Jake is definitely not amused to be celebrating the anniversary of Queen Victoria's birth in 1819. Perhaps he's thinking about how difficult it would be to rule an entire empire singlehandedly, or maybe he's just thinking about what Mad Dog would say if he saw him right now.
However, today is not the day to fret about abusive fathers, because it's National Brother's Day and we should be thinking about male siblings! Jake never mentioned any siblings of either gender, but Jane could wish Trent a good day...if she's able to wake him up, anyway.
Daria, not having a brother, could instead choose to observe World Schizophrenia Day by re-reading the poetry in her closet, scratched with a key by the schizophrenic former inhabitant of her room. Beats Quinn's "Greasy Fry" poem, at least.
Fanfic Update!
- Daria's Party Addition, by DrT9999 (COMPLETE!): "As far as Daria was concerned, one positive aspect of Quinn's injuries was that her parents had to cancel a couples' intimacy Saturday night get together."
- Funky Pretty, by MoleFromTheMinistry (part 8): "The birds were singing, the brook was rushing, and life was rolling on by. Such a sweet morning to do absolutely nothing… except probably reconnecting with nature like Thoreau wanted."
- The World in All Its Wonders Has Nothing Like the Wonder of You, by Bolshevitch (COMPLETE!): "The first time she says it, really says it instead of letting the words spill out the side of her head, is after dinner with the Morgendorffers."
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