Showing posts with label jake as sushi. Show all posts
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Sunday, June 18, 2023

Go Fish!


Jake's not having a great International Sushi Day, but given his experience at Tokyo Toby's I would have thought he be relieved. All things considered, he'd be better off being sushi than eating it.

In fact, let's not forget that his last experience with sushi came with the double shock of Daria and Tom's night together in "My Night at Daria's," which aired on this day in 2001. Of course, it turned out to be nothing serious...unlike the parasite. Ew.

If you intend to have sushi, maybe you'd better catch your own, especially because today is Go Fishing Day! At least then you'll know where your fish came from, which is more than anyone can say about Tokyo Toby's.

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Monday, June 18, 2018

Maybe Just Stick to Pizza Instead?


Jake must have decided that it's safer to be sushi than to eat sushi, which is true of Tokyo Toby's, anyway. If you decide to eat sushi today, be sure to avoid any restaurant with questionable health ratings!

Speaking of Jake's disastrous experience with Tokyo Toby's, today is the anniversary of the episode "My Night at Daria's," in which poor Jake not only got food poisoning but had a very uncomfortable couple of days after Daria and Tom got caught sleeping together. Literally.

Fanfic Update!
  • An Annoying Paradise, by Resop (part 9): "Daria reaches into her locker to get a book. 'Dar-Dar!' 'What is it, Manako?' 'Which song would you like to do?'"

  • My Breast Fiend, by Smijey (part 3): "Mack led Darius into the weight room, a room just off the gymnasium that Darius had never been inside before. 'I'm sorry about laughing, Darius. It's just, well...you, you know?'"

  • Nurse Quinn (Quinn, Season 4), by WildDogJJ (COMPLETE!): "Jim lays unconscious in a hospital bed while a visibly sleep deprived Quinn, wearing the same outfit she wore that night at Chez Pierre, watches over him. Helen enters the room." (Part 2) (Part 3)

  • Unnamed story (LLH Short Entries #2), by Roentgen (part 128): "On a Saturday in Lawndale, the commencement exercises for the Lawndale High School Class of '18 were being held in the same location as every other graduation ceremony - the football field."

  • Unnamed story (World's Shortest Crossover, Part XIV: The Crossover Awakens!), by Charles RB (COMPLETE!): "'You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down...' 'Which one?' Daria interrupted. Manson sucked breath in through her teeth. 'It doesn't make any difference what desert, Dora, it's completely hypothetical.'"

Saturday, June 18, 2016

There's Something Fishy Going On Here


Although today is International Sushi Day, Jake strongly suggests that you avoid Tokyo Toby's unless you want a side order of parasites. Fortunately, this is also Go Fishing Day, so you can just go out and catch your own!

Speaking of Tokyo Toby's, this also happens to be the fifteenth anniversary of the episode "My Night at Daria's," which features the yet-to-be shut down sushi restaurant. Oh, and there's also some sideplot about Daria and Tom deciding whether or not to have sex.

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Friday, June 18, 2010

My Night at Tokyo Toby's

"My Night at Daria's" was first broadcast on MTV on this day nine years ago, and that's just the start of the many anniversaries and celebrations this day marks.

Civil rights activist Susan B. Anthony was fined $100 in court on this day 137 years ago, for voting in the 1872 presidential election. At the time it was illegal for women to vote in the United States. She presented her case with fire and eloquence to no avail, though it ensured her place in history. She never paid the fine.

Today is Autistic Pride Day, a topic relevant here because a number of fans believe Daria could have been a high-functioning autistic. The debate rages here on PPMB.

Sushi, anyone? This is International Sushi Day, too. It just so happens there is an alter ego for this very purpose, featuring Jake Morgendorffer, per his troubles with sushi in (drum roll) "My Night at Daria's," mentioned above. Nice timing. My favorite lines that Jake says about sushi: "Damn it, Helen, I know there's something crawling up my throat, and I think it's a parasite courtesy of Tokyo Toby's Parasite Restaurant! If I stand still, I can even feel it laughing inside of me..." and "Help me, Helen... before the madness sets in."

Former Beatle and Wings man Paul McCartney turns 68 today. Legendary firefighter Red Adair has his 95th birthday anniversary, too. (Best quote from Mr. Adair: "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur.")

An odd bit of astronomical trivia: It was 832 years ago tonight that a group of monks witnessed an unusual event on the Moon. Puzzled, they recorded their observations in detail. It now appears that the monks saw the formation of the lunar crater Giordano Bruno.

PPMB
  • Daria: The Puppet Princess of Lawndale, by OverlordMikey (Part 1): In the small village of Glen Oaks, located in the Kingdom of Lawndale lived a simple young girl named Daria, who lived alone with her father Jake the Blacksmith. Daria was blessed with a strange and magical gift. She had the ability to speak to puppets... (Daria/Rhapsody)
  • Into the Fray, by Minx (Part 12): Quinn clutched the shotgun with clammy hands. She had never actually used a rifle before but the boys had shown everyone how to fire and load them. With a ragged breath she held it up and made sure the butt of the rifle was firmly pressed into the hollow of her shoulder so if or when she fired it the recoil action wouldn't cause the gun to fly back and shatter the bones in her shoulder. Quinn released the safety and lined the figure up. (FF.net)
  • Judith Strikes! The Long Good Sandi, by Charles RB (COMPLETE!): Judith had time to realise she’d made a tactical error before Daria emerged from behind a row of dresses. She was firing a mercenary’s rifle and walking calmly forward, and two mercenaries were down before the others returned fire. “HAHAHAHA NO IDEA AT ALL WHIRL THE REAPWIND AHAHA” Bullets flew past her but she walked on, unhurried, expressionless, leaving all the soldiers dead as she went.
  • Little Sister, by LadieT (COMPLETE!): In the twenty years they had known each other, Daria had never seen Jane look so exhausted. "Where are my parents?" Daria whispered. "They are in Quinn's room." Jane said. "Is Quinn okay?" Daria asked. Jane's silence told Daria more than a million words could have.
  • Unnamed story (Iron Chef Challenge: Post-Angstpocalypse), by OverlordMikey (COMPLETE!): Her aunt was being held at gunpoint, a suitcase of money in her hands. "Get away from her!" Daria rushed forward and was knocked aside. She founded herself falling. The drop felt longer than it really was. Shortly thereafter came a gunshot and another body limp and lifeless fell beside her... it was her aunt.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

A Day for the Jakester

Today is one of those weirdo what-the-heck-is-this kind of pseudo-holidays, but for our purposes it turns out to be perfect. It's Kitchen Klutzes of America Day, seriously. Who makes this crap up? Anyway, we know what to do to celebrate this wonderful day: make something in the kitchen like Jake Morgendorffer would do. Just for this special day we will use the alter ego from MTV showing Jake as sushi. Reminds me of the subplot for "My Night at Daria's." Works for me.

Today is also the annual Blog Like It's the End of the World Day, as Medea42 reminds us. (Thank you.) Support your local zombie horde!

Now 1,291 fans at the Daria Fan Club! Speaking of which, anyone have any opinions or thoughts about that website? How useful is it, how could it be more useful, etc.?