Beep!

I hope Upchuck decides to celebrate National Inane Answering Message Day again this year, because his previous entries, as recorded in The Daria Diaries, were classics:

"This is Charles. I can't come to the phone right now, because I am occupado. I could tell you what I am doing, but let's not ruin the mystery. At the tone, leave your name, number, and the time you called, and I will get back to you as soon as I can tear myself away from my life of intrigue, about which I cannot be specific, lest I put both my life and yours in danger."

"No, no...not now, girls! This is Charles Ruttheimer the Third, and you have reached my answering machine...please, ladies, patience!...speak clearly at the tone and...I'm on my way, my dears!...they so hate to be kept waiting...anyway, I'll get back to you as soon as possible...if this is an emergency, well, so is a woman on fire!"

"You have successfully contacted the underground grotto of The Ruttheimer Group, currently engineering our secret plan to achieve world domination by the year 2010. If you would like to know more about our plans to gain global control of mass media, subjugate the military forces of every nation on Earth, and install Charles Ruttheimer the Third as supreme ruler of all humankind, please leave your name and address at the beep, and we will send you an informative brochure and a free bumper sticker."

On a less amusing note, it was on this day in 2011 (the year after the Ruttheimer Group took over the world) that "Daria" made a guest appearance on Robot Chicken. While I feel obligated to mention it as being relevant to the fandom, the less said about it the better.

Fanfic Update!

• The Betrothed, by easmith (parts 3 and 4): "For what felt like the tenth time, Dylan checked the room number against the one written on the back of the photograph." (Part 4)


• A Different Morgendorffer, A Different Sloane, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (prologue): "It was stormy in Lawndale. Two teenage girls were braving the elements as they climbed up the Big Strawberry."


• Parting Gift, by Rémi (part 1): "Of all the persons that Jane Lane could have expected to see at her front door that evening, Quinn Morgendorffer was probably the last."


• Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (part 21): "The party at the First-class dining hall of that night had been the very best of the journey so far."

Popping In For a New Blog Post

Daria's celebrating Pop Art Day by showing off her new masterpiece...or is Jane celebrating by being her own new masterpiece? It's exactly the kind of thought-provoking tour-de-force that any pop artist would love to produce!

While not a pop artist, it's worth mentioning that today is the anniversary of Jackson Pollock's birth in 1912. I recommend celebrating by attending a school dance in his honor, and bonus points if you and another student get into a one-sided fistfight in the parking lot.

Let's also wish Aunt Amy a happy National Amy Day, and hope that she's celebrating with another tropical vacation. Of course, the best part of any vacation is rubbing her sister's nose in it, so don't forget the postcard!

Fandom News!

• Please remember to vote for your favorite Written Works and Visual Works!


• R.I.P., Melanie.


• Check out the logo for Jodie.


• wouter describes the biggest train wreck in a well known comic book series.

Ya Call That a Cynic?

Daria's taking a little trip down under for Australia Day, and with the cold weather in the Northern Hemisphere right now I don't blame her one bit. I do caution her to watch out for the dangerous wildlife, or as they call it in Australia, the wildlife.

Maybe Jake and Helen will join her, so that they can enjoy some quality time together for Spouse’s Day! Of course, we've already seen that planned trips never really work out for them, so better luck next time?

It's just as well for Helen, who would never take the time off anyway. In fact, she's most likely celebrating National Fun at Work Day as we speak!

Fanfic Update!

• The Betrothed, by easmith (parts 1 and 2): "'I saw her again last night.' Dylan paused, the phrase tickling at the back of his mind. 'That’s from a song, isn’t it?'" (Part 2)


• Katie Huegel, by Meester_Lee (part 5): "Jane went into her kitchen that evening to make dinner for one. Trent was over at Monique’s: they’d reconciled again and they were doing whatever they were doing there."


• A Slip, by fridaythesavage (COMPLETE!): "'You know, Morgendorffer, you seem to have changed your attitude lately,' said Jane over an afterschool pizza."


• This is Not America, by ladyevil (part 4): "'And here come the rest of them.' Jane said as she and Daria sat on a small hill overlooking the pond in the park. The Fashion Club gathered to do their community service."


• Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (part 20): "Captain Edward Smith never quite liked when the ocean looked like this at night."

May I Compliment You on Your Beer and/or Peanut Butter?

Quinn is passing along some flattering comments to her very favorite person on Compliment Day, which for her is every day. As Daria once pointed out, it's very hard not to compliment her.

You could take the opportunity to compliment Kevin on his recycling skills in honor of Beer Can Appreciation Day, because it takes real skill to crush those cans on one's forehead. You could also compliment Ms. Barch's ex-husband on his beer can collection, but don't let Barch hear you say it!

For those of you who aren't interested in compliments or beer, there's always National Peanut Butter Day! Take a page from Trent's book and let some peanut brittle hijack your brain. Just don't sit on any sandwiches, unless you'd like to get up close and personal with a bee.

Fandom News!

• Don't forget to vote in the Daria Fanworks Awards for Written Works and Visual Works.


• Discuss past drama in Daria fandom.


• Share what you had for dinner.

Brrrrrr!

Seems it's long past time for someone to invite Daria to celebrate Come in From the Cold Day! Still, better late than never. Daria, please come warm up--physically, at least, not personality-wise.

