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Daria Store provided by many Internet shopping outlets. Daria Time created by Karine Samson for CyberDaria (archived). Radio by Daria provided by Last.FM. Virtual Lawndale provided by Chuck Shepherd's News of the Weird and Pizza.com. The World According to Daria provided by Frappr! Beta. Party on.
Recommended links
My opinion only, though these sites do enjoy broad support within the fandom. Links are active if their websites were updated since January 1, 2010.
- Absolute Daria Files
- alt.lawndale.com
- Archive of Our Own (active) NEW!
- Backgrounders (active)
- Contrarian's Corner
- Daria Character Database
- Daria Chat Room IRC (FAQ page) (active)
- Daria Encyclopedia 0.0
- Daria Fan Club (active)
- Daria Fan Site Mirrors
- Daria Fandom Blog
- Daria Fandom Calendar of Great Events
- Daria Shrine (Bridget) (active)
- Dariaverse.com
- DariaWiki (active)
- DVDaria (active)
- Facebook: Daria World (MTV) (active) NEW!
- Fanfiction.net - Beavis and Butt-head (active)
- Fanfiction.net - The Best of Daria Fan Fiction (active) NEW!
- Fanfiction.net - Daria (active)
- Fanfiction.net - Daria crossovers (active)
- Fortress CINCGREEN
- Glitter Berries (BACK ONLINE!)
- Lawndale Online (active)
- Lawndale Sun-Herald
- Legendeld's Rantings
- Legendeld's Rantings and Drivel
- MTV - Daria (old fifth-season site)
- MTV - Daria (new main page) (active) NEW!
- MySpace group: Daria Lovers unite! (active)
- Outpost Daria (active)
- Paperpusher's Message Board (active)
- Sh33p's Fluff
- Sh33p's Fluff Message Board (active)
- Sick, Sad World (active)
- Television Without Pity - Daria forum (active) NEW!
- Wikipedia - Daria (active)
Official MTV Daria websites
Fandom supersites
Daria supersites are comprehensive, content-rich websites designed by and for fans of the series. By definition, supersites offer a variety of links to other Daria fansites, but a true supersite offers much more—character descriptions, fanfiction archives, fan art galleries, essays and fan commentaries, message boards, screen-capture galleries, episode transcripts, downloadables, contests and quizzes, Dariacon information, etc. The designation of a fan site as a supersite is a matter of opinion, but the following sites (most of which are no longer updated) have made a serious effort to be comprehensive and offer a variety of material.
- Absolute Daria Files
- alt.lawndale.com
- Contrarian's Corner
- Daria Craze (ex-Low Self Esteem)
- Daria Fan Club (Fanpop) (active)
- Daria Fan Site Mirrors
- Daria Shrine (Robin) (active)
- Daria Fandom Blog
- Dariaverse.com (active)
- DariaWiki (active)
- Glitter Berries
- Lawndale Online (active)
- Lawndale Sun-Herald
- Outpost Amy
- Outpost Daria (active)
- Sh33p's Fluff
- Sick, Sad World (Wraith) (active)
Series summaries
Daria summaries are webpages offering overviews of the TV series (1997-2002). Character images, episode synopses, and voice-actor lists are usually presented; some include links to other Daria sites. In most, little or no fan content appears, but some sites allow for fan reviews and commentary. Summary pages are often unoriginal copies of pages from Wikipedia or other sources about the show.
- ABC Kids (Australia) - Daria
- About.com (Animated TV) - Daria
- Academic Dictionaries and Encyclopedias - Daria NEW!
- Answers.com - Daria
- AOL Television - Daria
- BBC - Daria
- Big Cartoon Database - Daria
- Bigpedia - Daria
- Buzznet - Back in the day: Daria
- Cartoon Scrapbook - Daria
- Classic Hits TV - Daria
- Crazy About TV - Daria
- Epguides - Daria
- Episode World - Daria
- Everything on Daria
- Everything2 - Daria
- FanCast Beta - Daria (1997-2001)
- Fandango - Daria (search)
- Futon Critic - Daria
- Information Quick Find - Daria
- Internet Movie Database - Daria
- Internet Movie Database - IICY?
- Internet Movie Database - IIFY?
- Key Frames Online - Daria
- MTV - Daria
- MTV - Daria (one-page capsule)
- MTV Two (U.K.) - Daria Is Happy
- Opentopia - Daria
- Pazsaz - Daria
- Poobala - Daria (crossovers)
- Retrojunk - Daria
- Rotten Tomatoes - Daria
- Share TV - Daria
- Sidereel - Daria
- StarPulse - Daria
- Sucks or Rules - Daria
- Surf the Channel - Daria
- Toon Zone - Daria (search)
- Toonarific - Daria
- Toonopedia - Daria
- TV Guide - Daria
- TV IV - Daria
- TV Life - Daria
- TV Rage - Daria
- TV.com - Daria
- VH1 - Daria
- Wikipedia - Daria
- Wikipedia - Is It College Yet?
- Wikipedia - Is It Fall Yet?
- Yahoo! TV - Daria
- Zap 2 It - Daria
Birds of a Feather
These are small groups of fan sites and web pages grouped by common interests. All the blogs named are by Daria fans, but some have only limited Daria content.
BLOGS
- Buzzdome Blog of Anne D. Bernstein (Daria writer)
- Cathedral of Snark and Stuff (Brother Grimace) - Daria (search)
- Dr. Mike's Steak Dinner - Daria (search)
- Fortress CINCGREEN
- Legendeld's Rantings
- Lupinsmoon12391's Xanga Site - Daria (search)
- Planet Daria
- Quiverwing's Corner - Daria (search)
COSTUMES/COSPLAY
- Cosplay message board - Daria cosplay
- Cosplay Lab - Daria costume
- Craftster - Daria costume
- Family Education: Costume Ideas - Jane
- Flickr - Daria cosplay
- Flickr - Daria costumes
- Flickr - Daria Halloween outfits
- Gaia Online message board - Daria cosplay
- Kids Turn Central - How to make a Daria costume for Halloween
- Polyvore - Halloween Daria
- Polyvore - Jane from Daria
- SuicideGirls: Jane and Daria
- WikiHow - How to Cosplay as MTV's Daria
DATA COMPENDIUMS
- Backgrounders (active)
- Daria by Numbers
- Daria Character Database
- Daria Encyclopedia 0.0
- Internet Movie Cars Database - Daria (active)
- Outpost Daria - Planes, Trains & Automobiles
- Wikia - Daria wiki
DIRECTORIES (INTERNET)
FANDOM HISTORY
- Daria Fanworks Interviews (by TAG)
- Fandom History Wiki - Daria fandom
- Fantic Author Interviews (by E. A. Smith)
- Fanfic Author Spotlights (by Steven Galloway)
- Fanfic Author Timeline (by Kara Wild)
GAME RE-CREATIONS OF CHARACTERS
- Daria Avatar in Second Life
- Another Daria Avatar in Second Life NEW!
