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18 comments:
"It's me again, Margaret! ARE YOU NEKKIIIIIIIIIIIID?!"
Cashman's is having a Brassiere Bonanza sale? I'll be right there!
"Daria: The Complete Series is FINALLY being released on DVD? It's about goddamn time! Those residual checks can't come fast enough!"
Who put some glue on the handset ?
Daria says (in her usualy monotone), "Hello sexy, I'm glad you called tonight. I just got out of a steamy shower and -- (pause) What?! No you can't transfer to another operator! I'm sorry but all fees are non-refundable. (pause) Well you don't sound so hot yourself, jerk!"
"I KNOW!!! And those dense blocks of text! It makes me giddy just thinking about it!!"
"Plaaaaaay the best sooooooong in the world, or I'll eat your soul!"
God dammit, I told you to stop calling me! And give me back my God damn pants!
"Do you like scary movies?"
Jane, I finally worked up the nerve to tell you that I'm gay, and I love you. Jane? Jane? Hello? Oh, what? You lost connection for a second? No . . . no, I didn't say anything important. -sigh-
"Janey, I got your number. I'm gonna make you mine."
"Hello Jane? You'll never believe the dream I just had about Trent... and you. So, how soon can you get over here to act it out?
"Play 'Misty' for me... 'Misty,' not 'Twister.' I said 'MISTY'! It's a song, dumb ass! What the hell kind of radio station are you running there, anyway?
"We're sorry, but the Daria you have tried to reach is not in service at this time. If you believe you have reached this message in error, please hang up and try again."
I think this may be the fifth time in all that I've used this joke. And it keeps getting funnier every time I use it!
In other news, the word for my word verification on this post is "focksup". That is also hilarious.
"Jane? I need help. There's a cordless phone stuck to my butt."
"How big are my WHAT!?"
"...and you won't believe what Quinn wore to school today. Her tangerine sweater! It didn't match her pants, lipstick, hair, or anything!"
No,Officer Bratton,I still have nothing to say to you.
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