Shazam!

Upchuck is looking quite snazzy for National Magic Day, but the trick everyone really wants to see is making himself disappear. Even better if he doesn't reappear again.

I hope everyone has a spooky and/or fun Halloween full of tricks, treats, or both. If you don't have anything planned, you could enjoy this list of Halloween-themed Daria fanfics courtesy of Outpost Daria Reborn!

As much as I love candy, I am quite tempted by the idea of Books For Treats Day and I think Daria would feel much the same way. As long as I'm receiving the books rather than giving them; those little rugrats can keep their grubby hands off my library!

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The Meanest Girls

Although the Fashion Club is absolutely the right group to observe Mean Girls Day, the holiday is actually a reference to the movie. Still, I hope Sandi decides to celebrate by turning her focus on someone other than Stacy for once.

The girls might be interested to know that today is also National Boyfriends Day, although they tended to remain largely unattached during the show. Daria and Jane should steer well clear of this one, because their track record with boyfriends is...not great.

Happy anniversary to Outpost Daria, which went online on this day in 1998! While the site has undergone changes over the years, including new ownership, it still stands after all this time.

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Ahoy, Fellow Swashbucklers!

Upchuck is preparing his best RRRRRRs for International Talk Like A Pirate Day, so be sure to shiver your timbers and call all your friends scurvy dogs! I think the girls of Lawndale High would far prefer Upchuck celebrate International Talk Like A Normal Person Day or, better yet, International Don't Talk At All Day.

At least he's standing still, because we definitely don't want to see him observe National Dance Day. I can only imagine how cringeworthy his dance moves would be, and suspect that's the reason he ended up with DJ duty at the school dance.

Daria probably isn't interested in pirate lingo or busting a move, but she might decide to celebrate National Woman Road Warrior Day. For Travis the Singing Cowboy's sake, let's hope she decides against it.

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Soooo...Helen Finally Snapped.

Helen clearly has no intention of celebrating National Lazy Mom's Day, which is completely in-character, but her method is a bit surprising. Seeing her acting like a housewife instead of a high-powered lawyer is like seeing a lion playing with a ball of string.

Let's hope that she doesn't get so distracted by housework that she forgets any important appointments, even if it is Be Late for Something Day. I have no doubt that Trent will be observing this one, possibly on multiple occasions.

Jane and Daria, meanwhile, will most likely be happy to enjoy Cheese Pizza Day. There's a good chance, though, that they'll cheat the holiday a bit by adding at least one topping.

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But Can They Dance on the Head of a Pin?

I don't think Daria and Jane are fooling anyone with their angel act, even if today is Be an Angel Day. At least Jake doesn't have to worry about his daughters going up to join that heavenly choir.

For winged creatures without all of the theological baggage, it's also National Tooth Fairy Day! Metal Mouth might make a good profit if he leaves his (many) lost teeth under his pillow tonight.

Daria will be pleased (or as pleased as she ever is) to know that today is the anniversary of Dorothy Parker's birth in 1893. The snarky late author would have been just Daria's speed, and I would not be surprised at all to find she was a fan.

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Spare a Thought for That Poor Camel!

Daria is giving Jake a little help for Thread the Needle Day, and perhaps Mr. DeMartino can give him some pointers on sewing technique. Those two really need more bonding moments, considering how much they have in common.

Travis should be grateful that Daria is armed with nothing more dangerous than a needle, because it's also National Day of the Cowboy and she may take that as an excuse to get behind the wheel of a car. As long as he keeps his folksy stories to himself, he'll probably be fine.

Ms. Li will be pleased to know that it's also Health and Happiness with Hypnosis Day, although she's more interested in gaining wealth than health. Remember to tithe your earnings!

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Swim, You (Not) Cow, Swim!

Although Stacy gets partial credit for celebrating National Swimming Pool Day by being in the general area of a pool, it would probably make more sense to actually enter the pool. Perhaps she's afraid Quinn will start shouting "encouragement" at her the way she did when she was helping Sandi lost weight. Or she just doesn't want to ruin her makeup.

Seeing that it's National Culture and Senior Citizens Day, this would be a good opportunity to visit the Better Days Retirement Home and read to seniors. Just take care with your reading material, as they don't seem to care for "Howl."

