Monday, March 18, 2024

Their Manic Expressions are Almost Hypnotic


Daria and Jane are giving it everything they've got for Act Happy Day, but I really think they could stand to take it down a few notches. It's "act happy," not "act completely insane."

In fact, those grins are so uncomfortable to watch I wonder if they're actually trying to celebrate Awkward Moments Day instead. I wouldn't think Daria would need to go out of her way for that one; awkward moments seem to follow her wherever she goes.

I hope everyone observes Global Recycling Day by keeping as much as you can out of landfills. Yes, Fashion Club, this can also apply to wearing outfits more than once.

Fanfic Update!
  • Bad Movie Night, by Hieronymouse (COMPLETE!): "Jane (as Daria arrives): Hola, amiga. This Bad Movie Night is a little different." "

  • The Betrothed, by easmith (part 19): "Abby showed up at the Adams rooms about ten o’clock the next morning, bright-eyed and cheery, a marked contrast to her mood the night before."

  • hold on, by sixspades (parts 1 and 2): "Jane had excitedly told her parents just a week ago about her kindergarten graduation, her eyes bright and tugging at her mother's shirt to try and bring her gaze down to her." (Part 2)"

  • Homecoming, by davidfalkayn (parts 10 - 15): "'I remember everything as if it happened yesterday.' Angie recalled, taking a sip of coffee as she recounted the events that led up to her girlfriend’s death and her arrival in a new universe." (Part 11) (Part 12) (Part 13) (Part 14) (Part 15)

  • Spider Quinn 07: Ashes to Ashes, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 5): "'Checkmate,' Tricia said. 'But then I think your head wasn’t in it.'"

Saturday, March 16, 2024

Start Your Fashionable Engines!


Stacy's having a great time for International Sports Car Racing Day, and I just can't get enough of how genuinely happy she looks. It's amazing what finding your calling and getting the hell away from toxic people can do for your outlook on life!

Meanwhile, Linda might be taking another try with a bow and arrow for National Archer Day, but the holiday is actually for people named Archer. But I'm not going to be the one to tell her, at least not while she's armed. Go ahead and make your own "phrasing" jokes if you feel like it.

Finally, it was on this day in 1998 that the episode "That Was Then, This is Dumb" first aired. It was a blast from the past for the Morgendorffers, but the real mindblower is that about the same amount of time has passed between Helen and Jake's commune days and the episode as between the episode and today. Feeling old? I know I am.

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Thursday, March 14, 2024

Don't Hold Her Tightly In Your Hands!


Daria's taking the direct approach to Learn about Butterflies Day, but it would really be easier to just ask Amanda Lane, Lawndale's resident butterfly expert. Especially because if she goes near Jane, she risks getting her delicate little wings torn off.

Why not get out a crunchy snack in honor of National Potato Chip Day? You can have your choice of flat or ridgy! Be sure not to get any that are too strongly flavored, though, as the last thing you want is to fight the dip. Or so I've heard, anyway.

If potato chips aren't your snack of choice, then you could celebrate Popcorn Lover’s Day instead. The Fashion Club will probably opt for the no-salt, no-oil, fat-free variety, but they might as well eat some styrofoam peanuts.

Fanfic Update!
  • Homecoming, by davidfalkayn (parts 4 - 9): "Pivoting quickly about, Angie gasped as she immediately recognized her old bedroom back home—including cheerleading and dance trophies as well as her collection of mysteries and science fiction books." (Part 5) (Part 6) (Part 7) (Part 8) (Part 9)

  • Roasted, by wilddogjj (COMPLETE!): "Quinn and Jim were in the home office. She listened patiently as he told his side of the story. Fortunately for Jim, she knew that he was telling the truth."

Tuesday, March 12, 2024

How Much Punishment Will You Take for Some Thin Mints?



Looks like the Girl Scouts are taking an aggressive tactic to celebrate Girl Scouts Day, but I guess if it sells cookies then you can't argue with results. I hope Jane celebrates, too, perhaps by singing that song about John Jacob Jingleheimer somebody.

Meanwhile, Jake's mother should know that today is National Ruth Day, so she should go out and treat herself. Maybe she could buy herself an extra-special girdle!

Is anyone in the mood for a nature hike down memory lane? On this day in 2001, the episode "Camp Fear" aired, and I will never look at watermelons the same way again.

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Sunday, March 10, 2024

Did Someone Step on a Cat?


Joey is playing his heart out for International Bagpipe Day, but I seriously doubt Quinn will be impressed by his efforts. I mean, it's not like Boyz R Guyz ever released a bagpipe single, right? Ewwwww.

That said, bagpipes would be an awfully effective alarm clock, especially for those of us who just aren't feeling the time change for daylight saving time. Spring forward my ass; I'd rather have that hour of sleep back.

Today we celebrate a triple anniversary because the episodes "The Invitation," "Depth Takes a Holiday," and "A Tree Grows in Lawndale" all aired on this day in 1997, 1999, and 2000. No one played any bagpipes in any of those, but "Depth Takes a Holiday" did feature Holiday Island's number-one harpsichord player...acoustic and electric.

Fanfic Update!
  • best laid plans, by notkimberlyerikson (COMPLETE!): "'you gonna order sometime today?' 'sorry, sorry-!' I’ve been standing at the counter trying to figure out what I want for about 5 minutes."

  • Homecoming, by DavidFalkayn (part 3): "'What the...!' Jake exclaimed as he, his wife, and the others with them suddenly appeared on a platform of some sort in a room where a man and a woman, the woman wearing a gold miniskirt similar to Angie’s, and the man wearing a red shirt and black pants, stood."

  • Roasted, by wilddogjj (part 5): "Quinn and her husband, Jim, were sitting up in bed talking about how he's now a suspect in a murder investigation."