- Daria Morgendorffer for Sims 2
- Jane Enters Paragon City
- Mii Plaza - Cartoon Mii: Daria (Wii images)
NEOPLANET'S DARIA BROWSER
- Neoplanet's Daria web browser (image)
- Neoplanet's Daria web browser (info)
- Neoplanet's Daria web browser (more info)
- Neoplanet's Daria web browser on MTV Daria website (WayBack Machine, 2000-2001)
- Neoplanet's Daria web browser (small image) on MTV Daria website (WayBack Machine, 2000-2001)
- Neoplanet's Daria web browser (ad text) on MTV Daria website (WayBack Machine, 2000-2001)
QUOTES
Yet even more Daria websites
These uncategorized websites include small-scale Daria fan sites, "altars" and "shrines," and intriguing curiosities from past eons when Angelfire, Geocities, and Tripod ruled the Internet web scene.
- Animated Heroes - Trent
- Best and Worst TV High Schools
- Caira's Church of Indifference
- Captain Toy - Jane Lane doll (2000)
- Constitution, by Daria Morgendorffer
- Daria
- Daria and Jane: Cynic Chicks
- Daria Morgendorffer - photos from mtvdaria
- Daria Shrine (Radioactive Fuzz)
- DARIA!!!!
- Daria's Domain
- Daria's Little Padded Room
- Daria's Room
- Daria's Sick, Sad World (Kia)
- Daria, The Misery Chick
- Deadpan Alley
- Digg - Daria Ipod (Dpod) ads
- eeggs - "Easter egg" on Daria DVD
- Elias Arts - Daria, the Musical (2 min.)
- Experience Project - I Watch "Daria"
- Frappr - Daria Fan Map
- Global Oneness Commitment - Daria
- Helpful Corn (ex-Day After Forever)
- Internet TV - Daria (search)
- Locate TV - Daria
- Michelle Malkin, Daria Fan
- Mighty Mouse's House of Daria
- My Daria Obsession
- MyOpera - Robot Tourist: Bring Back Daria
- Mystik Spiral - The Page
- Phill's Daria Page
- Pierced Brains
- Pore Refiner Spelled Backwards (Jill Palmer)
- Queen Quinn's Temple
- Quinn the Brain NEW! (moved from GeoCities)
- Shelfari - Daria Book Club
- The F Word - Daria
- This Is My Stop
- Trent Lane (Mini Altar)
- Twiz TV - "Esteemsters" script
- Twiz TV - "Sealed with a Kick" script
- Uncyclopedia - Daria (parody)
- Urban Dictionary - Daria
- Wikia - Daria wiki
- YTMND - Daria (search)
- Yul Tolbert's Are We on Mars Yet? comic (Comic Space)
- Yul Tolbert's I Love Daria Section
Fanfiction collections
These websites have significant archives of Daria fanfiction, or fanfic archives with unusual themes. A few are active and currently accepting material.
- Archive of Our Own: Daria (active) NEW!
- Contrarian's Corner - Daria Fanfics Special Collection
- Daria & Jane: CynicChicks - Daria's Fan Fiction
- Daria Craze - Fanfiction
- Daria Fanfics by Yui Daoren
- Daria in... "Beware of Smurfs"
- Daria Shrine (Larissa, Bridget, & Robin) - Fanfic
- Daria: The Misery Chick - Fan Fiction
- Dariaverse.com - Fanfics
- Decelaraptor's fanfics
- Dr. Mike Wendell (deviantART fan-fiction)
- Dr. Mike's Steak Dinner - Daria fanfiction
- Fanfics.org (old site) - Daria
- Fanfiction.net - Beavis and Butt-head (active)
- Fanfiction.net - The Best of Daria Fan Fiction (active) NEW!
- Fanfiction.net - Daria (active)
- Fanfiction.net - Daria crossovers (active)
- Fanfiction.net Community - Word and Image (slash) (active)
- FanworksFinder.com - Daria
- Femslash Ficathon 2007 - Daria (slash)
- Fortress CINCGREEN - Daria
- Glitter Berries - Fan Fiction
- Lawndale Leftovers
- Lawndale Online (active)
- Lawndale Sun-Herald - Fan Fiction
- Legendeld's Rantings and Drivel
- Lorenzo Sauchelli's fanfics (index page)
- Mark Zero Fan Fiction, Unlimited
- Milo Minderbinder's fanfiction (index page)
- Mostly Non-Smutty Daria Slashfic Page (slash)
- My Daria Fanfic (Derek)
- Netherworld Scientists: Dr. Daria Morgendorffer
- NightGoblyn's Library - Daria Fanfiction
- Notebook: Brianna Aisling's fanfiction
- Obscure Fandom Fanfic Exchange: Daria
- Outpost Amy - Fan fiction
- Outpost Daria - Fan fiction (active)
- Pore Refiner Spelled Backwards - It's the Fics!!
- Quinn the Brain NEW! (moved from GeoCities)
- Rachel Kass's Orphans and One-Offs - Daria
- Rey Fox's fanfics (index page)
- Sh33p's Fluff
- Sick Sad World (Lycissa) - Daria fanworks
- Sick, Sad World (Wraith) - Fan fiction
- The 2 Sides of a Cynic (Daria/Thundercats)
- The Angst Guy's fanfics (index page)
- Twisting the Hellmouth - Daria/Buffy crossovers
- Version Daria - Fan Fic
- William Gasarch's fanfiction
- Woke Up This Morning NEW!
- Writing.com - Interactive Daria story
Latest fanworks
FANFICTION
FAN ART
Many thanks to Richard Lobinske for compiling the 2007-2010 fan art contributions.
Essays, commentaries, interviews, news, opinions, reviews, and rants
- 34th Street - Editors Picks: Best Cartoons Ever
- ABC Kids (Australia) - Daria: The Producers Answer Your Questions
- Academic Dictionaries and Encyclopedias - Daria (name and origins) NEW!
- Addiction Salon - Ladies We'd Like to Bring to Life: Daria Morgendorffer NEW!