At least by visiting them--with or without reading material--you can also observe Cheer up the Lonely Day at the same time. Be sure that the person you're trying to cheer up is actually lonely, though. I'm sure Daria is much happier alone than in the presence of others, so the best way to cheer her up is to keep a safe distance.

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She Hasn't Lost Her Bouncity-Bounce!

I think someone needs to explain to Brittany that, while today is the 99th anniversary of the birth of "Captain Kangaroo" actor Bob Keeshan on this day in 1927, he wasn't an actual kangaroo. On second thought, someone should wait to explain it to her until after she puts away the boxing gloves. That girl can pack a mean punch.

Meanwhile, perhaps Trent will celebrate the Great American Backyard Campout by setting up his tent again. I doubt it, though--he didn't seem to have very fond memories of that era of his life.

Both Jane and Trent should remember to bring appropriate eyewear for Sunglasses Day, especially if they plan on attending any Lane family reunions. Of course, it's highly unlikely that either of them will be willing to attend any such family reunions, especially if Aunt Bernice will be there as well.

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Just Keep the First Aid Kit Within Reach!

I'm sure Jake will live up to his reputation on National Kitchen Klutzes of America Day, but in his defense he's the only member of the Morgendorffer family who regularly tries to cook anything. I don't think Helen, Daria, or Quinn would necessarily fare much better if they tried to make dinner.

On the other hand, in honor of National Jane Day, I should point out that--between Jane and Trent--Jane is almost definitely the one who kept food on the table. She was even the one in charge of bringing Trent his sandwiches during his campout-in-the-yard era.

Finally, for those who prefer working with textiles over ingredients, today is Sewing Machine Day. I hope that Mr. DeMartino has a machine of his own, because I'm sure hemming his own pants would be much easier with one.

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Vroooooom!

Stacy is totally hyped for the anniversary of the first Indianapolis 500 race, which happened 115 years ago today! Wait...does that mean that the Indianapolis 500 is...out of date?! Nooooo!

It could be worse, though, as instead of being unfashionable Stacy could meet the same fate as Joan of Arc, whose feast day is today. Daria could celebrate by ordering either a steak or a stake, but I strongly recommend choosing the first one. Either way, someone or something will end up well cooked.

Finally, Daria and Jane could spend the day writing or drawing, because today is National Creativity Day. Of course, with their luck they'll both be hit by writer's block and there will be no creativity to be had at all.

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What About Pierced Brains?

Daria has already celebrated National Piercing Day, but it remains to be seen if she keeps the piercing this time or not. If you've been wanting to get pierced, then today's the day. Dare you to get your not-uvula done!

For those who aren't into self-perforation, you could participate in National Learn to Swim Day instead. Unless you already know how to swim, I suppose, in which case I guess you should swim, you cow! Swim! Sorry. Coach talk.

On this day in 1999, The New York Times published "'Daria': In Praise of the Most Unpopular Girl at Lawndale." Check it out for a bit of nostalgia from the show's early days.

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Daria Will Be Deliberately Abstaining From This One

I see that Jake and Helen were happy to celebrate Join Hands Day back in their hippie days, but I'm sure today they're much too busy for that kind of thing. It's too bad, though, because that Pentagon isn't going to levitate itself!

Several Lawndale High students could observe Brothers and Sisters Day, having both, but not many of them would actually want to. Jane tolerates Trent pretty well, but she seems quite content to let the rest of her siblings stay far, far away.

There may be room for more brothers or sisters, though, because it's also Baby Day! In Sandi's words, "They're so cute when they smile at you. 'Hello, precious!'"

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The Vitruvian Overachiever

Jodie is either demonstrating one of Leonardo da Vinci's well-known works in honor of the anniversary of his birth on this day in 1452, or she is just stretched physically as well as mentally these days. The good news is that, with double the limbs, Jodie will be able to juggle far more activities than she used to!

Jane would probably rather follow da Vinci's lead in painting, especially because it's World Art Day. I hope she'll stick to originals, though, rather than trying to copy the Mona Lisa. Copying doesn't suit Jane well at all.

It's possible that Mr. O'Neill and Ms. Barch will use the opportunity of Titanic Remembrance Day to recreate one of the famous movie scenes. With any luck, someone will push them both into the water.

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Sweeeeet Adequiiiinnnn!

Although Joey, Jeffy, and Jamie are certainly looking the part for Barbershop Quartet Day, they're short one singer. That may be just as well, though, as they get into enough fights over Quinn when there's just the three of them. I can't imagine how bad things would get with yet another addition to the group.

