Soon He'll Progress to Cave Drawings and Civilization Will Be On Its Way!

I'm a bit concerned to see that Kevin has chosen to celebrate Evolution Day by going in the wrong direction, although for him it wasn't actually a long journey. If he goes back a bit further, he'll be pleased to discover that he's become a monkey--after all, he likes monkeys!

Jake might think twice about going to another branding conference, even if it is National Brand Day. The last time he went, Daria ended up in a downward spiral and things got weird. Besides, it really isn't fair to those poor cows.

For anyone out there with an usual skill, be sure to enjoy Celebrate Your Unique Talent Day! Whether it's twirling hair around your finger and looking vacant or having a skull good for crushing beer cans against, be proud of yourself!

Fanfic Update!

• The New Girl, by wilddogjj (part 2): "Amy was in the backyard talking with her best friend back in LA. 'Man, I hate it here! Wish I was back wit' the crew.'"


• Spider Quinn 19 Making the News Amidst the Storms, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 7): "It was still a half hour before the Friday night show would start when Anders saw Fields arrive. She went up to her. 'One of the assistants will show you the way to the dressing room,' she said."