"I am lead to true bastard, oh not the question!"

So there was this French webpage about Daria, and I noticed it had a block of dialogue from the show, in French (as the French had dubbed it in, I assume). What would it look like if I had Google interpret it? I decided to find out.

Daria has gotten into Tom's car in "Dye! Dye! My Darling." Their conversation begins, translated from French back into English, with some French words left untranslated.

• Daria: You are ripe to talk about Jane?
• Tom: No
• Daria: Ah .. What then?
• Tom: In our situation ...
• Daria: I understand not c'que you mean! In what situation you want to talk about? And first let me go jm'en quiet!
• Tom: (retaining Daria) Wait ... Why everyone is angry with me?
• Daria: Why? Why? But because arriving in the city I knew directly that I would be a marginal, I had a coup d'Luckily, the only one of my entire life, I met another marginal which I became l 'friend and thanks to which I felt a lot less alone until the day you have yourself and you pointed bandana while in the air!
• Tom: For my part I simply found a nice girl with whom I went out for some time and was finally bored together is purely as banal story!
• Daria: Oh? And you would be bored in the same way if I had not been there?
• Tom: Probably! And I think she was tired the first I t'assure that it has nothing to do with you ...
• Daria: So much the better because you do not absolutely m'intéresses and I poignarderais my friend in the back if the idea m'effleurait.
• Tom: Yes, and I am lead to true bastard, oh not the question!
• Daria: Exactly ...
• Tom: Well it's done!
• Daria: It's settled!

Tom and Daria suddenly kiss.

• Daria: Oh shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
• Tom: Mrs. .. I liked me too!
• Daria: It not only makes me laugh Tom
• Tom: But moi non plus

Daria Tom embraces a second time.

• Tom: That's not funny! .. In all, at all ..
• Daria: Should qu'j'y go!

Try reading this aloud to someone and see how it goes. Thank God I wasn't drinking anything when I first read it. More news later.