. D!

2011-12-12T12:26:00.000-05:00

The Katzenjammer Kids, the longest-running comic strip ever, first debuted on this day in 1897. Mr. DeMartino is The Captain from the strip, presumably chasing after some students who couldn't tell him what year the War of 1812 began.

Fanfic Update!

All Points (Something I bashed out....), by neonhomer (part 1): "'Open a channel.' Said Daria. 'Open.' Said Davies. Daria straightened her uniform, but only out of habit. They couldn’t see her. 'Romulan vessel, this is the Federation starship USS Lawndale, Captain Daria Morgendorffer commanding. We are prepared to evacuate you and your crew to the Lawndale.'"

The Author as a Lesbian, Season 4, by DeacBlue (part 1): "'Oh, look,' sneered Sandi. 'It's the dyke and her artgeek girlfriend.' She put her finger to her lips and looked at the store that they had almost arrived at. 'Isn't she the girl that was so naive that she still believed in Santa Claus when she was twelve? and after that Christmas, painted all those ugly pictures of Santa Claus? and -' She was stopped by Daria's hand in front of her face."

The Cupboard, by Vukodlak (parts 1 and 2): "It turns out there was a Zon in afterlife but to get past the Bouncer you had to tell him an interesting story about how you died or be a hardcore punk but they tend to have interesting deaths anyway. Three new arrivals in the afterlife are trying to get inside." (Part 2)

Deck The Halls (Scenes no Daria fanfic should have: Last Friday Night!), by Roentgen (COMPLETE!): "'Daria!' Brittany shouted from the bedroom. 'Huh?' Daria was working on her reading for her graduate English seminar. 'We have to go downtown and buy a Christmas tree!' 'We do?' Daria said, not looking up. 'Did some horrible federal law get passed?'"

John Lane 52: From the Last Step to the First, by RLobinske (part 1): "Daria said, 'I know it is almost unheard of these days for someone to become engaged at our age, but sheesh, this ring seems to be sucking the brains out of everyone within fifty feet. I swear that the average IQ of Lawndale High has dropped thirty points since I stepped on campus.' Mack said, 'That, and causing guys within fifty feet to become unduly paranoid.'"

LLH Alternate Future - 09 - It Never Ends, by psychotol (parts 1 and 2): "'Are you going to cause problems Daria?' asked Stacy. 'Problems for whom?' asked Daria. 'That means "yes",' translated Jane." (Part 2)

Quinn's Code 05: Morgendorffers vs. Amazon, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 2): "That night Sandi Griffin looked in her mirror after cleaning her teeth. 'I'll will win that modeling contract! The Geekendorffer will not get it!!' She decided to find a way to sabotage Quinn's chances. 'There is no way that she will be allowed to win,' she thought with a slight frown."

The Real Legion (LLH Mini), by Brother Grimace (COMPLETE!): "'I'm Jasper Wells, Miss Morgendorffer,' the man said. 'Quest Industries - Global Public Affairs. I’m with the Entertainment Division, and I used to work with ZNN. Miss Hall sent me to talk to you about the possibility of a reality show featuring the Legion.'"

A Song About a Quail (Scenes no Daria fanfic should have: Last Friday Night!), by Smijey (COMPLETE!): "Daria's face suddenly had a huge, out-of-character grin on it as she spotted another camp alumni who was drawing near. 'AMELIA!' she cried out. 'DARIA!' Amelia returned. The two embraced warmly."

Tigresses of Lawndale (Reposted), by taishigi (part 11): "Seeing Amy still looked stunned, Daria realized what she should do. She took Amy's hand and asked, 'Are you my mother?' 'No,' Amy replied, her eyes wide. 'Aren't my parents alive? Solvent? Non-abusive, and even, in their own clumsy way, at least somewhat caring?' Amy nodded. 'And, whatever our private opinions, aren't they legally sane?' 'I suppose,' Any conceded. 'Then I absolve you of any moral dilemmas.'"

The True Story of How Tiffany Blum-Deckler Destroyed the Fashion Club, by ticknart (COMPLETE!): "'And it’s such a shame,' continued Sandi, 'that all my years of training went to waste.' Tiffany took a non-committal sip. 'I mean, seriously, what is Stacy thi--' 'I think,' interrupted Tiffany, taking the straw out of her mouth and speaking slowly, 'that she looks cute.'"

Unnamed story (Scenes no Daria fanfic should have: Last Friday Night!), by Charles RB (part ): "KILLER: I'm KILLER QUINN, the PRINCIPAL of this high school - and Educator Burnout here says you jerks DIDN'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK! Time for PUNISHMENT! BURNOUT: Yuhhhhh... ERIC: B-But we weren't told of any homework- Panel 2. Extreme close-up of Killer Quinn with a chainsaw! KILLER: EXACTLY!!"

Unnamed story (Scenes no Daria fanfic should have: Last Friday Night!), by Greystar (COMPLETE!): "'Lisa, don't you think I would know if I had a tattoo?' Sandi frowned as she and the cheerleader walked out of the girl's showers, wrapped in towels. 'Something like that would be a fashion don't of the lowest order!'"

I Wonder Who Gets to Lead?

2011-12-11T08:50:00.000-05:00

Happy Tango Day! Daria is joining the celebration, somewhat unwillingly, with her unusual partner.

Today is also the anniversary of the day UNICEF was established, back in 1946. Not only has the organization provided much-needed help for children around the world, but it also gave Eric Schrecter someone to wrongfully sue in "One J at a Time."

Fandom News!

As the seasons change, Wouter asks, what's the weather like with you?

Who watched the eclipse? Share your experience (or miss) in the thread.

Arena del Sur wonders about relationships.

Roentgen is looking for help with a future universe scenario.

What are your favorite sad parts in otherwise very funny movies? Share them in the thread.

The 2011 Daria Fanfiction list has been updated. Don't forget to nominate for the Booties!

Walter Kovacs started discussion for the sci-fi fans of the board.

RX-87 posted a new Iron Chef in Creative Writing: Old Daria.

Discuss Brother Grimace's fics in a new Golden Oldies thread.

Happy Birthday, Mack Daddy!

2011-12-09T12:34:00.000-05:00

Happy birthday to Kevin Daniels, born on this day in 1976! Daniels was the second of three voice actors to play Mack on Daria, spanning all of the third season appearances of the character. I bet Mack himself wished he could trade off with two other people in dealing with Kevin.

Fanfic Update!

God Save The Esteem ep 38: Highland Lassie, by Charles RB (part 2): "Trent opened the door and looked at Amy Barksdale. 'Whoa. You look different without your jacket, Daria.' 'Daria? I thought you were out until mblblbbl hi'"

The Hallowed Halls of Fielding, by Roentgen (parts 110 and 111): "Eric said, 'this leaves us with the question of Linda's caseload. You'll have to take over on the Thedford case. Thedford and his brothers weren't happy with Navarro anyway; that's one of the reasons that she got the boot. They want a man on the case but I told them you were as good as any man here.' 'Well, Eric...I'll take that as a compliment.' 'Thanks. I had to massage the Thedfords, so you'll have to give them the Happy Ending. Not literally. I'd be very displeased,' Eric joked. 'So would I.'" (Part 111)

Jane Morgendorffer 2: The Middle School Years, by LadieT (part 5): "'Thanks Quinn, I really needed this. I know you aren't having a good time - ' Jane was stopped in mid sentence by Quinn. 'That's not true, I miss spending time with just you. You're my big sister. I love Daria and Trent, but you come first. You go shopping with me and I know how much you hate that, so it's only fair that I should go running with you sometimes. Besides, I know you've been feeling a little lonely since Daria's been hanging out with Danny. I just wanted to remind you, that well I'm here for you.'"

Life After Highland Ch. 2: 3 of Swords, by LadieT (part 1): "Jane was stunned at how similar in appearance Daria and Amy were. It sunk into Jane's mind that if the drinking water in Highland hadn't stunted Daria's growth, she would almost be a mirror image of her aunt. Hell, if I didn't know better, I would have thought that Amy was Daria's mom instead of Helen."

Mission: Unfashionable, by JPAGC (part 2a): "At the urge of a motion and look by Jodie, Quinn also joined the group. The other young men and women looked at one another in the sudden quiet Hall. Quinn looked around: all the other, veteran, students were all quickly scurrying away, keeping quiet and clearly avoiding looking in the Principal’s direction. 'Miss Landon, are all the new students here?' asked the Principal. 'Yes, Miss Li,' said Jodie in a quiet voice."

Parallel Universes Mystery (Non-Daria), by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 1): "Chris opened the door of the Interdimensional Time machine onto a lot of confusion... 'This is a problem,' Jess said, as she looked out. 'I agree,' Chris said. 'Hello, you received our interdimensional message?' someone said. 'Yes,' Chris and Jess said together 'Then come with me,' she said."

A QB Grows in Lawndale, by Kristen Bealer (part 12): "He turned another corner and looked at the patterns made by the streetlights filtering through the trees as he thought about Link. Why do I even want to pick another fight with Dad? It's not like I'm even sure I wanna do this, anyway. It'd be like I'm making a big deal about something I don't even want. Or at least I think I don't hey is that Daria?"

A Rather Interesting Way To Go (1,001 Deaths of Tom Sloane - Part II), by DIsaac (COMPLETE!): "'So who the poor unimportant sap that kicked the bucket this time? Said Jane Lane, One part of the mortician team that would work to make Tom look good for the show. 'That poor bastard is Tom' said Daria who is the other half of the team."

