Showing posts with label mart of darkness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mart of darkness. Show all posts
Saturday, July 5, 2025
Anyone For a Trip to Bikini Island?
Andrea is just rocking that two-piece for International Bikini Day, but I hope Upchuck doesn't see her. Not because she would be embarrassed but because the boy would probably spontaneously combust on the spot.
Helen won't have time for buying or wearing swimsuits, though, because it's Work-a-holics Day and...well, I guess today won't actually be any different from any other day for her. Still, it must be nice to have your work-related insanity acknowledged one day out of every year!
Finally, it was on this day in 2000 that the episode "Mart of Darkness" first aired. Andrea wore a PayDay smock instead of a bikini, and she found common ground with Jane and Daria!
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Tuesday, July 5, 2022
At Least Upchuck Is Happy
Andrea doesn't look even remotely amused by National Bikini Day, and I don't really blame her. Couldn't they at least have found her something in black?
Today is also the anniversary of the episode "Mart of Darkness," which aired on this day in 2000. I bet Payday sells bikinis, but you have to buy a pack of twenty. Hey, maybe Andrea used her employee discount to get hers!
Fandom News!
- LadySparrow has a "My Night At Daria's" observation.
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Sunday, July 5, 2020
Someone Pick Upchuck's Jaw Off the Floor, Please
Andrea, unlikely as it is, seems to be celebrating National Bikini Day. Even stranger, Andrea was also featured in a bikini in the end credits of Is It College Yet? Someone working on the show must have had a bit of a crush on everyone's favorite goth chick.
Today is also Work-a-holics Day, and I really hope that Helen plans to celebrate only one or the other. I have to assume bikinis are not part of the law firm's dress code.
Finally, today is the anniversary of the episode "Mart of Darkness," which aired on this day in 2000. In it, we found out that Andrea worked at Payday, although probably not very hard. And not in a bikini, either.
Fanfic Update!
- All the News that’s Fit to Primp (General "Daria in Morrowind" Thread), by welltemperedclavier (COMPLETE!): "Sure, things did get cold and all gloomy in autumn, but that wasn’t so bad since at least it gave you an excuse for more layers. And it’s not like Quinn had even bought any new dresses since coming to Morrowind so she needed to mix things up."
- Backseat for No One, by EntrancedCat (part 8): "As they rounded the corner to Schloss Morgendorffer, Brittany slowed down causing Daria to give unvoiced thanks. Brittany uncharacteristically took a hand off the wheel to point."
- Contriving Hope, by RubinaLadybug (COMPLETE!): "'FORGET IT, TIMOTHY!' 'But, Anthony, I need counselors for my OK To Cry Corral. None of my students have taken interest in making a difference.'"
- Enter the Silhouette, by Roentgen (part 3): "'And as you can see, uh..."Silhouette", the cameras completely cover the arc of the mansion. We have three people watching the cameras, three patrolling the grounds. The perimeter is encircled by a fence and one gate.'"
- A Moment Behind the Mask, by RubinaLadybug (COMPLETE!): "'And so completes our time of raising the dead and causing mass panic in this listless town,' Daria stated, her deadpan tone infecting every word she spouted."
- Reclaiming the Fire, by RubinaLadybug (COMPLETE!): "Groans and grunts echoed against the hallways. Lockers slammed. Shoes lazily slid against the linoleum floor. Student life sluggishly reentered Lawndale High School."
- Unpacking Lawndale YouTube Drama in 2020 with Quinn Morgendorffer (Scenes No Daria fanfic should have: The Closing Walls of Schloss Morgendorffer and Casa Lane), by Shiva (COMPLETE!): "[The Video begins: Quinn is seated in a fluffy pink paradise. Her face bare but primed and clearly ready for makeup]"
Friday, July 5, 2019
Is a Trip to Bikini Island In Order?
Don't let the festive beach ball or the cute swimwear fool you. Andrea is clearly not enjoying National Bikini Day...although I'll bet Upchuck is.
Speaking of Andrea, today is also the anniversary of the episode "Mart of Darkness," which aired on this day in 2000. I think we got more insight into Andrea's character in that brief exchange than we saw in the rest of the series put together!
Fandom News!
- What if Daria characters counted sheep? Share your impressions in the thread.
- Discuss the end of MAD Magazine.
- Talk about the new movie Men In Black International.
