Saturday, March 21, 2009

Caption Contest


And your caption is....

11 comments:

undefinedlust said...

~deep breathing~

Jane, what are you wearing? I am stretched out in bed,naked except for a leather thong....

Disco316 said...

You changed "Four Score and Seven" to "Eighty-Seven?" Yes, I know it means the same thing. Um, Abe, that's what we call a grabber. It tested really well in Erie. Well, it's kind of like Mark Anthony saying, "Friends, Romans, Countrymen; I've got something I wanna tell you."

the nightgoblyn said...

I'm sorry, my sister has a certain amound of sentimental value, I really couldn't take less than a million for her.

Anonymous said...

I don't care if this is the easiest job ever. If DeMartino calls one more time, I'm quitting this phone sex thing.

the bug guy said...

I don't care if this is the easiest job ever. If my mom calls one more time, I'm quitting this phone sex thing.

The Kristen Bealer Guy said...

Really? Just a small advance payment and I'll receive millions of dollars in grant money? Hold on, let me find my bank account number!

The Angst Guy said...

"Mr. Limbaugh, this really isn't... I can't... oh, fine, whatever. Um, I am stretched out in bed, naked except for a leather thong...."

The Angst Guy said...

"I don't care if this is the easiest job ever. If one more Darius from an alternate dimension calls me, I'm quitting this phone sex thing.

undefinedlust said...

I don't care if this is the easiest job ever. If Glenn Eichler calls one more time, I'm quitting this phone sex thing.

undefinedlust said...

"Mr. O'Reilly, this really isn't... I can't... oh, fine, whatever. Um, I am stretched out in bed, naked except for a leather thong.... ummm yes I do own a loofah, why do you ask?"

"President Clinton, this really isn't... I can't... oh, fine, whatever. No I don't own a blue dress, why do you ask??"

The Angst Guy said...

"MTV? Yeah, just checking in. Oh. Did you hear from Cartoon Network? Oh. No, I'm not interested in live action. How would I do that? Can't you work out a commercial or something? Kotex sponsored the last movie, why can't they.... [sigh] All right, all right. Okay. Call you next week, then. Bye."