- Adolescent Cartoons for a Post-Adolescent World
- AfterEllen - Great Spinoffs
- AfterEllen - Lesbian Scientistics (and Daria)
- alt.lawndale.com - Show News (1998)
- Animation World Magazine - Daria (search)
- Badgirl's Guide: The Definitive Cartoon Badgirl!
- Chicago Tribune TV Week - Daria
- CNN - Toon teen Daria stars in her first TV film
- CNN - TV Guide's 50 greatest cartoon characters of all time
- Common Sense Media - Daria (parents' guide)
- Communicators Anonymous - Ugly Betty vs. Daria Morgendorffer
- Complete Directory to Prime Time Network and Cable TV Shows, 1946-Present,. 8th ed. (PDF)
- Conservatory Bound: An Ode to Trent Lane
- Contrarian's Corner - Daria Essays
- Daily Collegian - Daria Finale
- Daria Fandom Blog
- Daria In... "Beware of Smurfs"
- Daria: Too Cool for High School
- DariaWiki
- DVDaria - Glenn Eichler and Anne D. Bernstein Interviews
- Entertainment Weekly - Quote of the Day: Daria Edition NEW!
- Father Doesn't Know Best Anymore: Gender Roles in "Daria"
- Fortress CINCGREEN
- G4 TV - Top 10 Cartoon Nerds Ever
- Helium - Daria as TV therapy
- Honesty Hurts - Daria
- Jackson Free Press - Movie Review, Sort of (IIFY? and MTV)
- Jump the Shark - Daria
- Lenore Thomson Exegesis Wiki - Daria Morgendorfer
- LiveJournal: Top Ten Coolest Cartoon Characters NEW!
- Looking Inside (analysis of "Pierce Me" and "Too Cute")
- Mall Rats and Mall Bunnies
- Mensa - Should Daria be in Mensa?
- MetroActive - Women Behaving Smartly
- Michigan Daily - Original cynicisms rule 'Daria'
- Musing for Amusement - Daria
- New York Times - For Young Viewers: Isn't She a Bit Like You and Me?
- New York Times - Daria, MTV Star: The Revenge of the Nerds
- New York Times - Daria: Smart, Alienated and ... Dating?
- New York Times - Still the Sane if Not Successful Voice, Daria Bows Out
- New York Times - Such an Attitude, and So Proud of It
- New York Times - Teen-Ager's Scornful Look at Cuteness
- Outpost Daria - Essays and Rants
- Outpost Daria - In the Media
- PopPolitics - Uber-Cool
- Salon - MTV's Women They're 'Toons!
- San Francisco Chronicle: TV's best teen smarty cynics
- Sick, Sad World - Essays and Commentaries
- Sick, Sad World - Wraith's Ramblings
- Slate - Requiem for Daria
- Smart Girl - Daria reviews (search)
- Specs Say It All
- StompTokyo - Daria: Cynicism in the Underclass at Lawndale High
- Television Without Pity - Daria news NEW!
- Top thirteen ways that Daria would be different if it were an anime
- TV Tropes - Daria
- TV Tropes - The Daria
- TZG 2.0 - Genius Envy: David Welsh On Daria
- Underground - Interview with Glenn Eichler
- Underground - Interview with Tracy Grandstaff
- UnderGroundOnline - Hip 2 Be Square: Daria Morgendorffer
- Washington Monthly - Sales to Minors
- Whatever Happened to Daria Morgendorffer? NEW!
Daria message boards
Message-board links are marked active if relevant messages in a significant number have been posted there since January 1, 2010.
- alt.tv.daria [Google] (active)
- Anime Online - Daria
- Bestuff - Cartoon Crush (Trent)
- Bestuff - Daria
- Bestuff - Trent Lane from Daria
- Christian Anime Alliance - Daria
- Comic Book Resources Forums - Beavis and Butt-head vs King of the Hill vs Daria
- Daria Board
- Daria Fan Club Forum
- Daria Message Board
- Daria Shrine's MB (active)
- Daria's Rubber Board)
- DooYoo - Daria (fan reviews)
- Facebook: Daria World (active) (NEW!)
- Fan Forum - Daria
- FF.net: Daria and Trent)
- FF.net: Sick Sad World
- Google groups - Daria
- Hot or Not - Daria
- IUF MB "Tanadaria"
- MySpace: Daria and Jane 4ever
- MySpace: Daria Lovers Unite! MB (active) (NEW!)
- Paperpusher's MB - PPMB (active)
- Scorched Remains MB - SRMB
- Sh33p's Fluff MB - SFMB (active)
- TalkAbout Network: Television - Daria
- TeamSugar - Throwback: Daria
- Television Without Pity - Daria (active)
- Toon Zone - Daria (search)
- Yahoo! TV - Daria
- Yahoo! TV groups - Daria
PPMB/SFMB Board Failure Updates
(check here if you cannot get into PPMB or SFMB)
Social network groups
- Bebo: A Group 4 DARIA Fans
- Bebo: Daria
- Bebo: Daria Fans
- Bebo: Daria Morgendorffer
- Bebo: Daria Mtv Fans
- Facebook: Bring Daria Back NEW!
- Facebook: Daria NEW!
- Last-FM - Jane Lane group
- LiveJournal: Daria
- LiveJournal: Daria Fan's
- LiveJournal: Daria quotes
- LiveJournal: Daria RPG
- LiveJournal: Darialand
- LiveJournal: Everything Daria
- LiveJournal: House of Snark
- LiveJournal: OzDariaCon
- LiveJournal: Trent Lovers
- MySpace: Blackhole Girls
- MySpace: Daria
- MySpace: daria
- MySpace: DARIA
- MySpace: Daria and Jane 4ever (very big group)
- MySpace: Daria Fan Club
- MySpace: Daria fan club group. Yay.
- MySpace: Daria Fans
- MySpace: DARIA IS THE COOLEST CARTOON EVER
- MySpace: Daria Lover's
- MySpace: Daria Lovers unite! (big group)
- MySpace: DariaMorgendorffer
- MySpace: Daria on DVD in 2010!!! NEW!
- MySpace: Fashion Club
- MySpace: Mr.DeMartino
- MySpace: MTV's Daria
- MySpace: Revive Daria
- MySpace: SICK SAD WORLD
- MySpace: The Official Daria Fansite
- MySpace: trent lane is HOT
- TeamSugar - Throwback: Daria
- Tribe - Daria!
- Xanga: !!!!Daria!!!!
- Xanga: Beavis and butthead, daria, 3 south all rule
- Xanga: Daria
- Xanga: Daria Fans
- Xanga: Daria Morgandorfer is my idol!