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Wednesday, July 5, 2017
Perhaps Upchuck Took Her to Bikini Island
Andrea looks less than thrilled to be the model for National Bikini Day. In fact, if the person who talked her into the bikini is within range, we might be about to find out if it's possible to kill someone with a beach ball.
Today is also Workaholics Day, and Helen can take center stage for this one. I don't think it would be wise to show up for work in a bikini, though.
Finally, today is the anniversary of the episode "Mart of Darkness," which aired on this day in 2000. I don't remember anyone wearing a bikini in that one, but it did feature Andrea. At work. Specifically not wearing a bikini.
Fandom News!
- Discuss the lack of business for Keystone XL and what might result.
- RLobinske reflects on being as old as his father.
- Charles RB shares a radio show: Independence Day UK.
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Saturday, July 5, 2014
Hooray for Overworked Lawyers!

Today we also observe the anniversary of the episode "Mart of Darkness," which first aired on this day in 2000. In honor of it, we will be giving out free samples and holding a command performance of Madame Butterfly in the automotive department.
Fanfic Update!
- Daria: College Pains Redux, by James the Lesser (part 15): "Halloween was coming and all the colleges were abuzz with various parties. People were talking about costumes. Daria ignored it all. She wasn't going to any big parties. Nothing would get her to go. So she thought."
- Jane's esteem, by EntrancedCat (part 1): "'I've never taught self-esteem to teens, Angela,' Timothy O'Neill expressed to his boss, Principal Angela Li. 'I'm not sure I have the self-confidence to give these teens the self-confidence which they so desperately need.'"
- Trip Down Memory Lane, by Evil Icing (part 1): "Oh. That's right. For some odd reason, Jane found herself victim to a reminiscing older brother, stuck on a road trip to—make things worse—the dreaded yearly family reunion. And every year they just got worse."
Friday, July 5, 2013
"It's more than a quirk. I've got to confess I'm addicted to work!"

This is also the anniversary of the episode "Mart of Darkness," which first aired on this day in 2000. Come for the gummy bears, stay for the command performance of Madame Butterfly in the automotive department.
Fanfic Update!
- Collateral (Proposed IC: My Secret Baby), by SinisterExaggerator (COMPLETE!): " There was a narrowly arced smile on her face, and the innocent glints in her eyes seemed to betray no menace. But that was what disturbed Quinn the most; it was one thing to see someone full-on embrace someone else for far more sinister purposes."
- Death and Rebirth, by ST91 (COMPLETE!): "He looked at his reflection in the mirror and smiled. For the duration of high school, to everyone except for his friends, he was Bob the Punk. Bob the Punk."
- Jane's Obsession, by BrownEyedBagel (COMPLETE!): "Random chaos started to turn into designed chaos. Minutes turned into hours. Hours turned into pizza and a shower followed by a few more minutes."
- LSD, by PrecambrianStudios (parts 8 and 9): "[So, whatcha think of the school so far?] Anna asked Daria as they walked home from school together." (Part 9)
- Mad Dog's Legacy Chapter 11: Wilderness Adverturers, by Hyrin (part 5): "Quinn looked down at her body as her aunt and grandmother scrambled to her. Where she had only a moment ago felt an overwhelming sorrow and a horrid stomach ache, she now felt a sense of relief and peace."
- Of All The People That Won't Be Missed, by LongSnakeMoan (part 9): "Something in his words seemed to stir something in Jae and from behind Ryan he saw her silently and slowly move as everyone's attention was fixed on him and the cop."
- The Punk and the Snark, by Shiva (part 11): "Dinner was very much the disaster that Daria had predicted it to be."
- Ride (LLH Mini), by RLobinske (COMPLETE!): "Blumenberg said, 'Cadet Springer, Ms. Morgendorffer, good afternoon. Please say hello to my guest, Capt. John Young. John, Cadet Springer is here for training from USAES and Ms. Morgendorffer is a Legion representative.'"
- Something (Slightly) Wicked, by macross (parts 3 - 4): "'Brittany maybe you could try to give me the correct answer, that is if you mind taking your attention off that BOOK first!'" (Part 3.5) (Part 4)
- Tom Sloane, Lax Bro, by Shiva (part 11): "Ok, so getting kicked out of Yankee Stadium sucked BALLS!"
