"Green beer. And I don't even drink. It's congenital!"

Happy St. Patrick's Day! St. Patrick's Day himself is probably out with Cupid somewhere, trying to wrangle more holidays, but here are a few fanfics that either take place on St. Patrick's Day or feature the Holiday Island character:

• Acts of Cupidity by Disco 3:16


• Everything Happens For a Reason by Mahna Mahna


• Holiday Kombat by Richard Lobinske


• One Night Stand: A Misleading Title by Mitch


• Repeiceing Down the Girl by Morden Gans


• Three by Richard Lobinske


• Will Ye Go Lassie, Go? by thatLONERchick

Enjoy them with some green beer! Er, I hope that's food coloring.