Friday, March 27, 2009

Caption Contest!

Supply the dialogue between Daria and Jane in "Comments."

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12 comments:

  1. ninetwelveFriday, March 27, 2009 at 12:27:00 AM EDT

    "Blue means pregnant" - Daria
    "What are you going to name it?" - Jane
    "If its a girl, Myra Hindley Morgendorffer" - Daria
    "And if its a boy?" - Jane
    "Tom." - Daria
    *click*

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  2. undefinedlustFriday, March 27, 2009 at 12:31:00 AM EDT

    Because it is way too easy...

    Daria: So What are you wearing?

    Jane: I am naked except for a leather thong...

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  3. AjarFriday, March 27, 2009 at 12:57:00 AM EDT

    Daria: Hello and welcome to Morgendorfferphone, for a one hour discussion of mauve nail polish press one, for a series of frustrated non-sequitours followed by a discussion of military school press two, if your name is Eric press three, for intelligent conversation please stay on the line.

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  4. AnonymousFriday, March 27, 2009 at 1:32:00 AM EDT

    "You know how much I love it when you have that just-woke-up sexy voice."

    "It gets better. I have bedhead too."

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  5. Disco316Friday, March 27, 2009 at 2:38:00 AM EDT

    Jane: It's strange. After you picked up the phone, the lower half of my body disappeared.

    Daria: Again? Damn cheap animation.

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  6. AnonymousFriday, March 27, 2009 at 7:22:00 AM EDT

    "Daria?"

    "Yeah?"

    "Do you ever feel...not so fresh?"

    *click*

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  7. the nightgoblynFriday, March 27, 2009 at 7:29:00 PM EDT

    "Daria?"

    "Yeah?"

    "I just woke up, and there's a guy standing in my closet staring at me."

    "WHAT!?"

    "No, I'm serious. He's just standing there."

    "Um . . ."

    "He's wearing a clown suit."

    ". . ."

    "I'm looking right at him."

    ". . ." click

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  8. undefinedlustFriday, March 27, 2009 at 8:17:00 PM EDT

    "Daria"

    "Yeah?"

    "I need a really big favor"

    "Dare I ask what?"

    "I need you to check and see if you have any D cell batteries... as many as possible, and bring them to me as quickly as possible... it's an ummm emergency"


    ". . ." click

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  9. The Angst GuyFriday, March 27, 2009 at 11:30:00 PM EDT

    Daria: Is your refrigerator running?

    Jane: If you woke me up for a joke, then you'd better be the one running.

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  10. The Angst GuySaturday, March 28, 2009 at 1:25:00 AM EDT

    Jane: While Mack's in the shower, I wanted to call and thank you for getting Tom out of my life.

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  11. The Angst GuySaturday, March 28, 2009 at 2:39:00 PM EDT

    Jane: While your dad's in the shower, I wanted to call and thank you for getting Tom out of my life.

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  12. AnonymousMonday, April 20, 2009 at 9:42:00 AM EDT

    Daria: It's me again. What kind of batteries did you say?

    Jane: D cells. Oh and bring some lube. I want to try something new.

    Daria: I'm on my way.

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