- Unnamed story (Scenes No Daria Fan-Fic Should Have: MY EYES THEY BURN!!), by PrecambrianStudios (COMPLETE!): "'Daaaaaaaaaaaaaria!' Quinn called from the bottom of the stairs. 'Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaria!'"
- Untitled Random Story #2 (Scenes No Daria Fan-Fic Should Have: MY EYES THEY BURN!!), by Shiva (COMPLETE!): "As Daria exhaled cigarette smoke in the shape of rings, Jane was at her side on the couch with a how-to book on the manufacture of crystal meth."
- What Goes On in His Night, by PrecambrianStudios (COMPLETE!): "He sat up in bed, ever alert, just like every night. He was always reluctant to let sleep take him, because he knew if he closed his eyes, he would go back to where nothing was safe."
- What Now? (Proposed IC: My Secret Baby), by Shiva (COMPLETE!): "'So you asked me to come here to talk, so what's with the mute act?'"

Thursday, July 5, 2012
Rowr!
Happy anniversary to the bikini, which debuted in Paris on this day in 1946. Andrea is modeling one herself, but she doesn't seem very happy about it. Maybe one day Tom will finally talk Daria into putting on that fur bikini, but I'm not about to hold my breath.
Today is also the anniversary of the episode "Mart of Darkness," which aired on this day in 2000. No bikinis in that one that I can recall, but we were subjected to Ms. Li's bare legs.
Fanfic Update!
- All's Fare (A kinda-sorta IC - No Gas!), by DeacBlue (COMPLETE!): "'Thank you for riding Morgendorffer taxi, Mrs. Johannsen, please use us for all of your transportation needs,' Daria said to the severely obese woman as she levered herself with difficulty out of Daria's Vortex while Daria swiped her credit card."
- Attack of the "Super Brain", by Captain Marbles (COMPLETE!): "Daria gritted her teeth, 'I'm not nervous.' She aimed the car at Travis and floored the accelerator!"
- Blissful Sleep III (Scenes no Daria Fanfic should ever have: Monday, Monday), by Shiva (COMPLETE!): "'Father?' Elsie said while approaching her father, Angier Sloane as he signed some papers at the breakfast table. 'Yes Elsie?' he asked as he lifted his gaze from the documents and noticed that his daughter had a file in her hands. She tossed it onto the pile of papers and flatly told him to look."
- Daria is Raven's Apprentice, by project pegasus: "Raven: You have yourself a deal. Starfire: No! Hieronymus Q. Cashman: I knew that you were a reasonable person, Raven. Raven: BUT you will have to agree to certain conditions."
- Daria's Clam Jam! (Scenes no Daria Fanfic should ever have: Monday, Monday), by Shiva (COMPLETE!): "Hey it's me, your favorite bitter cynic, Daria
Morgendorffer and I'm here to talk to you about an important subject, Clam Jamming." - David's Addition (Scenes no Daria Fanfic should ever have: Monday, Monday), by Shiva (COMPLETE!): "'That guy keeps staring at us.' Daria complained to Jane while listening to Trent's latest set at the Zon, then she realized something about him. 'Hey,' Daria breathed, 'I think I know him.'"
- Ethan Yeager in Lawndale: Ch 8 Negotiable Education, by Shiva (COMPLETE!): "'I mean, like, if it makes them happy, then who are we to judge?' Sandi asked at one point while twirling a finger through her newly tweaked Pink hair that now had white streaks. 'I’m impressed Sandi.' Jane had answered plainly, her fork suspended in midair. 'Thanks Jayne,' she had replied with a small smile, 'I know I, like, have a reputation as a bitch, but... A lot’s changed.'"
- Garden of Eden (Iron Chef: And Go!), by Roentgen (COMPLETE!): "She remembered a day when she went to a Fashion Club meeting at Quinn's house. During a break, she went downstairs to get some diet soda. That was when she heard Daria and Jane talking about the potential of cryogenic suspension. As she walked back upstairs, it sounded really good to her. Who knows, maybe people could live forever? Besides, what would she need her body for when she was dead?"
- God Save the Esteem 42: Combat Rock, by Charles RB (COMPLETE!): "Thousands of years ago, at Thermopylae, three hundred Spartans stood against a greater army, with no hope or aid except for the four hundred Thebans, seven hundred Thespians, and an unknown number of helots who were also there but didn’t have as good a marketing team. Now, in Lawndale, three hundred punks marched towards the Man’s lines, and there really were just three hundred of them. Punks are better than Spartans. Maths." (Part 7)
- Jamie Wins Quinn (Scenes no Daria Fanfic should ever have: Monday, Monday), by Shiva (COMPLETE!): "'Hey Quinn,' the familiar voice of one of the J's, though Quinn still couldn't remember his name, "I have to talk to you.' 'What is it Jerome?' she asked sweetly while she stood in her doorway. 'It's Jamie and this is kinda private, can we talk inside?'"
