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Jake is out there living his best life for Golfer’s Day, although I feel some sympathy for that poor caddy. Still, it's one of the rare times that things work out for Jake, especially when you consider the chaos going on elsewhere during this episode. Enjoy that legendary thirteenth hole!

Meanwhile, Helen is either drunkenly fighting with or drunkenly making up with her sisters for National Siblings Day, and honestly it might be a little of both. Quinn and Daria might also celebrate, if either is willing to claim the other at this point.

Depending on her mood, Daria might instead decide to write another unflattering essay, since it's National Farm Animals Day. Apparently that essay about feeling like a big misfit whom everybody hates had some unfortunate comparisons, but I honestly would love to read it.

Fanfic Update!

• Disaffected, by avav3 (part 1): "Maybe I flatter myself, but I think I could be a professional writer if I put my mind to it. A bitter, angry hack who starts fistfights at cocktail parties–I could do that job."


• The Evening Nudes, by wilddogjj (COMPLETE!): "Stacy Ruttheimer (nee Rowe) was showing her twelve-year-old daughter, Quinn (Q for short) around the studio. Stacy was a news anchor at WSBC and, as such, was dressed in a business suit consisting of a sky-blue jacket over a white blouse with matching skirt." (Part 2) (Part 3)


• I (Don't) Want to Be a Part of It, by ladyevil (part 4): "'I am going to the picnic.' said Alfred as the Mustang sped down the highway. 'And I am going to bring an abstract sculpture, a Bunsen burner and...Captain America!'"