Fire Prevention Day, although I think Jane would be fine with just following the family rule about not starting fire in rooms without fireplaces. Trent should probably stop by the Morgendorffer house, though, just in case Jake's trying to set a roll of paper towels on fire again. Unfortunately, I'm sure Trent will either get distracted by some song lyrics or fall asleep before he does anything useful.
- Discuss the strange story of radioactive wild boars in Sweden.
- Captain Marbles has a warning for anyone planning a move to Canada.
- The list of 2017 complete Daria fanfiction has finally been updated!