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Happy Be a Millionaire Day! What are you waiting for? Go be a millionaire already! It's not like it's hard or anything. The Sloane family highly recommends cheaping out by going to the same place for vacation all the time. Oh, and insider trading.

Fanfic Update!

• Almost Like Depth, by SacredDust (part 2): "Whoever said 'absence makes the heart grow fonder' clearly had not sprouted from the Lane family tree. A series of unfortunate events had brought Jane's benignly neglectful parents and fractured siblings back to the Lane home all at once. Much like the family renunion last year, this left both her and Trent with only one option: escape."


• ARC Ch.6 Drowned in a cappuccino, by ST91 (part 7): "'So ready for the big night ?' asked Charles. 'Yep.' Replied Andrea. 'I am trembling with emotion.' Joked Daria."


• Caught (Iron Chef: Random Love Triangle Challenge!), by BrownEyedBagel (COMPLETE!): "Dear Tom, I want you to know that I won't forget what happened between us. What we had was something that I would never trade for anything."


• Daria and Co. (Are Forced To) Read 'My Immortal', by Shiva (parts 10.5 and 11): "'Due to an unforeseen glitch the previous computer skipped Chapter 28. You aren't required to read it due to this, but you may read it if you wish.'" (Part 11)


• Death Comes to Lawndale, by PrecambrianStudios (parts 25 and 26): "'Man, this is one of the nastiest roads I've ever seen,' Ethan Yeager commented as his father carefully maneuvered down a twisting highway that had been carved out of the mountainside." (Part 26)


• Depths of Shallowness, by SacredDust (parts 6 - 8): "I just really wanted to do something with her before she moved out and that turned into wanting to make her up and that turned into hugging her and that turned into...something special." (Part 7) (Part 8)


• Dylan, by J-D (part 20a): "'Her name's Tess McCain-Palin, and she only started at Lawndale High recently. Before that she was only taught by her parents at home. She's attracted a lot of attention from some other girls here. They keep telling her how interesting she is and how great it is that she's come to Lawndale High, but I think she's having some trouble coping with the social dynamic of high school.'"


• Ex Ex, by peetz5050 (COMPLETE!): "'Daria I need you to... who the hell is this skank?' 'Quinn haven't you ever heard of knocking?'"


• I Loathe a Pay-Per-View, by SacredDust (part 4): "Barch: 'Oh, get out from under the desk, Tim! You're not wrestling him.' O'Neill: 'I w-wouldn't want to b-be one of his opponents tonight, either...' Barch: 'If you guys haven't heard enough yakking yet, here's some more from a strong, independent woman. Let's take you backstage again while this ninny recovers.'"


• Mad Dog's Legacy Chapter 11: Wilderness Adverturers, by Hyrin (part 3): "She felt a smile form on her face as she took in the beauty of the world around her, barely even noticing as one of the stars fell from the sky and crushed the tent that Jake was in. Confusion set in as another fell, crushing the girls' tent into a mess of fabric and metal."


• Of All The People That Won't Be Missed, by LongSnakeMoan (part 2): "'You know I'm askin' you to marry me? I got you a ring, and a veil and something old and blue and all that? Will you marry me Jane?'"


• The Punk and the Snark, by Shiva (part 9): "The next day at school Daria was often seen grabbing at something around her neck, but since it was hidden inside her thick green coat no one was sure what it was. In fact most people didn't know there was anything there at all and just assumed that the weird chick was doing something weird and dismissed it out of hand."


• The Sickest Thing I've Written on a Sunday (Scenes No Daria Fanfic Should Ever Have: Sick, Sad Edition), by PrecambrianStudios (COMPLETE!): "As the crowd cheered and Amelia smiled, Daria sighed and took the stage, roughly pushing Skip aside. He was about to cry out in protest, but faltered when he noticed the various steely gazes being directed toward him."


• Tom Sloane, Lax Bro, by Shiva (parts 1 and 2): "Ok so I find myself in some shit bar in Peasant Town with shittier music, but you know what? There's booze and some hot chicks, so it's all good." (Part 2)


• Unnamed story (1,001 Deaths of Tom Sloane - Part II), by LongSnakeMoan (COMPLETE!): "'Jane, I didn't expect to se........are you okay? Do you need a doctor?' 'I'm fine Tom,' she replied, leaning against the dresser, a deep red liquid splattered across her clothes. 'It's not my blood.'"


• Unnamed story (1,001 Deaths of Tom Sloane - Part II), by SacredDust (COMPLETE!): "'........Wow,' said Tom. 'We REALLY shouldn't have done that.'"


• Unnamed story (Scenes No Daria Fanfic Should Ever Have: Sick, Sad Edition), by SacredDust (COMPLETE!): "Daria opened her eyes and sat up in bed, fumbling around for her glasses. Her whole body ached. 'Ugh,' she said. 'Urgh,' a familiar voice answered next to her. 'God, Jane. What did we DO last night?'"


• Unnamed story (Scenes No Daria Fanfic Should Ever Have: Sick, Sad Edition), by Shiva (COMPLETE!): "'Daria!' Helen moaned as she walked out of the police station with her eldest, 'I can't believe that I had to pay bail since you got yourself arrested for spanking a cop! What do you have to say for yourself?!'"


• Unnamed story (Scenes No Daria Fanfic Should Ever Have: Sick, Sad Edition), by Silver (COMPLETE!): "This certainly wasn't what should have happened."


• Upchuck-Chan (Scenes No Daria Fanfic Should Ever Have: Sick, Sad Edition), by Shiva (COMPLETE!): "'I can't believe I've got all these h8ers!' Upchuck yelled at his computer screen while cramming more McDonalds into his mouth."


• Victor Morgendorffer, by Shiva (part 14): "After eating breakfast with his friends and all five members of Mystik Spiral, Victor managed to reach the bathroom first and had a quick shower and a change of clothes. He made sure that the old ones were stuffed firmly into his overnight bag, to be washed when neither Quinn or Daria were in the laundry room."


• A Year Into Your Future (Scenes No Daria Fanfic Should Ever Have: Sick, Sad Edition), by Charles RB (COMPLETE!): "'And we're talking to the newly elected Governor of Maryland, Kevin Thompson--' 'I'm the Gee-Em!'"