Sunday, February 7, 2010

Caption Contest! (One More Time!)

...and Daria said...

18 comments:

Roland 'Jim' Lowery said...

"It's me again, Margaret! ARE YOU NEKKIIIIIIIIIIIID?!"

Disco316 said...

Cashman's is having a Brassiere Bonanza sale? I'll be right there!

MJPollard said...

"Daria: The Complete Series is FINALLY being released on DVD? It's about goddamn time! Those residual checks can't come fast enough!"

Anonymous said...

Who put some glue on the handset ?

Project Pegasus said...

Daria says (in her usualy monotone), "Hello sexy, I'm glad you called tonight. I just got out of a steamy shower and -- (pause) What?! No you can't transfer to another operator! I'm sorry but all fees are non-refundable. (pause) Well you don't sound so hot yourself, jerk!"

Anonymous said...

"I KNOW!!! And those dense blocks of text! It makes me giddy just thinking about it!!"

Roland 'Jim' Lowery said...

"Plaaaaaay the best sooooooong in the world, or I'll eat your soul!"

Dennis said...

God dammit, I told you to stop calling me! And give me back my God damn pants!

Roland 'Jim' Lowery said...

"Do you like scary movies?"

the nightgoblyn said...

Jane, I finally worked up the nerve to tell you that I'm gay, and I love you. Jane? Jane? Hello? Oh, what? You lost connection for a second? No . . . no, I didn't say anything important. -sigh-

Roland 'Jim' Lowery said...

"Janey, I got your number. I'm gonna make you mine."

dariclone said...

"Hello Jane? You'll never believe the dream I just had about Trent... and you. So, how soon can you get over here to act it out?

The Angst Guy said...

"Play 'Misty' for me... 'Misty,' not 'Twister.' I said 'MISTY'! It's a song, dumb ass! What the hell kind of radio station are you running there, anyway?

Roland 'Jim' Lowery said...

"We're sorry, but the Daria you have tried to reach is not in service at this time. If you believe you have reached this message in error, please hang up and try again."

I think this may be the fifth time in all that I've used this joke. And it keeps getting funnier every time I use it!

In other news, the word for my word verification on this post is "focksup". That is also hilarious.

The Angst Guy said...

"Jane? I need help. There's a cordless phone stuck to my butt."

the nightgoblyn said...

"How big are my WHAT!?"

The Angst Guy said...

"...and you won't believe what Quinn wore to school today. Her tangerine sweater! It didn't match her pants, lipstick, hair, or anything!"

Anonymous said...

No,Officer Bratton,I still have nothing to say to you.