  • Spider Quinn 07: Ashes to Ashes, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 4): "Even so, Sandi continued to spread her rumors..."

  • Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (COMPLETE!): "The wind carried a deep forest scent everywhere as Larry Fitzgerald Cappstein tried to convince himself that all of this was not just a dream."

Friday, March 8, 2024

It's a Competition to See Who Can Be the Nastiest!


You might think that Helen and Linda just wanted to wish each other a happy International Women’s Day, but in reality they're taking the opportunity to brag to each other about their latest accomplishments. I'm sure it will end in either an argument or a fistfight, and it will certainly be entertaining to find out which one.

Indeed, I think it's more likely that the two of them are celebrating Be Nasty Day, and it wouldn't surprise me to learn that Quinn and Sandi are doing exactly the same thing. The apples don't fall far from the bitchy tree, after all.

I personally would rather celebrate National Proofreading Day, because there's nothing more fun than nitpicking uther peeple's mitsakes! And here's a shout out to the unsung heroes of fanfiction, the beta readers.

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Wednesday, March 6, 2024

Let's See Those Pearly Whites!


I don't think Mr. DeMartino (or, more accurately, Metal Mouth) is having a very good Dentists Day but that's probably because I strongly suspect Mr. O'Neill is not actually qualified to practice dentistry. His speeches would make a pretty good general anasthetic, though.

Let's hope your teeth are in good condition, because it's National Frozen Food Day and you'll want to be able to chew that food! Of course, you could always cook the food instead of trying to bite into solid ice, but where's the fun in that? Three guesses as to which frozen food the Morgendorffers will be eating, and the first two don't count.

Finally, I would suggest that we wish Brian a happy National Brian Day, but neither Daria character named Brian really deserves to have a good day. We've got Brian Taylor the animal torturer or Brian Danielson the slimy husband of Erin. Thanks but no thanks.

Fanfic Update!
  • The Betrothed, by easmith (parts 17 and 18): "The sky outside Tíra was a solid silver gray, with only the slightest variegations showing that the shade resulted from a solid covering of clouds and not some metal dome stretched over the mountain." (Part 18)

  • Spider Quinn 07: Ashes to Ashes, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 3): "She looked at the time: 11:34. That was quite late. She switched off the light and then opened the door rather slowly so as to not make a sound."

  • This is Not America, by ladyevil (COMPLETE!): "'Don’t forget those cum shields she always wears!' snickered Tiffany F. as Tori drew a crude picture on the bathroom wall of Daria giving Mr. O’Neill a blowjob."

  • Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (COMPLETE!): "Spring had arrived just as warm and sunny as it often was in that part of the country, with the flowers blooming, the birds flying everywhere and the grass getting greener with every day that passed."

Monday, March 4, 2024

Stay Safe (and Un-Concussed) Out There!


A surprisingly clean-cut Trent is back from the war and looking for someone to help him celebrate Hug a GI Day! I'm sure Daria will be happy to volunteer, just as soon as she regains the ability to speak. Or move. Or think.

Don't worry, though; she's just a little shy. She's not observing Brain Injury Awareness Day, but I hope Tommy Sherman did after at least some of those close encounters with the goal posts. I mean, there were clearly some lasting aftereffects.

As Kevin the ex-safety lecturer can tell you, it's best to be careful on the field (and everywhere else) because it's National Safety Day! Wear a helmet when you try to pop a wheelie and don't accept any rides in The Tank under any circumstances!

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Saturday, March 2, 2024

Like You Need an Excuse for a Good Book


Daria is not exactly celebrating Read Across America Day, but she is enjoying Read Quietly At Home Day, and that's just as good. Feel free to join in yourself, even if you aren't in America!

However, if you'd like to become an American then today's the right day for it because it's also American Citizenship Day! I hope Mr. DeMartino has his paperwork in order just in case Ms. Barch decides to be extra spiteful again.

On this day in 1998, the episode "Quinn the Brain" first aired and kicked off the debate that would never end for fandom: is Daria secretly smoking hot? Long after the seas have boiled away and the sun has gone supernova, there will be fans debating this very important issue.

Fanfic Update!
  • Daria Enrolls At Nevermore: An Experiment, by Meester_Lee (part 14): "Catherine’s reaction was worth the bother of transfiguration. She walked into Enid’s dorm room, scowled at Enid, then did a double-take when she saw what was sharing Enid’s bed."

  • Daria On The Trail, by meesterlee (part 58): "Mr. Parkhurst and I decided not to talk about Mammoths until we completed our descent from the summit of Salt River Pass, which was a wise move on our part."

  • Homecoming, by DavidFalkayn (part 2): "'So...how are you holding up? Really.' Jane Lane, working furiously on her painting, brush strokes wild and chaotic reflecting the Lovecraftian atmosphere of the painting, asked, the teen artist’s voice tone tinged with worry for her auburn-haired best friend lying on the bed, looking up at the ceiling."

  • Parting Gift, by Rémi (parts 8 and 9): "Daria Morgendorffer was moping in her room. She was sitting on her bed, more prostrate than ever." (Part 9)

  • Spider Quinn 07: Ashes to Ashes, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 2): "Sandi didn’t believe her eyes when she saw Stacy and Quinn approaching."

  • Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (parts 32 and 33): "Anna Coulthard thought that the stars she loved had never looked so strange in her life." (Part 33)

Thursday, February 29, 2024

Leaping Into a Rare Holiday


Jodie and Mack are clearly having a super Leap Day, and considering this day only comes around once every four years I'd say that's a good thing. So, to all of the Daria fans out there, go ahead and take a flying leap!