Given the extreme cold weather currently afflicting much of the United States, I suppose this alter ego is not quite as far-fetched as it might seem. To any fellow Daria fans in the path of the cold and snow, please stay safe and warm!

In fact, perhaps Jake can speed up the process by observing National Hot Sauce Day...in moderation. He wants his daughter warm, not with her taste buds burned to a crisp.

Finally, some good news for Mrs. Johansen because it's National Polka Dot Day and she can wear her favorite outfit again. Never mind what Quinn says about vertical stripes!

Sandi's Looking Especially Fowl Today

Yes, Sandi, everyone is paying attention to you for Penguin Awareness Day, but it's not the attention you think it is. It's not because you look particularly stylish, although that tuxedo is pretty sharp. No, it's because everyone is wondering why you let Dr. Shar go full-on Dr. Moreau. It's...terrifying.

I suggest shaking off that horrific image and enjoying National Cheese Lover Day instead. Jake might even dust off his squirrel impression and declare "Gimme cheese! I want cheese!"

I hope Upchuck knows that it's not only National Charlie Day, but National DJ Day as well! He should go put on some tunes, especially because if he's manning the DJ booth then he can't interact with anyone.

Fandom News!

• Voting is open for the Daria Fanworks Awards: Written Works and Visual Works.


• muireannwolfsbane wonders, what if one of Jake's siblings was disabled?

I Hope They Got Her Good Side!

Daria's just checking out the piece about her in Animation Magazine that was published on this day in 2002. It covered the creators' thoughts as the series came to a close, but never once referred to Daria as "jiggy" or "edgy!"

Staying within the literary vein, today is also Thesaurus Day! I hope/desire/wish you have an exceptional/marvelous/tremendous holiday/celebration/festivity!

Fanfic Update!

• Avatar: The Drama Of Daria, by psychotol (part 11): "Daria and Jane were almost to their next class when there was a bunch of alarmed exclamations from a crowd around a source of light that indicated a fire and a wave of movement in the crowd indicated everyone was backing off from it."


• Katie Huegel, by Meester_Lee (parts 3 and 4): "Margaret Manson sat back in her chair going through the folders of the new kids she’d tested. Ms. Li had begun resurrecting the student testing program to screen problem students so they could be channeled into programs where they wouldn’t cause difficulties." (Part 4)


• Southern Fried Carbones, by wilddogjj (parts 1 and 2): "A heavy snowfall is happening outside the house. Inside, Quinn is in her office going through the mail when one letter catches her eye." (Part 2)


• Spider Quinn 05: The Trip to Freemont, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (COMPLETE!): "After some questioning of the bartender and finding that all the people there were similar to Travis, Daria realised it was going to be more difficult than she expected."


• Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (parts 18 and 19): "It had been a rather quiet and uneventful journey for Captain Stanley Lord of the Californian, until the moment when his ship encountered a dangerous and alarming surprise that night!" (Part 19)

Here Be Cheerleaders

Let's hope Brittany is feeling appreciated on Appreciate a Dragon Day, because with her temper I don't think anyone would survive the alternative. Better start running, Kevvy!

I don't know if Brittany's looking forward to flame-broiled food, but she needs to know that it's International Hot and Spicy Food Day and she should add some hot sauce. Of course, that would probably only make her breathe more fire, and that seems dangerous.

Come to think of it, let's encourage her to celebrate National Nothing Day by just minding her own business and not frying anyone alive at all. She would do well to remember Daria's wise words: "the negative, which is the nothingness of being and the annihilating power both together, is nothingness."

Fandom News!

• You have a little extra time to nominate your favorite Written Works and Visual Works! Hurry!


• Meester_Lee wonders, what year did Daria and Jane graduate?


• R.I.P., Joyce Randolph.

Poor Mr. D Is Not Having a Good Day

Mr. DeMartino should really stick to teaching history, as celebrating International Kite Day clearly isn't going well for him. At the very least, I think he might consider limiting his outdoor activities to hiking, because that comes with far lower chances of electrocution.

Better yet, he could enjoy seven days of pizza for National Pizza Week! Then again, while I'm sure he'd love having regular meals, there's no way he could afford one pizza, let alone a week's worth, on his meager salary.

I suppose his best option is to take a walk down memory lane with Daria and Jane on the anniversary of "Look Back In Annoyance," which first aired on this day in 2002. It might be a "cheap ass clip show" but at least it won't cost him anything.

Fanfic Update!

• Katie Huegel, by Meester_Lee (parts 1 and 2): "The battered sedan slowed down to a stop outside the front entrance of the modern, well-kept high school building. 'This must be it,' said Patty Holman. 'Have a good day, honey.'" (Part 2)


• Spider Quinn 05: The Trip to Freemont, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 2): "Upon arriving home, Daria got into the car that formerly belonged to her father, but which her mother said she and Quinn could use. She turned on the engine."


• Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (part 17): "All that Anna Coulthard could feel that day was that now she had a cold and hollow piece of rock instead of having a heart."

They're So Cute When They're Filled With Loathing!

Daria and Quinn are celebrating National Youth Day, although only one of them is doing so enthusiastically. In her defense, Daria has always been clear that she doesn't like children, even when she was a child, so no one should be surprised by this.