They Don't Cry (Iron Chef: Crazy Pairing Story!), by RX-87 (COMPLETE!): "'Mmm, Jeff?' Dawn cooed, hoping maybe tonight would be the night things would change. He was in such a good mood tonight. Maybe he'd be up for it. 'Wuzzat, Beautiful?' The muscular young man grunted, not moving from his embrace of his lover's plush body. 'You know there's that school dance coming up?' Dawn said, casually. 'Yeah, so?' Jeffy's tone wasn't at all encouraging."

True Love (The Hallowed Halls of Fielding), by Roentgen (COMPLETE!): "'Yes. That is your grandfather.' 'He's cute,' Quinn said, 'but the glasses have to go.' 'He looked rather regal back then.' 'What was Grandpa Barksdale like?' 'Oh Quinn,' Bethany said, 'I still remember the day he asked me out to the senior mixer....'"

Unnamed story (Iron Chef: Daria and Jane in your Home Town), by neonhomer (COMPLETE!): "I was heading home from a jobsite, when I spotted a car on the side of the road, with out of state plates, with its four-way flashers on. I slowed down, and pulled over. A girl wearing a red jacket gets out of the driver's seat. 'Yall need help?' I ask as I walk up."

Unnamed story (Iron Chef: Old Daria.), by RX-87 (COMPLETE!): "When Daria could take no more of the over-endowed blond bimbo sitting in the chair next to her bed mangling The Aeneid with her squeaky voice (she was the granddaughter of an old classmate, wasn't she? What was her name? Damn senility...), Daria called out to a nearby nurse."

Unnamed story (Scenes no Daria fanfic should have: Last Friday Night!), by Brother Grimace (COMPLETE!): "Mack shook his head. 'What he hell's up with Upchuck and your mom, anyway?' 'Well, he saw her in that really skimpy elf-outfit she wore for her Christmas card a few years back-' Jane's laugh warmed the room. 'The one she'd done as a little gag gift for your dad?' Tom joined in on her laughter. 'The one the printers mistook for their cards to be sent out to everyone on their Christmas card list.'"

"...A date which will live in infamy..."

2011-12-08T08:47:00.000-05:00

Mack as Patton is saluting because today is the anniversary of the United States' entry into World War II by declaring war on Japan. It was a response to the Pearl Harbor attack of the previous day, and was marked by Franklin Roosevelt's famous "Infamy Speech."

Fandom News!

Kara Wild has an important announcement about CPU usage problems at the PPMB.

Temppeli celebrates Finland's Independence Day!

Share your puppy pictures in a new thread. Stand by for cuteness!

Roentgen gives the rundown of 2011 Junior Eurovision.

What do you consider the stand-out TV Moments of 2011? Post your favorite memories and/or video clips!

Discuss the series Shadow Star/Naru-Taru in a new Weapons of Mass Distraction thread.

Post your opinions on the upcoming Marvel storyline, Avengers vs. X-Men.

neonhomer has a request for artists: Daria-based Star Trek alter egos.

"I think that I shall never see / A poem lovely as a tree."

2011-12-06T12:32:00.000-05:00

Happy birthday to the late poet Alfred Joyce Kilmer, born on this day in 1886. Kilmer is relevant to Daria as the person for whom the Lawndale public library is named, as you can see on the right.

Today is also the birthday of Steven Wright, born in 1955. We'll leave Luhrmann to do his rather good impression of the comedian, although Daria's delivery isn't bad, either.

Finally, on a sadder note, the tragic Altamont free concert took place on this day in 1969. Jake was apparently in attendance, per his remark in "Road Worrier": "Terrible tragedy, but I demanded my money back and I got it." Gouka Ryuu wrote an excellent short scene based on that line.

Fanfic Update!

Be Careful What You Wish For, by Doggieboy (part 4): "John opened the phone and said, 'Hello?' 'John?' Tananda’s voice said from the other end. 'You’re not Scarlett.' 'I know that.' 'Well, where is she?' 'Uh, she’s busy.' After a couple of seconds, she giggled. 'Oh, I see.'" (SFMB)

Daria 3000: Dye! Dye! My Mutated Abomination (Scenes no Daria fanfic should have: Last Friday Night!), by Smijey (COMPLETE!): "'Don't you get it? The lady or the tiger -- now you don't have to choose?' 'What's a tiger?' Tom asked, clueless. 'A species of big cat. They went extinct centuries ago during the climate crisis of the late 21st,'"

The Lady and the Tiger, by RLobinske (COMPLETE!): 'Hobbes bounced over and excitedly said, "You came back! You came back!' Daria looked down at the tiger. 'Yes, I'm back and, okay, you're real. There was nothing in the soda glass.'"

A New Set of Rules, by Dennis (part 23): "Putting his hands out, he added, 'Come sit with me.' Daria hesitated for just a moment, old fears of intimacy warring with current desire. This is why you wanted Colleen out of the apartment, stupid, she berated herself. Finally, she slid in next to him on the couch and, ignoring the parts of her that said no, pulled his arms around her. She half-smiled at his satisfied hum. 'This is nice,' she said, and meant it."

A QB Grows in Lawndale, by Kristen Bealer (part 11): "'Are you having trouble with your classwork?' Kevin waved off the question. 'It's not that. Um, what would you say if I said I was thinking about going into a teaching-type career?' Mr. DeMartino didn't say anything right away. He didn't even move. Then, his eye twitched very, very slightly. After almost a full minute of silence, he finally exhaled and said, 'I would say that sometimes life is just bursting with irony.'"

Quinn's Code 05: Morgendorffers vs. Amazon, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 1): "'You know, Daria, right?' Cindy asked. 'Somewhat, I know Jane more,' Jennifer said. 'That's mostly what Quinn said a few weeks ago. I thought it might have changed,' Cindy said. 'It hasn't,' Jennifer said. 'Oh,' Cindy said, as Jennifer turned off Glen Oaks Lane. 'Did you have a pont?' 'Yeah, do you know why Daria is hostile towards Quinn?' Jennifer was silent for a moment as she thought. 'She hasn't said anything,' she said. 'Quinn hasn't either,' Cindy said as she thought."

Tigresses of Lawndale (reposted), by taishigi (parts 9 and 10): "Quinn realized that she wanted, perhaps even needed, a real friend; a friend like Jane was with Daria. Not that Quinn would want Jane for a friend. At that point all the little pieces jumbled in Quinn's mind came together to form a picture. Quinn wanted to be friends with her sister." (Part 10)

Unnamed story, by neonhomer (part 1): "'We’ll take her to the Enterprise. Computer. Transfer the EMH program to the Enterprise sickbay computer. Dr. Crusher, you are needed on the Enterprise, medical emergency. We found Captain Morgendorffer. Picard to Enterprise, medical emergency! Four to beam directly to Sickbay.' Said Picard, giving no one a chance to get a word in. A few seconds later, they were appearing in the Enterprise Sickbay. The EMH reappeared, just as Dr. Crusher was appearing."

Have a Mug of Feisty Beer!

2011-12-05T08:49:00.000-05:00

It was on this day in 1933 that the Twenty-first Amendment was ratified, ending Prohibition. That means old-timey bartender Upchuck is free to serve you as much booze as you like! I'm not sure I'd trust any bartender with a smile like that, though.

Also on this day, Walt Disney was born in 1901. Without him we would have fewer saccharine animated movies, fewer gigantic amusement parks, and the gang would have had to come up with a different "C" thing to bring to the picnic in "Road Worrier." You know, looking at the sequence of the game, it appears that Jesse is the one who came up with "the cryogenically frozen head of Walt Disney." That seems like way more syllables than Jesse is usually capable of.

Fandom News!

Talk about the latest developments in US aviation news.

Check out a new article about fashion and glasses. Daria would be mortified!

Anyone experienced eye floaters? Share your opinions and information in the thread.

The honey badger: most badass animal? Talk about it at the SFMB!

What do you think of Youtube's new look? Share your complaints or compliments in the thread.

What films have you watched that are different the second time around?

It's that time of year: share your favorite trivia about holiday songs.

HolyGrail2007 has an idea for a new story and is looking for opinions on it.

I'm Sure Brittany Assumed That Was a Romance Novel, Too

2011-12-03T14:55:00.000-05:00

Happy birthday to the late novelist Joseph Conrad, born on this day in 1857. Conrad wrote Heart of Darkness, the book Daria is shown reading at the end of the episode "Gifted." In her words, "A young man's journey into unknown territory brings him face-to-face with the savage brutality within his own soul." It's not quite Jodie's How to Win Friends and Influence People, but it's almost certainly more interesting.

Fanfic Update!

Daria - Double Down, by neonhomer (COMPLETE!): "'How is that possible?' asked Quinn. 'What?' said Lynn. 'To be a brain and fashionable at the same time.' 'Who said I was fashionable? I just have a little more intelligence than your average carrot.' Said Lynn."

Daria on Exchange (Iron Chef: Daria and Jane in your Home Town), by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (COMPLETE!): "Jane Lane stepped off the train and looked at the railway station that looked similar to the other railway stations that the train had stopped at since it had left Sydney that morning. 'So this is Armidale? So far it seems to be like Lawndale without the Lawn, and Australian,' she thought."

God Save The Esteem ep 38: Highland Lassie, by Charles RB (part 1): "It had been almost two years but Highland still looked the same, and that was a source of great sadness for Daria. Worse, she knew, it would still smell the same, especially around the back of Burger World. 'Now I know it’s not easy for you girls, going back to an old town,' said her father. 'Especially not for you, Daria, right?' 'Snake, dear, we only have to do that speech when we’re moving somewhere new.'"

