Jane is having second thoughts about celebrating National Peanut Butter Day, but I'm sure Daria is relieved to be rid of the thing. Let's hope Trent doesn't smell the peanuts, or else his brain will get hijacked again. Moth to a flame. Et cetera.
The least Jane could do is cheer Daria up with a nice comment in honor of Compliment Day. Perhaps she could praise the peanut butter stain on the back of Daria's pants, or the adorable way she blushes whenever Trent speaks to her. I suspect both remarks would be equally welcome.
Someone should say something encouraging to Mr. DeMartino, too, because it's International Day of Education and I think he could use a little inspiration if he wants to face another classroom full of imbecilic morons. Or is it moronic imbeciles?
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