However, Daria should know that it's also Kiss a Ginger Day and she's got an excellent opportunity sitting right next to her! Don't hold your breath, though; she's more likely to choose to kiss Upchuck.

Hey, maybe if no one tells Helen that it's Work Harder Day, she'll take the day off.

Ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Like that would ever happen.

Fandom News!

• Time is running out to nominate in the 2023 Daria Fanworks Awards for Written Works and Visual Works!


• darianefan05 shares a Goosebumps fanfic idea.

Does Anyone Even Water the Poor Thing?

I don't think the Morgendorffers' plant is enjoying Houseplant Appreciation Day, but then again the Morgendorffer house is the last place anyone should go to feel appreciated. Unless you're a frozen lasagna deliveryman, I suppose.

You do want to visit the Morgendorffers if you're going to celebrate Peculiar People Day, though. In fact, walk into any house in Lawndale and you'll probably encounter some peculiar people! Also, you'll probably get arrested for trespassing.

Fanfic Update!

• Lawyers, Gigs, and Money, by Dennis (COMPLETE!): "Jane Lane stood behind the bar watching the dregs of the evening crowd complete their various journeys toward alcohol-induced unconsciousness."

Can't Help Falling Asleep

Trent's putting on a pretty convincing impression of Elvis Presley for the anniversary of the late singer's birth on this day in 1935. Sadly, the illusion will be completely shattered the moment he actually starts to sing.

Still, if he can pull off the pelvic moves then he'll probably get his share of attention on Male Watcher’s Day. Daria, at least, will probably pay attention. Jane will be looking for anyone wearing a pair of shoes she's thinking about buying. Yes, the shoes. That's all.

Finally, I am at this very moment celebrating Typing Day! I wonder if Quinn will do the same. Just remember her signature sign-off: Smiley face, surprise face, wink!

Fandom News!

• Don't forget to nominate in the 2023 Daria Fanworks Awards for Written Works and Visual Works!


• Vote in the Celebrity Deathmatch poll between Ed Crankshaft vs. Slappy Squirrel.


• R.I.P., David Soul.


• Share your thoughts on the story "Turnabout Confusion" by Dennis.


• Did sarcasm ever fail Daria?

They're So Sweet When They're Imaginary!

Jake and Helen look extra sweet together for Cuddle Up Day, and it's a shame they don't get along like this more often. And by "more often" I mean "at all," because this scene was taken from a fantasy sequence in Daria's imagination. Oh, well. There's always the pancake batter.

But never mind about breakfast; today is National Take a Poet to Lunch Day and you have your choice of poets to invite! You could get some fast food with Quinn while she reads you "The Greasy Fry" or try to keep your food down while Andrea talks about rotting bags of flesh. On second thought, maybe just skip the poets entirely.

Whomever you have lunch with, I recommend you follow Daria's lead and order a steak for Joan of Arc's birthday on this day in 1412. Hm. I think that joke works better when spoken out loud.

Fanfic Update!

• Daria Ravenclaw: The Legend of Sporting Joe, by Meester_Lee (part 20): "Oswald sat in his chair and seethed as he watched Skein and the restaurant’s bouncer escort Derrick out of the restaurant."


• Far Away for too Long, by ViriVulpi (COMPLETE!): "She heard her alarm and grabbed her glasses from the nightstand. It was the weekend and she forgot to turn off the switch."


• Spider Quinn 05: The Trip to Freemont, by cfardellbrenorenz29 (part 5): "Jane looked at the card Daria held out. 'Wow. Licensed to drive. The grotesque picture makes it official.'"


• This is Not America, by ladyevil (part 3): "'It’s called a ménage à trois.' Alfred said as their pizza and a pitcher of Coke was served."

Is It Oxidizing?

I think Jake's having some technical difficulties on National Spaghetti Day, and not just because he's wearing it on his head instead of eating it. That's clearly penne and not spaghetti, but I'm sure it would be okay if he served fettucine. Both of those are Trent's favorite, after all.

Let's all wish a happy National Rachel Day to the Landons' least-noticed member. With any luck she'll have some time off from taking care of Evan and hearing about how great Jodie is to actually enjoy it.

Finally, who wants to celebrate Trivia Day by listening to Daria and Jane share some of their favorite fun facts from the Middle Ages? I'm sure it will only make you lose part of your appetite!

Fandom News!

• The 2023 Daria Fanworks Awards are open for nominations! Choose your favorite Written Works and Visual Works!


• Check out the list of 2023's completed Daria fanfiction.


• Vote in the polls between Zarana vs Black Canary and Cousin Oliver vs. Stephanie Mills from All in the Family/Archie Bunker's Place.

He Sure Looks Uncomfortable. Good.

Looks like Upchuck is trying out Run up the Flagpole and See if Anyone Salutes Day, but I don't think anyone is going to salute him. Unless it's out of gratitude that he's taken himself out of contact with any and all females. I suppose I could explain to him how the holiday is meant to refer to a metaphor, but I think I like him better up there.

I suppose it's possible that he's just doing some weird new exercise, in which case I recommend he try celebrating National Personal Trainer Day instead. Quinn is exceptionally good a motivation; just ask Sandi. She can get anyone to swim, you cow! Swim!

Or maybe Upchuck was picked up by aliens and dropped onto the flagpole, which would be an interesting story idea and fits in perfectly with National Science Fiction Day! I'm sure Artie would be willing to read it, anyway.

