Saturday, January 6, 2024

They're So Sweet When They're Imaginary!


Jake and Helen look extra sweet together for Cuddle Up Day, and it's a shame they don't get along like this more often. And by "more often" I mean "at all," because this scene was taken from a fantasy sequence in Daria's imagination. Oh, well. There's always the pancake batter.

But never mind about breakfast; today is National Take a Poet to Lunch Day and you have your choice of poets to invite! You could get some fast food with Quinn while she reads you "The Greasy Fry" or try to keep your food down while Andrea talks about rotting bags of flesh. On second thought, maybe just skip the poets entirely.

Whomever you have lunch with, I recommend you follow Daria's lead and order a steak for Joan of Arc's birthday on this day in 1412. Hm. I think that joke works better when spoken out loud.

Fanfic Update!
  • Daria Ravenclaw: The Legend of Sporting Joe, by Meester_Lee (part 20): "Oswald sat in his chair and seethed as he watched Skein and the restaurant’s bouncer escort Derrick out of the restaurant."

  • Far Away for too Long, by ViriVulpi (COMPLETE!): "She heard her alarm and grabbed her glasses from the nightstand. It was the weekend and she forgot to turn off the switch."

  • Spider Quinn 05: The Trip to Freemont, by cfardellbrenorenz29 (part 5): "Jane looked at the card Daria held out. 'Wow. Licensed to drive. The grotesque picture makes it official.'"

  • This is Not America, by ladyevil (part 3): "'It’s called a ménage à trois.' Alfred said as their pizza and a pitcher of Coke was served."

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