- Xanga: Daria MorgenDorffer
- Xanga: Fans of Daria
- Xanga: I secretly live a second life as Daria
- Xanga: Noggin & MTVs' ~ Daria~
- Xanga: ppl who got mad lub fo` daria
- Xanga: You're Standing On My Neck
- Xanga: ~-DaRiA-~
Fanlistings
- Absolutely Clueless: The Brittney [sic] Taylor Fanlisting
- Adoration: The Daria Morgendorffer and Trent Lane Fanlisting
- Artiste Extraordinaire: The Jane Lane Fanlisting
- Daria Morgendorffer: The TFL Approved Fanlisting
- Daria: The Fanlisting
- Esteem - The Daria Fanlisting
- High Strung: The Jake Morgendorffer Fanlisting
- Jealous Bitch: Sandi Griffin Fanlisting
- Lawndale's QB: Kevin Thompson Fanlisting
- Night Holds the Key: The Trent Lane Fanlisting
- Peas in a Pod: The Daria & Jane Fanlisting NEW!
- Popular: Daria: Quinn Morgendorffer Fanlisting
- She's Got to Be Direct: The Daria Morgendorffer Fanlisting
- Sick Sad World Fanlisting
- Star-Crossed Lovers: Brittney [sic] and Kevin Fanlisting
- Sweetly Neurotic: The Stacy Rowe Fanlisting
- Two of A Kind: The Daria Morgendorffer and Jane Lane Fanlisting
- Workaholic: Helen Morgendorffer fanlisting
- Yay Up-Beat: The TFL approved 2.01: Arts 'N Crass Fanlisting
Daria websites (French)
- 7fr.net - Daria
- Alice: Cinéma - Daria: Antisociale, tu ne perds pas son sang froid
- Allocine - Daria
- Animeka.com - Daria, Saison 1 (more links under "Voir aussi")
- AnnuSéries - Daria
- Bienvenue dans Le Monde de DARIA
- Cartoonesque.com - Daria MB
- Ciao! - Daria
- CinEmotions.com - Daria (1997)
- Comlive - Daria
- CoucouCircus.org - Daria
- CyberDaria
- Daria
- Daria (forum)
- Daria (épisodes)
- daria-show's blog - DaRiA
- Daria: L'Humour Vache
- Daria: Les Médiévales de Lawndale
- DMOZ Open Directory Project - Daria
- DVDaria Francais
- Et Jane
- Fan de Daria com
- Fanfiction.net - Daria (French)
- Fashion Club
- Fluctuat.net - Daria (forum)
- Folie des animes - Daria
- Fooooo - Daria videos
- France-Jeunes.net: L'enfer c'est les autres - Daria
- GeekZone: Daria (forum)
- Genaisse - Daria (forum)
- Generiques Tele.com - Daria
- Génériques TV - Daria
- HardWare.fr - Daria (forum)
- Interview téléphonique de Glenn Eichler avec l’équipe The Underground
- Krinein Magazine - Daria
- L'univers de Daria
- Le Monde de Daria (forum)
- Les Televores - Daria
- Lexode - Daria
- madmoiZelle - Daria (forum)
- Melty - Daria
- MoVe and Be - Daria
- msSeries.fr - Daria
- MTV.fr: MTV La Chaine, Emissions - Daria
- On My Neck
- Parlons TV - Présentation Daria
- Planète Daria
- PPMB Francais (forum)
- Raccoon City - Daria
- Rubens Things Vault - French translations of MTV's "The World According to Daria"
- SeriesLive - Daria
- SeriesSub.com 2.0 - Daria
- Sick Sad Net
- Trent Lane
- Triste Monde Tragique (blog)
- TV Circus - Daria, la série télé
- Télé-Nostalgie: Daria
- WebRéalité - Daria (forum)
- Wikipédia - Beavis et Butt-Head
- Wikipédia - Daria
Daria websites (other languages)
- Croatian: Wikipedia - Daria
- Czech: První česká stránka seriálu Daria
- Czech: Wikipedia - Daria
- German: animeMANGA - Daria auf MTV (forum)
- German: Ciao! - Daria
- German: Daria
- German: dsl 24000 - Daria
- German: Fanfiction.net - Daria
- German: fernsehserien.de - Daria: Infos zur TV-Serie
- German: Razyboard - Daria (forum)
- German: Truveo: Video-Treffer - Daria MTV (search)
- German: Wikipedia - Daria
- Italian: Boyz - Daria su MTV (forum)
- Italian: Ciao Daria (supersite)
- Italian: Ciao! - La sarcastica Daria
- Italian: Divertimento: Cartoni - Daria, ragazzina ribelle
- Italian: Divertimento: Cartoni - Stile neo-americano
- Italian: DooYoo - Mtv-Daria
- Italian: Film.it - La "sorellina" di Beavis and Butt-head
- Italian: GameSurf - Daria the movie su MTV
- Italian: IRC Napoli - Daria (mtv)
- Italian: Mangaitalia - Daria
- Italian: MTV.it - Daria
- Italian: MTV.it - daria (forum)
- Italian: P2P Forum Italia - A tutti i fans di "MTV Daria"!! (forum)
- Italian: Play.it - Daria su MTV, semplicemente devastante (forum)
- Italian: Wikipedia - Daria
- Italian: WikiQuote - Daria
- Italian: Windows Live: Daria (Bologna)
- Italian: Zapster - Daria
- Lithuanian: MTV - Daria
- Polish: ActionMag - Daria-recenzja
- Polish: Daria
- Polish: Film Web - Daria (forum)
- Polish: Smog - Daria wideo
- Polish: Strefa Zrzutu - Daria
- Polish: Strona "Darii"
- Polish: Wikipedia - Daria
- Portuguese: Daria blog (Brazil) NEW!
- Russian: AdultMult - Дарья [ Daria ]
- Russian: Daria
- Russian: Info Store - Daria MTV series
- Russian: Interviews with Glenn Eichler and Anne Bernstein
- Russian: LiveInternet - Daria (search)
- Russian: LiveJournal Дневник Дарьи - SSW
- Russian: LoveHate.ru - Про мультфильм Daria
- Russian: MTV Daria Rus
- Russian: mybb.ru - Дарья-форум (forum)
- Russian: PPMB Русский MB
- Russian: Seach4You - Daria (Дарья)
- Russian: tfile.ru - Дарья / Daria
- Russian: Википедия - Дарья (сериал)
- Russian: Книжная полка Дарьи Моргендорфер
- Russian: Фан-клуб Дарьи (Fan Club of Daria)
- Spanish: Atomix - Daria/Mtv (foro)
- Spanish: Ciao! - Daria
- Spanish: CNBA Foro - Daria Morgendorferr (foro)
- Spanish: Daria
- Spanish: daria
- Spanish: Daria Cosplay for Carnaval
- Spanish: DooYoo - Daria (foro)
- Spanish: EurínomE - Daria Morgendorffer a mi gusto (Chile) NEW!
