You Probably Shouldn't Read This If You Have a Weak Stomach

The Beavis and Butt-head episode "Tainted Meat" premiered today 14 years ago on MTV. Daria appeared in two segments, not saying a word in either one. However, in this scene, she was working on a timed test in Mr. Van Dreissen's class when she heard something and turned around to see Beavis with his hand inside his pants, furiously scratching his crotch. Beavis's intimate hygiene issues are the focus of the episode, which can be in full on the MTV site at the above link. Be warned that it might be just a teeny weeny bit of a gross out. Srsly. You might never eat at a restaurant again.

Daria also appears in the front row of a class photo in the same episode, Beavis off to one side still scratching himself. Daria stands next to the punk girl Kimberly, who is far taller than stubby li'l Daria.

I honestly don't think that Daria ate at any Highland restaurant at which she knew either of these two worked. I just can't see it. It's incredible that the experience didn't turn her off to hamburgers, but you wonder if she used her knowledge of this episode's events to good effect later on in the Daria episode "Fat Like Me," when she tricks her father out of his hamburger (see the very end of the script). Clever little minx, isn't she?

Latest entry in DariaWiki is . . . oh, ha ha, very funny. Insult my true love, see if I care.


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• Falling Into College 64: Arrivals and Returns, by Richard Lobinske (COMPLETE!)

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• Arrival, by Legendeld (Part 6): “Shouldn’t we be cheering for the girls?” Jane asked. “No," said Quinn, "I want to see how he kills this one.”
• Fundamental Daria: Indefinite Leave to Remain, by Disco316 (COMPLETE!): Daria heard a knock on her door. Crossing the living room to her front door, she narrowly avoided tripping over the ottoman. She opened the door and found her visitor smiling. “Hi Ja…Trent?”
• Heartless (IC: Evil Jane), by NightGoblyn (COMPLETE!): Won't spoil it. Read it and marvel.
• Invading, by Lorenzo Sauchelli (preview of Part 3): Donatello has done a very dumb thing....
• Order and Chaos, by Legendeld (Part 17): Talk about your one-man armies!
• Two Halves, by Dark Kuno (continued): “No,” yelled Jane. “I’m completely naked and helpless in here!”