Daria is ready and waiting to dive in and rescue anyone who might be drowning on this fine Coast Guard Day. Unless they interrupt her reading. Or the Sick, Sad World marathon. Or her pizza time with Jane.
On second thought, maybe everyone should just stay in the shallow water for awhile.
Or, since this is also the 15th anniversary of "The Lawndale File," we could just hope atomic communists from Mars step in and rescue the poor soggy victims.
- Have you ever had something go just right when everything else was going wrong?
- E. A. Smith shares his fanfic in ebook format.
- Astrocar82 posted a new Iron Chef in Creative Writing: Daria/Stacy Body Swap.