Although today is National Toast Day, I assume it's completely permissible to have toast more often than every four years. Indeed, Daria can recommend it as a great remedy if you end up at a greasy spoon after a long road trip full of humiliation and carsickness.

Tuesday, February 27, 2024

Caaaaaaatch Theeeeeem Aaaaaall!


Tiffany's looking extra-cute today as a fictional critter for National Pokemon Day, but don't expect her to participate in any battles. She might mess up her hair or smudge her makeup or (gasp) break a nail!

Let's hope Lawndale's tourism industry (assuming it has one) gets a boost for National Strawberry Day, because Lawndale is the home of the Big Strawberry! Although it only appeared in the books, the Big Strawberry did manage a surprising number of fanfic appearances.

Finally, why not enjoy a blast from the past for Retro Day? You can dig through Jane's old clothes for something vintage or reminisce with the Yeagers about the good old days. Or just sell a bunch of old junk at a flea market!

Fanfic Update!
  • The Betrothed, by easmith (part 16): "'I call Lord Dylan of House Adams for questioning!' Dylan was still sitting in his chair when the call came, head in hand and drink still largely untouched."

  • Parting Gift, by Rémi (part 7): "Entering the kitchen of the Morgendorffer home, a still barely awake Daria was greeted by an appetizing smell. Quinn, already washed, made up and dressed for the day, was busy in front of a stove."

  • Roasted, by wilddogjj (part 4): "Quinn was horrified to find a dead body right outside the back door of her new restaurant. Even worse was the fact that this was someone that she knew."

  • Spider Quinn 07: Ashes to Ashes, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 1): "A car was being chased along a back road. 'Come on, pick up!' the woman driving said."

  • Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (parts 30 and 31): "There it was, the greatest ship ever created all broken and sinking so fast on its final voyage to the depths of the ocean, well over a thousand people cried and screamed in the freezing water everywhere and even Ethel found herself reduced to shock." (Part 31)

Sunday, February 25, 2024

No Complaints About Quiet Bass Playing!


Nick looks a little wary about today being National Nicholas Day, but maybe he's just worried that he's behind on his child support payments. Anyone know of a venue looking for a bass player?

On second thought, never mind, because it's Quiet Day and we really don't need any second rate musicians breaking the peaceful silence. Especially if Daria's reading a good book right now.

Lastly, it was on this day in 2000 that the episode "Partner's Complaint" first aired. Nick didn't make an appearance in that one, but it did feature a lot of music not getting made, so I suppose that's still appropriate. Way to blow it, Trent.

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Friday, February 23, 2024

Wait Until She Sees Her Own Nose Grow


Tiffany's hoping to finally become a real girl because it's Pinocchio Day and miracles can happen. I think she'd be better off asking the Blue Fairy to increase her IQ, but I expect some feats are beyond even magic.

Someone should let Jodie know that it's Play Tennis Day, and as a member of the Tennis Team she needs to get some practice in. It's not like she has anything else going on right now, right? Even though he prefers golf now, as a child Jake did ask to go to tennis camp, so he might be interested as well. Then again, considering that request led him to military school, he might not.

If you'd like to trade a tennis racket for a paintball gun, that would be appropriate for the anniversary of "The Daria Hunter," which aired on this day in 1998. If anyone needs me, I'll be staying out of the line of fire at the Hanoi Hilton replica.

Fanfic Update!
  • The Betrothed, by easmith (parts 15 and 16): "The door swung open slowly and silently, startling Dylan upright in his bed. Visions of midnight assassins mixed with fading fragments of dreams tumbled through his head as he frantically felt for the clothes he had tossed onto the floor on the way to bed, remembering the sword he had laid on top of the pile." (Part 16)

  • Daria Criticizes Butch Hartman's Views on Autism, by Buffcoat (COMPLETE!): "[The scene opens in the school cafeteria. Daria Morgendorffer sits at a table, flipping through a book, while Butch Hartman, the famous animator, stand nearby, surrounded by students eager to talk to him.]"

  • Roasted, by wilddogjj (parts 2 and 3): "Outside the restaurant the old sign that read Bubba's Barbecue Pit was being replaced with one that read Quinn's Fine Dining." (Part 3)

  • This is Not America, by ladyevil (part 6): "In Jane’s back yard, Alfred was giving Daria and Jane another self defense demonstration. 'You want to know what to do if someone tries to strangle you, Daria?'"

  • Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (part 29): "In the depths of the night that would soon be a part of history, and with Titanic already listed in a rather sharp fashion, it soon became clear why Captain Edward Smith had wanted to keep the situation under control and professional order for as long as would be possible..."

Wednesday, February 21, 2024

Eat Her Fashionable Dust, Sandi!


Stacy is having a blast in honor of the anniversary of NASCAR's founding on this day in 1948. I'm sure the rest of the Fashion Club won't approve, but I say ignore them and follow your dreams, Stacy!

I might even send her a supportive greeting card, since it's Card Reading Day and that would be especially appropriate. Then again, it might remind Stacy that she's been giving her cards/poems away for years.

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Monday, February 19, 2024

Twiiiiinkle, Twiiiiinkle, Liiiiitle Staaaaaaar


Tiffany's doing a bit of stargazing in honor of the anniversary of Nicolaus Copernicus's birth on this day in 1473. She'll be displeased to learn that he supported the theory that the Earth revolves around the sun...not around Tiffany.

Since today is also President’s Day, I'll warn you not to wear sandals. Unless you want to be hatchet city, that is.

Finally, it was on this day in 2001 that the episode "Fizz Ed" first aired. In celebration, I invite Ultra Cola to sponsor this blog in exchange for tons of cash. Please?

