National Hot Dog Day to quite the extreme, but I must say it's a pretty appropriate alter ego when you think about it. At least we've been spared the Oscar Mayer Wiener Song, which I'm sure is part of his repertoire alongside such classics as "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall." Jake, I'm sure, has ordered another crate full of hot dogs to celebrate, unless he just typed in the wrong product number again. Damn fuzzy computer screen!
- Read about the Icelandic whalers who "accidentally" killed a blue whale.
- Discuss songs you vividly remember from childhood.
- Vote in the Deadliest Warrior poll between John Henry and Paul Bunyan.