Up the Bureaucracy!

This is the Discordian holiday called Bureflux, but you shouldn't ask for the day off. Instead, you must celebrate bureaucracy in special ways that mock it (Bureflux = Bureaucracy + reflux, perhaps). Click the link to see what you might possibly do, but talk with your lawyer first and arrange for bail. And another job.

At Holiday Island High School, today is also European Day of Languages, which is the Eurotrash kid who never speaks English because it is beneath him.

In fanficland, today is the eleventh anniversary of the day 12-year-old Daria Morgendorffer was found alive after she disappeared at Camp Grizzly, per "Who Once Was Lost." You can call it, Daria Is Found Day if you want, but you probably don't want.

More soon.