Fanfic Update!
  • The Betrothed, by easmith (parts 13 and 14): "Dylan stood in a small, wood-paneled room, fidgeting nervously as Llewellyn Carter made unnecessary adjustments to his outfit as he waited for the signal to emerge into the Great Hall, there to be Presented to the woman of his dreams." (Part 14)

  • Friend of a Friend, by Doggodoaattack (part 9): "Daria woke up to the sound of birds chirping outside the window, heat and light hitting her face. She felt a warmth behind her and a weight around her waist."

  • Parting Gift, by Rémi (part 6): "The Morgendorffer family was gathered for supper, but something was wrong. The parents were arguing."

  • Roasted, by wilddogjj (part 1): "At the entrance to LeGrande was a banner that read 'Lawndale Business Leaders Alliance Gala'. Inside, a formal event was being held in the hotel's ballroom."

  • Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (parts 27 and 28): "Anna Felicia looked up at the starry sky, and she thought that all of these rockets and dazzling white sparks would be very beautiful indeed, only if Titanic was not already on its way to disappearing forever into the darkness of the ocean." (Part 28)

Saturday, February 17, 2024

Don't Forget the Dainty Garland!


Quinn is singing to bring down the house for the anniversary of the premiere of Madama Butterfly on this day in 1904. Unfortunately, she's been cast in the production currently performing in the automotive section at PayDay, so I hope she's not expecting anything particularly prestigious.

However, you can still catch Quinn's performance in the episode "Daria!," which aired on this day twenty-five years ago. Today is also the anniversary of the "Sarcastathon 3000," which was a marathon of Daria episodes with new introductions by a strangely immobile Daria and Jane.

No one tell Mack that today is Michael Jordan's birthday, though, as I expect he's probably a little sensitive about his name. Do you suppose he ever changed it back after he turned 18?

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Thursday, February 15, 2024

Half Price Candy Sounds Good To Me!


Don't look now, Daria, but you're about to involuntarily celebrate Singles Awareness Day. If it's any comfort, it won't be long before she and Tom make Jane celebrate Singles Awareness Day.

Honestly, I think Daria would be better off taking her own advice from "What I Think About Valentine's Day," which appeared in the Huffington Post on this day in 2012. That is, she should go get herself some of that sweet discounted chocolate.

On this day in 1999, "Daria Day 99" aired on MTV to kick off the third season. I don't think there was anything about dating or chocolate involved, but there doesn't seem to be a lot of information out there about the event, so who knows?

Fanfic Update!
  • Avatar The Drama of Daria, by psychotol (part 12): "'Barch?' The science teacher turned around to see Daria stood behind her in the hallway as students walked past them to their classes holding a clamp folder and a large ziplock bag containing the envelope her homework assignment was in with appropriate hazard warnings on it."

  • The Betrothed, by easmith (parts 11 and 12): "Cynthia lay wide awake in her small, solitary room down in the Depths. She could not have guessed the hour, unaware even if the Sun had yet managed to rise or if the outer world still slumbered in darkness." (Part 12)

  • Complex College Mating Rituals as a Distraction from the Brutality of Boston Winter, by elle_stone (COMPLETE!): "'Complex college mating rituals as a distraction from the brutality of Boston winter,' Daria answers."

  • Homecoming, by DavidFalkayn (part 1): "One of the Q, taking on the form of a young woman with blonde hair and fair skin, approached Q as he gazed at the endless universes."

  • Southern Fried Carbones, by wilddogjj (COMPLETE!): "Quinn, her husband and their kids are in New Orleans for Mardi Gras."

  • Spider Quinn 06: The Lawndale Files, by cfardellbrenorenz29 (COMPLETE!): "Helen opened the door. 'Hello, Elisabeth. Stacy will be down shortly.'"

  • This is Not America, by ladyevil (part 5): "'Looks like they’ve split up.' Daria noted. 'Darn.' Jane said. 'That means we can’t watch them.'"

  • Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (parts 24 - 26): "So far, everyone kept following orders and the crazy situation still remained largely under control." (Part 25) (Part 26)

Tuesday, February 13, 2024

Anyone Here From the Planet Zippotron?


All of Lawndale appears to have turned out to celebrate Extraterrestrial Culture Day, and if we're lucky Daria and Jane will wear their alien space babe costumes. That's not likely, however, with the chance of Upchuck being present, so we'll just have to settle for Artie and his synthetic skin.

Someone should let Wind know that it's also Get a Different Name Day and he should feel free to change his name to Ronald now that the Naming Gazebo isn't standing in his way. Everyone else can either heed or ignore Jake's advice as they choose: "Walk away. You change your name, move to another state, get some ID. It's not too late to start over, Daria, it's not too late! You're still a young man! You don't have to live with your mistakes! Get out while you can!"

Don't worry. I'm not going to start shaking you.

Finally, I have good news for Daria and Tom. Not only is it Kiss Day, but also National Apology Day so they can go confess their mistake to Jane and hope for forgiveness. Maybe.

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Sunday, February 11, 2024

Anyone Know Where Helen Hides the Mop?


It seems that Jake won't be observing Don't Cry over Spilled Milk Day, because all of the milk is going down his throat. At least, it is for now. He's just one surprise credit card bill away from the mother of all spit takes!

If he does spill that milk and ends up starting a fire while cleaning it up, I hope that he remembers it's National Emergency Number Day and phones for help. The last thing he needs is another embarrassing "Helen! What's the number for 911?" moment.

While I realize that it's Get Out Your Guitar Day, please tell Trent to keep his instrument safely put away to avoid inflicting any auditory damage on innocent bystanders. If nothing else, he could at least celebrate National Van Day by getting into the Tank first and driving far, far away. Or at least as far as you can go in an unreliable vehicle like the Tank.

