Jake's upset because he just found out that it's No Beard Day, and he's got to go shave right away. Quinn's probably relieved; if goatees were "two years ago" in 1998 then by now they must be...well, probably back "in" again.
- Ranma would like advice on buying an audio converter.
- Discuss the GOP office in North Carolina that was firebombed.
- View and talk about the video of 15 times Daria got too real.
- Vote in the poll to decide who wins: Harry Potter or Mary Poppins.