Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Caption Contest!


What is going on here?

Write dialog, do a one-liner, describe the scene, go to it.

34 comments:

Roland 'Jim' Lowery said...

"You mine now, bitch!"

Anonymous said...

"For a second there, I thought you were gonna grab my...nevermind."

Anonymous said...

"I will really fuck you up this time!"

MDetector5 said...

"Quinn can't save you now, Stacy. PREPARE FOR YOUR DOOM!!!"

ticknart said...

"You're the one, Stacy! Don't you understand, you've always been the one!"

Anonymous said...

Don't lose hope ! We'll finally find a freakin' olympic grade razor for your body hairs !

Roland 'Jim' Lowery said...

"I'm sorry, the Stacy you have tried to reach is not in service at this time. If you believe you have reached this message in error, please hang up and try again."

the nightgoblyn said...

"Quinn is what!?"

"MINE! If I see you lay your sniveling, shy-girl hands on her one more time I WILL BREAK YOU."

the nightgoblyn said...

"Dammit! I broke this one, too! How many Stacy LoveDroids am I gonna go through before they finally make one that's not so fragile!"

(muttering) "Does not . . . compute . . . I don't . . . understand . . . system shut down . . . compleeeaaaahhhh."

the nightgoblyn said...

"Sandi . . . you shot those people . . . oh, God."

"Come with me if you want to live."

the nightgoblyn said...

(last one, I promise)

"Sandi what are you talking about!?"

"Stacy, it's not Sandi, it's Scarlett. Would Sandi dress this way? You've got to help me reverse the spell!"

Ranchoth said...

[arc of a red flash]

[muffled, pitch-lowered noise, not unlike being underwater]

Sandi [calling, unnaturally slow, maybe three-quarter speed]: ...aacy...! Haaave...t...kee...p'movi—

[sharp mortar whistle]

[World starts moving normally again]


This is not peace. It is an armistice for twenty years.—Ferdinand Foch

Brother Grimace said...

"Like, I'll get you, my pretty... and if you ever get a little dog, I'll get him, too!"

Roland 'Jim' Lowery said...

"NO, NOT BLACK LEAF! NO, NO! I'M GOING TO DIE! Don't make me quit the game. Please don't! Somebody save me! You can't do this!"

"Stacy, get out of here. YOU'RE DEAD! You don't exist any more."

Dariclone said...

Sandi: Stacey, that sweater violates your membership to the Fashion Club. I will be forced to let you go.
Stacey: But Sandi, we're wearing like practically, the same outfit.
Sandi: But you're sweater is fuzzy. Fuzz, Stacey? Really?

The Bug Guy said...

"You are NOT a Fuzzy-Wuzzy We Bit!"

Anonymous said...

"Come on! Tell me what you saw!"

"No!... NO!... It's too horrible, Sandi... It's too HORRIBLE!!!" (begins sobbing)

The Angst Guy said...

"NO, NOT BLACK LEAF! NO, NO! I'M GOING TO DIE! Don't make me quit the game. Please don't! Somebody save me! You can't do this!"

"Stacy, get out of here. YOU'RE DEAD! You don't exist any more.
"

I got it. You stinker. :)

The Angst Guy said...

"Let's see how you handle a fifty-thousand volt static charge from my wool nylons, Stacy the Drip!"

The Angst Guy said...

"Is this the first time you've seen Ms. Li naked?"

The Angst Guy said...

"I want my cell phone back, Stacy! Where did you hide it? I can hear it buzzing, Stacy, tell me where it is!"

Roland 'Jim' Lowery said...

I got it. You stinker. :)

I figured at least ONE person had to. :D

Roland 'Jim' Lowery said...

"WHERE.

IS.

THE BOMB?!"

MDetector5 said...

All caption contestery aside, Sandi does look pretty hot in that.

MDetector5 said...

"But Sandi... how did you find out I wrote that ED page about you?"

cincgold said...

"You are getting sleepy...sleepy...when you wake from the trance, you will...."

Sandi stopped. Hypnotism was great, but she forgot what she wanted Stacy to do. Oh well, maybe next time....

Roland 'Jim' Lowery said...

"TEAK!

TEEAAK!!

TEEEEEAAAAAAK!!!"

Raskolnikov said...

"BITCHSLAP!"

Anonymous said...

LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND KISS ME, YOU LITTLE BITCH!! NOW!!!

Dr Mike said...

"What do you mean President Obama's State of the Union address is going to preempt the season premiere of 'Lost'?"

Anonymous said...

"You've been told to stop playing with my tazer!!!"

Project P. said...

Sandi says, "Now to set this wax statue of Stacy next to the other ones."

Project P. said...

Sandi to Stacy: "1.21 gigawatts?! 1.21 gigawatts?! Great scott!"

Anonymous said...

Sandi to Stacy: "My God, what has Dr. Moreau done to you?!"