Sorry to break it to you, Jake, but you've got it wrong. Today is National Spaghetti Day, and you're wearing the penne a la pesto. Just ask Trent; spaghetti is his favorite. Or was that fettuccine bolognese? Anyway, I hope the Morgendorffers can enjoy a nice, non-frozen lasagna pasta dinner tonight!
Fanfic Update!
- Invader Quinn Season One, by Anguirus1955 (COMPLETE!): "Jake Morgendorffer hummed to himself as he looked over his checklist. 'Everything okay?' Dib Membrane asked him as he passed by. 'Huh? Oh, yeah. Tonight's family night out, so I'm making sure that everything is finished on time so that I can get home early,' Jake replied." (Part 12)
- James the Lesser Presents Vinny Lane, by James the Lesser (part 3): "Daria finishes her story of what happened on her trip to Middleton College. 'Already kicked out of college? Congratulations. No Lane has ever been kicked out of college.'"
- A New Set of Rules, by Dennis (part 28): "'It's just that the culture is so appalling,' Daria said. 'All these spoiled little princelings with no one to say them nay. Women lining up to be used and thrown away like toilet paper.'"
- Slow Flows the River, by UU (part 4b): "'I met Larry, a guy I served with in 'Nam,' mumbled Tony. 'I don't think he knew more than he told me--he's a good guy, a real stand-up guy--had his arm hacked off by a VC!'"
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