- Justice Is Served (Scenes no Daria Fanfic should ever have: Monday, Monday), by breitasparrow (COMPLETE!): "'Tommy Sherman's DEAD!' As the student body rushed out onto the football field, Daria and Jane remained standing by their lockers and glaring at each other, frozen in shock at the news. After a moment of total silence between them, they slowly stepped out to meet the students and faculty on the field."
- Kick Ass, Bubble Gum, Pizza (Scenes no Daria Fanfic should ever have: Monday, Monday), by Shiva (COMPLETE!): "Jane raised an eyebrow as Daria strode the halls of Lawndale High with an uncharacteristic strut, popping bubble gum bubbles and carrying an overstuffed backpack across her back. She almost asked a question but Daria gave her a look that read, 'Don't ask.' So she didn't ask."
- More Than Just A Teacher Crush, by BrownEyedBagel (part 1): "I lie on my back on the bed and stare at the ceiling. It was one of the strangest days of my life; and one of the best. I smile to myself as it all sinks in. If you told me that all that was going to happen, I would have assumed that you were nuts. I reach for my prize and lightly wrap it around my wrist; maybe I’m a little crazy myself. Here I am playing with his necktie again."
- Now Serving.... (Scenes no Daria Fanfic should ever have: Monday, Monday), by thatLONERchick (COMPLETE!): "Saint Peter stood at the Pearly Gates (tm), Book of Life before him. And boy, was he pissed."
- One Little Thing, by peetz5050 (parts 1 - 7): "'I've had some therapy... but I'm all better now.' Daria flashed her a totally false toothy grin that wouldn't have looked any better on a month old corpse. 'Anything to do with the limp? If you don't mind me asking.' Jane's artistic eye had spotted the deformity in the thigh muscle in Daria's left leg through the skin tight jeans she wore. Her lower legs encased in serious looking knee-length biker boots. A many strapped and studded leather jacket completed the ensemble." (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5) (Part 6) (Part 7)
- Operation Glitterberries, by BF110C4 (part 20): "Frank Winston was annoyed. He had been less than five minutes to end his shift when a call from that asshole of Sergeant Reich, the chief’s lapdog, came from the net, ordering him to go and play fetch for one of his big wigs that had smoked some bad weed and now send one of their cronies for a change of clothes and their insurance. And since said crony lacked a key he was authorized by the owner to break a window to enter, just like a burglar."
- A Resentful Cynic Ch.4 : Revenge of the Malled, by ST91 (part 2): "'Jake,' Helen said, turning to her husband. 'Yes dear?' 'Do you feel that Daria is moving away from us?' Oh Come on ! Quinn thought angrily. Aren’t you able to stop thinking about her for a moment?"
- Sakred Triangle (New Shared AU: Invertedverse), by Shiva (COMPLETE!): "Mack wiped some sweat off his brow and said to his band mates, 'Hey guys, good practice.' 'Yeah we rocked it!' Evan cheered while hitting a couple extra notes on his drum kit, 'We're hardcore Criminel's!'"
- Sexy Daria: Sexy Cute Models, by Shiva (part 1): "Daria glanced first at Jane, and then at Scarlett for confirmation on what she had just heard, and the looks her friends gave her said it all. Yes, O’Neill had just asked Brittany what she thought about Thoreau's Walden. He got the answer he deserved."
- Shadows of a Timeless Song, by Dennis (part 9): "'I can feel the magic in the ground, even if you can't,' Hermione said, voice taut with anger. 'A powerful artifact lay here, and someone used the Dark Arts on this spot, within the last week. If it wasn't a Dark Wizard stealing Caliburn, what as it?' 'I don't know,' Daria said, suddenly pensive. There was a strong sense of wrongness here, but for some reason, she didn't think it had anything to do with what Hermione described. Still, as much as it galled her, she had to admit that Hermione was probably right."
