"THONGS?!?"

Another original image from the Sick, Sad Life Planner shows Jake with a receipt, yelling:

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The question is, whose sales receipt is it? Quinn's, I figure. If it had been Helen's, Jake would've had a very different reaction.

But what if it had been Daria's receipt?



FF.net

• Apocalyptic Daria: Scarlett's Tale, by Doggieboy80 (Part 2): Where's Roger the Mouse when you need him most?
• Is It Graduation Yet? Part 2: College, by MandeeMistress (Part 1): “You’re unbelievable!” Jane shouted at the top of her lungs, as she hit Trent over the head with the unfolded piece of paper.

PPMB

• Bet, by Legendeld (Part 5): “Please tell me you aren’t going to die.”
• Daylight: The Road to Nowhere, by Disco316 (Part 1): The sequel to "Daylight: When the Ball Dropped" sees our group of survivors two weeks after the sun came up, considering some good advice.
• New Clothes Experience, by Szcz (Part 1): Daria needs a new wardrobe after her grandmother burns her clothing. And a family secret comes to light.
• Order and Chaos, by Legendeld (Part 10): Your class today is Lightsaber Making 101.
• Project: FEISTI, by SoCalledGoodeGuy (Part 5): Everyone sing together! “There was blood upon the risers, there were brains upon the chute, intestines were a-dangling from his paratrooper suit...”
• Two Halves, by Dark Kuno: The beta version of Part 3 of the FF.net story is here for commentary.
• Were and Why, by Brandon League (Part 1): The long-awaited sequel to Deref's "Were Oh Were" is here at last!