Fanfic Update!

• The Engineer and the Time Lady, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 23): "'We're almost there,' Andersen said. Albert could see the ice palace ahead. 'But, still, General Order One...'"


• Extensions, by fridaythesavage (part 1): "'Welcome to "It's a Nutty, Nutty, Nutty World",' started Daria Morgendorffer 24th time that day."

Ten! Nine! Eight! And so forth!

It doesn't look like Daria's going to make it to midnight for New Year’s Eve, but the rest of us can have the countdown to 2024 while she takes a nap. Just count quietly, okay? And have a great new year!

It was on this day in 2002 that Daria made a (very) brief appearance on MTV's annual New Year's Eve show. Given her usual preferences, though, we should count ourselves lucky she was willing to show up at all.

Finally, a special shout out to Andrea for National Andrea Day! I hope she gets to read some of her best poetry, or at least that her shift at PayDay isn't too annoying.

Fandom News!

• R.I.P., Tom Smothers.


• Dennis is seeking beta readers for his new GTS story.


• Read about and discuss what Derek calls "the Fyre Festival of the Seas" being cancelled.


• Share your thoughts on silly false alarms.

Yo Yo Rah!

Brittany is surprisingly focused for International Cello Day, but if she's found something she's good at (besides twirling her hair around her finger and looking vacant) then I'm all for it. Bow away, Brittany!

Jake, on the other hand, needs to back away from the spice rack. Just because it's Pepper Pot Day doesn't mean he should use too much (or perhaps any) pepper in his cooking. His tongue only just returned to its normal color!

Fanfic Update!

• Avatar: The Drama Of Daria, by psychotol (parts 9 and 10): "Daria had fallen into a routine that seemed to just burn time by the time the interschool match came about, and Daria was now preparing to fight their designated opponents." (Part 10)


• The Pawshank Redemption, by Kristen Bealer (COMPLETE!): "Brian Taylor, Chris Griffin, and Courtney and Adrian Lane trudged through the Crewe Neck neighborhood towards the Taylor house in sullen silence."


• SpiderGirl’s Debut, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (COMPLETE!): "Having, read the article, Quinn Morgendorffer left the café. She smiled. The various criminals had been put on notice, in a way."

Witness for the Persecution of Male Students

Ms. Barch looks much classier than usual, thanks to her alter ego as Marlene Dietrich, who was born on this day in 1901. Don't be fooled, though. Behind that calm, suave exterior beats the heart of a raving lunatic.

For those who prefer their celebrities to be more childish and fictional, it was on this day in 1947 that the first episode of Howdy Doody was broadcast. Decades later, Upchuck would do a fantastic job of emulating the puppet without even trying.

Finally, it may be winter but there's no reason you can't celebrate Visit the Zoo Day! Especially if you're looking for inspiration for a new hairstyle.

Fandom News!

• Share your Christmas greetings.

Ho, Ho, Huh?

It doesn't appear that Christmas, or "X" as he prefers to be called, is feeling very jolly on his holiday. Perhaps he found some coal in his stocking? Or it could be that his gingerbread cookies were stale. Either way, I hope that he cheers up and, more importantly, that everyone in fandom who celebrates today has a merry Christmas!

There are just too many Daria Christmas fanfics to list here individually, but you can find a lot of them at Outpost Daria Reborn. Enjoy!

Fanfic Update!

• Reader Reviews, by Missy (COMPLETE!): "'Daria, mom just finished your book. Whatever you do, don’t turn your phone on!'"


• Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (parts 15 and 16): "It was once again the day when Larry's life had changed forever." (Part 16)

Something Fishy is Going On

Daria's having a pretty bad day, but it should come as some comfort to know that she's helping to recreate the catching of the first live coelacanth, which happened on this day in 1938. Okay, it's probably not very comforting, especially because it probably isn't historically accurate. I mean, who would bait a hook with a sarcastic teenager?

I hope she at least feels free to air her grievances, because it's Festivus and that's one of the main traditions of the day! Also for some reason putting up a metal pole, but I think the airing of grievances is more relevant right now.

Fandom News!

• Tell everyone about your favorite holiday decoration.


• Vote in the Deadliest Warrior poll between Wolverine and Freddy Krueger.


• Talk about how the Morgendorffers celebrate Christmas.

This Holiday is a Little TOO Bright

Half of Lawndale appears to be celebrating National Flashlight Day, but I really don't think wandering around the woods is the best place to celebrate. Especially because there's a high chance that they're freaking out the other half of Lawndale right now.

On the other hand, perhaps they're just taking a super literal approach to Look on the Bright Side Day, in which case they're going a little overboard. I really think one flashlight would have been plenty.

Last but not least (unless there's a pun involved), today is National Short Girl Appreciation Day. Since Daria and I are both the same height--five feet, two inches--I think we should both get a little recognition. And maybe some help reaching that thing on the top shelf.

Fanfic Update!

• Daria Enrolls at Nevermore, by Meester_Lee (part 13): "Classes started bright and early the following morning, much to Daria’s distaste. Her first class wasn’t really a class, at least not yet: it was a testing session to see how much magic Nevermore’s newly-arrived witches and wizards knew or could perform."