Fanfic Update!
  • The Betrothed, by easmith (parts 9 and 10): "Dylan wasn’t sure what he was expecting on their approach to the Atlantean home of Tíra, but a little wooden ranch on the side of an Idaho road was not it." (Part 10)

  • Parting Gift, by Rémi (parts 4 and 5): "'Anyway, Quinn, if this painting is going to bring back good memories for Daria, it’d be for the best if it brought back good memories of you.' suggested Jane." (Part 5)

  • runner's high, by notkimberlyerikson (COMPLETE!): "jane lane is a lanky thing. Her arms limbs sort of just hang off of her."

  • Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (part 23): "That fateful night still seemed like everything was normal, at least for most of the passengers that had already been asleep when the iceberg incident took place."

  • Unnamed story (The 1002 Deaths of Tom Sloane), by Lady Evil (COMPLETE!): "Tom's feet ached as he walked the streets of Hell. Yes, streets. He was surprised to find that Hell had cars, streets, stores, restaurants and other businesses just like any city on Earth."

Friday, February 9, 2024

Tooth-Havers, Today We Feast!


The good news for Mr. D is that he won't have to worry about celebrating Toothache Day! The bad news is that he won't be celebrating Having Teeth At All day, either.

If he's able to get some replacement teeth--metal or otherwise--I hope he gets to observe National Pizza Day! Daria and Jane will doubtless be participating, but hopefully within reason. That extra quart of grease can really pack a wallop.

I think I lean more towards celebrating Chocolate Day, which will surprise no one in fandom who knows anything about me at all. I'm sure Mrs. Johanssen will be happy to join me, but I hope she doesn't expect me to share.

Wednesday, February 7, 2024

Run, Jump, and...Read!


Mr. DeMartino looks just darling as a ballerina for National Ballet Day, and who knew the man could move with such grace? Next time he loses his temper I think he should do a grand jeté right out the window to go on a hike.

While Mr. D dances, Jane will run because it's National Girls and Women in Sports Day! She could join the track team...for a little while, until her teammates and coach get on her nerves again.

Daria, on the other hand, will have none of this physical activity at all and would prefer to celebrate World Read Aloud Day. She could even read out loud at the Better Days Nursing Home, but I don't think it will end well.

Fanfic Update!
  • Avatar: The Drama Of Daria, by psychotol (part 11): "'Barch right?' asked a dark skinned blue eyed woman, interrupting Barches internal debate over whether or not to punch the wall she had been staring at and prompting her to look at the woman she knew from somewhere recently."

  • The Betrothed, by easmith (parts 7 and 8): "The empty canvas mocked Abby. She was standing in the main courtyard, lit by the early morning sunlight, in the midst of playing children, outdoor classes, and bustling servants." (Part 8)

  • Parting Gift, by Rémi (parts 2 and 3): "'Quinn ?' asked Daria in a tentative, somewhat hesitant tone. 'Do you have something to do, or do you want to watch some TV or something ?'" (Part 3)

  • Spider Quinn 06: The Lawndale Files, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 2): "SpiderGirl wasn’t sure why Brittany wanted to talk to her. 'What’s up?' she asked."

Monday, February 5, 2024

"What Does Science Know?"


Seems the local news is helping us celebrate National Weatherman’s Day, and I hope they have good things to say about the weather forecast. If they try to warn Lawndale about an approaching hurricane, no one is likely to believe them.

Then again, if they do predict a hurricane it would be appropriate for Disaster Day, but not nearly as disastrous as wearing a cream-colored top to a Super Bowl party. Wait, that's not a disaster...it's a dip-saster!

On the subject of clothing faux pas, someone needs to tell the Fashion Club that it's International Clash Day, but don't mention that it refers to the band. I want to see them all show up in full fashion don't glory!

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Saturday, February 3, 2024

I Guess They're Tired of Frozen Lasagna!


Looks like there's no need to celebrate Feed the Birds Day today, as the "birds" (a.k.a. Jake and Helen) are taking care of it themselves. Or they're into some kind of new roleplaying exercise, in which case we should give them some privacy.

I hope Jane knows that it's American Painters Day, but it won't make much difference. I can't imagine her going even one day without painting, so today shouldn't be much different than any other for her.

Finally, even though it's National Missing Persons Day, I hope no one asks Quinn if she knows where Daria is. As she's already pointed out, she's not her sister's beeper.

Fanfic Update!
  • The Betrothed, by easmith (parts 5 and 6): "Anthony and Abby managed to keep their promise for the next couple of hours as the car wound its way through ever more mountainous territory, keeping their conversation to pleasant topics of family and friends and home." (Part 6)

  • Spider Quinn: 06 The Lawndale Files, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 1): "It was Assembly time at Lawndale High. Principal Angela Li came to the podium."

  • Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (part 22): "The sudden and dreadful shaking soon came to an end, and after that, nothing..."

Thursday, February 1, 2024

Let's Hope It's Only Temporary


Jake's all in for International Face and Body Art Day, and I think we're all grateful for those boxer shorts. I hope Trent celebrates by finding a new tattoo from a magazine!

Meanwhile, Jane should get out those art supplies and try out a new gummi bear-themed piece because it's Decorating With Candy Day! Just make sure Tom keeps his distance, or at least have some alternate snacks available at all times.

I have a good feeling about Jane's chances of success, but that may only be because it's Optimist Day. We should check in with Daria and see if she still sees that soda glass as half-empty.

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Tuesday, January 30, 2024

Beep!


I hope Upchuck decides to celebrate National Inane Answering Message Day again this year, because his previous entries, as recorded in The Daria Diaries, were classics:

"This is Charles. I can't come to the phone right now, because I am occupado. I could tell you what I am doing, but let's not ruin the mystery. At the tone, leave your name, number, and the time you called, and I will get back to you as soon as I can tear myself away from my life of intrigue, about which I cannot be specific, lest I put both my life and yours in danger."

