Friday, March 6, 2009

Caption Contest


Put your caption in Comments.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

"And now, Daria will sing the National Anthem while I drink this glass of water!"

Anonymous said...

"Yes, I'm wearing a bra, and you had better stop trying to unhook it."

Anonymous said...

Make sure you wind the gear all the way up, I don't want to run down halfway home like last time.

undefinedlust said...

since the guy (yes I am too lazy to look his name up) looks oddly like Mark Hamill to me...

So you see Daria, it is really the Jedi with scarlet lightsabers you should really worry about...

Anonymous said...

If you're going to put a "kick me" sign on my back, it works better when you distract me first.

Brother Grimace said...

"I don't think you're ready for this jelly..."

Anonymous said...

I'm not a robot. Stop looking for my off switch.

Anonymous said...

Damn it, I just had this jacket cleaned, and now it has smarm all over it.

Anonymous said...

Nice arm. How many places do you want it broken?

The Angst Guy said...

"Sorry. That's not my G-spot, either."

undefinedlust said...

You're not Vulcan, and you're doing it wrong...

Anonymous said...

you have five seconds to remove that hand before you find yourself getting an enema with it

Dr Mike said...

"Why yes, the Grand Canyon is deep. Very deep. Um, why are you pushing against my back?..."