The Hallowed Halls of Fielding, by Roentgen (parts 108 and 109): "'We're like, both in the Robins, right?' 'I'm surprised that you even remember that night. Weren't your eyeballs floating that night? Trapped in a head full of Everclear?' 'Shut up,' Quinn said. 'I need to invoke my membership and get you to do something for me.' 'If you do,' Daria said, 'you don't want to know what I'm going to ask. And trust me, I've been preparing for this moment.'" (Part 109)

Lawndale and Sandi Griffin’s Genie (Chapter 6), by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 2): "Daria and Jane were up in Daria’s room listening to the radio when Helen entered the room. 'Daria, Jane, Dinner is ready,' she said. 'It’s Dad’s cooking, isn’t it?' Daria asked. 'Yes,' Helen said with a sigh. 'We’ll be right down,' Daria said, getting up. 'What do you think we’ll find?' Jane asked after Helen had gone. 'Lot of spices,' Daria said."

Lawndale in the Air (IC: What would Lawndale be like if...), by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (COMPLETE!): "As soon as she cleared the plane, Daria pulled her chute cord, slowing her rate of descent. She looked and saw her father bringing the plane level and heading in the direction of his new workplace. She looked down towards the school that she would be going to for the next few years and saw Quinn deploy her pink chute, rather close to the landing deck. 'She always was a daredevil,' she thought."

A QB Grows in Lawndale, by Kristen Bealer (part 10): "'So screw it. As soon as I get home, I'm going to tell him off good! There's stuff I've wanted to say for a really long time and now he's going to hear it.' Kevin froze. Something was very familiar about the things Link was saying, and he realized that he might have said the exact same thing about himself and his father more than a week ago. And look how that ended up. 'Hey, man, are you sure you wanna do that? Because--' '--Damn right I do!'"

Rude Awakening Ep.9: Join The Club, by DIsaac (part 9): "DARIA: If there is no problems. Then my next question is Why in the hell are you bickering in the middle of my station. SANDI: IT'S ALL TIFFANY'S FAULT! TIFFANY: IT'S ALL SANDI'S FAULT! ALEESHA: IT'S ALL QUINN'S FAULT! QUINN: IT'S ALL........WHOEVER THE HELL SHE IS FAULT!"

Tigresses of Lawndale (Reposted), by taishigi (parts 6 - 8): "Quinn stood up. 'I am no more an airhead than you are a misery chick. However, I assure you, you used to act that way, or at least give that impression. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to rush to be ready for my date.' 'I think I like her better this way,' Jane said brightly. Daria just mumbled and grumbled and went to call out for a pizza with extra cheese." (Part 7) (Part 8)

Unnamed story (Iron Chef - In the movies), by Dennis (COMPLETE!): "'I couldn’t help it,' Quinn whined. 'It just popped in there.' 'What?' Daria and Jane chorused. 'What "just popped in there?"' 'I tried to think—' 'You picked now to try to think?' Daria demanded."

Send in the (Economical) Clowns!

2011-12-02T08:43:00.001-05:00

Happy birthday to Charles Ringling, one of the Ringling Brothers, born on this day in 1863. The Ringling Brothers created one of the most successful circuses of all time, which may be of interest to Daria, who swore to join the circus at the idea of her parents, well...you know. And given Jake and Helen's enthusiasm, I think she just might have to.

Today is also Britney Spears' birthday, although I think even the Fashion Club has lost interest in her by now. Aren't you all glad I went with the Mrs. Bennett circus clown alter ego over the Ms. Barch Britney Spears alter ego, though?

Fandom News!

Does your mileage vary? Discuss the stuff that you like that others don't, or vice versa!

OverlordMikey is looking for information on Social Security.

Raskolnikov wonders about sexual assault in the US military.

What, if any, are the pitfalls of corporate and romantic entanglements?

What do you think of Daria fics without any Daria characters in them?

A Birthday Three-fer!

2011-11-30T12:32:00.000-05:00

Happy birthday to a trio of famous people! Winston Churchill, who was Prime Minister of the United Kingdom during World War II, was born on this day in 1874. Jake's impression of the man isn't bad, but I'm sure things would have turned out differently for the UK if Jake had been in charge. Rest assured, though, it all would have been Mad Dog's fault.

Mark Twain, also known as Samuel Clemens, was also born on this day in 1835. Daria was a fan of the author, judging by her sleep shirt in "Lane Miserables," but Trent seemed somewhat less enthusiastic about him.

Finally, satirist Jonathan Swift was born on this day in 1667. I don't believe Swift was ever mentioned in canon, but there is that alter ego of Daria as the title character from Swift's Gulliver's Travels. I'd be willing to bet that Daria's a fan of his witty and acerbic writing style, though.

Fanfic Update!

The Beginning of our Story, by ST91 (COMPLETE!): "After dinner Darius took Jane back at her home. When they reached the doorway Jane said, 'Today was a wonderful day thanks' 'Was the same for me. Tomorrow I will pick you up and go to school together ok ?' 'Ok.' Jane said first to embrace Darius and give him a passionate kiss."

Crossing Stars, by Silver: "Mac tapped his console again. 'Well, that's one Raven off our back. Five to go.' 'One of you remind me,' Daria said suddenly, 'To look into weapons upgrades when we get done with this job?' There were three replies that they would, indeed, not let her forget."

Daria - Double Down, by neonhomer (part 9): "Lynn was laying face down on Daria’s bed when Jane and Daria walked in. They stopped short of walking in, and stood in the doorway. Quiet sobs could be heard coming from Lynn. 'Maybe I should go talk to her...' said Daria. 'Good idea.' Said Jane, starting to walk into the room, but Daria grabbed her by the arm before she could get too far. 'Alone.' Said Daria. "

Die Hard Quinn (Iron Chef - In the movies), by Reven384 (COMPLETE!): "Quinn dragged her aching body through the air vent hoping to avoid the terrorists that took over the building Daria worked at."

The Hallowed Halls of Fielding, by Roentgen (part 107): "'Thomas,' Elsie interrupted, 'I’m having the suspicion that you’ve given this a great deal of thought.' 'Oh yeah,' Tom said, 'I’ve even got an initiation ceremony cooked up.' 'If it involves spanking or stuff,' Quinn said, 'then you can stop the car right now.' Tom – with some difficulty – shook the image from his mind."

The Lady and the Tiger, by RLobinske (part 3): "'Hi, Hobbes,' she said to the stuffed animal on the sofa arm as she sat down. After taking a long drink, Daria closed her eyes and leaned back to rest. 'I've had a long day myself.' Without thinking, she placed one hand on the tiger as she drifted off. Sometime later, Daria became aware of purring. I didn't know Calvin had a cat she thought. She opened her eyes and saw her hand resting on a miniature tiger."

A QB Grows in Lawndale, by Kristen Bealer (part 9): "'Then you must not ever hear yourself talk,' Kevin said. He felt really warm, even to the point of sweating. 'When was the last time you ever did anything that worked out right?' 'Well, at one time I did a pretty good job of raising a successful football player,' Doug yelled, slamming his fist on the counter, 'but that ended up going straight to hell!' Something inside Kevin broke. 'You can go straight to hell, Dad!'"

Three Signals, by Arena del Sur (COMPLETE!): "It was 2 am, I offered her some coffee. Jane accepted so we went downstairs to the kitchen. And then, while we drank coffee, she started to ask questions. –Have you ever felt trapped in a maze?"

Tigresses of Lawndale, by taishigi (parts 3 - 5): "Daria looked unsure, so Quinn came over and said, 'I believe in you, too. It's your job to become a great script writer or whatever, so you can write stuff for me to star in.' Daria looked at Quinn, not believing even her sister could say such a thing. Then Quinn winked at her and stated, 'It is your destiny to write for me, young Morgendorffer.'" (Part 4) (Part 5)

Unnamed story (Iron Chef: Guilty Pleasures Redux), by RX-87 (COMPLETE!): "'Alright,' Daria said, conspiratorially as she helped Tad button up his shirt and wiped the creamy whiteness from her lips, 'Now remember not to tell your parents about this. It's our secret.'"

Unnamed story (Iron Chef - In the movies), by Greystar (COMPLETE!): "Sandi: Like Stay-seee, are you, stoned or stupid? You don't hack a bank across state lines from your house, you'll get nailed by the FBI. Where are your brains, in your ass, or something? Don't you know anything?"

Unnamed story (Iron Chef - In the movies), by SgtTrentLAne50 (COMPLETE!): "'Seriously, guys. What am I supposed to do?' Jane though a moment, then said, 'Kill your sister. You'll feel better.'"

"I need some chocolate. Unauthorized chocolate!"

2011-11-29T08:50:00.000-05:00

It's National Chocolates Day! Daria and Tom are celebrating courtesy of Quinn's admirers, and you can bet I'll do my part, as well! Might not want to tell Mrs. Johanssen about it, though. Her doctor would not approve.

Fandom News!

Don't forget to nominate for the 2011 Daria Fanworks Awards!

How is organized the American high school? ST91 wants to know.

Derek found a couple of girls who look familiar.

Talk about the election in Egypt in the thread.

HolyGrail2007 muses about describing "current" history.

Fans of The Nostalgia Critic discuss what they like about him.

Brittany may have been spotted in an episode of Batman Beyond!

Vukodlak posted a new Iron Chef in Creative Writing: Grandma's Trash freakout.

The Jodie Landon Experience

2011-11-27T12:30:00.000-05:00

Jimi Hendrix was born on this day in 1942. Jodie's alter ego of the late, great musician would probably give her parents at least one heart attack each, but doesn't she seem to be enjoying herself?

Daria canon gives us this anecdote about Hendrix, courtesy of Stan from "Speedtrapped":

Stan: Perhaps you fellows have heard of Jimi Hendrix.

Nick: You knew Hendrix?

