You changed "Four Score and Seven" to "Eighty-Seven?" Yes, I know it means the same thing. Um, Abe, that's what we call a grabber. It tested really well in Erie. Well, it's kind of like Mark Anthony saying, "Friends, Romans, Countrymen; I've got something I wanna tell you."
"Mr. O'Reilly, this really isn't... I can't... oh, fine, whatever. Um, I am stretched out in bed, naked except for a leather thong.... ummm yes I do own a loofah, why do you ask?"
"President Clinton, this really isn't... I can't... oh, fine, whatever. No I don't own a blue dress, why do you ask??"
"MTV? Yeah, just checking in. Oh. Did you hear from Cartoon Network? Oh. No, I'm not interested in live action. How would I do that? Can't you work out a commercial or something? Kotex sponsored the last movie, why can't they.... [sigh] All right, all right. Okay. Call you next week, then. Bye."
~deep breathing~
ReplyDeleteJane, what are you wearing? I am stretched out in bed,naked except for a leather thong....
You changed "Four Score and Seven" to "Eighty-Seven?" Yes, I know it means the same thing. Um, Abe, that's what we call a grabber. It tested really well in Erie. Well, it's kind of like Mark Anthony saying, "Friends, Romans, Countrymen; I've got something I wanna tell you."
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ReplyDelete"Mr. O'Reilly, this really isn't... I can't... oh, fine, whatever. Um, I am stretched out in bed, naked except for a leather thong.... ummm yes I do own a loofah, why do you ask?"
ReplyDelete"President Clinton, this really isn't... I can't... oh, fine, whatever. No I don't own a blue dress, why do you ask??"
"MTV? Yeah, just checking in. Oh. Did you hear from Cartoon Network? Oh. No, I'm not interested in live action. How would I do that? Can't you work out a commercial or something? Kotex sponsored the last movie, why can't they.... [sigh] All right, all right. Okay. Call you next week, then. Bye."
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