- Tales of the Ringbearers: A Salvage Attempt (IC: Hell is Crossed People), by Doggieboy (part 2): "One of the myths from his society involved the fall of a previous civilization - possibly human. According to the beliefs of one of their religions, the gods came down from the heavens and fought their own creations who had became brutally nightmarish monsters. At the end of that fight, the gods made dogs the dominant species. He found himself wondering if that particular myth was actually true after what he had seen so far. After all, some of his own people happened to believe that the myth was not only true, but a warning as well. 'May my civilization never fall like this one has.'"
- Tiffany's War Against Fat (Scenes no Daria Fanfic should ever have: Monday, Monday), by Shiva (COMPLETE!): "Tiffany Blum-Deckler ignored the dying screams of her latest patient as she finished her god-given task to rid the world of fat at any costs."
- The Towel Boy & the QB Find Love, by Shiva (COMPLETE!): "Kevin sucked on the tongue that invaded his mouth with lustful abandon before breaking the kiss once more and saying, 'So you and my Dad did this when you were teenagers...' 'Yeah,' Wind Lane replied after getting his breath back, 'He was the QB and all the girls wanted him, all the guys wanted to be him, and me... I wanted him too.'"
- Undying Love, by BrownEyedBagel (part 10): "'I think we need to talk.' Daria mentally gave herself credit for trying, but it only lasted a few seconds. Truth be told, the idea of being on speaking terms again never evolved more than just a momentary curiosity. There wasn’t much of a relationship in the first place beyond the titles of caregiver and dependant. Daria pondered on exactly to what extent she could ever call herself his daughter."
- Unexpected Hookup: A Bigger Bite, by Shiva (part 2): "On that note Daria just nodded and stood up, he followed suit and noted that Quinn was already moving like the wind with her cellphone firmly in hand pushing buttons. 'Let slip the dogs of fashionistas at war.' Ronnie muttered and bringing a joyful grin to Daria’s face. 'You know what would really piss of my parents, once they come back to reality?' 'What?' 'Being in my room with the door locked.' 'Sounds good.'"
- Unnamed story (Iron Chef: Termination Fail), by BrownEyedBagel (part 1): "My name is Quinn Morgendorffer. I consider myself an only child. I tell everyone that Daria’s just my cousin, or some other bullsh*t because we’re not really sisters. The thing is...is that she is the ‘wanted child’."
- Unnamed story (Scenes no Daria Fanfic should ever have: Monday, Monday), by BrownEyedBagel (COMPLETE!): "Quinn slowly rotates her head to see the view. Under her bed she can see the slightly open door and the hallway behind it. Confident that she is safe and alone she dials a number on the phone; sandwiching it between her chest and a heavy pillow to muffle any noise. She checks the view again to be sure that it’s clear before speaking."
- Unnamed story (Scenes no Daria Fanfic should ever have: Monday, Monday), by JoeMerl (COMPLETE!): "Ring...ring... Click. 'Hello?' 'Hi, Aunt Mildred?'"
- What-a-day (New Shared AU: Invertedverse), by OverlordMikey (COMPLETE!): "What-a-day! First Stacy and Sandi in the cafeteria, then Ted and Ed beating up on the J’s, and now this! Keep your cool Angelia, they’re just kids. You'll get to them someday!"
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
On the Partnership Fast Track

This is also the eleventh anniversary of the first airing of Mart of Darkness, shown in 2000. It gave us one more nail in the Jane/Tom coffin as well as a rare speaking appearance for Andrea. We never did find out who had their hand on Sandi's butt, though. Any theories?
Finally, happy birthday to P. T. Barnum, who was born on this day in 1810. He was known as both a showman and a scam artist, and is remembered for his many hoaxes. Interestingly, the phrase "There's a sucker born every minute," though often attributed to Barnum, was not actually uttered by the man.
Fandom News!
- For those interested in a new level of navel gazing, RLobinske posted the first results of microbiological diversity of the human navel.
- How would you explain the irregularities in Daria's Highland chronology?
- Do you find the movie Dr. Strangelove funny? Say why/why not in the thread.
- The Casper film is terrifying, and Charles RB explains why.
- What do you think are Quinn and Stacy's spirit animals?
- Erin M. posted a new Iron Chef in The Easel: Mack Dynamite.
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Monday, July 5, 2010
Bad Tom! Bad Tom!