Stan: You know how he played solos with his teeth?

Trent: You taught him that?

Stan: No, but one time when he broke a string, I drove him to the dentist.

I'm sure Stan was pulling that stuff out of thin air--when even Trent thinks you're full of it, you know you're a bad liar--but if he was going to make stuff up it seems like he could have come up with a more exciting story than that!

Hmm. I wonder if Stan ever met Joanna from "The Daria Hunter."

Fanfic Update!

Daria - Double Down, by neonhomer (parts 7 and 8): "Trent held the door open for Daria, and she followed Jane in, with Trent following Daria. Jane took two steps in, looked around, and something caught her eye. 'Oh no.' said Jane half aloud. Since Jane stopped short, Daria bumped into her, and then Trent bumped into Daria. 'What’s the...' Daria started, then she saw her. 'Damn.”' She said to herself. 'Janey?' said Trent, then he saw her. 'Whoa.... *two* Darias?'" (Part 8)

DW: The Many Doctors (Chapter 4) (Non-Daria), by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 1): "'This is strange,' Sabrina said. 'What is?' Sigrun asked after Daniel had left the room in a huff. She knew that she would win the arguement. 'The TARDIS is going beserk, usually the course changes are slight, but it is going all over the Milky Way!' Sabrina exclaimed. 'I suppose that there must be a reason?' Sigrun pondered. 'There has to be! The TARDIS can’t be doing it just for fun!'"

Getting It On (Crossovers Still Crossing Over), by Charles RB (COMPLETE!): "She'd thought she'd known this place. She still knew Charlie; him taking a class hostage wasn't that strange, not after Carlson. But the class weren't hostages, that was the strange and terrifying part. They were revelling in this."

I Burn For You (LLH 14.2), by Brother Grimace (COMPLETE!): "'Thanks for the tour of your city,' he said, raising his own glass. 'Sorry it didn’t end the way you would have liked – in your room at the sorority house, or at my hotel.' Several onlookers gasped – and a few that were already filming with cell-phone cameras smiled in triumph - as Anne threw her soda directly in Tom’s face. 'Consider that a disguise,' she said, setting her glass down and taking three ribs more for her trouble. 'Now, people will think you’re just a messy eater, instead of an asshole – or a coward.'" (Part 2)

It's A Holiday's Night, by peapotmaster (part 1): "'What kind of job you got me this time? 'The mall is looking for someone to be an elf in the Santa House this year, and,' Helen spoke, but was interrupted. 'Not again,' replied Daria."

Rude Awakening X-Tra: It's not war, It's Black Friday!, by DIsaac (COMPLETE!): "SANDI: Now company! The hour of our glory is near. In two hours the first store for Black Friday shopping will open. I have brought you here for your talents that will be need to win this day. All of the planing and studying will come down to a few brief second when you get that one product you want. Daria, Question?"

Tigresses of Lawndale (reposted), by taishigi (parts 1 and 2): "Vitale raised his hand to stop questions. 'Eric was seriously injured; at this time it is not clear how badly but it is not good for him no matter what. He will certainly never walk again; it is possible he will never even wake up.' Helen's hand flew to her face. 'His father is taking it hard. This, after two heart attacks . . . well, he decided he needed to take it easy. We are now again merely Vitale, Horowitz, Riordan and Schrecter albeit with a different Schrecter. Would you feel capable of taking over Eric's total case load, along with his associates and juniors? We feel you would be. The other partners would be taking over the rest of the work.'" (Part 2)

Tigresses of Summer (reposted), by taishigi (COMPLETE!): "'Oh, come on,' Jane pleaded, in the tone of voice that always worked on Trent, but which was usually far less effective on Daria. 'Instead of our normal drive-in attire, you want us to wear our moccasins or running shoes and cut-offs.' 'Yes.' 'And a halter top, which means no bra.' 'Yes!' 'Don't you think that would encourage the guys to explore, perhaps under the halter tops?' 'YES!'" (Part 6)

Here's Looking at You, Misery Chick!

2011-11-26T09:11:00.000-05:00

Daria and Trent's alter ego today is an homage to the film Casablanca, which premiered on this day in 1942. The film also got a brief reference in "Quinn the Brain," when Brittany accuses Kevin of being a "high school Casablanca!" I'm pretty sure she meant "casanova," but a ref is still a ref...as time goes by.

Also, happy birthday to the late Charles M. Schulz, who was born on this day in 1922. Schulz was the cartoonist who created the popular comic strip Peanuts, which inspired this little exchange from "Jake of Hearts":

Daria: Good grief.

Jane: It's lame deejays, Charlie Brown!

Fandom News!

ApolloIVtv is looking for advice on publishing Daria fanfiction.

Areal life Glitterberry drink is available in the UK. Watch out for Spirit Animals!

Check out the new Stupid Comment of the Day thread in Nick's Corner and add your nominations or comments.

The Daria Official Facebook page has linked to a fanfic. What does it mean for fandom?

The new movie The Muppets is out and Erin M. has posted his thoughts. How about you?

Any Stanley Kubrick fans out there? Which of his movies are your favorites?

Fans wish a happy 48th birthday to Doctor Who.

Gobble, Gobble!

2011-11-24T12:30:00.000-05:00

Happy Thanksgiving! Unless you live in a country where it isn't Thanksgiving, of course. The rest of us can stuff our faces until we fall asleep, aside from Quinn there, who (I'm guessing) pissed Daria off once too often.

Charles RB reminds me that Daria made a brief appearance in a Thanksgiving issue of the Beavis and Butt-head comic in 1994, in which she teaches the two the real meaning of Thanksgiving.

Okay, not really. But here's a list of Thanksgiving-related Daria fanfic that, even if it's not particularly meaningful, should be fairly entertaining. Enjoy!

Arrivals and Returns (Falling Into College), by RLobinske

Be Careful What You Wish For, by Angelinhel

Bitter Harvest (The Heather/Damsel Chronicles), by NightGoblyn

Daria Went Down to Georgia (Falling Into College), by RLobinske

For This, We're Thankful (Falling Into College), by RLobinske

Home for Thanksgiving (Falling Into College), by RLobinske

Meanwhile In..., by Wyvern337

Over the River and Through the Mood Swings, by Kristen Bealer

Pause in the Air and Thanks Giving, by The Angst Guy

Thanks, but no Thanks-giving, by Matt

Turkey Days, by Patrick Moore

Where Do We Go From Here? (Daria/Dorian) by LadieT

Just in Time for a Nutty Anniversary!

2011-11-23T08:22:00.000-05:00

Happy anniversary to the Daria Fandom Blog II! On this day four years ago, The Angst Guy posted the first entry on this very blog. Thanks, TAG! I've posted a penguin just for you. (I thought about going with the penguin from "I Loathe a Parade," but even I'm not that cruel.)

Today is also National Cashew Day! Jake Morgendorffer invites everyone to join him in celebrating, and reminds us that, "Now cashews, those are what the big guys eat...the CEOs!"

Last, but not least, today is the 48th anniversary of the first episode of Doctor Who. All the Who fans in Daria fandom should check out Yui Daoren's Doctor Who Gives A Damn, Galen "Lawndale Stalker" Hardesty's The House on Space-Time Lane, and Ranger Thorne's Lane Change series if they haven't already!

Fanfic Update!

Daria - Double Down, by neonhomer (part 6): "'I had this odd dream. Daria had a twin sister and she was here.' Quinn said as she poured herself a bowl of cereal. 'Quinn honey, it wasn’t a dream.' Said Helen. 'Gahhh!' said Quinn, who stopped pouring her cereal. 'What?'"

Legion of Lawndale Heroes: Volume Three (My Annual Thanksgiving Fanfic Release - 2011!), by Brother Grimace (parts 1 and 2): "The boy looked at Anne, looked his car over, and turned back to her. 'You’re a behavioral sciences major.' Anne flashed her smile once more. 'Film and television production – I’m a scriptwriter. I love police procedurals. I’m Anne.' She extended her hand, and the boy shook it. 'Tom. Tom Sloane.' 'Well, "Tom, Tom Sloane from out East" – you could show off your car to a poor little Midwest girl who’s taken a moment away from her books.'" (Part 2)

A New Set of Rules, by Dennis (part 22): "Finally, after what seemed like forever, the waiter brought the check. Watching Kevin struggle against all reason to thank 'mon-sewer,' Daria had a sudden insight. Once they were back in the car, she shared it with Kevin. 'So,' she said. 'Did you enjoy dinner?' 'Uh, yeah,' he said. 'It was, you know, I mean—' 'It was lousy.'"

No One Is To Blame (My Annual Thanksgiving Fanfic Release - 2011!), by Brother Grimace (parts 3 and 4): "A male voice, filled with mirth, spoke up. 'Not the smartest boy in the world.' 'Wrong again,' a female voice replied. “The problem is he’s too smart. He’s thinking instead of just jumping in... and she’s just letting him play out on the line before she takes control, and reels him in. I’ve seen it so many times before...'" (Part 4)

A QB Grows in Lawndale, by Kristen Bealer (part 8): "'Man,' Link said, sounding angry but not at Kevin, 'if it was my dad, I'd tell him where to go!' 'Yeah?' Kevin asked, not sure how to respond. 'Yeah!' Link's face was more animated than Kevin had ever seen him before. 'You know what you should do? You should go up to the jerk and tell him he's the one who's a loser!'"

Save the Last Trance for Me, by jtranser: "'For instance, one of my distant predecessors liked to throw out complicated riddles, filled with rewards and/or punishments, depending on the answers given.' 'Sort of like the Lady and the Tiger, right?' 'Actually, the Lady is sitting in the stands and there's a tiger behind each door.' 'So, the actual goal is to find the exit, right? Sounds more like Reality to me.' 'Doesn't it though?'"