I hope Jamie appreciates the extra-specialness of today, because it's National James Day! I wouldn't hold my breath expecting this to help Quinn remember his name, though.

For all of those animal-lovers in fandom, please have a happy National Pet Day! There are a handful of canon pets, like Fluffy and Leary and Mr. Whiskers, but they didn't get a lot of screen time. Hmmm...I would watch the heck out of a Daria episode from a pet's perspective.

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Paging Quinn the Keg Queen....

Jesse has gone just a bit overboard in celebrating National Beer Day, but he seems happy enough. Kevin could celebrate by singing "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall," but I find it hard to believe that he can count to 99 forward, let alone backward.

Helen, on the other hand, could enjoy Motherhood and Beauty Day by participating in another mother-daughter fashion show, except that there's no way Quinn would allow it after the last disastrous attempt.

Not that Quinn had much better luck in either of the episodes "This Year's Model" or "I Loathe a Parade," which both aired on this day in 1997 and 2000. The first one led to Quinn getting passed over in favor of Kevin, while the second one saw her covered in engine exhaust.

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Lady Looks Like a Dude

Sandi is doing a pretty good impression of Steven Tyler for the anniversary of the singer's birth on this day in 1948. The resemblance is uncanny, if only because they both have big mouths. I assume Steven Tyler is at least a little nicer, though. He's undoubtedly more popular, anyway.

Her hair still looks pretty nice, which is good because it's also Good Hair Day. Let's hope everyone out there in fandom has hair with the right amount of bouncity-bounce!

On this day in 2001, the episode "Lucky Strike" first aired. Quinn finally admitted Daria was her sister, Mr. DeMartino found a spine when dealing with Ms. Li, and Daria got Tom's hopes up by suggesting she might wear a fur bikini.

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To Goof Off or not to Goof Off....

Amy is certainly enjoying National Goof Off Day, although her sisters likely aren't nearly as amused. Go ahead and be as silly as you want today, even (especially) during solemn occasions!

One way you could show off your literary goofball side is by celebrating Talk Like William Shakespeare Day! Just don't follow Brittany's example, because no one wants to hear Romeo and Juliet mutilated like that. Ever.

Finally, you can observe World Water Day by taking a long sip or a pleasant swim, but try not to find yourself on a sinking casino boat after it hits a garbage barge. No amount of Titanic roleplay is worth that kind of hassle.

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The Fashion Club Doesn't Even Approve of Recycling Outfits!

I don't think Sandi is enjoying Global Recycling Day, and not least because she's doing--ugh--manual labor. From the look on her face, I suspect that someone forgot to separate their recycling from their garbage. Not. Done.

If the Fashion Club catches her in that outfit, she'll also be celebrating Awkward Moments Day. Daria has had more than her share of those, especially whenever Trent is around.

Grove Hills should be glad that Daria chose not to attend their school, because she might have decided to celebrate National Sloppy Joe Day by poisoning their lunch. That would have gone well beyond awkward.

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She'd Far Rather Sting Like a Bee

Daria has decided to take a very hands-on (antennae-on?) approach to Learn about Butterflies Day, but we all know she isn't a social butterfly, so please keep your distance. Amanda Lane has taught Jane all she could want to know about butterflies, largely about how to kill them by holding them too tightly. Or something to that effect.

If Daria gets tired of nectar and wants a snack, there's always National Potato Chip Day. She should check with Brittany to see if she has both flat and ridgy chips!

In fact, asking about chip textures would be a great way to celebrate International Ask a Question Day, especially because Brittany tends to answer questions in a tone of voice that itself sounds like a question. It's like a never-ending circle of questions!

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How About Reading Across the Living Room?

You might think that Daria is celebrating Read Across America Day, but really she's only interested in Reading Quietly in Solitude Day. The rest of the country can just keep its distance, please and thank you.

If she decides to take a break and wants to earn some money, then she could always man another flea market stand with Jane in honor of Old Stuff Day. On second thought, it might be better to just stay put and avoid the hassle.

On this day in 1998, the episode "Quinn the Brain" first aired. Quinn tried out being "smart" for awhile, and all of fandom melted down over whether or not Daria taking her glasses off and wearing a pink T-shirt made her suddenly hot.

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