Everyone needs to wish "X" a very merry Christmas Eve, because he's got a big day tomorrow and the pressure's on! He's got to spread love and joy to the whole world, and considering that the whole world is (gestures vaguely), I have to say good luck on that.
If anyone still has gifts to buy, then you'd better hurry because it's Last-Minute Shopper's Day and you don't want to get into a fistfight over the last pair of slipper socks. The Fashion Club never has to worry about this one, because they stay prepared by shopping at every available moment.
For those who don't have to run out for a shopping trip, just sit back and relax with a tasty beverage for National Eggnog Day! Just check the expiration date first, because the last time someone drank out of season nog they ended up having the mother of all hallucinations.
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