Admittedly, It's Probably a Fake Tree Anyway

Daria's having a surprising amount of difficulty on Look for an Evergreen Day, especially considering all she has to do is turn around. On the bright side, she did find Cupid, a leprechaun, and the slowly dawning realization that she's losing her mind. Cheers!

Still, while she's going insane she might as well go all in and re-create the scene in the Beavis and Butt-head episode "It's a Miserable Life," in which she's singing Christmas carols, has a boyfriend, and is smiling! I know, I'm a little frightened, too. Just remember that it was an alternate reality and never really happened.

For those of you not in the holiday spirit, there's also the anniversary of the premiere of the movie Titanic on this day in 1997. I'd say that Mr. O'Neill and Ms. Barch could give that "standing on the bow of the ship" scene another shot, but there's a good chance the water is frozen. Better wait until there's a chance of one or both of them drowning!

Fandom News!

• dennis71 shares what he's been up to.


• Vote in the Celebrity Deathmatch poll between Rick Sanchez and Simon Bar Sinister.

Who'd Like to Appreciate a Nice Space Heater Right Now?

It probably goes without saying that Jane and Daria are not happy to be celebrating the Festival of Winter Walks. In fact, I think Mr. DeMartino would probably draw the line at this particular environment for hiking, and not only because he'd risk falling over a cliff again.

I hope Helen knows that it's National Device Appreciation Day, although I think she appreciates that cell phone more than enough as it is. Quinn, too, should thank the phone for helping her maximize both her social life and the Morgendorffers' telecom bills.

Fanfic Update!

• Her Last Words, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (part 77): "At first a very shocked Anna just stayed frozen on the spot after what happened, a silent Shadow was still holding her left hand and together they listened as Lockie climbed the first set of stairs, and a second staircase after that, and then she also climbed a third and final set somewhere so high up in the house."

How About Pearls, an Ugly Sweater, AND a Hoop Skirt?

Jane defies Nathan to tell her she can't celebrate National Wear Your Pearls Day, and I think if he pushes her too far he might find himself strangled by those pearls instead. Better let the girl do what she wants, buddy. It's for your own good.

If pearls are too classy for you, there's always National Ugly Sweater Day! Just don't tell the Fashion Club...I don't think they could stand the horror of it.

For those who really want to dress up, how about going full Civil War-era cosplay as a character from the movie Gone With the Wind, which premiered on this day in 1939? Quinn and Daria might even watch it together, although probably not in costume.

Fandom News!

• R.I.P., Andre Braugher.


• Vote in the Celebrity Deathmatch poll between Hot Lips Houlihan and Dixie McCall.

Giddyup!

I see that Jake and Helen are enjoying National Horse Day. Perhaps enjoying it a little too much. I guess what two consenting adults get up to in the privacy of their own home is between them...and the teenagers who'd better hope they don't walk in at an inopportune moment.

In fact, it might be a good idea for Daria and Quinn to celebrate Ice Cream Day by going out for a cone or dish of their favorite flavors. Might I suggest Firstdown Fudge, courtesy of the Bro and QB Ice Cream Company?

Considering that, at least in the Northern Hemisphere, it's a bit cold for ice cream, you could also choose to observe National Cocoa Day instead. Quinn can even tell us all about that TV movie about the really cute family of teens who drank cocoa during a hurricane.

Fanfic Update!

• Merry Stressmas, by wilddogjj (COMPLETE!): "In the living room was a fully decorated Christmas tree while Teddy Carbone and his best/only friend, Rachel White, were watching TV." (Part 2) (Part 3)


• A Variant Lawndale, by cfardellbrenorenz29 (part 4): "Jane paddled out to the wave and started to surf. However, there was trouble. Tori had entered straight after her and was dropping in on her."

Dancing Cheek to Mane

Daria seems to be an unwilling participant in National Tango Day, and one must wonder: if a lion and a teenager dance, who leads? Trick question; the teenager immediately sues the lion for invasion of personal space.

Unfortunately, Helen won't be able to take the case because she's probably too busy suing UNICEF on the anniversary of its creation in 1946. Please, Helen, try to remind Eric that UNICEF has nothing to do with manufacturing tires, okay?

Finally, we should let the Wilderness Adventure Club know that today is International Mountain Day and they should try their hand at climbing a mountain again. At least, we could have done that if the Wilderness Adventure Club hadn't presumably disbanded immediately after that fiasco with the blizzard.

Fandom News!

• Shiva reports a certification invalid message.


• R.I.P., Honey Boo-Boo.

"When Dead Clowns Can't Clown...."

Looks like today is Tad Gupty's lucky day, because it's Lost and Found Day and he's both! Until Tom and Daria get distracted and he gets lost again...but then he'll get found again, too! It's like he's caught in one of those vicious...things.

Cheer up, Tad; it's also the anniversary of Emmett Kelly's birth in 1898, and who doesn't love a happy clown? Emmett Kelly, apparently, because he specialized in sad clowns. At least he was able to inspire that artist from Art in the Park to be not in the least bit original.

Ms. Li had better watch out, though, because it's International Anti-Corruption Day and, well, she's pretty much 100% corruption. I guess if you're going to do something, don't go by half-measures.

Fanfic Update!

• Bad Bromance, by wilddogjj (COMPLETE!): "Kevin, Chuck, Jamie and Chris were hanging out on the porch drinking beer despite the fact that it's cold outside."


