Do I Shoot with My Leftie or My Rightie?

Space Brittany (at left) reminds us that sharpshooter Annie Oakley was born 149 years ago today. Reverse Space Brittany (at right) reminds us that today is International Lefthanders Day. Wasn't that a cool image trick? I amaze even myself sometimes.

Let's see if I remember to add anything else to this post before it appears tonight. Hmmm.... oh!


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• Omega Omega, by Smileyfax (Part 7): "The last time I opened that door, I had to kill my sister and myself. Call me superstitious, but I'd say that's bad luck."

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• Rainbow Disconnection, by Disco316 (Part 2): “I’m going to regret this,” said Jane as she opened the door for Quinn. “Never mind, I already do.”
  
• Regifted, by Ajar (Part 12): Jodie was in a sort of delirium as she approached the room where the debate was about to begin. The lack of sleep was definitely taking its toll. The previous night was another all-nighter. The “caffeine pill” she had taken recently did not completely negate the effects of the sleep deprivation.

Womenz!!!

Today is International Women's Day, saith the United Nations, so if you are a women, or you know someone who is a women, or used to be a women, whatever, this is your day. More power to you and your women thing.

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• Daria and Jane Go to the Moon, by echopapa (Part 3): The microgravity coach turned to the intercom to tell the pilot that her students were ready. Daria checked her seat harness. She and Jane were strapped in the back of the plane, along with Charles Ruttheimer III.
• Omega Omega, by Smileyfax (Part 1): "Daria, don't be alarmed if I'm not home when you wake up. I have some errands to run that might keep me out past sunset, but if they do I'll just stow away at the high school like I used to a few months ago. I'll be back tomorrow. Hugs and kisses, Jane." ["The Omega Jane" meets "Illusions." Hang on.]
  

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• Acts of Cupidity, by Disco316 (Part 7): “No thanks. If I want a guy later on, I’m fairly certain I can get him interested the old fashioned way.” “Just make sure you’re not flashing your chest in the direction of one of Ms. Li’s cameras.”
• Complications, by Legendeld (Part 3): “You aren’t exactly small in that department, Daria. I take full credit for you and your sister’s breast size.”
• Other Side, by Legendeld (Part 9): Daria pushed against the wall of flesh that was holding her back from the front door of Daniel’s home. “Get out of my way, Daniel.”
• Turnabout Confusion Part II: All The King's Horses, by Dennis (continued): "Oh, my sun-haired fantasy," Upchuck leered. "My heard breaks at your rejection. But I note the absence of our esteemed grammarian and literary guide. I thought maybe you had seen him?"

Give Them a Flip

Remember that post some time ago about flopping images? Here are two images previously posted on DFB2 that have been horizontally flopped. Because the characters are bilaterally symmetrical, you end up with something almost like a new picture, or (at worst) an old pic with a refreshing look. The images are big when you click on them.

Just felt like doing that.

Kinda fun. Well, for simple people like me, yeah.

OMG You wouldn't believe the stuff I am finding

[from Brittany's webpage, which unfortunately redirects and has to be stopped to be read]

Are you too pooped to pep? Too funky to be spunky? Your skirt is pleated but you're feeling defeated? Your poms are fluffy but life is toughy? You made the squad but are feeling like... a pod? (That rhymes, I think.)

Cheerleading is a very stressful activity and there's lots of pressure to be perfect, which is hard to do, even if you are. Who can you talk to? The school nurse? She'll just hand you a lollipop with some weird flavor like tangerine and say something dumb about "ladies' days."

People think that cheerleaders don't have problems. If only they knew about our secret longings and most intimate moments. I guess some do, especially those jerks who drilled a hole in the girls locker room wall. (I wish those darn budget cuts would go away so we could get the custodian to fix it! It's been two years now!)

When I first got my computer I used it for practical things like horoscopes and ordering replacement noses for my teddy bears (they're all better now, thank you!). But then I found my first support group. I was using the search thingie to look for a bra. (Who knew the word "support" has so many meanings?) Instead of a demi-cup with front clasp, I discovered people sharing their feelings and helping each other through tough times like divorce and diseases and when their favorite soap opera gets cancelled.

I realized that cheerleaders needed a place to talk about painful topics like self-image and pulling muscles in certain places. So I started one. Now I really like helping people and talking to cheerleaders from all over who don't go to my school so they won't start spreading rumors about how I got those grass stains on the back of my uniform. I mean, the front. I mean, oh, never mind.

Click here to tumble on over to my CHEERLEADER SUPPORT FORUM!

[More to come. A LOT more. OMG.]

Space Brittany Invades Your Dreams!

And, just before I hit the hay, here's Space Brittany.





Also found Kevin's fantasy football webpage. Brittany seems more interesting. Does she really have legs that long? Jeez.

More tomorrow. I mean, later today. Whatever.