Tigresses of Summer (reposted), by taishigi (parts 2 - 4): "'I'll be returning in ten weeks; it's not college yet,' Daria pointed out. 'Anyway, you used to send us away to that grisly Camp Grizzly.' 'I know, but to be honest, that was just to have a break. This, this is the first taste of the future . . . my little girl is almost grown and gone,' Jake admitted sadly. 'Dad, come on, Quinn's your little girl.' Jake shook his head. 'No, she's our princess; all girl, bouncy and cute and all that. But you, you're my little girl.'" (Part 3) (Part 4)

Unnamed story (Scenes no Daria fanfic should have: Last Friday Night!), by Ranger Thorne (COMPLETE!): "Much to Jane’s surprise, Daria was standing at the end of the sidewalk waiting for her. At least, that’s what Jane thought she was doing. But instead of looking toward Jane or her house, Daria was staring into the distance. 'So,' Jane asked, 'what’s new?' When music started playing Jane took a moment to look around. So she was a little surprised a moment later when Daria started to sing."

That Goth!

2011-11-21T13:32:00.000-05:00

Happy birthday to Marlo Thomas, born on this day in 1937 and portrayed on the right by (oddly) Andrea. Thomas starred in the TV show That Girl, and speaking of television, today is also World Television Day, in which we celebrate, um, television, I guess.

Fandom News!

Daria's boyfriend from "It's A Miserable Life" finally has a name!

European Daria fans are still waiting for their DVD release.

What do you think is the single funniest moment in Daria? Share your favorite quotes!

Do you use music streaming services? Kvltism wants to know your thoughts!

What can you come up with for a premise for a new Star Trek series?

GlitterShrooms posted a new Iron Chef in Creative Writing: Awkward/WTF Endings.

Sorry, O'Neill, but Inner Children Don't Count.

2011-11-20T09:13:00.003-05:00

Happy Universal Children's Day! Daria won't be celebrating, considering her stance of "I don't like kids. I didn't even like kids when I was a kid." Still, that's a couple of seriously cute children over there.

Also on this day, Daria appeared in the Beavis and Butt-head episode "U. S. History" in 1995. In it, we find that Daria is apparently a fan of conspiracy theories. Perhaps something she picked up from Sick, Sad World?

Fanfic Update!

The Author as a Lesbian, Season 3, by DeacBlue (COMPLETE!): "Daria smiled at Jen, then noticed that Jane was looking off to her left. 'Hey. Hey!' she said, bumping her girlfriend. 'I'm sorry, hon. It's just that guy was staring at me.' 'And I can see how that pains you. Let's go to the bathroom and give him someone else to obsess about.' Jane sighed. 'Okay.' Once they came back, Daria nudged Jane. 'Looks like he did.'"

Bits of a Star Gone Wrong (Crossovers Still Crossing Over), by SoCalledGoodeGuy: "When it hit, it was all sound and fury. ISA OV-234 Temeraire skewed madly, alarms shrieking and metal rending. For it’s unfortunate occupants, the weightless environment became a blizzard of loose objects and food packets as storage containers and the galley burst open under the punishment. Red emergency lights snapped on, painting the scene in crimson, dyeing the drops of blood in the air to ink."

Competition Kitten Cannon! (My Annual Thanksgiving Fanfic Release - 2011!), by Brother Grimace (COMPLETE!): "This is what’s so nice about Ostrich Day, Yaniv thought, unaware of his friend's passing distress. We get to invite people in to play, and don’t have to hide anything – not that many people are allowed on the grounds who don’t know, but still..."

Daria - Double Down, by neonhomer (part 5): "'Lynn? Is that you?' came the voice from somewhere in the house. 'No. It’s the tooth fairy.' Said Lynn. She paused for a second, then continued 'Yeah, it’s me.' 'Where did you wander off too?' 'I went to see an, uh, err, friend, I met online.' Said Lynn. Well, she wasn’t entirely lying."

Daria Morgendorffer, College Girl, by Boring Bricks (part 1): "Submerged, Daria watched the bubbles escape from her nose and float up to the surface. It had been a very busy week, having just done her English Lit exam. To her surprise, she actually found it quite challenging. Once she had done, Daria had herself puzzled, wondering, I really haven't got my A game on lately. Then she retreated back to her dorm room and went into her tub, a ritual that she'd been performing for almost a month now. Her baths have become the only time she was able to escape the busy college life, the exams and the notes, the only time she could able to hear herself think." (Part 2)

God Save The Esteem ep37: CSI Don't Care, by Charles RB (COMPLETE!): "'I was just wondering... umm... The person who hit you-' 'Oh wait, sorry Cin,' he said apologetically. 'If I tell the feds or anything, that’d be snitching. And that’s not cool!' 'I’m not a cop though.' 'Oh yeah. I guess it’s okay then! It was...'"

Hot Air Balloon Saga (SFMB), by Gum Wars: "It had been yeas since DARIA had ruined her parents with her hot air balloon plan. She had convinced her father that buying the baloon was a good idea, knowing he would run it into the ground and ruin them all."

The Lady and the Tiger, by RLobinske (part 2): "'So it's an "us" now,' Jane teased. Daria turned to face Jane. 'You're the one who desperately needs to get laid. How well did ten o'clock, move-in day go?' 'We don't talk about that.'"

A Matter of Retrieval (My Annual Thanksgiving Fanfic Release - 2011!), by Brother Grimace (COMPLETE!): "The lights in the room began to flicker and dim; to a man, the assembled group went silent – not out of fear, but in the calculating manner of a pack of wolves, coming to realize that other predators might be near, hungry for their prize, and determined to take it for themselves... 'Code Rival,' intoned the last speaker – an average-looking, bespectacled American. 'We need to move.'"

No One Is To Blame (My Annual Thanksgiving Fanfic Release - 2011!), by Brother Grimace (parts 1 and 2): "'Is there still a problem here?' Both young men turned to face Daria – her sudden re-appearance sending a slight murmur through the onlookers. Daria approached the two, her arms folded. 'I heard your discussion,' she said, stepping close to the two of them and giving both a stern look – a look that Tom shrank from, and which David Allen noticed with interest. 'Do you understand what I mean?'" (Part 2)

A QB Grows in Lawndale, by Kristen Bealer (parts 6 and 7): "'Andrea, right?' 'Yeah.' She glared at him and brushed a strand of black hair away from her face. 'Look, before you even say it, my lousy parents are making me work here to save money for college. Not that you'd understand anything about that.' 'Hey!' Kevin exclaimed, suspecting that he'd just been insulted. Then he paused. 'Wait, which part don't I understand?'" (Part 7)

Star Trek: Adventures on New Victoria – Trouble in the Gipps Sea (Non-Daria), by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 1): "'Miss Allenby?' the person said, in a strange accent that Kazza could not identify. She was sure that was to put her off guard, whilst she thought about it. 'Hi, to what do I have the pleasure?' she said. 'You don't fool me, Miss Allenby. We know that a member of the Q Continuum was warning you about something, most likely us, though we only have the audio of your side of the conversation,' the person said. Kazza could see that he had a poker face, he wasn't giving anything away..."

Tigresses of Summer (reposted), by taishigi (part 1): "'This is going to be my new look,' Jane stated firmly, before rounding on Daria. 'And you're assisting in the procedure.' 'I'm what?' Tom was equally surprised. 'You're not serious!' Jane's fierce look gave the other two a glimpse of her inner-tiger, and Tom at least was worried. Sensing weakness, Jane turned on him first. 'What do you mean? I thought you liked it!'"

Unnamed story (Iron Chef: Daria and Jane in your Home Town), by Chris Tucker (COMPLETE!): "The mid semester entrance of Jane Lane to the Hollowed Halls of BFAC was met with mostly indifference by the trustfund artfags. 'Ew! Scholarships? Pell grants? Student loans?' The Genuine Artfags, i.e., the gay and lesbian students at BFAC was much different. These were serious art students, looking to hone and develop their skill and talent. The recognition of a kindred spirit, although straight, led to invitations to all the best parties and meeting all the interesting people at BFAC."

Unnamed story (Iron Chef: Daria and Jane in your Home Town), by Dennis (COMPLETE!): "'I thought your said it would be just like Lawndale,' Jane said as she pulled up to the light. An Applebee's and a King Kullen covered one side of the street, while the other was dominated by the concrete railroad el that rose from a sea of parking lots. 'It is,' Daria said. 'Same rows of pre-fab homes, same shitty chain restaurants, same gas stations and bars and all the usual crap.'"

Unnamed story (Iron Chef: Daria and Jane in your Home Town), by J-D (COMPLETE!): "'What’s the deal with the writing on the road at all these street corners telling you which way to look when you cross? Is it a special service for stupid people?'"

Occuuuuuuult?

2011-11-18T14:28:00.000-05:00

It's Occult Day, which seems to be about seeking the truth that's hidden past the surface of every day life. I'm sure Tiffany is a great seeker of such wisdom.

Also, on this day last year in fanfic, Jacob Henri Morgendorffer was born to Quinn and, er, Quinn. Happy birthday to the most fashionable baby around!

Fandom News!

MJPollard wants to know if an RSS feed would be possible for the PPMB.

Post pictures of your neighborhood in a new thread!

cynigal is going to be traveling in Europe and wants to know who can meet her.

Posters remember Guy Payne in honor of his birthday. We miss you, Decelaraptor.

Share your favorite vacation destinations, either ones you've visited or ones you'd like to.

Daria was featured in a question on an episode of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

Ranger Thorne muses on the more mundane aspects of super-powered people.