• Daria: Cynic The Superheroine, by Meester_Lee (part 4): "They didn’t go upstairs. Once Daria’s ID problems were squared away, they went downstairs to one of the Interrogation rooms instead."


• Daria on the Trail, by meesterlee (part 57): "'You look worried,' said Susana. 'I am worried,' I said."


• Shameless Self Insert Into Daria, by James the Lesser (part 10): "'Put that down right now! If you don't you'll ruin it!'"


• This is Not America, by ladyevil (part 2): "Helen was looking at her unlined face in the mirror of her locker, focusing on getting her hair perfectly ratted up before her next class."


• Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (part 14): "Anna did not have any more coffee after learning of its dangerous powers, she became a lot more peaceful as the hours passed, Larry was relieved and so their first day of dating was pretty normal after all of that."

Good Luck Waving Your Pom-Poms Now!

Poor Brittany doesn't look very enthusiastic about portraying the title character of Edward Scissorhands, which premiered on this day in 1990. Can you blame her, though? The next time she twirls a lock of hair around her finger, she'll probably give herself an unwanted haircut...or worse.

Not only that, but she's going to have to pass up Letter Writing Day as well. Not that she ever did much writing in the first place. Daria, on the other hand, sent and received a handful of letters throughout the series. In fact, she even (briefly) broke up with Tom by letter, which is kind of a jerk move if you ask me.

Fandom News!

• R.I.P., Norman Lear.

Lip Gloss On, Lip Gloss Off

Sandi's getting ready to prove her dominance over the Fashion Club by any means necessary, thanks to International Ninja Day. Quinn had better either look out or learn some martial arts. Just remember to sweep the leg!

Whatever she does, Quinn should take extra care of her pants because it's National Blue Jeans Day and she doesn't want any more jeans-related catastrophes. Jake only has so much cash to give away, and her guardian angel just isn't that attentive.

Perhaps the Morgendorffer parents will try to observe National Communicate With Your Kids Day, although that doesn't tend to go very well. If Helen doesn't take them clothes shopping then Jake will accuse them of being Communists and, either way, someone's going to end up angry.

Fanfic Update!

• Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (part 13): "That day was so peaceful at sea that most of the millionaire First-class travelers continued to have social walks on the decks, everything felt like the powerful engines of the Titanic had now settled to work properly, Captain Smith continued to hunt for the riffraff that had not been sprayed yet and meanwhile something very strange was happening on the ship of dreams."

Maybe Just Wear a Helmet

Don't worry, Daria, you can still celebrate National Roof over Your Head Day...for the time being. Don't let the threat of imminent structural collapse thanks to shoddy workmanship and a stingy principal interrupt your studies. Unless you, I don't know, enjoy surviving.

Helen, meanwhile, might get out that hobbit candle because it's Candle Day! Or maybe she should just leave it put away in that drawer. That thing is...not pleasant to look at.

Finally, someone tell Wind that today is National Ronald Day, and he can go ahead and change his name if he still wants to. There's no naming gazebo to get in the way!

Fandom News!

• Talk about the death of Henry Kissinger.


• George Santos has been expelled from Congress.

How About Painting a Red Apple?

I see Jamie is celebrating Eat a Red Apple Day, but unfortunately it appears that someone will soon be celebrating Eat a Jamie (or is it Jerome?) day. It kind of makes me wonder why only red apples are getting love today, though. What's wrong with green ones?

No one tell Jane that today is Day Without Art Day, because I'm pretty sure she will completely refuse to celebrate it. After all, for Jane a day without art is like...well, she wouldn't know what it's like, would she?

Regardless of how much art she does or doesn't do today, I hope she and Daria have each other's backs, because it's also National Women Support Women Day. I think it goes without saying that Quinn and Sandi will not be participating in this one.

Fanfic Update!

• Bad Bromance, by wilddogjj (part 2): "The Thompsons' entire house and property are now coated in human waste due to the sewage pipe Kevin had accidentally ruptured."


• Stranger Without Time, by radiofox (part 10): "'Hey, Anna.' Graham walked up to Anna's locker. 'Hey Graham, what are you up to?' Anna closed her locker and turned to her friend."

They're Eating...UNAUTHORIZED Chocolate!

I see Daria and Tom are way ahead of me on National Chocolates Day, but rest assured it won't take me long to catch up. I'm sure Mrs. Johanssen would love to celebrate as well, as long as she can find someone willing to sell her some chocolate.

No chocolate for Evan, though, even if it is National Evan Day. In the case of Evan Landon, he's just a baby and shouldn't have any. In the case of Evan from the track team, well...he's kind of a baby, too, and I don't think he deserves any chocolate after the way he treated Jane.

Fandom News!

• R.I.P., Marty Kroftt.

Jakey Hendrix

Jake's giving that guitar everything he's got in honor of Jimi Hendrix, who was born on this day in 1942. I doubt Jake could ever hope to reach Hendrix's level of skill (who could?), but I hope he tries his hand at composing another song for the school musical. He can even write it about dogs if he wants.

Whatever he does, I hope he doesn't forget to attend the branding conference, because it's National Brand Day and I'm sure he'd hate to keep those poor cows waiting. Wait, was that not the point of the conference? Huh.

Finally, one must wonder if the Fashion Club will celebrate Cyber Monday, since it's a holiday about shopping but also about computers. The last thing they'd want is to be mistaken for computer geeks.

