Here's one: What if, in "It Happened One Nut," Daria was so mortified that Trent discovered her working at the nut shop that she went insane and decided to destroy Lawndale while dressed as a squirrel, which causes her father to suffer a heart attack and her mother to lose her job and Quinn to become unpopular and thousands have to flee their homes and the Army is called in and there's a big fight with explosions and lasers and bombs and in order to save Lawndale they bring in Trent to talk to Daria who has climbed the Big Strawberry with an atomic bomb and Daria asks Trent for a date and Trent says okay and Lawndale is saved but Trent oversleeps for the date and Daria blows up Lawndale anyway? Or maybe Monique shoots Daria at the end and saves everyone. Wouldn't that be cool?
You can borrow the idea if you want. I've got plenty of them.
1 comment:
Go to sleep, gentleblod-meister,
your observatrions have been most sanguine,
Rest your head, almighty angst lord, may you dream of flights of oiled penguins...
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