Sunday, December 2, 2007

Row, Row, Row Your Boat . . .


Another great summer job from hell would be working at Pizza Forest. This franchised clone of Chuck E. Cheese features singers dressed as forest animals, and the torments of being one of the singers is even worse than having to listen to them. (Read what Phil the Squirrel has to say about it.)

Daria is kind of small for dressing up as a skunk (though she and Jane wore animal costumes for the "Sarcastathon 3000" clip show), but if Mystik Spiral needed money really, really, really badly, they would make great animal singers, 'cause they're tall and they already are singers! Sort of. And Jane could trick Daria into eating at Pizza Forest and who should come over to sing for them but . . . Trent! Or maybe not Trent, someone else. It's your story, you figure it out.

2 comments:

Lorenzo Sauchelli said...

Is t just moe or is glitterberries dead? Tried using the Way Back Machine but didn't get anything from it.

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