Fanfic Update!

• Avatar: The Drama Of Daria, by psychotol (part 8): "As Daria and Jane ate their pizza at their selected thankfully indoor table Daria asked 'So you mentioned Hun Pino was trying to stoke a trans panic because Ikki hails from the Air Nation which has been famously tolerant of human sexual orientations and gender identities, which you seemed to indicate was unlikely to take hold?'"


• Bad Bromance, by wilddogjj (part 1): "Kevin was in his back yard with a shovel. He plunged the shovel into some dirt and struggled to get it in."


• Her Last Words, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (part 76): "Anna knew, as soon as she had set foot into that house, that this was going to be nothing like the wonderful night that she and Lockie had spent at Avalon's place."


• Spider Quinn 03: Comes Great Responsibility, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (COMPLETE!): "As Amy and Daria talked, Helen talked to her mother. 'Do you know what happened?' Theresa Barksdale asked."

Anyone Want to Shop for Baseball Equipment?

Mr. O'Neill wants everyone to know that today is the anniversary of Joe DiMaggio's birth in 1914, but he hopes that the realization that DiMaggio is currently deceased won't adversely affect anyone's emotional well-being...and he's crying. I think it's a new record!

The Fashion Club won't need to be informed about Shopping Reminder Day, because they don't need a special holiday--or any excuse, really--to go shopping.

However, it might be a good idea to shop small for Small Business Saturday, because places like Payday already have enough money. On the other hand, buying from people like Earl and Barbara just encourages them to make weird product choices.

Fandom News!

• Share your picks for the best tributes to a deceased cast member on a TV show.

Happy Turkey Day to Everyone in the U.S.!

Looks like Pilgrim Quinn will be missing out on the Thanksgiving feast, but I don't suppose it's a great loss. It's not like she was going to have anything aside from a few carrot sticks and maybe a long sniff of pumpkin pie.

If she does feel like having a snack later, she could always celebrate National Cashew Day. As Jake says, they are a first-class nut! Not like those wannabe peanuts.

Finally, happy anniversary to this very blog, which first went online on this day in 2007. Sixteen years later, it's still going and old enough to get its driver's license!

Fanfic Update!

• Spider Quinn 03: Comes Great Responsibility, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 2): "Jane knocked on Daria’s door. 'Come in,' Daria said."

Who's Up For Some Binge-Watching?

Daria and Jane have settled in for World Television Day, and I assume they're tuning into a Sick, Sad World marathon. Go ahead and watch whatever you want, but bonus points for anyone who watches any Daria episodes.

The more ambitious among us may choose to celebrate National Entrepreneur's Day instead, perhaps by starting their own business. How about a TV-watching business? Jodie will probably participate in this one, especially if she ever managed to build her own consulting firm geared toward minority start-ups.

Finally, I'd just like to greet everyone in honor of World Hello Day: Hello! There, that's over with.

Fandom News!

• R.I.P., Rosalynn Carter.

Don't Forget to Wash Your Hands!

Daria's going to spend a bit of quality time with her friend the Talking Toilet in honor of World Toilet Day, but hopefully she'll let someone else have a turn if they need it. Jake might also be spending some quality time with the toilet, but only because he still can't remember to check for toilet paper before he gets started.

I'm sure he'll be out in time to celebrate International Men's Day, though, but don't tell Ms. Barch about it. Please do tell any smartasses who like to complain about International Women's Day by claiming they don't get their own holiday, however. It probably won't shut them up, but it's worth a shot.

Once both Daria and Jake are out of the bathroom, they can play a friendly board game for Play Monopoly Day! We all know how it'll end, though: Jake will start losing badly and begin bargaining away punishments in order to save his skin. Go get him, Daria!

Fanfic Update!

• Crappy Thanksgiving, by wilddogjj (COMPLETE!): "Freezing rain continues to fall over Philadelphia International Airport. Inside the central terminal Kevin is using a fake ID to get into the American Airlines Admirals Club." (Part 3)

I Guess She Really "Kneaded" the Dough! (groan)

Looks like Helen is already regretting her decision to celebrate Homemade Bread Day, perhaps because hand-kneaded bread having more "soul" means you have to sell yours in order to get through the process. Just get out the bread machine, Helen!

In fact, maybe she should just forget the bread and celebrate Take A Hike Day instead! I'm sure Mr. DeMartino would be happy to join her, but hopefully she'll remember not to eat any berries she finds along the journey.

When Mr. D comes back, who wants to tell him that it's also International Students Day? If we're lucky, he'll just turn back around and take another hike until the feelings of rage subside.

Fandom News!

• Check out Daria's appearance in "Seventeen" Magazine.

The Fashion Club Doesn't Even Recycle Outfits

I really hope the Fashion Club isn't just throwing out their rejected newsletters because it's America Recycles Day and they should do their best to keep things out of landfills. At the very least, they could hold onto them until their bad advice comes back into style, and then recycle the newsletters as timely suggestions!

If you have anything you want to get rid of that's still in good condition, please consider donating it in honor of National Philanthropy Day. Yes, belly chains and go-go boots count, if you must.

I'm sure Daria would be happy to donate her old Camp Grizzly shirt, even though it's National Camp T-Shirt Day and this would be a great opportunity to break out that awesome chant: Go, Grizzlies! Go, Grizzlies! Go...away.