"I can't take it anymore! I'm going on a hike!"

2011-11-17T07:55:00.000-05:00

Today is Take A Hike Day! DeMartino is observing the holiday with his usual...enthusiasm, so why not join him? Unless you're too busy hand-kneading some delicious oatmeal pumpkin seed loaf in honor of Homemade Bread Day. I won't tell Willow or Coyote if you decide to use the bread machine instead.

Fanfic Update!

The Author as a Lesbian, Season 3, by DeacBlue (parts 11 and 12): "When she came back down, she looked straight at her daughter. 'So what do you need, Daria?' Daria gave a Mona Lisa smile. 'Jane'll explain.' Jane smiled. 'Helen, we've loved living here with you, but we all have felt that we are squeezing your family a bit. We were wondering about any advice you'd have on maybe getting a place of our own?'" (Part 12)

The Beginning of Our Story, by ST91 (part 8): "'Me too. Jane I know that we know only a few hours but I think that could work between us so ... want to be my girlfriend?' 'Your girlfriend? So let’s see a little bit: I just met a guy, cute, smart, sarcastic, and that kiss really well ...' 'Don’t forget martial arts expert.'"

Daria - Double Down, by neonhomer (parts 2 - 4): "'What is it Daria? I’m really busy.' Helen said as she didn’t even look up from her notepad. 'It’s about my sister...' started Daria. 'What has Quinn done now?' 'No, my *other* sister.'" (Part 3) (Part 4)

God Save The Esteem ep37: CSI Don't Care, by Charles RB (part 5): "'You think the Morgue’s been hijacked?' Tom had taken the call and made Daria very happy by understanding the situation without interrupting her, pointing out flaws, or being Quinn. 'It’s a cunning plan. Take it away from the public, then provide access to all the notes for a fee – and at this school, that’s a big fee in the same way the Grand Canyon is a big hole.'"

In My World, by 45Ranger (part 9): "'So girls, how was your first day?' Quinn spoke up first. 'It was pretty good. I met some nice people to start off. They’ve made me Vice-President of the Fashion Club. I was also offered a spot on the Pep Squad without an audition, but I told them I had already made one commitment, let me balance that with my academics and see how that works out. By the way Daria, Sandi wanted me to extend an invitation to you, on her behalf, to join as well. She’d like to talk to you tomorrow if you have the time. If not I invited them over after school tomorrow.'"

LLH Mini - Hacking, by Roentgen (COMPLETE!): "'I do...things.' Dynell smiled. 'What kind of things?' Kendra asked. 'Or better yet - what kind of things will we be doing?' 'I'll be asking for your assistance on a highly-individualized set of activities that fall under no specific category. Some mundane. Some fascinating. Some tedious. And some...very dangerous.' Kendra and Chadni exchanged looks. 'If you're interested,' Dynell said. All five girls looked at each other. 'Oh yeah,' Gwen said. 'I'm interested.'"

My Little Phantom Daria with Princess Peach! (Crossovers Still Crossing Over), by OverlordMikey (COMPLETE!): "Daria looks at Jane [Daria] beside her 'This has to be a dream.' 'I don’t know Amiga- try punching me! If it’s a dream I’ll know - if not it’s drug.' The scene flashes to Jane being punched by Daria who stands over her with a malicious grin. Before flashing back to the two standing before Princess Peach [Mario]. 'That’d explain the mushroom men.'"

A QB Grows in Lawndale, by Kristen Bealer (part 5): "Kevin fidgeted in his chair as he looked around the nearly empty room. It was the day before Thanksgiving, and almost all of the kids had gone home right after school for the holiday weekend. Except for one. Ten minutes earlier, the boy had dragged himself into the gym and dropped into a seat on the other side of the room, dropping his bookbag on the floor at his feet as he slumped forward and stared at the floor. He hadn't moved or said anything since."

Quinn Spirit Detective, by Reven384 (part 3): "Botan grabbed her hand and started dragging her through town. Quinn started to feel nauseous when she saw where they were. They ended up at Sandi Griffin’s house. Botan couldn’t be serious. 'You want me to help her after all the vicious things she’s said about me. The girl has practically wished for me to die. After the way she treated Stacy you want me to help her!' Quinn yelled."

Unnamed story (Iron Chef: Daria and Jane in your Home Town), by Roentgen (COMPLETE!): "'Well Jane,' Daria said, 'what do you think about Atlanta?' 'Don't do it,' Jane said. 'Sure they've got the Braves, but it's a third-rate symphony.' 'Oh, so you saw the same Futurama episode? What do you really know?'"

Unnamed story (Iron Chef: Daria and Jane in your Home Town), by RX-87 (COMPLETE!): "'I dunno. I mean, that art gallery was pretty crazy. Even the lobby. I kept expecting a sandworm to come up out of it and devour me. Hey, before we go in, I wanna make sure I know which street Bloor is. I know we gotta go further west on it from here to get to the club where Trent's playing tonight.' Jane said as they approached the museum steps. 'I think it's the one up here...' Daria said as they walked north, 'Yeah, see, there's the street sign and-oh my god.'"

Unnamed story (Iron Chef: Daria and Jane in your Home Town), by Staren (COMPLETE!): "Quinn looked at her parents incredulously. 'What do you mean there's no beach!? This supposed to be Key West Florida!' she whined."

Unnamed story (Iron Chef: Daria and Jane in your Home Town), by tafka (COMPLETE!): "Daria looked at Jane incredulously. 'It’s not even a paddlesteamer. You know, the thing this town is known for. The entire point of us coming here in the first place.' Jane just shrugged. 'Look, how was I to know that they’d actually be popular, or that you had to book them weeks in advance? This was the only one with any tickets left, let alone enough for your family. Although, now that it has left the docks, I’m beginning to see why.'"

Like, Save the Planet. Or Whatever.

2011-11-15T13:37:00.000-05:00

It's America Recycles Day, and Sandi reminds everyone that mixing plastic and glass recycling is a definite fashion "don't." Although whose jacket makes them look like a Hefty bag now?

While you're throwing things out, keep in mind that this is also Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day! What's that red stuff? Cranberry juice? Cherry soda? Do we even want to know?

Fandom News!

For the astronomy fans out there: Jupiter (and other stargazing)!

Brother Grimace wonders if you have ever heard of 'Moff's Law'?

Five reasons Daria should come back instead of Beavis and Butt-head. What are your thoughts?

And speaking of B&B and other MTV animation, there's a new show in the works!

How many music formats have you outlived?

Discuss the new TV series Prophets of Science Fiction, as well as the finer points of science fiction itself.

A Doctor Who remake is coming, so prepare for the worst!

Erin M. reviews--and highly recommends--Clue: The Mini-Series.

Scissors MacGillicutty posted a new Iron Chef: Daria and Jane in your Home Town.

Well, Ms. Li Did Once Mention a Brief Career as a Dancer!

2011-11-14T08:43:00.000-05:00

Happy birthday to the late Louise Brooks, who was a dancer, model, showgirl, silent film actress, and inspiration for Ms. Li's alter ego on the left. Born in 1906, Brooks also popularized the bobbed hairstyle that Jane herself sports on Daria.

Today is also World Diabetes Day, and Mr. O'Neill and Jane Lane have this advice to share:

Mr. O'Neill: You know what they say, a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.

Jane: Not if you're diabetic.

Fanfic Update!

The Author as a Lesbian, Season 3, by DeacBlue (part 10): "Jen was on the other end of the line. 'Jane! We're all in jail and we need help!' 'Jail? Why are you in jail?' Well, we were on our way to Fremont, and apparently Max swerved across the line a couple of times. We got pulled over, and they gave us a ticket.' 'Hell, if they just gave you a ticket, why are you in jail?' 'Because we're out of state. They want us to pay up right away, and none of us have a hundred dollars on us. We were figuring to be paid at the gig.'"

Be Careful What You Wish For, by Doggieboy (part 3): "Mike looked around at the food and rubbed his belly in anticipation. 'I’m glad that we came here, too,' he said. 'Now this is a party.' Scarlett and Tan turned towards him quickly, while John said, 'No! Don’t say it!' Almost instantly, all clothing vanished from view and every single person in the building appeared to be completely naked. 'Too late,' Tan said, her voice choked. 'Look down!'" (SFMB)

Boxing Ms. Morgendorffer, by Chris Tucker: "With Jane's ever improving carpentry skills, she proved to be a very able assistant, and the work progressed rapidly until Friday night... 'You know what? I think it's finished.'"

Cleveland Esteemsters (Scenes no Daria fanfic should have: Last Friday Night!), by Smijey (COMPLETE!): "'Well, girls, here we are on our first day in Ohio!' Jake cheerfully said to his daughters as they drove to school. 'You do know what this town is famous for, right, Dad?' Daria asked."

Crossing Stars, by Silver: "'Might want to try that a little faster,' Mack griped. 'They're in dogfight range, and we're taking hits.' Daria hit the button on her armrest. 'Jane, please tell me you have a way to reinforce the shields.' 'Not unless you want to slow down,' came the even reply from the speaker. Daria swore."

Daria - Double Down, by neonhomer (part 1): "She logged in to Thunderbird to check her email. The usual spam, an email reminded for the upcoming Sick Sad World marathon on Christmas eve, and a email from a unknown person. 'Probably trash.' She said to herself as she went to hit the Delete key, until she read the subject... 'Looking for Daria Morgendorffer'. Looking for? Her email address WAS her name. She read on..."

First Day of Summer, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 2): "Daria looked at the Dega L’dale Gothic Magazine building as she and Jane approached it. It was a well-kept building that dated from the early 1930’s and still had much of its Art Deco looks. 'You called ahead while we were at the Mall, didn’t you?' she asked. 'You know me too well.' Daria sighed."