My Favorite "Mart of Darkness" Quotes
- "Oops." (Tom)
- "Oh no! Oh, my God! Oh no, accessory emergency. Stacy, I have to go. No, Stacy, it's not you. It's not. It's not! Okay, fine! It is you! Bye!" (Quinn)
- "A vision of Christ in a half-eaten candy bar? Talk about 'My Sweet Lord!' The Immaculate Confection, next on Sick, Sad World."
- "I see where Kevin gets his charm." "Yeah, Mr. Thompson's funny." "Oh, shut up." "Okay." (Mrs. Barch and Jamie)
- "I just love laundry detergent boxes. They're so... happy!" (Brittany)
- "What do you think I am? Stupid?" (Brittany) (sorry)
- "Look, Tom's reasonable enough. Maybe if you just talked it out." "Hmm. Sounds sort of drastic." "Then, how about this? Serve him some frozen lasagna and tell him you're sorry you haven't been around much lately, but as soon as you get some time off, you're gonna do something fun together and really catch up on each other's lives." "You know, Helen ought to write a book." (Daria and Jane)
- "Well, you found me. Now you can make fun of the pathetic goth chick whose parents make her work at a crappy job in a stupid warehouse store. Go on, cut me up like you do everyone else." (Andrea)
- "Will whoever has their hand on my butt please remove it, this instant." (Sandi, to...?)
- A strange post-apocalypse tale begins this day 11 years ago. Recall the title?
- An original character in Daria fanfiction died 147 years ago today, but not in every alternate Dariaverse. Who was he?
- A minor Daria who appeared only once had her wedding gown made this day 74 years ago. Who was she?
- Finally, a popular Daria website was last updated three years ago today. Which one is that?
PPMB
- Daria & Son, by Brian Taylor and Erin Mills (COMPLETE!): "Mr. O'Neill?" "Please, Daria, you can call me "Timothy" or even "Tim" if you like. After all, we're going to be colleagues now." It's official. Lawndale High is the tenth ring of Hell.
- Finn Morgendorffer 52: With Extra Bitters, by HolyGrail2007 (Part 1): “Jake, you will be on your best behavior when we go to that mixer. No drinking. You know how you get when you’re drinking.” “It’s a mixer, Helen!” “And I recall when you drank during the paintball trip.” Helen countered. “In fact, make sure you only discuss business and pleasantries. Nothing else, be good.” “Aww, dammit Helen. I can behave if I want to!” Jake shouted. Helen sighed. Perhaps, the morning of this mixer, she’d need to spike his coffee with ipecac.
- Kabti-Ilani-Marduk, by Malakite (Part 4): Daria tried to shake the sensation that she'd become trapped in some lame TV soap opera as she held onto the sobbing form of Sandi Griffin. Sandi had shown up unannounced less than five minutes earlier,made some small chitchat about the WNBA (Daria herself didn't quite see the appeal), then broke down in tears and incoherence. Comforting people wasn't exactly her area of expertise, but she did her best, making what she hoped were comforting sounds as she hugged Sandi and patted her gently on the back.
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Sunday, July 5, 2009
The Day After the Fireworks... More Fireworks

A few other fandom events of importance took place on this date. Kara Wild's Contrarian's Corner, beloved of fandom as one of the great supersites tirelessly supporting Daria interests, was last updated two years ago today. A subdirectory of this site, DVDaria, continues to be active, thankfully.
An AU version of a minor canon character had her wedding dress completed 73 years ago today. See if you can guess who it is. An original fan-created character died on this day 146 years ago, too. Good luck guessing that one. If you click the links, perform a search for "july 5" to get the answers.
A startling thread appeared on PPMB about two Suicide Girls, Tragique and Viking, cosplaying Daria and Jane. The images run into the R-rated category so no direct link is offered, but you can get there from the PPMB thread. I have no idea why some people didn't like the pictures; they were amazing. The resemblance is not the only startling aspect the pictures have, but that is all we will say about that.
Napalm Kracken has a new work of art for us to enjoy: Daria and Jane Trek On! It might become the start of a series! YES!
Richard Lobinske found an amusing webpage that might be of interest to those writing about the perennial UFO-kidnapee, Artie. Enjoy.
PPMB
- All in the Family... Guy, by Peapotmaster (COMPLETE!): "WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH A GIANT CHICKEN WITH GENE SIMMONS’ GUITAR?!" (OD)
- Caught, by Legendeld (Part 3): Helen Morgendorffer came down the stairs trying to keep herself calm. The chorus of crying grew louder and louder as she neared the living room. Reaching the bottom of the stairs, she saw Quinn holding the twin dolls, pacing as he tried to quiet their almost constant crying.