"No, no...not now, girls! This is Charles Ruttheimer the Third, and you have reached my answering machine...please, ladies, patience!...speak clearly at the tone and...I'm on my way, my dears!...they so hate to be kept waiting...anyway, I'll get back to you as soon as possible...if this is an emergency, well, so is a woman on fire!"

"You have successfully contacted the underground grotto of The Ruttheimer Group, currently engineering our secret plan to achieve world domination by the year 2010. If you would like to know more about our plans to gain global control of mass media, subjugate the military forces of every nation on Earth, and install Charles Ruttheimer the Third as supreme ruler of all humankind, please leave your name and address at the beep, and we will send you an informative brochure and a free bumper sticker."

On a less amusing note, it was on this day in 2011 (the year after the Ruttheimer Group took over the world) that "Daria" made a guest appearance on Robot Chicken. While I feel obligated to mention it as being relevant to the fandom, the less said about it the better.

Fanfic Update!
  • The Betrothed, by easmith (parts 3 and 4): "For what felt like the tenth time, Dylan checked the room number against the one written on the back of the photograph." (Part 4)

  • A Different Morgendorffer, A Different Sloane, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (prologue): "It was stormy in Lawndale. Two teenage girls were braving the elements as they climbed up the Big Strawberry."

  • Parting Gift, by Rémi (part 1): "Of all the persons that Jane Lane could have expected to see at her front door that evening, Quinn Morgendorffer was probably the last."

  • Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (part 21): "The party at the First-class dining hall of that night had been the very best of the journey so far."

Sunday, January 28, 2024

Popping In For a New Blog Post


Daria's celebrating Pop Art Day by showing off her new masterpiece...or is Jane celebrating by being her own new masterpiece? It's exactly the kind of thought-provoking tour-de-force that any pop artist would love to produce!

While not a pop artist, it's worth mentioning that today is the anniversary of Jackson Pollock's birth in 1912. I recommend celebrating by attending a school dance in his honor, and bonus points if you and another student get into a one-sided fistfight in the parking lot.

Let's also wish Aunt Amy a happy National Amy Day, and hope that she's celebrating with another tropical vacation. Of course, the best part of any vacation is rubbing her sister's nose in it, so don't forget the postcard!

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Friday, January 26, 2024

Ya Call That a Cynic?


Daria's taking a little trip down under for Australia Day, and with the cold weather in the Northern Hemisphere right now I don't blame her one bit. I do caution her to watch out for the dangerous wildlife, or as they call it in Australia, the wildlife.

Maybe Jake and Helen will join her, so that they can enjoy some quality time together for Spouse’s Day! Of course, we've already seen that planned trips never really work out for them, so better luck next time?

It's just as well for Helen, who would never take the time off anyway. In fact, she's most likely celebrating National Fun at Work Day as we speak!

Fanfic Update!
  • The Betrothed, by easmith (parts 1 and 2): "'I saw her again last night.' Dylan paused, the phrase tickling at the back of his mind. 'That’s from a song, isn’t it?'" (Part 2)

  • Katie Huegel, by Meester_Lee (part 5): "Jane went into her kitchen that evening to make dinner for one. Trent was over at Monique’s: they’d reconciled again and they were doing whatever they were doing there."

  • A Slip, by fridaythesavage (COMPLETE!): "'You know, Morgendorffer, you seem to have changed your attitude lately,' said Jane over an afterschool pizza."

  • This is Not America, by ladyevil (part 4): "'And here come the rest of them.' Jane said as she and Daria sat on a small hill overlooking the pond in the park. The Fashion Club gathered to do their community service."

  • Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (part 20): "Captain Edward Smith never quite liked when the ocean looked like this at night."

Wednesday, January 24, 2024

May I Compliment You on Your Beer and/or Peanut Butter?


Quinn is passing along some flattering comments to her very favorite person on Compliment Day, which for her is every day. As Daria once pointed out, it's very hard not to compliment her.

You could take the opportunity to compliment Kevin on his recycling skills in honor of Beer Can Appreciation Day, because it takes real skill to crush those cans on one's forehead. You could also compliment Ms. Barch's ex-husband on his beer can collection, but don't let Barch hear you say it!

For those of you who aren't interested in compliments or beer, there's always National Peanut Butter Day! Take a page from Trent's book and let some peanut brittle hijack your brain. Just don't sit on any sandwiches, unless you'd like to get up close and personal with a bee.

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Monday, January 22, 2024

Brrrrrr!


Seems it's long past time for someone to invite Daria to celebrate Come in From the Cold Day! Still, better late than never. Daria, please come warm up--physically, at least, not personality-wise.

Given the extreme cold weather currently afflicting much of the United States, I suppose this alter ego is not quite as far-fetched as it might seem. To any fellow Daria fans in the path of the cold and snow, please stay safe and warm!

In fact, perhaps Jake can speed up the process by observing National Hot Sauce Day...in moderation. He wants his daughter warm, not with her taste buds burned to a crisp.

Finally, some good news for Mrs. Johansen because it's National Polka Dot Day and she can wear her favorite outfit again. Never mind what Quinn says about vertical stripes!

Saturday, January 20, 2024

Sandi's Looking Especially Fowl Today


Yes, Sandi, everyone is paying attention to you for Penguin Awareness Day, but it's not the attention you think it is. It's not because you look particularly stylish, although that tuxedo is pretty sharp. No, it's because everyone is wondering why you let Dr. Shar go full-on Dr. Moreau. It's...terrifying.

I suggest shaking off that horrific image and enjoying National Cheese Lover Day instead. Jake might even dust off his squirrel impression and declare "Gimme cheese! I want cheese!"

