Monday, June 2, 2008

And the final score: Vandals 14, Rome 0

Just 1,553 years ago today, the Vandals (from whom we get the words "vandalize" and "Van Halen") entered Rome and subjected it to pre-modern phenomenological deconstruction for two weeks, after which they moved to England and invented the soccer riot. Their descendants today can be found in trailer parks and middle schools all across the United States. I swear this is all true.

  • Long Trek Home, by Ranger Thorne (continued): The killing will be reduced to a maiming, but Jane’s still going to pay.
  • Red Centre, by TheSecretSharer (Part 2): Murdock has a friend who might help Melody. Breaking his friend out of the insane asylum might be a problem. (That's three 1980s TV shows, now.)
  • Screwed, by MMan (Parts 1 and 2): Only Stacy Rowe of all people would find herself in this mess, thanks to fanfic writers.


the nightgoblyn said...

Actually, Red Centre is up to five crossovers:

1- Greatest American Hero
2- Dukes of Hazard
3- Battlestar Galactica
4- A-Team
5- Alf

The Angst Guy said...

Anything but the Care Bears, please, God....