- Dreams and Reality, by Aloysius (COMPLETE!): Daria Morgendorffer sat atop the building and looked down at the Lawndale streets through the binoculars. The dead were everywhere, shambling around, aimless, without a thought or care in the world. A pity the same couldn’t be said for the living. [Excellent!]
- Gimme Skelter, by TAG and Brother Grimace (Part 14): Mackenzie woke up chilled and aching in every part of his body. Shivering uncontrollably, he felt around for a blanket—then realized he was lying stretched out on a blanket on a hard floor. It was too dark to see. He was inside a room, he could tell that from the faint echoes of his movements and breathing—but where was this place?
- John Lane 41: Friends and Rediscovery, by Richard Lobinske (Part 3): Daria said, "I had to wonder what it would take for them to notice that I was missing, me being trapped in a hidden cave by an earthquake?"
- Lawndale's Finest, Detective Stories 2: Daughters of the Demon, by NightGoblyn (COMPLETE!): Jim Vitale finished reading over the contract, rotated it on his desk to face his client, and pushed it over to her. He removed a gold-inlayed marble fountain pen from its holder and placed it on the contract. “My advice is to sign the contract,” he said.
- A Mess in Lawndale, by Aloysius (preview of Part 2): Daria stood still and felt her face heat up as it turned red. Nobody could see that, however, because of the yellow paint that coated her face and the front of her clothing. She took off her coated glasses and worked to wipe the paint away from her eyes. Brian Taylor stood nearby and pointed at her as he laughed at the results of his handiwork. "You look so stupid."
- Mystik Spiral Has Left the Building; or, How Daria Got Her Groove Back, by Project Pegasus (COMPLETE!): “That was so great Quinn,” Stacey said fawningly, “You were so sharp, like Perry Mason. I bet if I tried prosecuting someone, I’d end up looking disoriented like Matlock.”
- Unnamed story (Crossovers Not Yet Crossed Over), by Psychotol (COMPLETE!): Looking at the cadaver pressed into the tarmac behind the steamroller, Daria said, "Gee, I wonder what the cause of death will turn out to be?"
- Unnamed story (Crossovers Not Yet Crossed Over), by Thecoffeeguru (COMPLETE!): "Stacy, do you KNOW what that unicorn is going to do to your sensitive skin?" Stacy ignored Sandi's dig and continued peeling strips of unicorn flesh from the spit Quinn was turning slowly over the fire, the sizzle of dripping grease a prelude to the intoxicating aroma. Placing the meat in her mouth, Stacy closed her eyes and enjoyed the flavor.
- Unnamed story (Iron Chef: Shemale Westerns with Space Porn Girls!), by Richard Lobinske (COMPLETE!): Daria raises one eyebrow and lowers the new script. "I thought that they were scraping the bottom of the barrel with the gender swap stories."
Friday, November 28, 2008
Shop Shop Shop Till You Drop Drop Drop!

Today is also Black Friday ("black" in the financial sense, meaning profit, meaning goodness), and everyone in America is expected to spend money until their credit cards smolder. Not likely to happen this year.
Lawndale Online is back up, but not accepting new submissions yet. Moar l8r.
Saturday, July 12, 2008
Aisle of You

"Mart of Darkness" (the title taken from Heart of Darkness) premiered on MTV just eight years ago today. It is also worth pointing out that Daria appeared on the cover of TV Guide eleven years ago today, and on a surfboard too (seen here). Is there nothing this cartoon character cannot do? Other than get back on the air, I mean.
Breitasparrow has created a "quick manip" on PPMB, and it's pretty funny. Check it out.
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- Box to the Future, by Smileyfax (COMPLETE!): Somewhere in there is the real ending, but every bit of it is to die for. Thank you, Smileyfax!
- LATE ADD: Mart of the Dead, by Smileyfax (Part 1): It appears that Andrea might become the last woman in Lawndale, and the last man in Lawndale might be . . . oh, God. (Heh heh heh heh.)
- The Quiet Ones, by Smileyfax (COMPLETE!): A new (and better!) ending for "Speedtrapped."
