If You Sleep With Your Guitar It Counts As Practicing

Why does Trent sleep all day?

1. Thyroid problem.
2. Drugs.
3. Naturally lazy ("You're a bum!")
4. It helps him think up lyrics.
5. Depression.
6. Beats working.
7. Trying to avoid jailbait Daria.
8. Paint fumes from Jane's room.
9. Stress.
10. Exhausted from sex with Ms. Li.
11. Exhausted from thinking about sex with Ms. Li.
12. Bitten by tsetse fly.