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Sorry Trent.
scriptlet in place of comment (A DFB II exclusive lol)
GE: Sorry girls, we are writing in a new love interest for Jane.
Daria: Excuse me?
GE: The suits at Viacom have started to become uncomfortable with the unspoken dynamic between you two, so I have been ordered to create a new love interest for Jane.
Jane: But I don't want a new love interest, you know what happened with Evan.
GE:Don't worry, the plan is that he is going to dump you for Daria.
Daria: Excuse me?
Jane: Damnit Glenn, You promised...
GE: I know, I know Jane... it's not my call, it's coming from the suits.
Daria: Glenn, how is this supposed to work? I mean the show has more lesbian subtext than an episode of "Xena: Warrior Princess", people are going to think we jumped the shark with a hetro love triangle.
GE: I know, I know...
Jane: And remember Glen, You promised...
GE: I know Jane, and I want to make good on that. You and Daria are perfect together, but the suits at Viacom are uncomfortable with a lesbian relationship between high school students. Look, if you can just hold out until we hit the college era episodes we can go back to the original plan...
Jane: I quit
Daria: Me too.
GE: ~sighs guiltily~: You can't. One you are under contract, and two, you are fictional characters. You have no choice but to play along...
Daria: We won't ever make the college years will we Glenn?
GE: I don't know Daria, I just don't know....
"Should we...get a medic, or something?"
"Why bother?"
::numb pause, followed by a nod::
::Daria switches light off::
::sound of boots squeaking away down hallway::
Tom, pull your pants back up. Please.
Jane: Daria... Why is Tom's corpse in my bed?
Daria: I'm sorry, I killed him. I killed your boyfriend.
Jane: Dammit Daria! Not again! You know how long it took last time for the smell to go away!
"Wow, Ms. Barch didn't leave much of Upchuck for the coroner to examine, did she?"
"Well, he's the one who thought it would be funny to slap her on the ass."
DM: Everything's better with puppets - right, Jane?
JL: I take it back.
What you do mean we had Tad Gupty for lunch? I think I'm going to be sick.
Daria: Are Kevin and Brittany doing what I think they doing
Jane: Yes, unfortunately they are doing the thing known as human relation bonding.
JL: Eww, that's not good.
DM: Pavlov isn't going to like cleaning that up.
Daria: Well, it is big.
Jane: Yeah, but it looks like it would hurt.
Upchuck: Well, naturally; that's what a billy club is supposed to do.
Jane (with a look of relief) Oh, thank god.
Upchuck: Of course, there are...alternative uses...
"Quinn, that piercing is not in your uvula."
"Glad to, uh, meet you, Doctor Manhattan."
"Glad to, u, meet you, Dr. Manhattan. Sorry about the, um, radiation shrinkage."
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