I don't think Helen is having a particularly nice National Hot Tub Day, but it might help if her anniversary gift had been a bit less...lumpy. She's definitely having a better time than Sandi, Stacy, and Tiffany had, assuming no annoying younger brothers choose to lock her out in the cold, too.
I would say that she might prefer to relax by celebrating Weed Appreciation Day, except that the holiday is about the type of weed that you remove from your garden, not the...recreational type. Trent might have been disappointed if 1) he ever had any idea what day it is and 2) if he didn't--allegedly--celebrate his own weed appreciation day almost constantly.
Let's also wish a happy National Amber Day to half of Brittany's stepmother, Ashley-Amber. Unfortunately, I don't think the poor girl can handle fractions, so we should just wish her a good day and move on.
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