- Spanish: Fanfiction.net - Daria
- Spanish: Fusion UdeG - Daria de MTV (foro)
- Spanish: InfoAnime Family - Daria MTV (foro)
- Spanish: InfoPrecios - Daria (opiniones)
- Spanish: La Revista: Cinet - Daria
- Spanish: Microzone X - [MTV]Daria (foro)
- Spanish: MTV.es: Sick Sad World
- Spanish: PPMB Español MB
- Spanish: Taringa! - Daria's Inferno
- Spanish: Taringa! Daria MTV - Con doblaje mexicano [RS]
- Spanish: Taringa! MTV - Daria (en latino)
- Spanish: Tu.tv - Daria MTV videos
- Spanish: Wikipedia - Daria
- Spanish: WikiQuote - Daria
- Spanish: You’re standing on my neck… la la la la la… (blog)
Daria on Beavis and Butt-head
- Beavis and Butt-head
- Beavis and Butt-head and Daria (essay)
- Beavis and Butt-head Central
- Beavis and Butt-head Do America Approved Fanlisting
- Beavis and Butt-head Fan Club
- Beavis and Butt-head Fanlisting
- Beavis and Butt-head trivia & FAQ
- Beavis and Butt-head's Playground
- Beavis and Butt-head.net
- Big Cartoon Database - Beavis and Butt-head
- Daria on Beavis and Butt-head (essay)
- Daria Shrine: Before Daria
- Daria Shrine: Before Daria E-Guide
- DariaWiki: Beavis and Butt-head
- Everything2.com: Beavis and Butt-head
- Fanfiction.net: Beavis and Butt-head (active)
- Google Directory - Beavis and Butt-head
- ILX2: Taking Sides: Beavis and Butthead vs Daria
- MTV: Beavis & Butt-Head: Daria
- MTV: Beavis and Butt-head
- MTV: Beavis and Butt-head - Meet the Cast (Daria pics)
- MTV: Beavis and Butt-head videos (some w/ Daria)
- MTV: Beavis and Butt-head (WayBack Machine archives #1)
- MTV: Beavis and Butt-head (WayBack Machine archives #2)
- New York Times: Beavis and Butt-head's Feminine Side (essay)
- Poobala: Beavis and Butt-head and Daria
- ShareTV: Beavis and Butt-head: Daria
- Toonarific: Beavis and Butt-head
- TVTropes: Beavis and Butt-head
- Wikipedia: Beavis and Butt-head
- Yahoo! Directory - Beavis and Butt-head
- Yahoo! TV - Beavis and Butt-head
- YouTube: Beavis and Butt-head CNES segment (Daria appears at 1:40 with a lunch tray, but gets knocked down by Butt-head)
Fan art galleries
Only galleries containing Daria-related art are included here.
- Comic Vine: Daria Morgendorffer NEW!
- deviantART - Daria (search)
- deviantART: 2dlover
- deviantART: Alias-Hugo
- deviantART: Altrntvgrlfrnd
- deviantART: Amy-teh-Jinxly
- deviantART: Angelinhel
- deviantART: Anime-Tiger09
- deviantART: Avchick
- deviantART: Beatnik Shaggy
- deviantART: Bonnieslashfiend
- deviantART: Christ Oliver
- deviantART: CINCGREEN
- deviantART: Daria Fan Club
- deviantART: Daria Fanclub
- deviantART: Dasutobani
- deviantART: DJ (Zwammy)
- deviantART: Enigmawing
- deviantART: Greybird
- deviantART: Heikgan
- deviantART: Helpful Skittles Explosion
- deviantART: Hershey-chan
- deviantART: HumberBay
- deviantART: Hyperdol
- deviantART: Ianmsquee
- deviantART: JNLN
- deviantART: John Berry
- deviantART: kara-lija
- deviantART: Kemical Reaxion
- deviantART: lerms
- deviantART: MDetector5
- deviantART: Minkychanz
- deviantART: Neoreflection
- deviantART: NomadX (Randomflashbang)
- deviantART: Obsidianfyre
- deviantART: Pinkminx
- deviantART: Ranchoth
- deviantART: Ranger Thorne
- deviantART: Reese Kaine
- deviantART: S.C.
- deviantART: The Dramatic Monarch (a.k.a. JennaUsername)
- Drew Graham's Gallery
- Fanart Central - Daria (search)
- Glitter Berries art
- Katie Cook's Daria Art
- KoinUp - Daria Avatar NEW!
- Lawndale Online art
- Outpost Daria art
- Pickled Brains: Jane Lane in Succubus Mode
- Pinkie's World - Daria MTV
- PPMB: The Easel
- SFMB: Fan Art
- Sh33p's Fluff art
- Sick Sad World art
- Sick Sad World: Lycissa
Music, lyrics, & audio files
- AllThe Lyrics.com - Daria lyrics by Splendora
- AOL Music - Splendora
- DailyWav - Daria audio files
- Daria Sounds Archive (inc. Splendora music)
- Daria: The Musical Files
- EARchives - Daria audio files
- Glitter Berries - The Sound of Music
- Koch Records - Splendora
- Last.fm - Splendora (tracks)
- LyricsDownload.com - Splendora lyrics
- LyricsMode.com - Splendora lyrics
- Pocket: Cartoon Sound Files - Daria
- PPMB: Splendora's "College Try" lyrics
- Sick, Sad World - Is It Fall Yet? music
- Sick, Sad World - Show Themes music
- Sick, Sad World - Sounds
- Sick, Sad World - Trent's Music
- Splendora's website (WayBack Machine, 12/6/1998)
- STLyrics.com - Splendora lyrics
- TAG: Sound Files #1
- TAG: Sound Files #2
- WavPlanet.com - Daria audio files
Animation by fans
Dariacons
A Dariacon is any meeting of two or more Daria fans for any purpose. Our fandom needs more Dariacons. Meet up and eat pizza!
Daria-on-DVD activism
- DVDaria
- DVDaria - Write to MTV
- DVD Talk Forum: What Are the Chances of a Daria DVD?
