Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Caption Contest!

Something or someone has caught Brittany's
undivided attention at a party.
What is it?

23 comments:

Roland 'Jim' Lowery said...

Me.

Hey, bay-beh. How you doin'?

Ranchoth said...

By her expression, I can only guess that someone was waggling a flashlight beam or a laser pointer at a wall.

the nightgoblyn said...

Wow! Now I really know why they call him Big Mac!

undefinedlust said...

I'll leave that answer to the great Sir Mix A Lot...

"Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross."

Anonymous said...

What is Upchuck doing with the Fashion Club ?

Roland 'Jim' Lowery said...

"Oh my God, it's full of stars!"

The Angst Guy said...

Dr. Manhattan, in the flesh.

The Angst Guy said...

Holy cow! I thought Jane was a GIRL!

Roland 'Jim' Lowery said...

"meow meow meowmeow
meow meow meowmeow
meowmeow meowmeow MEOW meow meowmeow"

Roland 'Jim' Lowery said...

"Dammit, being Kevin's Real Doll totally bites."

MDetector5 said...

"I don't like how that guy is staring at me... but if I beat him up I might cause a scene..."

Roland 'Jim' Lowery said...

"Eyebrows go up . . . eyebrows go down.

Eyebrows go up . . . eyebrows go down.

Eyebrows go up . . .




. . . eyebrows go down."

The Angst Guy said...

"Oh, my gosh! Hegel was right!"

the nightgoblyn said...

Help me Norman, help me Norman, help me Norman . . . .

Roland 'Jim' Lowery said...

"Kill zem.

Kill zem all . . . "

Anonymous said...

Kevvy, why are you kissing that guy?

Anonymous said...

Crap ! I forgot tu put a bra.

Anonymous said...

Brittany: *thinking* Oh my God, I never knew Jodie was so *hot!*

Roland 'Jim' Lowery said...

"3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 . . . "

The Angst Guy said...

What is he doing with that poor penguin?

Roland 'Jim' Lowery said...

"We're sorry, the Brittany you have tried to reach is not in service at this time. If you believe you have reached this message in error, please hang up and try again."

undefinedlust said...

When asked what was wrong, Brittany answered in a flat, monotone voice:

General Error
SQL ERROR [ mysql4 ]

Can’t connect to local MySQL server through socket ‘/var/lib/mysql/mysql.sock’ (2) [2002]

An sql error occurred while fetching this page. Please contact an administrator if this problem persists.

Anonymous said...

Brittney says, "Wait, I know that the position is open, but don't you think that I'm a little too well-qualified to be the next governor of Alaska?"