Her Ex-Husband Left Her...Very, Very Slowly

Happy World Turtle Day! This is a holiday intended to increase awareness about helping turtles and tortoises survive. As a science teacher, Ms. Barch is probably in favor of this. As a horribly bitter jilted woman, she's probably only in favor of saving the female ones. Which...doesn't make much sense, scientifically speaking. Oh, well. Carry on, turtle fans!

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