Don't look now (seriously, don't look at him) but Upchuck is armed and ready for Valentine's Day. Let's hope he has terrible aim, and that he never gets his hands on Valentine's Day's taser. Daria made her feelings about the holiday clear in the Huffington Post article, "What I Think About Valentine's Day," and I don't think I can improve on that.
If you need a romantic idea for where to take your significant other, you could take a ride for two in honor of Ferris Wheel Day. Just don't get stuck with post-breakup Stacy Rowe, or else you'll have to listen to her wail about her misfortunes the entire time.
If you have something more...mature...in mind for the holiday, be sure to celebrate National Condom Day! Bonus points if the item in question is neon-colored, since Tom's (supposedly) was not.
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