Five Minutes to Midnight, by untra (parts 13 - 16): "'I miss you, every day,' Jane said. 'I decided to come just this once, to see how you are doing.' 'Jane. Please stop this. Stop seeing me. My life is finally getting back on track. I...' 'Trent, I-' 'I DON'T NEED THIS RIGHT NOW JANE!' Trent suddenly yelled." (Part 14) (Part 15) (Part 16)

God Save The Esteem ep37: CSI Don't Care, by Charles RB (parts 3 and 4): "An intelligent, sneaky person that was hip to Lawndale’s social interactions and rules would know how to play this investigation. They’d find one of the suspects, integrate themselves using their own rep and popularity, make up a story, spin it out a bit, offer something to something while intending nothing. But Cindy had become Queen Bee because everyone else in the running had poisoned so many wells that the county was importing bottled water from another country. So she just went up to Joey and said: 'Hey, Joey, do you know the guy who gives out test results?'" (Part 4)

Healing at Hogwart's, by DeacBlue (COMPLETE!): "Jane sat down beside Daria on her bed. They had been talking a bit, and Daria was shaking like a leaf. 'If something had happened to Quinn tonight, something worse...' Daria said. Jane nodded. 'I know.' 'No, I don't think you do. I-I ... I was out of my mind, I ... I did things I can't even...' Daria took a deep breath. 'It won't happen again, I promise. No more spells. I'm finished.'"

A QB Grows in Lawndale, by Kristen Bealer (part 4): "Kevin couldn't stop looking at the penguin. He was pretty sure it wasn't supposed to wobble like that, and he was starting to think the head might break off and hurt someone. Normally he'd never have noticed something like that, but his time as the Safety Guy had taught him to notice stuff that wasn’t safe. And that parade float was definitely not safe."

Questions Asked Questions Answered & Pizza w/ Jane, by Lord Yellowtail (epilogue): "Jane had always deserved better when she was alive. The universe’s inability to leave her in peace now left Question staring out into the endless black gulf at the edge of her formidable patience. She wouldn’t say it, but she was glad the Girl Scout had invited herself along. If Question had been left to her own devices, especially in the wake of her mother and ... Eric ... there was a strong possibility she might have done something ... stupid."

Quinn's Code 04: Geekery at the Mega-Mall, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (COMPLETE!): "'Sandi, I think you could have handled that confrontation better,' Tori said. 'Oh, Really? What do you mean?' Sandi asked, annoyed at Tori. 'You didn't act like the mature teenager you are, you acted more like either of your brothers would have,' Tori said. Sandi stared at Tori. Stacy slid down in her seat."

Quinn Spirit Detective, by Reven384 (part 2): "'Okay let’s get down to business,' Koenma said pulling out an egg, 'This egg will be the key to your revival. It will hatch a spirit beast that will either bring you back to life or eat your soul depending on what kind of person you are.' Quinn paled remembering all the boys she milked for everything they were worth. She remembered the shoddy way she treated her family. Certainly she was no saint, but she didn’t think she deserved to have her soul eaten."

Rude Awakening Ep.9: Join The Club, by DIsaac (part 8): "SANDI: It's serious. Quinn and Jeffy aren't talking. STACY: Let's just assume we are being great best friends by doing nothing and staying out of the way. SANDI: But what kind of friends would we be? TIFFANY: (under her breath) Not a bunch of nosy stuck up bitches that's love meddling in the affairs of a friend when it's totally not need! SANDI: What? TIFFANY: Whhhhaaaaatttttt? SANDI: Nevermind."

Unnamed story (IC: What would Lawndale be like if...), by Greystar (COMPLETE!): "Jake - That's not what I meant... necessarily. (turns radio off) The point is, the first day at a new school is bound to be difficult... (Daria empties the tic-tacs into the pill bottle.) Daria - (shakes pill bottle) Only if word that you blew up the last one gets there first. Jake – Uh... yeah. Where was I? Oh, yeah..."

Unnamed story (Iron Chef: Kitchen Clone Wars), by Roentgen (COMPLETE!): "[SCENE: Li now appears before a live audience of Lawndale High Students, which seem to be surrounded by gun-toting armed guards. They applaud as if their safety depends on it. Li is dressed in a pantsuit that Liberace threw away for being too tacky and over-the-top.] LI: But which of my cooks - my Iron Chiefs - will bring honor to Lllllllawndale High? I SUMMON THE IRON CHIEFS!"

Un-sureness, by roguebert (part 3): "'So...' Jane began. 'What’s up with you? You’re, like, a million miles - or at least two dimensions away.' She paused waiting for a response. 'You were right there with us until about half way through dinner. I seems like when I came back from the bathroom...' she broke off, not exactly knowing how to finish that sentence. In a TV-New York-tough guy accent, 'You know, relative or no, if that Amy-dame said something to offend... the boys and me can have a word...'"

Untitled Batgirl Story (Non-Daria), by Chris Tucker (COMPLETE!): "Six weeks later, I found him. I watched him shoot and kill a prostitute. Found out her name was Christy. She was 14. I was too late to stop him, but I got the gun that MAY have killed my parents. I also shot that cop. By accident as we struggled for control of the gun. That's the only reason I'm alive right now and being hunted by every cop in the 14th and there's no way I can make it to safety in the 15th."

Pizza and Art...It's Jane Lane's Perfect Combination!

2011-11-12T09:25:00.000-05:00

Today is National Pizza with Everything (except Anchovies) Day! Pull up a slice at the Pizza Prince, but watch out for that extra quart of grease they added to the recipe. The Fashion Club will probably have their usual Pizza with Nothing (except Cheese) special.

Happy birthday to the late sculptor Auguste Rodin, born on this day in 1840. Rodin is known for three things related to Daria fandom. First, Daria speculates to Jane whether or not Steve Taylor's Lawn Jockey with Lantern is the original Rodin or a forgery in the episode "Art Burn." Also, one of Rodin's most famous works, The Thinker, appears to be the figure on Daria's Dian Fossey Award for Dazzling Academic Achievement in the Face of Near-Total Misanthropy trophy. Finally, the sculptor's legacy plays an important role in The Angst Guy's fanfic Forgotten But Not Gone.

Fandom News!

Sup?

Dervish is having problems with her mouse.

untra is looking for a good example of poisoning the well in Daria.

A real life Esteemsters episode has been located on a blog!

A reference to Daria has been spotted in a new Beavis and Butt-head episode!

What are your thoughts on rebooting Star Wars? Warning: nerdrage!

Is anyone watching Good Vibes? Post about it in the thread!

Staren is looking for any takers on beta reading something pretty odd.

jtranser posted a new Iron Chef: Kitchen Clone Wars.

A Day for Remembrance

2011-11-11T05:00:00.000-05:00

Today is Veterans Day, Armistice Day, and Remembrance Day, depending on what part of the world you live in. They all mean the same thing, though: today we remember those who served their country and died in battle. Thank you to all veterans out there--your service means a great deal to us all.

Brother Grimace wrote a fanfic, A Special Day for the Colonel, that seems appropriate to this day. It was written as a tribute to the U. S. Marine Corps, which was formed 236 years ago yesterday.

psychotol wrote another fanfic, How Patriotic, that takes place on this holiday.

This is also the anniversary of the birth of George S. Patton, born on this day in 1885. Mack is shown on the left as the controversial general, as he salutes the brave men and women who have given their lives in service.

Invent Yourself Some Freedom!

2011-11-09T13:02:00.000-05:00

Hey, everybody! It's Inventors' Day! Inventor Mack is mixing us up some refreshments to celebrate, but in the meantime let's all see if we can come up with anything as creative as Andrew Landon's folding coffee cup.

Today is also World Freedom Day, which sounds kind of vague but is apparently about celebrating the fall of the Berlin Wall and victory over Communism. I couldn't find anything that said whether or not the Communists in question were atomic, but we can celebrate all the same. I wonder what the Holiday Island version of World Freedom Day is like?

Fanfic Update!

111 Howard Drive (IC: What If The Lanes Weren't Wanderers?), by RX-87 (COMPLETE!): "'Well, here it is,' the dark-haired girl said as she pointed to the moldering ruin with a plump, babyish finger, 'Casa Lane.' 'Cool...' the redhead cooed, grasping the ankh around her neck absently, 'It certainly looks like a haunted house. What's the story on it? And what the heck is that in the yard?' 'Some kinda sculpture,' the dark-haired girl said as she started down the house's front walkway, 'The family who used to live here, the parents were artists. At least they used to be.'"

Antiestablishmentarian Hikers, by Lawndale Skulker: "Noting Quinn's darkening red face and protruding eyes, Jake tapped Helen on the shoulder and said, 'Helen. Don't kill Quinn, honey. Let Quinn breathe, dear.' Either Quinn's struggling, Jake's words, or his trying to pull her arms apart registered on Helen, and she relaxed her grip. Quinn bent over, rested her hands on her knees, and took a deep, gasping breath. 'Oh, Quinn, I'm sorry!' Helen cried, and would have hugged her again had not Quinn ducked behind Jake."

The Author as a Lesbian, Season 3, by DeacBlue (part 9): "Jake stood up, raised his fist, growled, 'Why, those lousy, no good -' He looked to his left, where his hand had suddenly fallen to his waist. 'Hey, you know, it's the darndest thing, I can't feel my arm!' With that, he crumpled to the ground. Amid the cries of 'Jakie!' and 'Daddy!' Jen almost dived to the floor. As she pulled Jake straight, she yelled at Daria, 'Call 911!' Feeling at his carotid, she let out a sigh. 'Got a pulse!' She then put her cheek next to his mouth. 'No Breath!'"

