Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Let's Celebrate Dead Stacy Rowe Day!

Today is a new holiday that I have created all by myself. I call it Dead Stacy Rowe Day. It celebrates all of the Daria fanfic in which the human doormat, Stacy Rowe, dies, which I think everyone will agree is worth a cheer or two.

Now why, you ask, did I pick this particular date? It happens to be the day after Labor Day, the date on which one of the most famous Dead Stacy Rowe stories takes place: Angelinhel's "Crimson Sunset." Click the link and enjoy.

While you're at it, here are some of the other fine Dead Stacy Rowe stories that have been offered to Daria fandom over the years.

Do you think there are enough Dead Stacy Rowe stories? I don't. Write some more, everyone! Contribute to the overflowing warehouse of beloved Dead Stacy Rowe lore. Thank you for listening.

P.S. The alter ego is of Stacy Rowe as a Keane girl. She looks so cute, you just want to put her in your pocket, take her home, and throw her in a vat of acid! Such fun!

ATTENTION: This is a humor article. It is meant to be humorous. Do not attempt to throw anyone living who is named Stacy Rowe into a vat of acid. I am talking only about the cartoon character, who deserves it.

In other news, Legendeld talks about creating original Daria characters, and breitasparrow shows three of the funniest "home movies" of Daria characters ever, thanks to Sims!


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  • John Lane 36: Promises, by Richard Lobinske (Part 5): Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh, Daria's gonna do it, huh huh huh huh huh huh!
  • On the Couch, by durgarox (Part 2): “Guitar Hero?!” Jane sputtered, “This is what you call band practice?”
  • Scenes No Daria Fanfic Should Have: Dawn of a New Nightmare (COMPLETE!): A silent but deadly emission—er, submission—from WacoKid.
  • Sometimes It Rains, by legendeld (Part 6): "I come over to see how your makeup work was going and find you dying.”
  • Stacy Rowe, Seeker (Part II), by jtranser (continued): Just look around and tell me what you see. . . .
  • Two Aunts, by legendeld (Parts 2 and 3): “I’m sure your mother is already worried I’ll give one of you two gay germs or something." (Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh, Amy's gonna do it, huh huh huh huh huh huh!)

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  • Size Does Matter, by BlackHole (Part 30): “Morgendorffer! Watch it! I don’t want any casualties!” Mrs. Morris injected from the sidelines. (PPMB)

7 comments:

E. A. Smith said...

I tortured Stacy enough in "Good Intentions". Anything more would feel like shooting fish in a barrel.

The Angst Guy said...

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!


I'm reloading now. What was that?

Anonymous said...

"Dude, check it out, a new student," George Washington Day whispered to Martin Luther King Jr. Day.

The new student appeared to be rather glum. That may have been related to the bullet hole located just above her left breast, the axe lodged deeply into her skull, the arrow sticking through her neck, and the rather nasty burns on her arms and legs (the burns extended at least into the sleeves and legs of her shirt and pants, so no telling how extensive they really were). Her only other notable characteristic were the two pigtails sticking out on either side of her head.

"Class," the teacher called out. "I'd like you to welcome Dead Stacy Rowe Day to Holiday Island High. Please be sure to give her a warm welcome."

"Looks like somebody already did," somebody from the back row tittered, causing much of the class to erupt in low-level chuckling. Dead Stacy Rowe Day just sighed and took her seat.

The Angst Guy said...

8D !!!

the nightgoblyn said...

Don't forget the gentle repose that Brother Grimace and I settled her into in the Evil Daria threads.

Mind you, that was after she started working on a body count of her own.

The Angst Guy said...

Which chapter was that in? I'd like to link to it for the benefit of the fans.

the nightgoblyn said...

Almost certainly somewhere in the third thread . . . it was near the end, I remember that.

Hm. Maybe somebody should compile that thing and edit it into a single document. Let's see if I can spare some time for that.