I hope Upchuck knows that it's not only National Charlie Day, but National DJ Day as well! He should go put on some tunes, especially because if he's manning the DJ booth then he can't interact with anyone.

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Thursday, January 18, 2024

I Hope They Got Her Good Side!


Daria's just checking out the piece about her in Animation Magazine that was published on this day in 2002. It covered the creators' thoughts as the series came to a close, but never once referred to Daria as "jiggy" or "edgy!"

Staying within the literary vein, today is also Thesaurus Day! I hope/desire/wish you have an exceptional/marvelous/tremendous holiday/celebration/festivity!

Fanfic Update!
  • Avatar: The Drama Of Daria, by psychotol (part 11): "Daria and Jane were almost to their next class when there was a bunch of alarmed exclamations from a crowd around a source of light that indicated a fire and a wave of movement in the crowd indicated everyone was backing off from it."

  • Katie Huegel, by Meester_Lee (parts 3 and 4): "Margaret Manson sat back in her chair going through the folders of the new kids she’d tested. Ms. Li had begun resurrecting the student testing program to screen problem students so they could be channeled into programs where they wouldn’t cause difficulties." (Part 4)

  • Southern Fried Carbones, by wilddogjj (parts 1 and 2): "A heavy snowfall is happening outside the house. Inside, Quinn is in her office going through the mail when one letter catches her eye." (Part 2)

  • Spider Quinn 05: The Trip to Freemont, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (COMPLETE!): "After some questioning of the bartender and finding that all the people there were similar to Travis, Daria realised it was going to be more difficult than she expected."

  • Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (parts 18 and 19): "It had been a rather quiet and uneventful journey for Captain Stanley Lord of the Californian, until the moment when his ship encountered a dangerous and alarming surprise that night!" (Part 19)

Tuesday, January 16, 2024

Here Be Cheerleaders


Let's hope Brittany is feeling appreciated on Appreciate a Dragon Day, because with her temper I don't think anyone would survive the alternative. Better start running, Kevvy!

I don't know if Brittany's looking forward to flame-broiled food, but she needs to know that it's International Hot and Spicy Food Day and she should add some hot sauce. Of course, that would probably only make her breathe more fire, and that seems dangerous.

Come to think of it, let's encourage her to celebrate National Nothing Day by just minding her own business and not frying anyone alive at all. She would do well to remember Daria's wise words: "the negative, which is the nothingness of being and the annihilating power both together, is nothingness."

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Sunday, January 14, 2024

Poor Mr. D Is Not Having a Good Day


Mr. DeMartino should really stick to teaching history, as celebrating International Kite Day clearly isn't going well for him. At the very least, I think he might consider limiting his outdoor activities to hiking, because that comes with far lower chances of electrocution.

Better yet, he could enjoy seven days of pizza for National Pizza Week! Then again, while I'm sure he'd love having regular meals, there's no way he could afford one pizza, let alone a week's worth, on his meager salary.

I suppose his best option is to take a walk down memory lane with Daria and Jane on the anniversary of "Look Back In Annoyance," which first aired on this day in 2002. It might be a "cheap ass clip show" but at least it won't cost him anything.

Fanfic Update!
  • Katie Huegel, by Meester_Lee (parts 1 and 2): "The battered sedan slowed down to a stop outside the front entrance of the modern, well-kept high school building. 'This must be it,' said Patty Holman. 'Have a good day, honey.'" (Part 2)

  • Spider Quinn 05: The Trip to Freemont, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 2): "Upon arriving home, Daria got into the car that formerly belonged to her father, but which her mother said she and Quinn could use. She turned on the engine."

  • Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (part 17): "All that Anna Coulthard could feel that day was that now she had a cold and hollow piece of rock instead of having a heart."

Friday, January 12, 2024

They're So Cute When They're Filled With Loathing!


Daria and Quinn are celebrating National Youth Day, although only one of them is doing so enthusiastically. In her defense, Daria has always been clear that she doesn't like children, even when she was a child, so no one should be surprised by this.

However, Daria should know that it's also Kiss a Ginger Day and she's got an excellent opportunity sitting right next to her! Don't hold your breath, though; she's more likely to choose to kiss Upchuck.

Hey, maybe if no one tells Helen that it's Work Harder Day, she'll take the day off.

Ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Like that would ever happen.

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Wednesday, January 10, 2024

Does Anyone Even Water the Poor Thing?


I don't think the Morgendorffers' plant is enjoying Houseplant Appreciation Day, but then again the Morgendorffer house is the last place anyone should go to feel appreciated. Unless you're a frozen lasagna deliveryman, I suppose.

You do want to visit the Morgendorffers if you're going to celebrate Peculiar People Day, though. In fact, walk into any house in Lawndale and you'll probably encounter some peculiar people! Also, you'll probably get arrested for trespassing.

Fanfic Update!
  • Lawyers, Gigs, and Money, by Dennis (COMPLETE!): "Jane Lane stood behind the bar watching the dregs of the evening crowd complete their various journeys toward alcohol-induced unconsciousness."

Monday, January 8, 2024

Can't Help Falling Asleep


Trent's putting on a pretty convincing impression of Elvis Presley for the anniversary of the late singer's birth on this day in 1935. Sadly, the illusion will be completely shattered the moment he actually starts to sing.

Still, if he can pull off the pelvic moves then he'll probably get his share of attention on Male Watcher’s Day. Daria, at least, will probably pay attention. Jane will be looking for anyone wearing a pair of shoes she's thinking about buying. Yes, the shoes. That's all.

Finally, I am at this very moment celebrating Typing Day! I wonder if Quinn will do the same. Just remember her signature sign-off: Smiley face, surprise face, wink!

