Sunday, December 20, 2009

Armchair Psychology in Action!


Why Is Tom So Sad?
(answers go in Comments)

(I decided to take a day off. Have fun.)

26 comments:

MDetector5 said...

"I'm feeling unloved... why do the fans hate me so?"

Roland 'Jim' Lowery said...

He's disappointed that he was only able to fit three dead hookers in the trunk. The salesman had promised five, easy.

the nightgoblyn said...

"Man, I wish I could be an actual character in the show instead of a plot point pretending to be a character."

The Bug Guy said...

When is someone going to write some good Tom/Rock-N-Roll Randy slash?

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MJPollard said...

"Why can't I be as awesome and wonderful as that pearl of humanity, Finn Morgendorffer?"

The Angst Guy said...

"Three points off my license just because I ran over my sister. This sucks ass."

The Angst Guy said...

"And I'm never going to get those blood spots off my car."

Anonymous said...

Why does my sister Tammy have to be hotter then me..... And why is she kissing by girlfriend...........

The Angst Guy said...

"Dad stole all my Viagra."

The Bug Guy said...

"I guess they meant it in the ads when when they said, 'get immediate medical attention if you have an erection that lasts more than four hours.'"

Raskolnikov said...

"Why can't the fans just leave me be?" That, or, "Why the hell did I invest all my money in real state before the bubble collapsed?"

Roland 'Jim' Lowery said...

"Listen to the mandolin rain
Listen to the music on the lake
Oh, listen to my heart break
Every time she runs away

Oh, listen to the banjo wind
A sad song drifting low
Listen to the tears roll
Down my face as she turns to go"

The Angst Guy said...

"I wish all those cross-universal Janes would stop making out in the back seat of my car. It steams up the windows so much I can't see anything inside."

Roland 'Jim' Lowery said...

"Sad face.

Happy face.

Sad face.

Happy face.

. . .

Sad face."

The Angst Guy said...

"Lost Jane... lost Daria... thank goodness these pocket have holes in them. Look sad, don't smile... yeah, choke that trouser snake, Young Master Thomas!"

Roland 'Jim' Lowery said...

"I miss my Daria Real Doll."

The Angst Guy said...

"I miss my Daria Real Doll. Now Dad's got both her and my Viagra. Guess it's back to the Elsie Real Doll."

Roland 'Jim' Lowery said...

"I can't believe mom and dad are getting divorced. Should I stick with Sloane, or switch to mom's maiden name?

Hmm . . . Tom Sherman.

It might work."

The Angst Guy said...

"I can't believe I don't have herpes yet."

Roland 'Jim' Lowery said...

"I can't believe it's not butter."

undefinedlust said...

People are tired of Daria/Jane slash?

I fantasize about those two making out every night. Does that mean there's something wrong with me?

The Angst Guy said...

Tom: "I fantasize about those two making out every night. Does that mean there's something wrong with me?"

undefinedlust said...

hhh I meant for that to have quotes... Tom said that, not me... I personally don't have fantasies about barely legal, sarcastic, brainy and artsy animated chicks engaged in hot, steamy sapphic acts every night... nope, not me...

Umm...

Yeah...

The Angst Guy said...

Tom: "I personally don't have fantasies about barely legal, sarcastic, brainy and artsy animated chicks engaged in hot, steamy sapphic acts every night... nope, not me... umm... yeah..."

The Angst Guy said...

"Maybe she's right... maybe the negative, which is the nothingness of being and the annihilating power both together, IS nothingness... I really need to get laid."