Fanfic Update!

• Crappy Thanksgiving, by wilddogjj (part 1): "Jim, Chuck (formerly Upchuck) and Chris (Jim's brother) were in Jim's man cave. The reason they weren't outside hanging out with Kevin on his porch is because the weather's bad, with dark gray skies and heavy rain."


• Crushing Timmy, by wilddogjj (COMPLETE!): "Timmy and Kayla were walking home from the mall. Timmy carried Kayla's shopping bags as they approached his house." (Part 3)


• Her Last Words, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (part 75): "At first Anna Felicia had been so confident about what would happen that night, and yet now that she was facing the bloody thing for real, she was not so sure about Lockie's psychological strategy anymore."


• Spider Quinn 03: Comes Great Responsibility, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 1): "After running some distance into fog, Quinn took to the rooftops and trees, and swung aimlessly around Lawndale."

A Rare Tender Lane Family Moment

Jane seems pleased enough to celebrate National Hug a Musician Day, but probably only because it's Trent. I suspect Nick and Max would not be so lucky. Jesse, on the other hand? Hmmm....

This hug is especially appropriate because it's Caregiver Appreciation Day! Of course, it's up for some debate which of the two takes care of the other, but I think it's safe to say they both had more of a role in each other's upbringing than their parents did.

Finally, let's all enjoy World Kindness Day, not necessarily by hugging anyone (especially if they'd prefer you didn't), but just by treating everyone as well as we can. Even Daria, blunt and cynical as she was, did show kindness at least occasionally. Generally when no one was looking.

Fandom News!

• Vote in the Celebrity Deathmatch poll between Rom vs. Jar Jar Binks.

Watch Out for Paper Cuts!

Jane is giving Jake some free lessons on World Origami Day, and I think they're well-stocked on duckies. Perhaps a nice flower or a boat?

If paper is too flimsy for you, you could celebrate National Metal Day instead. Technically the holiday is about the music genre, but I'd like to think Metalmouth is out there living his best life today.

Finally today is both National Timothy Day and National Education Day, and I must emphasize that Mr. O'Neill and education are linked in the vaguest possible way.

Fanfic Update!

• Avatar: The Drama Of Daria, by psychotol (part 7): "Daria entered the school when the PE teacher walked up to her saying 'DARIA MORGENDORFFER.'"


• Crushing Timmy, by wilddogjj (part 1): "Quinn, her husband Jim and their triplet sons Tommy, Timmy and Teddy were in the living room. Quinn and Jim were dressed up for a night on the town."


• This is Not America, by ladyevil (part 1): "'You brought enough for the whole class, Michael?' Ms. Barch asked in study hall."

Tell Us What You REALLY Think, Jane!

While Jane is certainly celebrating Go to an Art Museum Day, it doesn't look like she's enjoying the trip very much. Then again, she could just be annoyed that none of the works on display are Jane Lane originals.

If art isn't for you, you could still create something new by celebrating National Inventors' Day! Not the folding coffee cup, though. Andrew Landon already has that particular market cornered.

Whichever holiday you choose, make sure you celebrate wildly because it's Chaos Never Dies Day and, well, you don't want to let the chaos die, do you? Given some of the insanity that happened in certain Daria episodes, I suspect Daria would happily murder it with her bare hands.

Fandom News!

• Vote in the Celebrity Deathmatch poll between Rusty Burrell and Bull Shannon.

Hell Is Other Chemists

Quinn is fully prepared to isolate some radium in honor of Marie Curie, who was born on this day in 1867. I suppose if Quinn did want to work in a science, she could do worse than chemistry. There would be no dissecting animals or digging in the dirt, for example! She might need to worry about that glowing skin, though.

When she's done with her experiments, she could always change into her black turtleneck and read something by Albert Camus, who was born on this day in 1913. I don't know how she feels about existentialism, but I'm sure she can handle some accessories from the street fair.

Fanfic Update!

• Daria Enrolls at Nevermore, by Meester_Lee (part 12): "Daria decided to make her first move against Catherine on Sunday. She’d come to believe that Catherine was a spy for the INES for Truth organization, although what reasons she didn’t know."


• Kids in America, by ladyevil (part 1): "Daria was sitting in the waiting room at Dr. Becky’s office. Her mother and sister were both yakking on their cell phones."


• Shoes Of Death, by radiofox (COMPLETE!): "'Mr. D, can I go get some water?' Kevin raised his hand. 'I would prefer if it you didn't go during class but any time without you is good time.'"

Remember, Remember....

Guy Fawkes Day, or Bonfire Night as he's more commonly referred to, has a special holiday message for everyone! What? Why, yes, it is "Bollocks!" However could you possibly have guessed?

Back on this side of the Atlantic, Kevin will be celebrating American Football Day by either playing or watching his favorite game. In fact, he might try to do both at once! I'm sure it won't end in a spectacular failure that causes injury to Kevin and amusement to everyone else.

Finally, it's National Redhead Day and we should all wish a happy day to Daria's most well-known redhead...Upchuck! Or maybe Artie! No? Hmm. Ms. Defoe? Oh, what about Jeffy? I suppose Penny counts....

Fandom News!

• Check out the Metalmouth Jack O'lantern Erin M found.