International Talk Like A Pirate Day, because his personality alone just wasn't enough to drive everyone away. Instead, he had to add words like "wench" and "landlubber" to his vocabulary to make himself especially repulsive. In honor of the holiday, please enjoy Shane Greentree/Gregor Samsa's pirate-themed fanfics, "Esteemarrs!," "I Don't (Like Landlubbers)," and"The Plunderin' Of Don Jake."
- Listen to ognawk and Princess_Pasta's new Lawndale Lowdown podcast.
- Can you help WildDogJJ with his fanfic writing and posting problems?
- Keep up with the ongoing news on the United Kingdom's attack level.
- Discuss the violence against the Rohingya in Myanmar.