A Family Together (IC: What If The Lanes Weren't Wanderers?), by OverlordMikey (part 1): "Jane turned to a young man. He was fairly well groomed, his face shaved, his hair styled, and clean tidy clothes. Despite his conventional appearance Jane knew he understood her. 'Hey Trent, you back from school already. They kick you out or you just visiting.' 'Funny,' Trent said as he sat beside her. 'I drove down here because your letter made it sound like something was bugging you-'"

Five Minutes to Midnight , by untra (parts 10 - 12): "I was a little nervous about the concert on Saturday, but I was mostly just afraid my anxiety would kick in and make the experience miserable. Jane reassured me it would be like attending a movie; dark, loud and crowded. People would be standing up, and alcohol would be served. Worst case scenario would be if the anxiety kicked in, and I spent the night sitting in the corner, trying not to scream out in desperation. Best case scenario would be I have fun." (Part 11) (Part 12)

God Save The Esteem ep37: CSI Don't Care, by Charles RB (parts 1 and 2): "'I WOULD threaten to give EVERYONE an F unless the guilty party came FORWARD, but this RANCID PIT you’ve made of a school is on a KNIFE-EDGE and can’t afford ANOTHER academic scandal! SO! Instead, there’s ANOTHER test tomorrow and I’ll be looking VERY suspiciously at anyone with WILDLY DIFFERENT results... and anyone I JUST DON’T LIKE.' 'Got Kevin coming and going,' muttered Jane." (Part 2)

In My World, by 45Ranger (part 8): "'I’d like to see some of your work. That is, if you don’t mind.' Daria glanced sharply at Jane, whose eyes widened. 'I’m sorry. Forget I asked. That was rude.' Hearing fear in Jane’s voice and seeing it on her face, and guessing its cause, Daria spoke to reassure her. 'It’s okay. I’m not offended. I thought you were joking. To be honest you’re the first person who’s shown any interest in a long time. Maybe we could trade. My family doesn’t like reading the poetry and short stories and they just don’t get the spy stuff. I don’t blame them. It’s just not their thing.'"

The Lady and the Tiger, by RLobinske (part 1): "The size of a large Maine Coon cat, the striped feline stretched with great vigor and then jumped over to the sofa to look over the back at his human. 'The first girl to show up was cute. Are you going to see her some more?' Hobbes asked. Scooping empty soda cans and chip bags into a plastic bag, Calvin said, 'As long as you don't scare her off.'"

A Normal Family (IC: What If The Lanes Weren't Wanderers?), by ST91 (COMPLETE!): "'So Jane, I have spoken to you about my family. Now it's your turn to spill the beans: What dark secrets hide the Lane family?'"

A QB Grows in Lawndale, by Kristen Bealer (parts 2 and 3): "'Well, stop fighting.' 'Make us!' jeered Pummeler. Kevin shrugged. Plan B, he decided. One of the teachers came running as the sound of anguished squeals filled the gym. 'What are you doing?' she exclaimed to Kevin, who now held a boy's neck under each arm. 'It's, like, extreme mentoring,' he replied." (Part 3)

Quinn's Code 04: Geekery at the Mega-Mall, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 6): "'Well, well. If it isn't like, the Geekendorffer!' Sandi said as she approached, with the rest of the Fashion Club behind her. 'Of course she would be here!' Quinn said. 'Murphy's Law and all.'"

Quinn Spirit Detective, by Reven384 (prologue and part 1): "The boy resumed kicking the ball. Quinn shook her head and continued home. She needed to get the gold card from her mom, so she could buy some new shoes. The kid kicked the ball in the road at the same time a car was recklessly zooming towards the kid." (Part 1)

It's a Kitchen Sink Blog Post!

2011-11-08T08:43:00.001-05:00

We've got something for everyone today! Not only is it Young Readers Day, which Daria observed for most of her childhood, but it's also Cook Something Bold and Pungent Day. Jake's going to get right on that with his Kitchen Sink Stew! Finally, today happens to be Dunce Day as well, so we won't be leaving out Kevin and Brittany, either.

It's also a major day for birthdays: Margaret Mitchell, author of Gone With the Wind, was born on this day in 1900. Her book inspired not one but two alter egos as well as several canon references within the show. Bram Stoker was also born on November 8, in 1847, but Sandi continues to insist that his name is Brad. Finally, Hermann Rorschach was born in this day in 1884. Without him, there would have been no Rorschach tests and therefore no herds of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains.

Fandom News!

There might be proof that Brittany and Kevin both exist in real life!

Post your idea for the shortest...movie...ever.

LadieT posted a new Iron Chef: What If The Lanes Weren't Wanderers?

A new discussion started in the Golden Oldies forum: Erin Mills - More Than Meets The Eye.

Fall Back!

2011-11-06T15:25:00.000-05:00

In those areas that observe it, Daylight Saving Time ended earlier today. That means the clocks got set back one hour, giving us all one extra hour of sleep. Daria, I'm sure, is grateful for that.

Fanfic Update!

Be Careful What You Wish For (SFMB), by Doggieboy (part 2): "'We’ll see him and Tan tomorrow night,' Scarlett said. 'He wants us involved in his next wish. Maybe we can be a positive influence over him.' John sighed as he turned onto a highway. 'I hope so,' he said and glanced at Scarlett. 'I really don’t like the thought of what he could have that genie do when he’s too excited.'" (PPMB)

The Beginning of Our Story, by ST91 (part 7): "'Elizabeth , I swear it to you. Now please tell me why you do not want to get glasses.' There were a few seconds of silence and then the girl said: 'Because I'm afraid'"

Daria and Whiskers, by Doggieboy (COMPLETE!): "Daria Morgendorffer shuffled under the thick blue comforter and hummed in her sleep from the warmth. Her breathing was smooth and she was not yet in a snoring mode The ticking of the alarm clock was soft; the blue neon numbers filled the room with a very soft light."

Five Minutes to Midnight - 11:56, by untra (parts 7 - 9): "'Daria, the Bible club was going to have a friendly ice cream social to invite new members, and I was wondering if you would-' 'No.' 'Please Daria?' Quinn begged. 'You're so alone all the time, and I'm concerned about-' 'Don't pity me Quinn. It kills me a little when you take pity on me.'" (Part 8) (Part 9)

The Hallowed Halls of Fielding, by Roentgen (part 106): "'Ahem. Young Thomas, Miss Daria Morgendorffer and I cordially invite you to an exclusive club. A club so exclusive that there are only two people in it, and we propose that you become the third.' Tom raised one eyebrow. 'Gooooooo onnnnnnnn....'"

Homeless Daria Episode 4: Cafe Dispossessedo, by RX-87 (part 3): "'Interesting...' Daria fumed, 'More so even than threats of police brutality and the prospect of landing in Juvenile Hall.' 'Hey, you think that's brutality you ain't seen shit,' the cop laughed sardonically, 'You should see what they do to kids like you way down south of the border where my family came from.'"

Lawndale and Sandi Griffin’s Genie (Chapter 6), by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 1): "'And then what? We find the person who has the emerald. What happens then?' Stacy asked. 'We keep an eye on them, ensure that they don’t wish for anything that would be detrimental to Lawndale as a whole,' Samara said. 'Good plan,' Stacy said."

A QB Grows in Lawndale, by Kristen Bealer (part 1): "Brittany glared at him. 'Yes, it does! My Kevvy is a football leader of men. My Kevvy wouldn't let the whole team down. My Kevvy wouldn't let Lawndale become a loser town!' She walked away, and for just a moment Kevin thought about calling her back. Then he remembered what he'd said to Mack just minutes before. They look up to me. He thought about the football team, and then he thought about all those kids. He made up his mind. 'Sorry, Mack Daddy,' he said as he turned his attention back to his friend. 'I've just gotta do this, you know?'"

Unnamed story (Iron Chef (SC): The Hootenanny), by Gouka Ryuu and ST91 (parts 2 and 3): "'Wow, for such a sleaze-bag, who knew Upchuck had such a good singing voice?' Commented Jane, actually looking rather intrigued. 'The voice of an angel, the mentality of a dog in heat.' Commented Daria idly, not really caring. Jane was just about to comment when there was a yell. 'NOOOOOO!! KILL ME INSTEAD! I CAN'T LIVE THROUGH IT AGAIN!'" (Part 3)

Bollocks!

2011-11-05T09:26:00.001-04:00

Today is Guy Fawkes Night! It commemorates the day Guy Fawkes did not blow up the House of Lords, which seems unfair. I didn't blow up the House of Lords, either, but no one named any holiays after me! Ah, well. Celebrate the day with lots of fireworks or, if that's not your thing, by playing in a hiphop-punk-electronica band. Your choice.

This is also the birthday of Lynn Cullen, the controversial character from The Look Alike Series. Love her or hate her, you can't deny that the series had an impact on fandom.

Fandom News!

Share your thoughts on the changing seasons, but be warned: thread drift in progress!

Feeling poetic? Join in the haiku thread!

Ever wonder what happened to the elephant whose foot is in Steve Taylor's trophy room? We've got good news!

Arena del Sur is looking for advice and reflections about second chances in relationships.

Daria Triumphant? Explore the trope in a new discussion.

Do you enjoy The Rocky Horror Picture Show? If so, share your experiences and suggestions in the thread!

What would you recommend for good movie remake ideas?

Here comes another blast from the past: Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego? is being made into a live-action film!

neonhomer needs advice about getting started in fan fiction.

Vote in the poll to decide what story RLobinske should work on next.

Charles RB started a new Iron Chef: Witch Amelia.