- Glitter Berries - Take Action
- Irony Maiden: Three minutes for Daria (WayBack Machine)
- PetitionOnline.com - DVDaria
- PPMB: DVDaria and More...
- SOS! Daria Overboard News!
- SOS! Daria Overboard!
- TVShowsOnDVD.com - Daria (register/vote)
Virtual Lawndale
As long as you're here, you may as well live the experience. The "Pizza King" pizzeria locator is wonderful, and everyone (here, anyway) likes sick, sad news. The Lawndale Mall is next. Turn on Radio by Daria and be at one with the suburb.
Lawndale Mall
Internet stores and product reviews are mixed together below, as one often includes the other. Note the special section with reviews and advice on the Daria's Inferno computer game. See also the important information at the end of this list.
- Amazon Listmania: Any Daria Freak's Shopping List
- Amazon Listmania: Best Cartoon Videoz of All Time
- Amazon Listmania: DARIA
- Amazon Listmania: Daria stuff U.S.
- Amazon UK Listmania: Daria Stuff U.K.
- Amazon.com - Daria (search)
- Amazon.com - Daria Apparel 1 (search)
- Amazon.com - Daria Apparel 2 (search)
- Amazon.com - Daria: Sick, Sad Life Planner (search)
- Amazon.com - DVD Sign-Up Page
- Apollo Guide - Daria (search)
- Barnes & Noble - Daria (search/books)
- Barnes & Noble - Daria (search/DVDs)
- BookFinder.com - Daria (search on metasearch engine)
- Borders.com - Daria MTV (search)
- Borders.com - Daria: Sick, Sad Life Planner (search)
- Cafepress.com - Daria (search)
- Cafepress.com - Quinn (search)
- Cafepress.com - Trent (search)
- CDNow.com - Splendora (In the Grass)
- CDUniverse.com - Daria (search)
- DVD Talk - Daria (search)
- eBay - Daria MTV (search, ignore Ghost World listings)
- eBay.com - Daria: Sick, Sad Life Planner (search)
- FindStuff.com - Daria (search)
- GoCertify.com - Daria (search)
- Google.com Products - Daria MTV (search)
- Google.com Products - Daria: Sick, Sad Life Planner (search)
- gURL.com (shopping) - Boots NEW!
- iOffer - Daria (search)
- Kids Domain Reviews: Daria - Sick, Sad Life Planner
- Merchandise News (from 1998, useful for e-Bay searches)
- Movies.com - Daria (search)
- MTV Shop: Daria
- Sell.com - Daria (search)
- Shop.com - Daria DVDs & Videos (search)
- Sick, Sad World - Official Daria merchandise (old list, useful for e-Bay searches)
- TV Shows on DVD - Daria
- Version Daria: Daria News! (merchandise, old list, useful for e-Bay searches)
- Wal-Mart - Daria (search)
- Yahoo! Shopping - Daria DVD (search)
- Yahoo! Shopping - Daria MTV (search)
- Yahoo! Shopping - Daria's Inferno (search)
- Yahoo! Shopping - Splendora (In the Grass)
Daria items licensed by MTV are no longer available from Hot Topic, but these might be found on resale sites.
WARNING! Not all items that appear under search queries for "Daria" are officially licensed from MTV. No guarantees are made by this website for quality, relevance, or anything else. This list is only for your personal interest and amusement. Caveat emptor!
Games & quizzes
- Daria and Jane 4ever (puzzles)
- Daria Fan Club - Pop Quiz
- Funtrivia Quizzes - Daria
- MTV's Daria MUD (Multi-User Dungeon, recovered by WayBack Machine from c. 2000)
- OK Cupid - The Daria Test
- Quinn the Brain - Personality Test (from The Daria Diaries)
- Quizilla - Daria
- The-N - Daria Trivia Quiz
- The-N - How Daria Are You? Quiz
- The-N - Which Daria Character Are You Most Like? (inactive)
Daria's Inferno computer game
- AllGame.com
- Daria's Inferno Game Manual
- Daria's Inferno screencaps, quotes, and song lyrics on Glitter Berries
- David Tanguay's Game Reviews
- Four Fat Chicks
- GamesFirst
- GameSpot
- GameSpy
- GameStats
- GameZone
- Glitter Berries
- IGN
- Inside Mac Games
- JAVE
- Just Adventure
- MobyGames
- Nintari.net
- Programmer in Black
- Review of: Daria's inferno
- Rotten Tomatoes
Computer downloads & freebies
- alt.lawndale.com - Downloadable Daria
- Ciao Daria (Italian)
- Daria Fan Club - Images, Icons, Wallpaper
- Daria Goodies Page
- Dasutobani's wallpaper
- Outpost Daria - Computer Add-Ons
- PalmTown - Dear Daria 1.0 palmtop game
- Sick, Sad Net - Daria Wallpapers (archived)
- Sick, Sad World - Daria Wallpapers
- Softpedia - Dear Daria 1.0 palmtop game
- The-N - Daria Downloads (archived)
- Triste Monde Tragique - Wallpapers (archived)
- Tucows - Daria icons
- Wallpapers from archived MTV Daria webpages (DFB2)
Blasts from the past
Thanks to the WayBack Machine at Archive.org, many of the Daria websites of yesteryear that were taken down can be recovered, in whole or in part, for our interest today. Earlier versions of current websites are also intriguing; many fanfics that were deleted by request of their authors turn out to still be available through the WayBack Machine. Suggestions for additions to this listing are welcome.
However, the WayBack Machine is not guaranteed to recover all or even most of a website. In some cases, just the skeleton of the site is left, without images or downloads. Some webpages are glitch-filled and need to be fixed by the Archive staff before viewing. (Write to the staff to describe problems in recovering old sites, if the issues seem fixable.) Enjoy surfing down memory lane.
