Name Your Poison Day, and I think I'll name it...Bob. This particular poison is about to be renamed Kevin Thompson's lunch, at least in Daria's "Murder, She Snored" dream sequence, which is among the strangest sentences I've ever written.
In a different (I hope) theme, today is also Best Friends Day! I'm sure there were moments in their friendship (cough-thekiss-cough) that Jane wanted to poison Daria, but fortunately for us all she decided against it.
- Share your thoughts about Miss America getting rid of the swimsuit competition.
- Give suggestions for baby names.
- Join in the "Neolithic Y-Chromosome Bottleneck" discussion.
- Discuss recent revelations about the Marshmallow Test.
- Offer ideas about the possible fate of Tommy Sherman.
- Talk about the upcoming movie, How to Train Your Dragon 3.