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Saturday, January 6, 2024

They're So Sweet When They're Imaginary!


Jake and Helen look extra sweet together for Cuddle Up Day, and it's a shame they don't get along like this more often. And by "more often" I mean "at all," because this scene was taken from a fantasy sequence in Daria's imagination. Oh, well. There's always the pancake batter.

But never mind about breakfast; today is National Take a Poet to Lunch Day and you have your choice of poets to invite! You could get some fast food with Quinn while she reads you "The Greasy Fry" or try to keep your food down while Andrea talks about rotting bags of flesh. On second thought, maybe just skip the poets entirely.

Whomever you have lunch with, I recommend you follow Daria's lead and order a steak for Joan of Arc's birthday on this day in 1412. Hm. I think that joke works better when spoken out loud.

Fanfic Update!
  • Daria Ravenclaw: The Legend of Sporting Joe, by Meester_Lee (part 20): "Oswald sat in his chair and seethed as he watched Skein and the restaurant’s bouncer escort Derrick out of the restaurant."

  • Far Away for too Long, by ViriVulpi (COMPLETE!): "She heard her alarm and grabbed her glasses from the nightstand. It was the weekend and she forgot to turn off the switch."

  • Spider Quinn 05: The Trip to Freemont, by cfardellbrenorenz29 (part 5): "Jane looked at the card Daria held out. 'Wow. Licensed to drive. The grotesque picture makes it official.'"

  • This is Not America, by ladyevil (part 3): "'It’s called a ménage à trois.' Alfred said as their pizza and a pitcher of Coke was served."

Thursday, January 4, 2024

Is It Oxidizing?


I think Jake's having some technical difficulties on National Spaghetti Day, and not just because he's wearing it on his head instead of eating it. That's clearly penne and not spaghetti, but I'm sure it would be okay if he served fettucine. Both of those are Trent's favorite, after all.

Let's all wish a happy National Rachel Day to the Landons' least-noticed member. With any luck she'll have some time off from taking care of Evan and hearing about how great Jodie is to actually enjoy it.

Finally, who wants to celebrate Trivia Day by listening to Daria and Jane share some of their favorite fun facts from the Middle Ages? I'm sure it will only make you lose part of your appetite!

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Tuesday, January 2, 2024

He Sure Looks Uncomfortable. Good.


Looks like Upchuck is trying out Run up the Flagpole and See if Anyone Salutes Day, but I don't think anyone is going to salute him. Unless it's out of gratitude that he's taken himself out of contact with any and all females. I suppose I could explain to him how the holiday is meant to refer to a metaphor, but I think I like him better up there.

I suppose it's possible that he's just doing some weird new exercise, in which case I recommend he try celebrating National Personal Trainer Day instead. Quinn is exceptionally good a motivation; just ask Sandi. She can get anyone to swim, you cow! Swim!

Or maybe Upchuck was picked up by aliens and dropped onto the flagpole, which would be an interesting story idea and fits in perfectly with National Science Fiction Day! I'm sure Artie would be willing to read it, anyway.

Fanfic Update!
  • The Engineer and the Time Lady, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 23): "'We're almost there,' Andersen said. Albert could see the ice palace ahead. 'But, still, General Order One...'"

  • Extensions, by fridaythesavage (part 1): "'Welcome to "It's a Nutty, Nutty, Nutty World",' started Daria Morgendorffer 24th time that day."

Sunday, December 31, 2023

Ten! Nine! Eight! And so forth!


It doesn't look like Daria's going to make it to midnight for New Year’s Eve, but the rest of us can have the countdown to 2024 while she takes a nap. Just count quietly, okay? And have a great new year!

It was on this day in 2002 that Daria made a (very) brief appearance on MTV's annual New Year's Eve show. Given her usual preferences, though, we should count ourselves lucky she was willing to show up at all.

Finally, a special shout out to Andrea for National Andrea Day! I hope she gets to read some of her best poetry, or at least that her shift at PayDay isn't too annoying.

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Friday, December 29, 2023

Yo Yo Rah!


Brittany is surprisingly focused for International Cello Day, but if she's found something she's good at (besides twirling her hair around her finger and looking vacant) then I'm all for it. Bow away, Brittany!

Jake, on the other hand, needs to back away from the spice rack. Just because it's Pepper Pot Day doesn't mean he should use too much (or perhaps any) pepper in his cooking. His tongue only just returned to its normal color!

Fanfic Update!
  • Avatar: The Drama Of Daria, by psychotol (parts 9 and 10): "Daria had fallen into a routine that seemed to just burn time by the time the interschool match came about, and Daria was now preparing to fight their designated opponents." (Part 10)

  • The Pawshank Redemption, by Kristen Bealer (COMPLETE!): "Brian Taylor, Chris Griffin, and Courtney and Adrian Lane trudged through the Crewe Neck neighborhood towards the Taylor house in sullen silence."

  • SpiderGirl’s Debut, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (COMPLETE!): "Having, read the article, Quinn Morgendorffer left the café. She smiled. The various criminals had been put on notice, in a way."

Wednesday, December 27, 2023

Witness for the Persecution of Male Students


Ms. Barch looks much classier than usual, thanks to her alter ego as Marlene Dietrich, who was born on this day in 1901. Don't be fooled, though. Behind that calm, suave exterior beats the heart of a raving lunatic.

For those who prefer their celebrities to be more childish and fictional, it was on this day in 1947 that the first episode of Howdy Doody was broadcast. Decades later, Upchuck would do a fantastic job of emulating the puppet without even trying.

Finally, it may be winter but there's no reason you can't celebrate Visit the Zoo Day! Especially if you're looking for inspiration for a new hairstyle.

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