- Ace Trax: Putting the X in Crossovers (2003-2009)
- Alex's Daria Homepage (ex-The Daria Zone) (1997)
- alt.lawndale.com (1st, 1998-)
- alt.lawndale.com (2nd, 1998-)
- alt.tv.daria FAQ
- Animated Lust - Daria (2006-2008)
- Anti-Social Butterflies (1st, 2001-)
- Anti-Social Butterflies (2nd, 2001-)
- Anti-Tom on CyberDaria (French, 2002-)
- Bradley's Official Unofficial Daria Website (1999-2009)
- C.A. Moore's Fiction (2002-2009)
- Cannibal Fragfest: Computer Ultravolence (ex-MarchinRed's Daria) (1st, 1999-)
- Cannibal Fragfest: Computer Ultravolence (ex-MarchinRed's Daria) (2nd, 1999-)
- Chainsaw Jane's Fanfiction Closet (Erin Mills, 2002-)
- Children of Lawndale Project (2001-2002)
- Complete Idiot's Guide to Daria (1999-2002)
- Cosmic Hippo (Sam Lincoln, 2001-)
- Cyber Daria (U.S., 1998-)
- CyberDaria (French, 1st, 1998-)
- CyberDaria (French, 2nd, 2000-)
- Daria... (1999-today)
- Daria (Hebrew, very little left, 2002-2009)
- Daria (Polish, 2001)
- Daria (Spanish, very little left, 2001-2009)
- Daria.net (1998-)
- Daria.org (2001-)
- Daria and Jane Are Popular (a.k.a. Daria and Jane Philosophy, French, 2001-)
- Daria Central (1st, 1999-)
- Daria Central (2nd, 1999-)
- Daria Code (2000-)
- Daria Craze (ex-Low Self Esteem) (1st, 1999 - ex-Planet Daria?)
- Daria, Daria, Daria... (supersite, 1999-2009)
- Daria en Castellano (Spanish, 2002-2009)
- Daria et plus (French, 2002-2003)
- Daria Fan Fiction Website (fanfic archive, 1999-2009)
- Daria Funzone! (1999)
- Daria FAQ ("Welcome to the new Daria FAQ!") (1999)
- Daria FAQ Page @ alt.lawndale.com (1998-1999)
- Daria Files (1999-)
- Daria Funzone! (1999)
- Daria Headquarters (1998)
- Daria ML (mailing list, 2000-2001)
- Daria Morgendorffer(1) (French, 2003-2009)
- Daria morgendorffer(2) (French, 2004-2009)
- Daria Morgendorffer at the Last Stop Cafe (1999-2005)
- Daria Morgendorffer's World (1998-)
- Daria on VHS (2001-2009)
- Daria Sarcastathon 3000 (2001-)
- Daria Shrine (Anna Dufour) (2003-2009)
- Daria "The Misery Chick" (1998-1999)
- Daria: The Misery Chick Fan Fiction (2001-)
- Daria... Tribute from Australia (1999-)
- Daria Warehouse (1st, 1999-)
- Daria Warehouse (2nd, 1999-)
- Daria Warehouse (3rd, 2001-2005)
- Daria Wing (2001-2002)
- The Daria-Jane Conspiracy (1st, 2002-)
- The Daria-Jane Conspiracy (2nd, 2002-)
- Daria's Philosophy (French, 2001-2009)
- Daria's Rubber Room (2001-)
- Daria's Sick Sad World (Jorge, 1999-2009)
- Dariagraphy (1997?-2009)
- DariaOnLine (Italian, 1999-)
- Deadpan Alley (1998-)
- The Definitive Daria (French/English, 1999-2000)
- Dega Street (1998-)
- Di's Diva Dive - Diane Long's Web headquarters (2001-)
- Et Jane?... (French, 2004-)
- Fan Tent - Archive for the ‘Daria’ Category, Fanmade Content (2007-2008)
- Geoffrey's Pile-O-Fanfics (2001-)
- Glitter Berries (1st, 2001-)
- Glitter Berries (2003-)
- Green Sink (reviews & commentary, 2001-2009)
- Hannah's Really (and I mean REALLY) Bad Daria Non-Homer Page (2000-2002)
- Hell Is Other People (Wildgoose, 2000-2003)
- I Am (NOT) Daria! (Canadibrit, 2002-)
- In the Beginning There Was Daria (1999-2001)
- International Society of the Glitter Berries (redirect page only, 1999)
- Irony Maiden (2001-2009)
- Is this really Daria Morgendorffer? (2000-)
- Jane's Homepage (2001)
- Jason's World of Daria (1999-2009)
- Kain's Place Dreambook (2001-2002)
- Katherine Goodman's Portfolio: Daria links (1999-)
- LadyCosmos's Fanfic Library - MTV's Daria Fanfics (?-2008) NEW!
- Lauren's Maxi Mart (Beavis & Butt-head, 2004-2009)
- Lawndale City Limits Presents The Daria Chronicle (1999-2002)
- Lawndale Commons (1st, 1999)
- Lawndale Commons (2nd, 1999-)
- Lawndale Commons (3rd, 2000-)
- Lawndale Commons (4th, 2002-)
- Lawndale High Fashion Club (2000-)
- Lawndale High Wrestling Federation (2001-2002)
- Lawndale the Comic (Reese Kaine, 2007-2008)
- Le monde de Daria (French, 2001-2002, blocked)
- Les profondeurs de la futilité (French, 2001-2002)
- Mall of the Millennium (ex-Daria Fan Club) (1999-2001)
- MarchinRed's Daria (1998-)
- Michelle Klein-Hass's fanfic (index page)
- Middleton College (1999-)
- The Misery Chick (1999-2001)
- Monster Trucks and Naked Models (Austin Covello, 1999-)
- MTV - Daria (1st, 1997-)
- MTV - Daria (2nd, 1999-)
- MTV - Daria (3rd, 2001-)
- MTV - Daria (Italian, 2001-)
- MTV - Daria Post-Movie Chat Transcript (8.27.00) [post-Is It Fall Yet?]
- My Tiny Daria Page (2001-)
- Nemo's Primo Fanfiction (2000-)
- Nexus (2004-2008) - links to Daria at bottom
- On My Neck (French, 2002-)
- Outpost Daria (1st, 1999-)
- Outpost Daria (2nd, 2000-)
- Pete's TV WAVs - Daria (1998-)
- Planète Daria (French, 2001-2008)
- Poor Pathetic Daria Page (Naomi Mattera, 1999-)
- PPMB (1999-)
- Queen Jossie's Lair / GeekLand (2000-)
- Queen Quinn's Temple (1998-)
- Quinn the Brain (1st, 2000-2009)
- Sick Sad Net (French, 2002-2006)
- Sick Sad World (1st, 1998-)
- Sick Sad World (2nd, 1998-)
- Silly, Self-Deluded Girl (1998-)
- SmartGirl Television Reviews: Animation, Daria reviews (1999)
- Student Life at the Dawn of a New Millenium: Case Study: Daria (1998-)
- The-N - Daria (2004-)
- Tiffany's World Fanfics (Steve Cross) (2004-2009)
- Trent Lane (French, 2002-2004)
- Trent Lane (1st, 1999-)
- Trent Lane (2nd, 2000-)
- Trent37's Daria homepage (1999-2003)
- Triste Monde Tragique (French, 1st, 2002-2005)
- Triste Monde Tragique (French, 2nd, 2002-)
- Unofficial Daria Movie Rumor Page (Aaron & Barry Adelman, 2002-)
- Version Daria (ex-The Extreme Daria Morgendorffer Web Site) (1998-2008)
- Virtual DariaCards (1999-)
- When Fanfic Authors Attack (Aaron & Barry Adelman, 2002-)
- Write Where It Hurts (ex-The Depth of Shallowness, 1999-2001)
- You Know You Watch Too Much Daria When.... (2002-2009)
- You're Standing On My Neck (2001-2009)
Blasted from the past
The following are Daria websites that can no longer be recovered in any form, at least not at present. They are truly gone. Alas.
