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"Blue means pregnant" - Daria
"What are you going to name it?" - Jane
"If its a girl, Myra Hindley Morgendorffer" - Daria
"And if its a boy?" - Jane
"Tom." - Daria
*click*
Because it is way too easy...
Daria: So What are you wearing?
Jane: I am naked except for a leather thong...
Daria: Hello and welcome to Morgendorfferphone, for a one hour discussion of mauve nail polish press one, for a series of frustrated non-sequitours followed by a discussion of military school press two, if your name is Eric press three, for intelligent conversation please stay on the line.
"You know how much I love it when you have that just-woke-up sexy voice."
"It gets better. I have bedhead too."
Jane: It's strange. After you picked up the phone, the lower half of my body disappeared.
Daria: Again? Damn cheap animation.
"Daria?"
"Yeah?"
"Do you ever feel...not so fresh?"
*click*
"Daria?"
"Yeah?"
"I just woke up, and there's a guy standing in my closet staring at me."
"WHAT!?"
"No, I'm serious. He's just standing there."
"Um . . ."
"He's wearing a clown suit."
". . ."
"I'm looking right at him."
". . ." click
"Daria"
"Yeah?"
"I need a really big favor"
"Dare I ask what?"
"I need you to check and see if you have any D cell batteries... as many as possible, and bring them to me as quickly as possible... it's an ummm emergency"
". . ." click
Daria: Is your refrigerator running?
Jane: If you woke me up for a joke, then you'd better be the one running.
Jane: While Mack's in the shower, I wanted to call and thank you for getting Tom out of my life.
Jane: While your dad's in the shower, I wanted to call and thank you for getting Tom out of my life.
Daria: It's me again. What kind of batteries did you say?
Jane: D cells. Oh and bring some lube. I want to try something new.
Daria: I'm on my way.
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