PPMB
- Calling Calliope, by Dennis (Part 2): Tiffany knew Sandi was much more intelligent than she was, but she also knew the difference between intelligence and smarts, and in smarts, she beat Sandi hands down.
- Falling Into College 63: Broken Star, by Richard Lobinske (Part 7): Corporal Adler gets some help from on high. WAY up high.
- Stacy Rowe, Seeker (Part II), by jtranser (continued): Brittany and Kevin, together again (but not for long).
Friday, February 8, 2008
Uncivil Liberties

Lawndale has an abundance of people who deserve the rude and insulting remarks that Daria and Jane dish out with relish. Some are so stupid that they don't even know when they are being insulted. The series is set up that way, of course, and we love every moment of it. There are a few people to whom Daria and Jane are generally agreeable (Jodie and Mack), but everyone else is a walking target for the Dynamic Duo's disdain.
Then there's Andrea, the other outcast. Andrea is that big question mark, the friend who might have been, but neither Daria nor Jane make any attempt in the series to get to know her, and Andrea makes no attempt to get to know them. Everyone goes their merry way, spinning in their separate orbits . . . and then one day the worlds collide.
The one time that Daria, Jane, and Andrea actually meet and have a conversation in the series, that one dramatic moment everyone was waiting for that pops up in "Mart of Darkness," Andrea lets them have it with both barrels. "Well, you found me," she snaps, cornered. "Now you can make fun of the pathetic Goth chick whose parents make her work at a crappy job in a stupid warehouse store. Go on, cut me up like you do everyone else!"
We learn several things from this encounter. For one, Andrea has been paying attention. She knows Daria and Jane very well indeed, doesn't care for them much, and spends most of the episode evading them because she doesn't want them to make fun of her as they do everyone else. When she gets caught, she's angry and defensive and tells them exactly what she thinks of them. She makes her stand and dares them to do their worst.
Another thing we learn is that Andrea knows she makes a good target. Other people have probably been sharpening their wit (or lack of it) on her for a long time. She makes a deliberate effort to stand out with her Goth look, but she does not appear to be a part of a group of similarly dressed Goths. As many before me have commented, Andrea looks very much like a loner. (Which came first, the Goth look or the insults? Which produced which?) Andrea is never shown with a friend in the series. (Upchuck doesn't count.) In "Cafe Disaffecto" she sat alone, drinking what looked like a beer. Her quoted poem in the latter episode and her comic strip in The Daria Database reveal her contempt for her classmates, which sounds very much like what Daria and Jane feel for their contemporaries, except that Andrea doesn't broadcast it in the same way the Dynamic Duo does. Perhaps she is happy with her own company. Perhaps she simply never found a soul mate, her other half.
In his "Delayed Reaction Review" on Outpost Daria, Mike Quinn wrote that he hoped Daria and Jane found a new ally in Andrea as a result of this scene. They do manage to patch things up with a few words, Andrea tells them where the shoelaces are, and D&J wander off, a truce declared. In hindsight, however, we know that no such alliance was ever established. They never again interact in the series. Mike writes: "Daria and Jane saw Andrea as a planet further out in the high school solar system—the Pluto to their Neptune—whereas Andrea saw Daria and Jane as the pseudo-outcasts who complain a lot but don't really have it that bad." This may be so, but Andrea's view is sharper than that. She plainly wanted nothing to do with D&J, and her assessment of them was dead on target. They weren't nice people. Well, duh, right, but still, Andrea had already written them out of her life. Any chance to get to know her was plainly gone.
The whole incident gives an ugly spin to Daria's smart remark in "Gifted" about being "too smart and too sensitive to live in a world like ours at a time like this with a sister like mine." Her next line ("Maybe I do miss out on stuff, but this attitude is what works for me now") reveals her blindness as well as her arrogance. She simply doesn't know what she has missed and doesn't care. I am reminded of the alternate-universe story by The Alchemist, "Jane on the Side," in which a moment of bad temper on Daria's part (following a delay in moving to Lawndale) prevents Daria and Jane from becoming friends. Did that attitude work for her then?
In a magazine interview, playwright Richard Greenberg said, "I appreciate people who are civil, whether they mean it or not. I think: Be civil. Do not cherish your opinion over my feelings. There's a vanity to candor that isn't really worth it. Be kind." Daria and Jane could have learned something from this, but they didn't. Perhaps it is better to be nice, even if the people you're being nice to don't fully deserve it. You might not deserve it, either.
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