- Alt.Lawndale NEW!
- Alternapalooza (operated by Summer)
- Cassiopedia: The True Encyclopedia - Daria (2007)
- Daria Fans Press Room
- Daria Paradise (1st) NEW!
- Daria Paradise (2nd) NEW!
- Daria Rocks (-2009) NEW!
- Daria World (operated by grimgrrrl, AOL)
- Free Radio Lawndale (Ken Tremberth & Erin Mills, ?-2009) NEW!
- Illusion TV - Best MTV Cartoon NEW!
- Insane Jane 99 (operated by The Unknown)
- International Society of Glitter Berries NEW!
- Lady Interference - Save Outpost Daria
- Lawndale High (2001-2002, became Welcome to Lawndale High)
- My Daria (AOL Hometown)
- Planet Daria (1997-1998)
- Planet Daria (1999-)
- Selected Writings of C. L. Basso, K.C.S., M.Sc. NEW!
- The Daria-Jane Conspiracy (fragment, -2009) NEW!
- Welcome to Lawndale High (2001-2002)
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- And To Think, He Could Have Been Born During an In...
- No One's Likely to Write a Musical about Her, Eith...
- Cinco de Feisty!
- Hey, What Rhymes with "Fire"?
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- But Remember: Quinn Doesn't Slow Dance Until After...
- Two Years Ago...There Was Much Rejoicing!
- No Hug? No Worries!
- Apparently Feathers Have Now Become the Current Ne...
- But Just Look at Those Adorable Dimples!
- At Least We Know the Earth's Atmosphere Could Supp...
- I'll Bet He Didn't Even Inhale!
- Think Coyote and Willow Will Celebrate This One?
- Poor Hammy--I Mean, Jamie!
- A Tramp with Self-Esteem
- Celebrate Twenty-Two THANKLESS Years!
- Triple Word Score on "Friggatriskaidekaphobia"!
- "Sweet Quinn" Just Doesn't Have the Same Ring to I...
- Fore! Cool.
- I Don't Even Want to Know What He's Smiling About!...
- Well, That's It, Then. Helen Finally Snapped.
- Let's Hope Artie Won't Be Delivering It!
- Horizontal Stripes and Primary Colors? Ewwwwww.
- You Don't Have to Read in a Refrigerator Box, but ...
- No Foolin'!
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- "Ooh-la-la. Doctor, I have a pain."
- Janet, Warrior Princess
- Just Another Average Joe
- Lady Looks Like a Dude!
- Merry Christmas, You Beautiful Old Caption Contest...
- Jodie Dearest!
- "Yeah, I just found out that poems don't even have...
- Phooooone Hooooooome?
- "I have none, so I said nothing."
- Wearing Head-to-Toe Bright Green? Tsk.
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- Heh Heh Heh...Like, Cool!
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"Daria" and all related proper names and images are trademarks or copyrighted material of MTV Networks, and are used herein without its permission. This site is intended solely to celebrate and publicize these characters and their creators. No commercial benefit, nor any use beyond the "fair use" review and commentary provisions of United States copyright law and related case law, is either intended or implied. I'm not making any money off this, believe me, but I am having fun!
26 comments:
"I'm feeling unloved... why do the fans hate me so?"
He's disappointed that he was only able to fit three dead hookers in the trunk. The salesman had promised five, easy.
"Man, I wish I could be an actual character in the show instead of a plot point pretending to be a character."
When is someone going to write some good Tom/Rock-N-Roll Randy slash?
"Why can't I be as awesome and wonderful as that pearl of humanity, Finn Morgendorffer?"
"Three points off my license just because I ran over my sister. This sucks ass."
"And I'm never going to get those blood spots off my car."
Why does my sister Tammy have to be hotter then me..... And why is she kissing by girlfriend...........
"Dad stole all my Viagra."
"I guess they meant it in the ads when when they said, 'get immediate medical attention if you have an erection that lasts more than four hours.'"
"Why can't the fans just leave me be?" That, or, "Why the hell did I invest all my money in real state before the bubble collapsed?"
"Listen to the mandolin rain
Listen to the music on the lake
Oh, listen to my heart break
Every time she runs away
Oh, listen to the banjo wind
A sad song drifting low
Listen to the tears roll
Down my face as she turns to go"
"I wish all those cross-universal Janes would stop making out in the back seat of my car. It steams up the windows so much I can't see anything inside."
"Sad face.
Happy face.
Sad face.
Happy face.
. . .
Sad face."
"Lost Jane... lost Daria... thank goodness these pocket have holes in them. Look sad, don't smile... yeah, choke that trouser snake, Young Master Thomas!"
"I miss my Daria Real Doll."
"I miss my Daria Real Doll. Now Dad's got both her and my Viagra. Guess it's back to the Elsie Real Doll."
"I can't believe mom and dad are getting divorced. Should I stick with Sloane, or switch to mom's maiden name?
Hmm . . . Tom Sherman.
It might work."
"I can't believe I don't have herpes yet."
"I can't believe it's not butter."
People are tired of Daria/Jane slash?
I fantasize about those two making out every night. Does that mean there's something wrong with me?
Tom: "I fantasize about those two making out every night. Does that mean there's something wrong with me?"
hhh I meant for that to have quotes... Tom said that, not me... I personally don't have fantasies about barely legal, sarcastic, brainy and artsy animated chicks engaged in hot, steamy sapphic acts every night... nope, not me...
Umm...
Yeah...
Tom: "I personally don't have fantasies about barely legal, sarcastic, brainy and artsy animated chicks engaged in hot, steamy sapphic acts every night... nope, not me... umm... yeah..."
"Maybe she's right... maybe the negative, which is the nothingness of being and the annihilating power both together, IS nothingness... I really need to get laid."
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